I looked at myself in the mirror and felt something incredible.

The dark blue lady's suit fits slim to me, as if it were tailor-made. Without makeup, I wore black-rimmed glasses and a ponytail. I curled the corners of my mouth slightly, revealing an unnatural smile. Forget it, I still don't look good if I don't smile, I immediately put away my smile. Today is a long-awaited day for me, with a hint of excitement, a little excitement, and a little unease... I was ready to go, and I went out.

You ask, why do you dress so formally? Blind date? Burst...... Could it be that my age and appearance have reached the point where I need a blind date to solve a lifelong event!? Well, you don't know me yet, so I'll introduce myself first. My name is Huang Xiaorou, female, 23 years old (so it can't be a blind date!) Tell you, this is more solemn than a blind date.

Because...... Today is my first day on the job, my first official job after graduation, I became a Chinese teacher! is like a bride to be married, and it is difficult to hide her shy and excited mood under the hijab...... My First ...... It's going to be given to Quang Nam Middle School first! (I feel ashamed) this famous senior high school at home and abroad, the recruitment news in the first quarter of this year leaked out, and the official website of Quang Nam Middle School was almost crowded! The competition ratio for each position is 3000:1!

Scary, right? But it didn't scare me, there was no pride or arrogance at all, I was a pretty smart kid since I was a child, and I was born with a good brain and acquired diligence, and all kinds of exams couldn't make it difficult for me at all. Before the age of 20, I have obtained many professional certificates, what English specialty, Japanese N1, computer level and teacher qualification certificate, by the way, not long ago I also got the accountant qualification certificate, the others will not be listed one by one, the reason why I took so many certificates, is just a hobby, I just like exams, take exams!

Maybe I'm what you call a top student, right? So ...... Out of 3,000 people, it is not a great thing to become a new Chinese teacher in the first quarter of Quang Nam Middle School.

Oh, by the way, you will also ask, if you are so good, why do you only become a middle school Chinese teacher? I guess it's because of my mother...... My mother wanted me to be a teacher when she was alive, so she must have fulfilled one of her last wishes.

If you talk too much, you're going far! Before I knew it, I had arrived at the door of Quang Nam Middle School, and although it was still early, I had already seen a few fresh red scarves approaching this side not far away. Suddenly, I remembered the time when I was a student dog, I got up earlier than the chicken, slept later than the dog, although I was tired, but I was fulfilling, so nostalgic! People who are studying don't feel this way, do they?

After gathering my mind, I walked to the school gate and saw a row of freely rotating cameras on the wall. It's strange that every step I take, one of the cameras follows me deadly. I thought, it's just going to work, and it's not a red carpet, so do you need to shoot at me like this? It seems that the school still attaches great importance to the entry of new staff! Thinking of this, my heart fluttered, and I felt countless magnesium lights shining here, and I almost indulged in the sound of YY's shutter......

Unexpectedly, a rough male voice suddenly came, "Teacher Huang... Please look at the camera. ”

"Huh?" I looked at the camera with a look of surprise.

"yes, this is it."

After a while, he said, "You can come in, please wait in the reception room, someone will be in charge of the reception." ”

"Oh, oh......" I nodded at the camera in a daze, only to learn later that it was part of the school's security system, and students and staff had to "brush their faces" behind the school gate every day to get in.

After waiting in the reception room for less than five minutes, I walked into a woman with a nice face, dressed like a secretary, but she didn't introduce herself, but led me directly to the teacher's office in the second grade.

The second grade teacher's office is really better than expected, the whole office is like a creative studio, the walls are covered with art paintings and decorations, and the teachers' desks are not piled up with textbooks, but are full of cute little objects and pots of small succulents.

I thought I was in the wrong room, until I confirmed my location and was in a good mood! It's so comfortable to work in such an environment! I looked at my desk, and there was a name plate on it that said "Teacher Huang Xiaorou's Special Seat", which was in a good location, by the window, and the air was good. Outside the window is the football field, and the green grass seems to be smiling at me, and gradually, the mood becomes better.

At this moment, I heard footsteps, and saw several men and women walking in the door, they all looked older than me, it seems that I am a little fresh meat in the group of teachers! It's a little exciting to think about......

I immediately greeted them. "Hello everyone, I am the new Chinese teacher this quarter, my name is Huang Xiaorou. Please advise! I bowed deeply, only to find that they were all busy with their own business, some were talking about last night's shopping manicure, and some were talking about the national football game last night...... It's embarrassing, it's only the first day of school, is that okay? I soured back to my place, preparing the materials for the lesson.

The school gave me an important responsibility, and in the first semester, I was asked to be the class teacher, and I was led by the third (1) class of junior high school, which was a key training class. I don't think it will be difficult to teach students in key classes, right? I looked at my watch, it was almost time, and I came to the door of the third (1) class with trepidation, the door was ajar, and it was quiet inside, and there was no sound.

I took a deep breath before walking in. The moment I pushed open the door, the eyes of my classmates were focused on me, and my eyes met, and I smiled slightly to maintain my temperament as a teacher, but in fact, I was already sweating. My first impression...... This group of students is really junior high school students! It looks so small and tender! They look like green grass on a football field, tender and tender!

I stood on the three-foot podium, looked at the 100-square-meter classroom and the less than 50 students at the moment, and said in a loud voice: "Class!" There was a "stand up" from the audience, and the whole class stood up in unison, standing straight and saying, "Hello teacher! "The voice is loud and immature. And I, like an officer at the parade ceremony, looked at the serious and rigorous face of the audience, and really enjoyed the taste of reading in the middle of the page......

"Teacher! Teacher? Unfortunately, the beautiful picture was interrupted by a hurried shout. I came back to my senses in a daze, only to realize that I had lost my mind just now, and the classmates in the audience were all looking at me with puzzled expressions. I smiled awkwardly, adjusted my posture, and continued, "Class!" But there was no movement in the audience, and a few children even laughed out loud.

"Huh, what's going on?" I wondered to myself. The girl with glasses sitting in the first row waved her hand and said, "Teacher, you have to brush your face first!" As he spoke, he pointed to the punch card machine over there.

"What!? Do you want to be slapped in the face in class? "I walked to the punch card machine over there with a puzzled face, but there seemed to be something wrong with the machine, and it kept scanning my face, but it couldn't be recognized. It made me impatient, and I turned around and asked my classmates, "Is it okay not to brush your face?" ”

The girl with glasses said, "No, the school stipulates that teachers must brush their faces before class." Also, teacher, there is no need for the set of 'stand up in class before class and the teacher sits down', and the rules of the last century are not necessary to be applied to our post-00s, which is a waste of time and our bodies. ”

Before the girl finished speaking, a boy sitting in the back also interjected: "Teacher, don't think that this is because we are disrespectful to you, it's just that life is short and time is limited, and we feel that time should be used reasonably to do valuable things." ”

They have a good point...... I was speechless. But the most important thing at the moment is to brush your face first, otherwise how will this lesson be conducted? I faced the punch card machine again, no matter how I changed my expression and adjusted my posture, the punch card machine just couldn't recognize my face, just when I felt helpless, a little fat on the side said: "Teacher, it's a face, not a selfie, you don't need so many expressions." ”

Said the whole class burst into laughter. Was it just like that? I giggled stiffly. "Take off your glasses!" I quickly took off my glasses, but I didn't expect it to be really successful, I was so happy that I almost cried, and looked at my classmates excitedly. But in the eyes of the students, the teacher in front of him was really a little white-eyed.

I adjusted my state and began to introduce myself: "Hello students, I am your homeroom teacher for the new semester, Mr. Huang. My full name is ......."

"Huang Xiaorou..."A student in the audience called out my name! I was very shocked!! Could it be that you met the neighbor's bear child? I don't want it! As I struggled to find a familiar face, I saw a student raise his hand.

"Teacher, I have a question for me." I nodded to him, and he stood up and asked, "Mr. Huang, are you 1.6 meters?" ”

"Uh, what the hell is this?" I was speechless, but I gave him a shallow smile and replied yes.

"I didn't see it!" The boy next to the questioner added, "Girls who usually say that they are 1.6 meters are generally 1.58 meters...... No. ”

Completely guessed by him! Ay! It's hard to dismantle! Child, just let me go! But when I heard him say I'm a girl...... I was a little excited?? What the heck...... Before I could make a gesture to support my forehead, the boy who asked the question just now asked again, "Teacher, are you unmarried?" ”

"You know that? Visually detected?? I couldn't help but ask.

"No visual inspection required." After saying that, the boy pointed to the top of my head, and I saw that it was a big TV, and my details were scrolling on it!! Even the measurements are !!

Oh, my God! What the hell is this school!