The bamboo locust spirit said: "I stabbed that thief to death, why should I thank you?" ”

"Humph! Then you don't have to be so evil! The green snake spirit said. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The bamboo locust spirit said: "Let's meet in Pingshui, why are we so good to you? I'm going to go back to my wife and tell her that I've taken revenge! ”

"Seeing your ugly appearance, I'm afraid her heart is uncomfortable!" The green snake spirit said.

The bamboo locust spirit sneered at each other: "Don't you look the same?" The head is pointy, not enough a foot long, like half a rope, and it is disgusting when you see it! ”

"I can become a beautiful woman! Show people with the most beautiful side, can you? The green snake spirit said.

The bamboo locust spirit said, "Hmph! Don't be afraid to flash your tongue when you say big things, will you become a big beauty? ”

"When I return to the bamboo forest, I'll let you see what it means to have a sky outside the sky and a demon outside the demon!" The green snake spirit said.

The Bamboo Locust Spirit said, "Okay! Then I'm really going to have to appreciate it! ”

When the two goblins landed in the bamboo forest, the green snake spirit shouted, "Look back, who am I?" ”

When the bamboo locust spirit looked back, he was so shocked that he couldn't even speak, the green snake spirit standing in front of him, in addition to the thin shoulders and flat chest, was simply a beautiful embryo, slender figure, wearing a green long skirt, especially the two soul-hooking eyes, seducing the soul, making the womanizer fascinated, the bamboo locust spirit If there is no beloved woman Wu Xueniang, he may be moved.

He said enviously: "If I can also turn back into a human being, I can live with Xue Niang and fly with wings, how great it would be!" ”

When the green snake spirit heard this, his heart was sour, but he still said: "I can help you with this, as long as you are willing to sleep with me for three months, absorb my true qi, and cultivate and cultivate, you can turn back into a human being, and the husband and wife can be reunited!" ”

"Really? Can you really make me human again? It's okay to cultivate for three months, but you won't want me to do those things with you, right? The bamboo locust spirit said.

The green snake spirit said: "You can say it, Miss Ben is still a yellow flower girl, are you willing or not!" ”

"That's good! Wait for me to go back and tell Xue Niang a good news, saying that I have stabbed those two thieves to death, and met a master who can help me change back into human form, and you will wait for me here tomorrow, and I will go with you to cultivate! The bamboo locust spirit said.

In order to be able to change back into human form and form a real husband and wife with Xue Niang, he didn't care about anything, and he also believed that the green snake spirit could have this ability, if not, how could she become a beauty?

The green snake spirit said, "Okay? I'll be waiting for you here tomorrow morning, but you have to think about it! ”

As he spoke, he turned back into a green bamboo snake, flew into the air, and disappeared in an instant, and the bamboo locust spirit also returned to the thatched house, Wu Xueniang saw it and asked with concern: "Cousin!" It's been a whole day, where have you been? I searched for a long time in the bamboo forest, and there was no one to see, so I came back, and when I went out in the future, I might as well tell you, don't make people worry! ”

"Snow Lady! I'll tell you good news, just now I stabbed two thieves to death, one is the murderer of the house slave, and the other is the murderer who killed me, and I have taken revenge! Zhu Shiwen said.

Xue Niang asked, "Is there really only two thieves?" ”

"There were more than two, the two of them killed each other in order to compete for silver taels, and then one was killed by the other, and the six or seven thieves were afraid of being killed by the winner, so they also fled, and I poked the rest of the thieves and took his dog's life!" Zhu Shiwen said.

Xue Yin said: "I believe this, when we first moved to the bamboo forest to settle down, some good people touched it, were poked by you, ran away, and finally didn't dare to come up!" ”

"There's another great news that I didn't tell you?" The bamboo locust spirit said.

Xue Niang asked, "What better news could there be?" Speaking out makes me happy too! ”

"Later, I met a master, after he knew what happened to me, he was deeply moved, and said that as long as he practiced with him for three months and took the elixir, he could turn back into human form, exactly the same as the original me, do you say that I have a fairy fate!" Zhu Shiwen said.

When Xue Niang heard this, she asked in surprise: "Is there such a master in the world?" Did you say yes? ”

"Not yet? I want to be separated from you for three months, and no one is by your side, so I can't rest assured! The bamboo locust spirit said.

"People say that if the love between the two is long, how can it be in the morning and twilight? In order for the two to be together forever in the future, what is it to be separated for two or three months? You have to seize such a great opportunity! Xue Niang said.

The bamboo locust spirit said: "I listen to you, then I will go to the mountains with him tomorrow to cultivate, you have to take care of yourself!" ”

"I will, you have to pay attention to your body yourself, be careful!" Zhu Shiwen commanded.

That night, the two reconciled as before, Qingqing and me, in the second half of the night, this fell asleep, once a woman has a man, her IQ has become zero, she regards the man as the sky, as the backbone, thinks that everything he said is correct, convinced, you just said that the sky is going to fall a piece, she also believes, you just told her to jump off the cliff, and she did it.

Wu Xueniang was carried away by love, she really thought that Zhu Shiwen had met a master, and she could really turn back into the original person, and she had already thrown Fang Lei's warning out of the Nine Heavens Cloud, she only hoped that the three months would pass quickly, and the master would give her a lively, handsome and chic Zhu Shiwen.

The next morning, Wu Xueniang reluctantly bid farewell to Zhu Shiwen, just like when she saw him off when she went to Beijing to take the exam, she told him to come back as soon as he turned into a human form, so as not to worry her.

After Xue Niang turned around the thatched house, the green snake spirit appeared and said: "What a loving couple, I hope you don't give up halfway, and completely become a man, so that you can go back to be married to her!" ”

"Of course! The two of us have already sworn that she will not marry me in her life, and I will not marry her in my life, and the sea will not change my heart! The bamboo locust spirit said.

The green snake spirit thought viciously: It seems that if you don't get rid of this little girl, even if you get his person, you won't be able to get his heart, it's really the mouth of the green bamboo snake, the most poisonous woman's heart!

She said sourly, "Let's go? If you really can't bear her, don't go to cultivation! ”

"Lady wait, three months will pass in a flash, and I will be back soon!" As he spoke, he glanced back at the thatched house, and with one wing, he rose into the air, and together with the green snake spirit, he disappeared straight to the north, and instantly entered a mouse hole, and the two goblins slept together.

The cultivation that the green snake spirit said is actually very simple, that is, to tightly entangle the bamboo locust essence with the body, and then continuously input the demonic energy into the body of the bamboo locust essence to "demonize", and constantly absorb the essence and energy in the body of the bamboo locust essence, so that his desire has been greatly satisfied.