Once a person is unlucky, don't think of Murphy's Law.

Murphy's Law is summed up in the old saying of the Chinese, in fact, people are unlucky to drink cold water and stuff their teeth.

Zhang Ze smiled, hugged his personal belongings, and walked out of Dongpu Huating Building. An hour ago, he was a mechanical engineer inside. Fifteen minutes earlier, he had been fired.

The kidney machine 4 that has been used for several years has been turned into a performance work of art, and all the belongings except for the small deposit on the card, there are two large bags of personal belongings in the rental house.

He didn't even understand it, so he went back to his hometown in Pingjiang, and the maximum number of hours before and after added up to twenty hours, and the special outlook on life, worldview, and values were refreshed? Nima, the world is also dark.

It is very convenient to return to your hometown from Zhonghai, China's largest city, and it takes 40 minutes to get on the high-speed train.

This time he was fired, and the people who were fired were very distorted, Zhang Ze went back to his hometown in Pingjiang to rest for a few days, ready to relax. Kidney Machine 4 has ended its historical mission, but Lao Zhang, who does not have enough faith values, is shy and has no intention of fighting another kidney. At home, I turned over a mobile phone when I was in college, Sanfang Nuoji 105, and I was on standby for 50 days. Waterproof, drop-proof and wolf-proof, it is really a magic weapon that destroys the world and reorganizes the world.

The Pingjiang River is not big, the downtown area is bustling and the suburbs are comfortable, there are more bridges than roads, there are more rivers than fields, and there are more lakes than mountains. There is a river at the door of Zhang Ze's house, and every gateway in the neighborhood can go home directly from the river, which can be called a model of a water town.

I found a fishing rod, and it was not a high-tech product, but a forty yuan worth a few years ago.

Riding a small electric car, I slowly went to the Golden Eagle Lake in the east. In the past, the old man said that the Chinese giant turtle and the Chinese alligator were found here, but I don't know if it's true or not, anyway, the name of the Golden Turtle Lake has been around for a long time.

There are more people who come here to fish for ang thorn fish, and it is not good to burn a milky white soup.

However, Zhang Ze doesn't like to eat, he prefers sand snakehead to ang thorn fish, which is called Tubu fish in the local dialect, and it is also called tiger head shark. Get more than 30 of them, shave your cheeks, make a watercress soup, and shoot your girlfriend while eating it, and you don't feel distressed.

"I'm going, so many people?"

Three or five meters away, someone sat on a small pony and put two fishing rods there, and there was a long slip of people on the embankment. Zhang Ze sighed secretly that there are really more and more people who have leisure now, but for Zhang Ze, it is useless, he just came to relax because he was fired.

The fishing rod is a little second, and the image is not a perennial fishing veteran, and others glance at it, and they don't look at it much.

Lao Zhang saw that there was nowhere to put his feet, so he ran to the bridge, then gave the float away, and threw a fly into the water. He wanted to catch a meal fish, but the flies or electric mosquitoes swatted a dozen or so to bring them to try their luck.

Who knows, as soon as you throw it down, the fishing line will be straightened.

Zhang Ze screamed, and hurriedly shook it, a white silk more than a foot long, and the fish scales flashed out of the water with sunlight.

At this point, the bucket is not even filled with water.

"! What a big white silk! ”

One foot long, only one pound, throwing fifty yuan in the market to grab a fight.

This fish is a type of catfish, and in some places it is called a cocked mouth. Jingxiang is bigger than Taihu Lake, but it can only be said to be a close relative, but it tastes similar.

One of the three whites of Taihu Lake, the steamed braised is extremely delicious, and it is the only one that can compete with the saury.

He fished a white silk on the bridge in seconds, and the two guys under the bridge were stunned.

Zhang Ze smiled at them, meaning lucky.

The bucket was filled with water, and the fish was thrown in, and the scales did not fall much, and the fish that was easy to die would not die so quickly for a while. White silk is to eat fresh head, and if it is not fresh, it is not very delicious.

Wearing another hook, Zhang Ze was carrying the fishing rod, and was thinking about leaning on the railing on the bridge, when suddenly the fishing line slipped and straightened again. Hurry up and throw it again.

"it!"

Lao Zhang called out himself.

Another one-foot-long white thread.

"! Again! ”

"White silk, so big!"

Two in a row, Zhang Ze suddenly shocked the two guys under the bridge.

"Luck, good luck."

Zhang Ze said sneeringly, and then threw Bai Si into the bucket with a little suspicion.

The two buddies under the bridge are staring at him, although they know that some people are lucky and can always load the goods, but these two big white silk in a row are really envious, jealous and hateful.

Just take a strip of steaming, and the restaurant will be one hundred and two.

Another fly was pricked, and as soon as Zhang Ze threw the hook, he immediately threw it up.

"it!"

The two buddies all shouted, and several uncles on the embankment not far away turned their heads to look, and an old man's eyes lit up: "Yo, white silk, not bad." ”

"The third one!"

The two buddies turned their heads and screamed.

"What's the third one?"

"Such a big third!"

"What?!"

Several old men lifted their glasses, and one put down the fishing rod and walked over to look at Zhang Ze's bucket: "It's all so big." There are three fish, a foot long white silk, and your bucket is a little smaller. ”

Zhang Ze smiled: "Luck, luck, I didn't expect there to be white silk, I just wanted to catch two meal strips." ”

As he spoke, he was pricked with flies, Lao Zhang's heart was pounding, and he remembered what happened last night. Supernatural events can scare people, this Nima is a bit of a varicocele.

Taking a deep breath, Zhang Ze threw the hook out, the two buddies stared at each other, and one of them muttered: "This Nima is a fish essence, right?" ”

And reality soon hit him in the face of unconvinced, and Lao Zhang wanted to throw the fishing rod into the Golden Dragon's Lake.

The hand trembled, and it was another one.

"......"

The two buddies were numb. simply threw the fishing rod, ran on the bridge and stood next to Zhang Ze to watch, and one also asked: "Big brother, the level is so good, is it the best place to fish white silk here?" Could it be your secret fishing spot? ”

Lao Zhang himself was also numb, and the corners of his mouth twitched and threw the white silk into the bucket, and then said abruptly: "Luck, it's really luck." ”

Your sister's luck, such luck? One per second?

One of them was constipated, and he actually changed his fishing rod, but he was still a fly lua. The fish flicked the hook out, fantasizing about whether it would be loaded in a second, but when he put the hook back to the shore, he didn't even see a single fish bubble.

Zhang Zeza's hands were trembling.

"Lao Wang, what are you looking at?"

"Look at this offspring fishing white silk. Connected to four one-foot-a-foot. ”

"Connected? A foot? ”

A few old men put down their belongings and came to watch.

Zhang Ze's heart trembled more and more, and the hook was thrown out again, very unprofessional, very amateurish, and very ugly.

But......

"it!"

Seconds, capricious.

"Article 5."

"I'll go, big brother, how did you do that? Is there a minute to come, five one-foot-long white silks? Big brother, do you have any secrets, is it easy to teach? ”

The boy's eyes were shining.

A few old men on the side of the crowd suddenly shook: Nani? Less than five one-foot-long white wires in less than a minute? Could it be that these white silks are so obedient from his family?

"Luck, luck, luck......"

Hehe smiled awkwardly, Zhang Ze didn't dare to prick flies with his hands. This Nima ...... It's so spooky.

Thinking of the mobile phone in his pocket, Zhang Ze swallowed a mouthful of saliva: This is not true, this is not true, this is not true......

Take a deep breath and throw the hook out with your eyes closed, still very unprofessional, very amateurish, very ugly.

But......

"This Nima white silk is all raised by his family!"

"It's awesome, big brother!"

"Big brother, big brother, how did you do it?"

", Rokujo!"

This time, the old men who were originally skeptical and later said that the old man was convinced.

If you don't accept it, it's not okay, isn't this Nima Baisi stupid?

There were more onlookers, and several of them were riding battery cars and parking there to watch from afar.

Lao Zhang was under a lot of pressure, his mood was very excited, his soul was trembling, and he was about to pee.

He has been broken by the fired squid kidney machine 4, he just wants to come to Jinji Lake to fish and relax, do you want to be so exciting and exciting!

Another fly was pricked, Zhang Ze didn't want to catch it, but the eyes around him looked at him, as if they wanted to learn the unfathomable mystery from his twisted and ugly methods. The sparkling lake, the scenery is really pleasant, but it is especially accompanied by the exclamation of the onlookers, and the birds and fish are sink.

"Seventh!"

"It's awesome, big brother! Awesome! ”

"The afterlife is terrible, the afterlife is terrifying."

"The boy is amazing."

At this moment, the forty yuan fishing rod and the simple big red bucket all seem so awesome and inexplicable. Compared with the equipment of the two guys under the bridge with a combat strength of two thousand eight, Zhang Ze is simply a sweeping monk in the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion.

Although he was wearing slippers today, Lao Zhang felt that his feet were very hot, his heart was also very hot, his brain was also very hot, and everything was very hot.

Seven,, since I was a child, when did I fish so like divine help? Only a few minutes here? It's one down, it's one down, it's supposed to make people very happy and happy, how can it make people's backs chill so much?

"Luck, good luck......"

"The lad is too modest."

"The afterlife is amazing."

"Big brother is too awesome, big brother teaches secrets, right?"

As soon as the voice fell, another one.

“……”

“……”

“……”

The crowd of onlookers was shocked.

"It's a fish spirit."

"This man is so powerful, and the silk mesh may not have eight one-foot-long white wires."

Over there, a small Wuling truck stopped on the side of the road, and down came a round creature with a big gold chain, a big gold ring, big black sunglasses, a big scalp shoes, big pants, and a big belly.

The round and elastic body easily squeezed through the crowd of onlookers, then looked down at the bucket and shouted: "It's better to come early than to come by chance, good fish, not dead yet!" Who fished it? Yo, my brother looks so young. How about fifty or four hundred pieces for me? ”

Four hundred? This Nima has caught up with his salary in Zhonghai for a day.

When he thought of money, Lao Zhang's whole soul was enlightened.

"You want them all?"

Zhang Ze asked.

"Absolutely."

"Then you wait a minute."

"Wait a minute? Wait a minute, the fish are going to die! The meatball creature yelled loudly.

"Don't wait long."

Zhang Ze's words were simply struck by lightning, and he was too special to pretend to be forced.

Even the fishing veterans next to him secretly said: Although you have caught eight fish in a row, you don't have to be so bullish......

", this Nima can't play, there is such a big gap between people and people!"

The inner monologues of the fishing veterans are all interrupted, and the world is running on a track that they can't understand.

The meat ball creature suddenly ripped off his sunglasses, revealing a pair of hilarious beanie eyes, and exclaimed: "Fish spirit, you can catch white silk so well!" ”

Fish essence is the name of the fishing expert in the Pingjiang area.

However, according to laws and regulations, after the founding of the People's Republic of China, it could not become a sperm, so with urbanization, fish essence became very rare in Jiangnan. However, fox spirits are more and more infested in some parts of the city, making people want to die.

The crowd of onlookers enjoyed a strange spectacle, most of them will blow it with relatives and friends after tea and dinner, of course, many people will not believe it, think it is bragging, but at least there are more people who blow, people will know, where and where there has been what kind of cattle.

Sixteen flies, sixteen white silks, the spherical creature named Miao Zhen gave eight hundred yuan, and left a business card, Sanbai Xian Chef: Miao Yuan.

Zhang Ze rode a small battery car with 800 yuan in his hand and walked away in the admiring eyes of everyone, leaving an unfathomable back. But in fact, Lao Zhang, who calmed down after taking the banknotes, is in a hurry with several times the varicocele at the moment.

At this moment, he was really scared to pee.

Because, in the pocket of the three-proof promise 105, it shook a little, indicating that a text message came.