Chapter 26 Gossip
Fu Hao said that Lin Yuting's mouth is suitable for 'blowing', and she really doesn't mean to open a yellow cavity.
He likes to play the harmonica, and he is really helping Lin Yuting analyze from the perspective of playing the harmonica.
Unexpectedly, Lin Yuting rebelled against him.
Fu Hao jokingly counterattacked: "I feel more and more that you are a big class flower with dirty thoughts, why do you think about everything in that direction?" ”
"You started first, okay! …… Hee-hee. Lin Yuting snickered shyly.
"If you say that, I'm really open. You bully me, you won't make a yellow mouth, will you? ”
Amused by Fu Hao's unconvinced appearance, Lin Yuting said happily: "You open!" I'm afraid you won't make it! ”
"So I'm really open? …… Depend on! I'm such an idiot, what else to ask, just open it directly! ”
Fu Hao replied to himself like an idiot, making Lin Yuting even happier, her shoulders trembled, she really loved to laugh.
With a roll of his eyes, Fu Hao pulled over the low bedside table with rollers, sat the bedside table as a chair directly opposite Lin Yuting, put on a posture of a big mountain, and told Lin Yuting a meat joke: "Anyway, Sao Wei chased a girl before, which is interesting." ”
"Ha, I love to listen to your boys' gossip." Lin Yuting's cute eyes became extremely bright, her legs were retracted, she sat down on the bed with her plump buttocks, her beautiful legs were next to the bed, her hands were supported on the edge of the bed from both sides, her body leaned forward slightly, and she looked like a primary school student.
The girl liked another boy, but Sao Wei was not convinced, so she went to the girl to reason. He asked the girl, "Do you like that guy that much?" …… The girl said, "Yes!" …… Sao Wei said again: That boy is a person with a small belly, what is there to like! …… The girl said: It doesn't matter if he has a small belly or not, as long as he grows a chicken! …… Haha, Sao Wei burst into tears after hearing this. ”
Lin Yuting understood, and laughed heartily: "Is this really fake?" That girl is too direct! Haha, who is she, from our school? ”
"I'll just make up a joke about An Xu Wei, do you really believe it? Why are you so simple? ”
"I thought it was true! Boring. Blowing up her mouth like a balloon, Lin Yuting said very dissatisfied.
When she said this, she made a very careless movement on her legs - she put the heels of her high heels together, but her legs were separated, and her thighs swayed repeatedly as if fanning the wind.
Lin Yuting's action can make Fu Hao miserable! Because Fu Hao was sitting directly opposite Lin Yuting, and he was sitting on the bedside table with a low bottom, his perspective was relatively low, and when he glanced forward, he could see the bottom of Lin Yuting's culottes!
Lin Yuting's snow-white culottes are the kind of loose style, almost no different from skirts, and there is no covering effect at all!
As soon as Lin Yuting made the action of breaking her two thighs and fanning the wind, she opened and closed her pants and pointed right at Fu Hao! It felt like a girl in a short skirt parting her thighs in front of Fu Hao to show him the inside! Fu Hao is stupid!
Because the light is not very sufficient, the spring light revealed in the gap between Lin Yuting's opening and closing pants is not very obvious, and Fu Hao seems to have seen that Lin Yuting's small inner is pink.
Sitting facing each other, Fu Hao didn't dare to look at it at all, because the distance was too close, and he would only peek at it when he couldn't help it. He thought that Lin Yuting would notice his very impolite but really uncontrollable eyes, but Lin Yuting didn't notice it at all, and still made a thigh fanning motion, this and that...... Fu Hao must sit in the posture of Erlang's legs!
"Do you have any real boy gossip to tell me? I want to hear it really. Now that she has been led to this road, Lin Yuting asked Fu Hao with a smile. Like many female college students, she also has a strong desire to gossip.
"Yes, for sure, but I'm going to say it, I'm going to be very sorry for my little brothers. This kind of betrayal of them, I can't do as the boss. If you really want to hear it, I can tell you some not-so-yellow gossip. ”
"Okay! As long as it's gossip! Lin Yuting's eyes became bright again, because of attention, her thighs did not fan the wind, but tightened together, patiently waiting for Fu Hao to gossip.
Without the distraction of the big white legs on the opposite side, Fu Haodan told Lin Yuting about the real gossip: "This is still what happened to Sao Wei, it was Sao Wei himself who told us, it should be true." It was a sophomore year, and once he went to the library to escape the summer, but he couldn't enter without his student ID, so he had to rub the air conditioner in the corridor. At that time, the librarian was a part-time female graduate student, and she had a strong temper, and she knew about Sao Wei's intentions and wanted to drive him away. Sao Wei looked at the senior sister pitifully with those little yellow bean eyes, and begged: "I'll just rub around outside, and promise not to go in." As a result, do you know what the senior sister and Saowei said? ”
"What did you say?"
She scolded Sao Wei viciously, saying that you stinky boys, you say this every time! But in the end, it's not like you're going to get in! …… Ha ha! ”
Fu Hao laughed first after speaking.
Lin Yuting didn't laugh out loud, but because Fu Hao laughed, she laughed twice.
"What, don't you think it's funny?" Fu Hao asked.
Lin Yuting began to break her legs and fan the wind again, and said: "I didn't find where the laughter was, is that senior sister saying that Weiwei will definitely enter the library?" ”
"What library, you don't know what that means?"
"What do you mean?" Lin Yuting scratched her fluffy hair, and asked puzzledly: "If you don't go in, you won't go in, does this mean anything else?" ”
Fu Hao was stupid, and he didn't come back to his senses for a long time.
Then he asked Lin Yuting a question that he didn't know if it was appropriate: "Didn't your ex-boyfriend say such things to you?" Just rub around outside and make sure you don't go in. ”
Lin Yuting said cutely: "No, why is he telling me this? If he wants to enter the library, he will go straight in, what do you tell me? ”
Fu Hao's jaw was about to fall to the ground, he had seen the photos of Lin Yuting and her ex-boyfriend, the photo of the two of them was a posture of hugging each other, so intimate that they couldn't be more intimate, why didn't Lin Yuting even know about this kind of thing?
"What's wrong with you? Why are you looking at me with such an expression? Lin Yuting felt that Fu Hao's stupid look at her was super funny. She finally got tired of breaking her legs, so she changed to the same action as Fu Hao's legs, and put the long leg on the left on the long leg on the right. Because of her long legs, her action of taking Erlang's legs looks quite elegant and sexy, and even a little provocative.
Lin Yuting is so "ignorant" that Fu Hao is really curious. He couldn't imagine that Lin Yuting's ex-boyfriend would make friends with such a superb beauty as Lin Yuting and not do that kind of thing!
This is an incredible miracle in the new century!
Cheeky, Fu Hao asked Lin Yuting hot-headedly: "Can I ask you a question?" First of all, there is no personal attack on you, you can choose to answer or not to answer. If you don't want to answer, just don't ask, okay? ”
Lin Yuting was made to cry and laugh by Fu Hao, and said cheerfully: "You ask, why are you so strict?" ”
Since this is the case, Fu Hao didn't hide it, and asked directly: "Are you a virgin?" ”
"It's not."
"Huh?" Lin Yuting replied very simply, so simply that Fu Hao was not ready to listen to this answer!
"I'm an Aquarius, I was born on Valentine's Day. Uncle Hao, you're so boring! I remember your birthday, you don't remember my birthday! I was born on Valentine's Day, how easy to remember! It's better to remember than your August 1st Army Day! Lin Yuting chuckled and complained about Fu Hao's forgetfulness.
“……@#@…… ¥%! ¥@! "Fu Hao is about to collapse and vomit blood! The urine is going to be gasped out!
"Don't talk about constellations, you continue to tell me about other people's gossip, is there any gossip about Wang Peng's handsome guy? Hee-hee, I'm more interested in gossip about handsome guys. ”
"I won't talk about it! I'm going to vomit blood from you! ”
Huo Ran got up, turned around quickly, and Fu Hao blocked his crotch to pee in the bathroom.
Leaving Lin Yuting alone in the clouds, sitting on the edge of the bed with her slender legs crossed for unknown reasons.
She didn't understand why she made Fu Hao angry and vomited blood?
In the pink little room, I can't help but feel a trace of guilt.
In the future, the two of them will be under the same roof, and she really doesn't want to do the kind of thing that she doesn't know but annoys Fu Hao.