No.249 With yin and yang, such as backhand, Baoding Qiankun
"Lao Wang, your brain structure is different from that of normal people."
"How?"
After sending these drunk guys home one by one, Xiao Jin said this to Wang Jian coldly in the taxi, with her bright eyes, she is really a cute pink girl with more than eight points, but from the point of view, it is estimated that she should be liked by people of all ages.
"Because your thinking rhythm is so chaotic, you feel like you are mentally retarded a lot of the time, but you often do some gambling games that only politicians can play." Xiao Jin spread out his hand, with helplessness on his face: "I really can't explain it." ”
Lao Wang just smiled, didn't speak, and helped Xiao Jin with a cloak to tie a side ponytail to make her look younger and more **, and took out a milk candy specially reserved for No.249 to appease Xiao Jin with Yin and Yang Baoding Qiankun and stuffed it into her mouth.
"Are you saying you like me a lot?" Xiao Jin tilted his head and looked at Wang Jian: "Your expressions and movements can't deceive me." ”
Wang Jian pinched Xiao Jin's face and sighed: "Actually, my IQ is as high as three hundred, which is very smart." ”
"Just blow it." Xiao Jin hugged Lao Wang's waist, and his face rubbed against his chest: "A person with an IQ of three hundred can probably be regarded as a superpower." Good old man, you can marry me......"
"Don't make a fuss...... Wang Jian pushed her head away: "Marry a fart." ”
Xiao Jin was very dissatisfied with Lao Wang's answer, and shook his finger and said, "Let me list ten reasons why I am more suitable for you than that big Mimi." ”
Wang Jian coughed: "She has bigger breasts than you and is taller than you." ”
Actually, he knew. No matter what she says, Xiao Jin can refute it perfectly, but this kind of hard injury is something she can't refute, every time she says it, she will inevitably stagger.
Sure enough, this time, as usual, when talking about the figure. Xiao Jin was stupid at the time, snorting and pretending to be aggrieved: "You men are really perverted, what's the good of Mimi." Isn't it just for you? And mine is not small, and I am only fifteen years old no.249 with yin and yang like a backhand Baoding Qiankun, can still develop for a long, long time. ”
She said that. Let the master who drove in front of him turn his head and look at Wang Jian and Xiao Jin with surprise, it is estimated that no one can imagine that such a coquettish girl with a calm expression is only fourteen years old......
"Look at you......" Wang Jian was made shy to death by her: "I will have to be called to the police sooner or later." ”
"What's the matter, my only guardian is you, as long as you don't turn yourself in, who will arrest you? It's stupid, and you promised me just now, I'll sleep with you tonight, I've texted your mascot, and she agreed. ”
"Why did I put up such a ...... of you?"
"Haha. I'm just a plaster, put it on, and you tear it off to be a layer of skin. Xiao Jin grabbed Wang Jian's hand and put it on his thigh: "Don't take it down!" Otherwise, I would have yelled indecent assault and posted it on the Internet, saying that a certain teacher had sexually assaulted underage female students more than 1,400 times. and make him bear two children for himself. ”
"You're perverted, you." Wang Jian flicked at her head: "Don't dare to toss me like this." ”
"That's not going to work. If I toss someone else, you're jealous again. Don't I have to be a widow? It's not fair to me. Xiao Jin, as an old drama bone, it is easy for her to play the role of weakness: "Don't say that you can't give me a future, it's all a stupid excuse in idol dramas, you just give me a deadline, and I'll wait for as long as I want." ”
It is at this critical juncture. The driver stopped the car with a creak, turned his head with an ambiguous face, and said in a very playful tone: "Two, it's here." Do you want me to give you two more laps? You can do anything if you go around the city twice. ”
"Okay." Xiao Jin took out four or five hundred-dollar bills from his pocket: "Pocket...... ......"
And Lao Wang squeezed her hand: "Get out of the car!" ”
After giving the money and dragging Dawei off the frame and pulling him back to the martial arts hall on his shoulder, he saw someone on the second floor looking at him, standing at the window in white clothes in the middle of the night, with long hair fluttering, which really made people tremble a little bit.
After walking in, I found out that it was Xiao Yiwen, she poked at the window like a lookout stone, probably taking a shower, holding a strawberry hairpin, holding the windowsill and looking out, when she saw Dawei come back, she ran downstairs barefoot.
"Here you go." Wang Jian threw a puddle of muddy Dawei to Xiao Yiwen: "You help him take a bath or something." ”
"How can you get him to drink so much! What's the matter with you? ”
Xiao Yiwen blamed Wang Jianlai, but Xiao Jin was not happy when she heard it, and tilted her neck and pointed at Dawei: "Has your IQ reached the age of eight?" As an adult man in your family, how many years ago he could be held legally responsible, what is he going to do, who cares? ”
Wang Jian waved his hand, signaling Xiao Jin not to bully Xiao Yiwen, and then walked back to the second floor with Xiao Jin. And as soon as they got upstairs, the two natural sisters came up mysteriously.
"Don't look at me like that...... Don't you just want to know what you're going to do today? ”
Then, Wang Jian told the story of what happened today, including repairing Hu Go and threatening Hu Lai.
"You want to help me get revenge?" Lin Yaxuan blinked: "And you didn't notice that we are missing someone?" ”
Wang Jian was stunned for a moment, and patted his head: "My day...... I forgot Liang Huanhuan there! ”
After speaking, he put on the socks he had just taken off and ran out, but as soon as he walked to the door, he found that the monk walked back with the drunken Liang Huanhuan, and after seeing Wang Jian, he shook his head and sighed: "Can you imagine the eyes of others when they see a monk supporting such a sexy girl late at night?" ”
"Can you ......" Wang Jian smiled awkwardly and took Liang Huanhuan from the monk's hand: "Master, I'm sorry for you." ”
The monk sighed, turned around and left: "See you tomorrow." ”
"Huanhuan is really pitiful."
After returning to the second floor, Tian Er glanced at Wang Jian reproachfully, then put Liang Huanhuan flat on the sofa and gently wiped her face with a hot towel:
"Ah Jian, in fact, you don't have to avenge your sister, my sister is self-inflicted, and there is nothing to say about revenge."
"How did I do my own thing?" Lin Yaxuan couldn't cry or laugh: "And do you think Wang Jian will fight for me?" ”
Xiao Jin snorted coldly: "Don't say it." It's just for you. ”
Lin Yaxuan was stunned for a moment, and turned her head to look at Wang Jian, who was sitting on the sofa and taking off his socks: "So? ”
"Actually, it's not all, I won't say the specific reasons. But let me tell you, your seedling is really Jiang Peng. ”
"Yes, I am." A voice suddenly came from the dark staircase: "Although I don't know how you found me. ”
As he was talking, Yang Zi walked up slowly with his bag unchanged, still with the same dead face: "The door is not locked downstairs." ”
"I knew you were coming." Xiao Jin smiled triumphantly: "Lao Wang." I'll make the bed, and we'll sleep tonight. ”
Wang Jian didn't have time to pay attention to her, but just stood up and greeted the seedling: "You can bear it." ”
"I can't bear it. How can it be? He sat on the sofa unceremoniously and nodded at Lin Yaxuan: "You are fat." ”
Lin Yaxuan was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously touched her stomach: "No...... Not fat! ”
"Fat is fat. You're a hundred pounds. Natural Er poked Lin Yaxuan's waist: "It's all meat." ”
"If you say it's not fat, it's not fat!" Lin Yaxuan frowned: "Nonsense! ”
"Fat is fat!"
Seeing that the two sisters were endlessly fighting for a few catties of fat, Wang Jian handed Yangzi a cigarette, and then beckoned to him. Then the two came to the dark balcony, but they didn't expect it to be Yangzi who spoke first:
"It seems that Yaxuan is very happy here, so I am relieved."
"You should still be a police officer." Wang Jian smoked a cigarette heavily: "Why do you want to change your identity?" ”
Yangzi raised his head and let out a long breath: "I don't care about my identity anymore, as long as I take revenge, I will go down to accompany them immediately." ”
Wang Jian can understand that he has no love in his life, and as a man, he can't even protect his wife and children. This is actually a great sorrow, grief is greater than heart death, from the first glance Wang Jian saw this man's desire for death, but because he was stuck there in one breath, the others were really not so important.
"I've been stabbed here." The seedlings craned their necks. Pointing to his throat: "I dangled around the ghost gate, and everyone thought I was going to die, but I survived." I still have revenge yet, I often dream that Xiaowen is crying to me, saying that she is so cold and painful, and telling my father to hurry up and save me. Can you understand that feeling of powerlessness? ”
When the seedlings spoke. His hands clenched into fists: "The only purpose of my life is to return the humiliation and pain I have suffered. ”
Wang Jian snorted: "I'll help you." ”
"Why? I have nothing to give you. ”
"My father is also my master, and he told me that there are many things that a man lives in the world and does not necessarily have to be rewarded." Wang Jian poked his chest and made a thumping sound: "People have to live with a clear conscience for the rest of their lives, I don't want to recall it when I get old, and I will be annoyed." The monk also said that you should do it when you should do it, and don't do it when you shouldn't. I do not seek great wealth and wealth, but only seek clarity and justice. It doesn't matter if people say I'm a sick cat or garbage or not. ”
"Thank you."
"No thanks, in fact, even if you are not Jiang Peng, I will do it. I'm just saying it's better if you do it yourself. Wang Jian stretched out his hands: "I will go to the Great Sage and tell him about it." ”
"Then I'll be caught."
"I believe in the Great Sage." Wang Jian smiled: "He is very unprincipled, but he is bloody." ”
After speaking, he dialed the phone of the Great Sage, and after a while, there was a unique roaring sound of the Great Sage being disturbed to sleep, but after listening to Wang Jian's words, he jumped up from the bed with a rub, and rushed over in the starry night, relying on the police car, running the red light all the way, originally a thirty-minute drive, and he appeared in front of Wang Jian in ten minutes, wearing a police uniform on the upper body and a pair of colorful pants on the lower body.
"This one is so fierce that I forgot to wear it." The Great Sage's strange outfit made him feel funny: "Let's go, talk outside." ”
Then, Wang Jian and the three of them walked to a small park nearby, each with a cigarette, squatting on the ground, like a criminal gang waiting to be robbed.
"." After listening to Wang Jian's words, the Great Sage spat fiercely: "It's done!" The sky is falling, I'm on top! The last time they were undercover, I was going to raid their house, but he was forced to do it, and he just didn't give a approval, if he was in the army, Lao Tzu would have been disapproved by the king's life outside. I'm suffocated by my father! ”
The Great Sage's words were enough to reflect his anger, but he soon calmed down and turned his head to look at Yangzi: "Why don't you go back?" Isn't it quicker for your brother to avenge you? You're the best undercover agent. ”
"Does it work?" Yang Zi's expression was indifferent: "It will also affect other people." ”
"Also, wait for the approval of the gang above, and the daylilies are cold." The Great Sage tugged at his big pants that slipped to the groove of his buttocks: "I'll go find Mei Lan." ”
Wang Jian was stunned: "Looking for her?" ”
"Lao Tzu helped you come forward, with rocket artillery, mortars, what else do you want? Yes, yes, grenade launchers, I'll sneak in on you to get a compression cloud blast again! ”
"Are you going to fight Iraq?" Yang Zi looked at the Great Sage and shook his head: "Sure enough, you are not suitable for this kind of delicate work as a soldier, no wonder your undercover agent will be cleared." ”
The Great Sage was stunned for a moment, and wrinkled his brows: "What do you mean?" ”
"I don't need any weapons." Wang Jian waved his hand: "I don't have the habit of using weapons. ”
In fact, Wang Jian really doesn't need any weapons, and giving him a sturdy billiard cue can solve the problem, ordinary small pistols can't help him, and these fun things, I'm afraid that those rich second generations who are idle will not mix? People are all guys with heroic dreams, so why bother to burden the great sage with the black cauldron.
"Okay, what do you want to do?" The Great Sage's eyes lit up: "I secretly sent you a report from the army to apply for the manpower." ”
Wang Jian turned his head to look at Yang Zi: "I said it, he only has blood and no principles." ”
"Actually, I have principles." The Great Sage was there: "In this way, how about I go and transfer the people of the Iron Maiden Company?" Huanhuan cooperates with them, and it's no problem to be a hundred. ”
"I just have a request." Wang Jian gritted his teeth and looked at the Great Sage: "Help me list their achievements one by one!" ”
"What? In fact, no, every one is a capital crime, but someone has a burden, but he can't be cured. The great sage pinched his fingers rattle: "Damn, I can't cure him this time, Lao Tzu will stop fucking next year, go back to the army to feed the pigs!" ”
Wang Jian looked at the great sage who was extremely excited, and said word by word: "I want to save my anger!" ”
"No, I'll have to intervene in this matter too." The Great Sage touched his face: "I'll go and lift my commander's table tomorrow." ”
"Sooner or later, I'll shoot you."
"Dare! The last time I almost got into a fight with him, he didn't even dare to say anything about shooting me! The Great Sage wiped his nose triumphantly: "Wait, wait for my good news, and give you an answer tomorrow...... I'll make up for it tomorrow, and I'm very busy these days at the end of the year, what kind of art shows, company dinners, and year-end summaries. Two days ago, when the company was having a friendship with another company full of girls, I found that a girl looked very much like the natural two in my impression, and her demeanor was similar, and she also looked like a mixed-race child, and she was in a bunker, and I was planning to chase her...... All kinds of blessings. (To be continued)RQ!!