In overtime, today's update is yellow again, while eating, I wrote two paragraphs, asked for a leave, and made fun of it by the way.

A designer asked the Zen master for help: "Master, every time I get a plan, the boss has to revise it more than a dozen times, I really can't stand it, how to adjust my mentality." ”

The master looked at him silently, took out a scripture book and gave it a place, and swapped his futon with it.

The designer suddenly realized: "Master, did you let me think more empathetically, and when I couldn't bear it anymore, did you get relief from the scriptures?" ”

The Zen master shook his head and said earnestly: "A design plan only needs to be changed a dozen times? After trying to change it a hundred times, I know why Lao Wei became a monk? There are not many such good bosses, you should recite more scriptures to him and bless him with a few more years. ”

A certain man's Weibo signature was changed one day to "Finally solved the future survival plan." Friends thought he had made a fortune, and they left messages to congratulate him, and his friends secretly secreted him, "Aren't you a hard worker to write books?" Did you win the lottery? “

A man replied: "Code words are poor for three lives, design is hard for a lifetime, I am now looking for a job as a designer, no, the next two lives will not be so miserable." (To be continued.) )