Chapter 129 Family Rules, Article 4
In the past few days, Chun Tao has been thinking about it, and she especially wants to go and see Dudu.
She didn't dare to go to the high seas, so she pondered finding a way to dive offshore and meet Dudu for a while, and this pet had no chance to communicate since it was received.
The offshore sea has always been a closed fishing period, and it is definitely not possible to borrow a boat, but Chun Tao pondered, it is almost the Mid-Autumn Festival, and the sea crabs are fattening, how can it not be the end of the closed fishing period?
If it is according to the algorithm in her hometown, this will already be able to open the network, there is no movement here, and she asked Guo Hai yesterday when he will be unblocked.
How did the thing answer?
Chun Tao gritted her teeth when she thought of the chief's serious answer.
The guy said with a very serious expression that the climate here is special, so the fishing closure period is different from other places, and it has to be extended in order to protect the balance of species.
She asked again, don't fishermen eat sea crabs during the Mid-Autumn Festival?
This goods said with a serious face, the more people at the seaside, the more they don't like to eat sea crabs, they are disgusting, they like to eat river crabs, that is, the kind raised in the rice fields, there are no islands, you have to take a boat into the city to buy, don't you see that the fishing boats always run out in the past two days? That is, the crab into the river is ready for the festival!
She was stupid and believed it!
I believed it!!
If someone else said this, Chun Tao would still be suspicious, but he was the chief, and the chief still said with a serious face, almost telling her about the hardships of the origin of species and the importance of protecting the ecological environment.
As a result, the instructor's good intentions. was debunked by two orderlies in this way, and the roots of Chun Taoqi's teeth were itchy.
Okay, you're in the sea, don't you just don't want me to go to sea with the ship, as for lying about the military situation, this matter is too big, and you have to set up a family rule for him when you go back.
Comrade Yu Hai didn't know that his little caution had been exposed by his daughter-in-law, and he was in the office arranging the assessment in full swing, surrounded by a few deputies.
In the past two days, these people have worked hard for this matter, and every detail has to be deduced many times. This will finally finalize the plan. Everyone relaxed a little, Yu Hai held his exclusive large tea pot, around the sand table on the table, he had to make sure that this assessment was rigorous.
"That's right. to the instructor. Your daughter-in-law's ideological work has been done. Will she cooperate with us? ”
"There is no need to tell her in advance, including the two military wives, what we need is the real reaction of the soldiers. When I got to that level, I used my daughter-in-law as a breakthrough, and the two sisters-in-law didn't move. ”
It's not that Yu Hai killed his relatives in righteousness, but he thinks that his little peach has a slightly better ability to bear it, he is the instructor of this team, and she is his woman, so he has to set an example.
"Instructor Yu's wife seems to be in good shape, after this assessment, Instructor Yu won't be beaten, right?" Someone dared to joke with him
Yu Hai put down the big teapot with a little smug smile on his face.
"You don't know about this, don't look at my daughter-in-law who is powerful outside, she still respects me more when she goes home, our family has family rules, husband and wife must get along in harmony, of course, I will definitely not violate the rules as a man, so——"
He showed a profound expression that you know, most of these deputies are not married, and they can't help but bow when they hear him brag about it.
The instructor is really mighty and domineering!
Men, they have to blow two sentences when they get together, even if it's like an instructor, it's not exempt from vulgarity.
However, he probably didn't expect that the family rules of the Yu family, except for the first three rules that he formulated for Chun Tao, were all reversed later, and after many, many years, Instructor Yu could only miss the years of tattoos when he formulated those three family rules, and he would not recur
"Have you got all the seafood?" After Yu Hai finished bragging and thought of something serious.
"There are still a few things left, the orderly goes to the dock and asks the fellow if he has it."
"Orderly? Going with the car? Yu Hai suddenly had a bad premonition.
"Yes, send a few sisters-in-law back to the family area, and buy them by the way—instructor, are you uncomfortable?"
Instructor Yu's expression was slightly weird.
It's over, this matter has to be a goof, and Instructor Yu remembered a very philosophical sentence, this person, don't brag at ordinary times, because every time you blow it, you will regret it
Xiao Tao probably should know, he was really afraid that she would find a fishing boat to go to sea with her hot head, but now that she looks at it, it doesn't seem very clever to use white lies as a tactic
At this juncture, he has an important position on his body, and he can't chase after him, so he can only wait for the night to bear the storm, thunder and roar of his daughter-in-law.
Thinking of the face of the spring peach, there was a slight liver tremor.
It's okay, I'm a pure master, it's a big deal to let her scratch it obediently when my daughter-in-law gets angry - the definition of pure masters, Instructor Yu understands it like this.
"Tell Qiao Yu to prepare all the medicines, if there is an unexpected situation tonight, the medical insurance must keep up." He gathered his thoughts and said to the adjutants seriously.
"Yes!"
When he went home in the evening, Yu Hai looked at the big pile on the table and laughed dryly.
"Daughter-in-law, today's food is good!"
Flying crabs, sea cats, pipi shrimp
'Yes, the food is good, but it's all mine, and your dinner is there!' Chun Tao pointed at it, and Yu Hai was depressed when he looked at it.
This big table is delicious, so I prepared a steamed bun and two plates of small pickles for him, isn't it too much?
"Daughter-in-law, you can't eat it alone, this seafood will have poisonous gas if it is stained with dew overnight, but you can't stay overnight, come, I'll see if this flying crab is full——"
Stretching out his claws to grab, Chun Tao slapped his hand away.
"Don't eat it! Didn't you say that? People who grew up by the sea don't eat seafood the more they celebrate the festival, and all sea crabs are disgusting, and they all have to eat river crabs. ”
He whispered, "Aren't I afraid that you will go to sea, there are sharks and killer whales in this sea."
She raised her eyebrows, and her face was fierce.
"Good you Yu Hai! Your wolf ambition has finally been revealed! In order to reach your ulterior secrets. You dare to say such unconscionable words! I sigh for how we have people like you in the ranks of our people—"
Yu Hai smiled, and just wanted to coax her a few words, when he saw Chun Tao slap the table, a pot of fat big flying crabs fell, he quickly took it with his hand, and broke off a crab claw to gnaw, it was really fat
"Comrade Yu Hai, you have fallen to the brink of danger!"
He looked at her innocently, "Daughter-in-law." You seem to be particularly fond of stealing my lines lately? ”
"Be serious. From now on, our family rules will have one more - how many are they? ”
"Fourth." He reminded.
"Good! Article 4 of the family rules, under any circumstances, Comrade Yu Hai cannot hide anything from Comrade Chen Chuntao, once it is violated. Punish you for doing 200 sets of push-ups! ”
"Daughter-in-law. 200 groups is too little. We train more rookies than that. ”
Dare to be poor, Chun Tao squinted, realizing that Ya hadn't realized the seriousness of the problem. "Okay, 250!"
What a number, Instructor Yu disagreed.
"You can make up a whole thing, 300, 400, 500, it's all right, why do you have to get 250?"
"What, do you still have an opinion?" She has already written on her face, you are a person who treats crimes, and you dare to bargain with a shy face.
"Okay, 250 is 250, but daughter-in-law, how do I think there is a problem with the formulation of this family's rules, why can't I be the only one who can't hide it from you, then you-"
"Do you still have a voice? Who lied to me that I didn't have a fishing season? Besides, you are a man, a soldier, and the first page of the household registration book, and you should have been strict with yourself - what kind of expression did you have, unconvinced? She admits that she is a villain, and she will not let go of the reason when she catches it.
"My first three articles are based on the premise of fairness and impartiality."
"Well, the fourth family rule: under any circumstances, Comrade Yu Hai cannot hide anything from Comrade Chen Chuntao, and Chen Chuntao cannot hide anything from Comrade Hai without good intentions!"
This word game made her play Yu Hai ponder, isn't this the same as not saying it?
"Daughter-in-law, do you really only have a junior high school education? How do I think your writing is better than the paperwork of our troops? ”
This topic Chun Tao is more weak-minded, she can't say that she is a high-achieving student of the 985 Chinese Department, right?
"Open the meal! Today's task is to wipe out all the delicious food on this table, and don't leave anything left! After she cleaned up Yu Hai and revitalized his wife, she greeted him to dinner with satisfaction.
"Guaranteed to complete the mission!"
The meal was hearty, and the two of them already liked to eat seafood, and their faces were red and their stomachs were bulging.
"Daughter-in-law, don't send anything to the army tomorrow, go to the beach the day after tomorrow, we have regular training on the beach."
"Why don't you send it tomorrow, by the way, I think you orderlies went to buy a lot of seafood today, do you want to have a dinner?"
"Dinner?" He was stunned for a moment, and then hooked the corners of his mouth, "Well, it's okay, in fact, it's not just a dinner, it's also part of the assessment." ”
"Why is the assessment so good, and you still give seafood to eat?"
Is the welfare of being a soldier so good in this era, Chun Tao grabbed an apple and nibbled on it, and said jokingly, "I knew that the benefits of being a soldier were so good, I should have been a soldier in the early years." ”
"It's not a daughter-in-law like you think," he shook his head helplessly, "I said that I would eat seafood in the assessment, and let them eat it raw." ”
Raw?
Chun Tao's action of nibbling on the apple paused, and his expression was entangled.
"Not really, right? I can see what you orderlies bought, can you eat it raw? ”
Suddenly feeling a little disgusting, thinking about the writhing of those objects, Chun Tao's stomach churned.
What kind of assessment is this?,Usually abuse those cute soldier brothers.,Now you still come up with such a disgusting move to abuse your heart?
"This is a very important part of the assessment, you should know the severity of seafood allergies, if you go to sea to carry out the task to the point of exhaustion, we rely on the sea but the sea, we have no choice but to produce in the sea."
This is one of Yu Hai's least favorite assessments, because there may be soldiers with good physical fitness, but they can't pass the level of seafood allergy (to be continued......
PS: Thanks for qiuning's sachet tip! Thank you for the cute meow ~ sachet reward! Thank you for the hot ^^ peace charm reward!
I wish you all a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
In addition, today is the birthday of my iron fan in the past, I wish the disabled a happy birthday, more and more beautiful!