That night, Xiao Cheng had a dream in which he incarnated as Tang Sanzang and fell into the Pansi Cave, surrounded by a large group of female goblins with plump buttocks and fat breasts. These goblins all put their hands on him together, and he tried hard to touch them, but the goblins always cleverly avoided them, so that he could not eat them, and he was in a hurry.

Xiao Cheng tried hard for a long time without success, he couldn't help but be annoyed, so he shouted: "It's so immoral, you are all cool, can't you let me touch it?" ”

One of the female goblins turned her head, her face suddenly became blurred, and then Xiao Cheng looked hard, but suddenly found that this was Lan Duo'er? She is as pretty as a peach in three springs, and as pure as a chrysanthemum in nine autumns, she said resentfully: "Let you touch it, how will people be good in the future?" Unless you are responsible, you will do whatever people say in the future. ”

Your sister, what's going on? How did this dead goblin come to his dreams?

Xiao Cheng was frightened awake, he had never had this kind of strange dream, so he didn't know, this kind of dream has a scientific name called spring, dream.

A bell rang to bring Xiao Cheng back to his senses, and someone rang the doorbell.

Xiao Cheng got out of the bedroom and yelled, "Who?" ”

Ji Xingyue's sweet voice sounded outside the door: "Mr. Xiao, I'm Ji Xingyue." ”

Xiao Cheng was completely sober this time, and immediately went to open the door, not to mention that Ji Xingyue was called a beautiful person, just to say that the one million people took out of real money, he had to have a correct attitude.

The door opened, Xiao Cheng smiled sincerely, and saw that in addition to Ji Xingyue, there was also a woman with big sunglasses covering half of her face, obviously not Hua Ailin and Bai Mulan, who had been here before, he was not good to ask, so he had to greet warmly: "Mr. Ji, morning!" ”

One sentence made Ji Xingyue cry and laugh, it's almost 9 o'clock, it's still early? The writer's thinking is really different. However, she is now turning a corner and asking others, so naturally she will not shake her face, and said with a smile: "Mr. Xiao just woke up!" ”

Xiao Cheng didn't have a watch, so he didn't know the time, but he knew what was wrong with him, and said with a smile: "I'm sorry, I'm used to writing at night when I write, so I'm getting up late." Come in and sit down, I'll wash my face. ”

Ji Xingyue and the two sat on the sofa, waiting for Xiao Cheng, and the woman with big sunglasses asked with some disdain: "Sister, this is the genius songwriter you are talking about?" It's just a little hairy kid! ”

Ji Xingyue put her finger to her lips and whispered in disgust: "Shh, Mingyue, don't talk nonsense, that song "I Do" was created by him, I know what you are thinking, but if you want to become famous in the National Singer Grand Prix, you must not offend others." ”

Xiao Cheng finished washing, looked in the mirror, and suddenly remembered a scene in Gu Da's work "Happy Hero", and couldn't help laughing.

Ji Xingyue saw Xiao Cheng come out with a smile on his face, and seemed to be in a good mood, and looked for a topic without a trace: "Mr. Xiao, if you have anything to be happy about, say it and let us listen to it." ”

Xiao Cheng sat down and replied brazenly: "I am conceiving the outline of a new novel, although this novel is a martial arts novel, I don't plan to focus on the scenes of fighting and killing, but I want to write about the friendship and love between the four protagonists." I want to write like this at the beginning of the story, and you can listen to it and see how it goes. ”

Ji Xingyue and Ji Mingyue were also interested, and Ji Xingyue said curiously: "Okay! It's a rare opportunity to hear a great writer talk about his work in person, and I listen to it. ”

Xiao Cheng proudly flirted: "This book is called "Happy Hero", and the beginning is about a person named Qin Dalu.

Who says heroes are lonely?

Our heroes are joyful.

(a)

As his name suggests, Guo Dalu is indeed a very big person. "Dalu" means very generous, very sloppy, and even a little confused, no matter what you do.

The king moved, but did not move.

Early the next morning, Wang Dong was still lying in the "tube", Guo Dalu had already gone to fetch water, but Lin Taiping was looking for it in the house.

Wang Dong couldn't help but say, "What are you looking for?" ”

Lin Taiping said: "Washbasin, washcloth, and mouthwash cup." ”

Wang Dong smiled and said, "Not only have I not seen these things for a long time, but I haven't even heard of them. ”

Lin Taiping seemed to have been whipped suddenly, opened his mouth wide, and said, "You...... Don't you even wash your faces? ”

Wang said: "Of course, it is just a small wash every three days, and a big wash every five days." ”

Lin Taiping said: "How do you wash it?" How do you wash Oarai? ”

Wang Dong said: "Yan Qi, you wash it and show him." ”

Yan Qi stretched and said, "I just washed it yesterday, and it's your turn today." ”

Wang Dong sighed and said, "Then you should at least bring the guy who washed his face." ”

Guo Dalu happened to bring two buckets of water in, and Yan Qi scooped up most of the bowl of water with the broken bowl, and then took down a piece of yellow and black cloth from the wall, which I didn't know what color it was.

Wang Dong reluctantly sat up, drank the water first, put it in his mouth, spread out the towel with his hand, rinsed his mouth vigorously, and then sprayed a mouthful of water on the cloth in his hand, wiped it on his face casually, and said with a sigh of relief: "Okay, it's done." ”

Lin Taiping was as if he had seen a ghost, his face turned blue with fright, and he said, "This ...... Is this a small wash? ”

Wang said: "It's not a small wash, it's a big wash." If Xiaoxi is so troublesome, then why not? ”

Lin Taiping even had a little blue lips, and it looked as if he was about to faint immediately, and after a long, long time, he let out a long breath and said, "If anyone can find someone dirtier than you, I would like to kowtow to him." ”

Wang Dong smiled and said: "You can knock now, there are dirtier people than us all over the street." ”

Lin Taiping shook his head desperately and said, "I don't believe it." ”

Wang Dong said lightly: "Although our people are dirty, their hearts are not dirty, not only are they not dirty, but they are also very clean. If a person's heart is dirty, even if he boils it with soap ten times a day, it is not clean. ”

Lin Taiping tilted his head, thought for a long time, and suddenly slapped his face and said, "It makes sense, it makes sense." If a person lives happily and has a clear conscience, it doesn't matter if he eats or not, and it doesn't matter if he washes his face or not. ”

He laughed three times on his back, ran to the yard, rolled on the ground, and laughed: "I figured it out, I figured it out...... Why didn't I figure it out before? ”

Xiao Cheng even made a gesture, his mouth was dry, and he poured several glasses of water.

But this effect is very good, Ji Xingyue and Ji Mingyue laughed so much that they staggered on the sofa and cried out against their stomachs. Ji Xingyue finally stopped laughing, and when she saw that Xiao Cheng didn't say anything, she hurriedly asked, "What about the back?" ”

'Gurgling', Xiao Cheng's stomach screamed, and he sneered: "I conceived it here when I first washed my face, and I didn't expect the plot later." ”

Ji Xingyue heard Xiao Cheng's stomach calling, raised her hand and looked at her watch, only to find that it was more than 11 o'clock, and hurriedly said: "Blame us, patronize to listen to Mr. Xiao's story, make Mr. Xiao hungry, I'm really embarrassed, I'll invite at noon, first, to make amends to Mr. Xiao, and second, to thank Mr. Xiao for letting us hear such a wonderful story." ”

Xiao Cheng shirked and said: "Then how can I do it, you don't think I'm verbose, how can I let you break the bank." ”

Ji Xingyue insisted on having a treat, and Xiao Cheng was as good as a stream.

Taking advantage of Xiao Cheng to change clothes, Ji Xingyue looked at her sister, since her mother died, her father brought that vixen to the house, Mingyue had never smiled happily like this, maybe her plan was not a bad thing.

Xiao Cheng admired Ji Xingyue very much, this woman ran to Yangcheng for a few days, and she was able to find such a private restaurant in such a secluded place, I have to say that successful people always have their uniqueness.

From the outside, it looks like a larger farm yard with seven or eight rooms. There is nothing luxurious about the interior decoration, but sitting around the dining table can make people feel like they are at home. There are only two words that give you the feeling: natural, to put it in more detail, just the right amount of nature.

Beauty is current, plus good wine and food, what do you want in life.

The dishes were served, and the big sunglasses that Ji Mingyue had been wearing on her face were finally taken off, after all, few people would eat with sunglasses.

But Xiao Cheng glanced at it inadvertently, and he couldn't take his eyes off it. Stunning, yes, just stunning. Xiao Cheng finally understood the meaning of the word.

There is no such thing as a thousand autumns! Pleasing to the eye is a beauty! Alluring the country and the city! Shocking to the world!

This poem "Yuefu Inscription" was probably written for people like Ji Mingyue.

"My grandmother! Why is my heart beating so fast? "Xiao Cheng, drunk.