No.52 Second round of pranks
"Ah Jian, thank you."
"A few pieces of bread, you don't have to be so polite."
"I'm not talking about this, I'm talking about Yaxuan."
"Where's she?"
"I was tired yesterday and I'm still sleeping."
As soon as Wang Jian heard this, he picked up the phone without saying a word, dialed Lin Yaxuan, and shouted at the phone in a soul-like tone: "Get out!" ”
Lin Yaxuan, who was sleeping in a daze, was directly made to jump up from the bed by this voice, but then there was a burst of soreness in her waist and limbs, trembling in her calves, and she couldn't even use her buttocks, and the root of her thighs seemed to be broken, and she was sore and swollen when she touched it.
"Do you feel like you're going to die?" Wang Jian kept talking cool words on the phone: "It's still just the beginning, No.52 The second round of pranks, come out and run for me, bring your leggings." Remember to eat and don't get blown off by a car on the road. ”
After speaking, Wang Jian hung up the phone, leaving Lin Yaxuan, who was full of pain, sitting pitifully on the bed of Tianren's second, with desolate eyes.
"Ah Jian...... Isn't it too strict? ”
Natural Er was worried, holding a plate of scallion oil leek cake in her hand, she added this expression, she looked very happy, Wang Jian almost reached up and pinched her face.
"It's nothing, I've suffered ten times as much as hers." Wang Jian smiled: "Is there anything in the world where you can pay and get directly?" She had to risk being shot for drug trafficking. ”
Natural two bites a piece of cake and said vaguely: "Don't talk about her like that...... She didn't want to. ”
"Don't bite the bread and talk." Wang Jian finally couldn't help but reach out and pinch Tianren's face: "It's like a pufferfish, it's stupid." ”
Tianji was pinched by him, his face immediately changed, his realistic eyes flashed several times, and then he ran away with a crimson face, and almost fell halfway through the run.
Wang Jian was also a little confused by her, and he didn't know why Natural Er had such a symptom No.52 second round of mischief. And he didn't know, it didn't mean that Kai Zixu, who had been not far away, didn't know, Kai Zixu watched the whole process on the side, and after reading it, it was called a silver tooth lock, and it was called a hateful to the bone, but he couldn't beat Wang Jian, the scum who picked up the tatters, otherwise he would have picked up the spatula and fought with Wang Resolutely.
But he wasn't in a hurry, after a night of silence, he had already come up with a perfect plan to eat the natural two, this plan was something that Wang Jian couldn't break, after all, everyone knew that Wang Jian, a barbarian, might be a good hand at hunting in the mountains, but let him go to some high-end places, this person who couldn't even tell the difference between charcoal coffee and cappuccino, that was a waste with less than five combat effectiveness.
And when he went to work, Kai Zixu unexpectedly invited Wang Jian to sit in his luxury daben of two or three million, and Wang Jian had no reason to refuse, so he went up.
When sitting in the car, Kaizi Xu smiled all over his face: "Ah Jian, there is a drinking party on Sunday night, let's go together then." ”
"Not available." Wang Jian has always stretched out his hand and not hit smiling people, and he also said helplessly: "I'm going to set up a stall, and I don't drink." ”
"It's okay, go ahead." Kaizi Xu took out the invitation from his pocket very seriously and sincerely: "Ruolin and Dawei will go." ”
The corners of Wang Jian's mouth twitched, could he still not understand what Kai Zixu meant? Who doesn't know that he Wang San is a local dog, and he is usually reluctant to put meat when he eats fried rice cakes, and now people let him go to this kind of high-end party that requires an invitation to enter, which is clearly to cut Wang Jian's face.
But this kind of thing, no matter what his purpose is, after all, he is not only smiling but also sincere, and it can be seen from the name of the square Wang Jian on the cover of the invitation that people really want Wang Jian to go.
Even if he is malicious, if Wang Jian doesn't go, it will be tantamount to admitting defeat, this kind of thing of surrendering without a fight, Wang Jian not only can't do it, but he feels ashamed even to think about it.
So Wang Jian had no choice but to accept the invitation: "You deliberately want to embarrass me." ”
"Why, it's all a gathering of friends, everyone gets to know each other and expands their horizons." Kai Zixu was very understated: "It's not a bad thing to have more contact with people." ”
He said so, no matter how hypocritical Wang Jian was, it would be too ungentlemanly, so Wang Jian nodded, folded the invitation in half twice and stuffed it into his pocket, and leaned on the Mercedes-Benz seat: "By the way, I always want to remind you that it is normal for you to chase Teacher Wang, don't do anything out of the ordinary, you rich people are the most vicious." ”
Kaizi Xu was stunned: "You blame me for this, how can I do something out of the ordinary?" If I want to do it, will I still be so? ”
"Yes." Wang Jian half-closed his eyes: "Thank you for the ride." ”
In this way, the two spent a rather depressing morning in the car room, where the atmosphere was becoming more and more discordant, until Wang Jian came to the school and walked to the door of his class.
When he walked to the door, Wang Jian was stunned, looking at the outer wall and window of his class in a daze, and his eyes were full of murderous energy.
"Ahh
After Tianji arrived, he also let out an exclamation, looking at the traces of red spray paint on the walls and windows, it was a shocking one, with all kinds of circles and forks, all kinds of insulting words, mixed Chinese and English scolding, etc., etc., etc., which simply turned the classroom into a garbage heap.
However, after a short silence, Wang Jian dialed Dawei's phone: "Dawei, buy more spray paint, that kind of street graffiti spray paint." ”
Fortunately, it is still a little past six o'clock, there are about two hours before class, and there is still more than an hour before students come to school.
When Dawei came to the door of the class with a big bag of spray paint, he suddenly understood why Wang Jian asked him to buy so many of these things. And he was really angry, after a short silence, he picked up the phone, I don't know who to dial: "Uncle Liu, help me adjust the road monitoring, the monitoring around my place of work, yesterday all night." Yes, for a whole night, give you three hours, is that enough? This is the limit, give me fast! ”
After hanging up the phone, Dawei glanced at Wang Jian, and then handed him a jar of spray paint: "You are quite smart." ”
"Hmph, play this with me." Wang Jian pinched a jar: "When I really can't help it?" ”
"Don't fight there, let's squirt. It's such a big wall. Although Dawei's eyes were fierce, his tone was very helpless: "Do you know how to draw?" ”
"Just kidding, when I carved peonies out of wood, you were still learning how to draw cubes."
"Don't brag, let's have a hodgepodge of ancient and modern abstractions."
After saying that, the two of them rushed up to spray Zizi, and Natural Er looked at it for a while, took out three masks from his bag, and ran up: "I want to ...... too"
In this way, the three of them kept spraying until about half past seven, and finally under the command of Wang Jian, Dawei also sprayed the payment. Then the three paint-covered men stepped back, looked at the entire wall of art, and let out a long sigh.
"Your Chinese painting ability is not weak, I said at first that it was not easy to change, you became a heavy color ink so casually."
"There is a saying in Chinese painting that if you are wrong, you will be wrong, and this is a little meaning." Wang Jian wiped his nose: "If I have more time, I can still squirt out the "**" in the Great Hall of the People." ”
Soon after they went to the office to clean up the paint on their bodies, when the first student, Zhang Manting, who had been an early visitor for a long time, came to class, she was immediately stunned.
The cyan smoke, the black tiles, the fiery red maple leaves and the distant mountains and rivers are a kind of immersive early morning autumn scene, which is illuminated by the early morning sun, which complements each other and is indescribably beautiful.
Although if you look closely, there are still a lot of flaws and roughness, but this does not affect the senses, the old red brick building, a beautiful landscape painting, suddenly makes this building seem to have a thing called vitality, as long as people who see it, they will unconsciously slow down and appreciate it carefully.
"Manting, how's it going?" Wang Jian poked his head out on the second floor and looked at Zhang Manting who was carrying a satchel: "Teacher's skills are good, right?" ”
Zhang Manting looked up at Wang Jian blankly, with an unbelievable look in her eyes, but she didn't answer, and walked into the classroom in a panic.
"She's weird." Dawei stood next to Wang Jian: "This expression ......"
Wang Jian snorted coldly: "I really don't know how to appreciate." ”
After a while, the students came one after another, and then the news of the painting quickly spread throughout the school, and students kept coming to visit, and even all the art teachers were introduced. All of a sudden, the twenty-ninth class, which was originally crowded, became the focus of the whole school, and the crowd was not counted, but it was definitely very lively.
In this painting, many teachers and students have also seen the chairs that can be turned into reclining chairs in Class 29, and Class F, which was originally neglected, suddenly became the object of envy and envy of others.
The students of Class F, who were often angry because of ridicule, also began to be arrogant, walking mostly looking at the sky, and one by one they changed from defeated roosters to arrogant swans.
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