A bus was full, and Wang Jian was still bad, very bad. When he got out of the car, he paid attention to who was a couple with whom, and after getting in the car, he arranged for the two to be far away, so that they could go to the eyebrows. And also arranged for someone else's boyfriend and girlfriend to sit next to him.

In fact, this arrangement makes sense, although the place is not far away, but because there is only a national highway in disrepair, there is no highway, the original three or four hours of road, at least seven hours to run. If there were no people who were jealous and no one deliberately flaunted along the way, the journey would have become extremely boring. So this is also an alternative way to enhance communication and set off the atmosphere.

As for the teacher's words, in fact, it is a professional soy sauce party like He Ami, who has not met for a long time, and a few no.211 beings like Natural Er, as well as several main teachers in the third class.

But don't mention, the little beauty who teaches Chinese in the third class is really cute, she struggled to carry a huge bag when she got into the car, at least fifty pounds, in addition to a set of change of clothes, the rest are all kinds of snacks, as soon as she got in the car, she distributed them frantically, and even Wang Jian, who had never spoken or even met, got a pack of beef jerky from the boss.

She seems to be very familiar with Tianren, and the two of them are talking when they sit together, and they don't play anymore, and even squeezed out Wang Jian's reserved position.

And the minibus behind the bus was followed by some staff, school doctors, nurses, and even hired two policemen to protect the whole process, after all, Langfeng is not short of money, but as long as there is a safety accident, it is unbearable.

As for Wang Jian. Because she was used as a light bulb by the little beautiful teacher in the third class, she could only sit pitifully with He Ami's stuffy gourd. The most annoying thing is this kind of guy who sits in the car and puts on headphones and is silent, completely immersed in her own world, the key is that she is still eating, all kinds of food. If it is a miracle that the little beauty brought a bag to eat, then He Ami is even a god No.211 All living beings, and her entire suitcase is full of all kinds of snacks. It's enough for a normal person to eat for half a month, and there are even strange things like buns.

"Hello."

Seeing Wang Jian looking at her, He Ami said hello expressionlessly. Then she continued to eat her donkey and roll, but after two bites, she found that Wang Jian was still staring at her. She thought about it, and then rolled the half-eaten donkey in her hand and handed it to Wang Jian with a distressed face: "Eat? ”

"No, I just want to know, how can you eat so much." Wang Jian raised his fingers: "It's been twenty minutes since you got in the car, and you have eaten four buns, a pack of beef jerky, a bag of potato chips, two packs of biscuits, a can of Coke, a persimmon cake and a sauce pig's trotters, and now you are still eating donkeys and rolling, how much can you eat." ”

He Ami was silent for a moment, and suddenly took out a few large jellies from his pocket and handed them to Wang Jian: "Eat." ”

"Don't eat ......" Wang Jian turned his head: "Isn't there something wrong with you?" ”

"Nope." He Ami didn't pretend, and naturally shook her head: "I used to win the Big Stomach King Competition, and I can eat a hundred big dumplings at a time." Maybe it's natural. ”

Wang Jian sighed: "You are the reincarnation of the Hungry Ghost Dao." ”

After speaking, Wang Jian turned his head and shouted to the monk sitting behind: "Monk, how do you say the Hungry Ghost Dao?" ”

"The so-called hungry ghosts are often hungry, so they are called hungry; Timid and fearful. Hence the name ghost. This ghost is weak and ugly, and everyone who sees it is afraid, and he does not meet food and drink in his poor years, or lives at the bottom of the sea, or near the mountains and forests, and has a long life and a long life. ”

"Monk is awesome." Dawei gave a thumbs up to the monk: "Sure enough, people like you and Wang Jian are monsters." It's amazing in their respective fields. ”

And He Ami obviously didn't understand, and looked at Wang Jian with confused eyes: "What do you mean?" ”

"It's nothing, I'm praising you."

"Thank you." He Ami obviously believed in Wang Jian very much, and was very happy to be praised by Wang Jian, and took out a bag of almonds from the other pocket and handed it to Wang Jian: "Give it to you." ”

Wang Jian took the almond and turned his head to the monk and said, "Monk, do you want to eat spicy almonds?" ”

"No need, the monk has water." The monk raised his kettle and shook it: "Don't eat until noon." ”

"What a peugeot little monk." Liang Huanhuan sat in front of the monk, pouting his butt and turning his head to look at him: "Monk, can you live forever after eating your meat?" ”

The monk touched his bald head and smiled slightly: "Probably not, and even you may soon come down to accompany the monk to see Jizo." ”

The monk's little humor made Dawei laugh: "Huanhuan, you can't get a monk, but he has a master's degree in psychology." ”

"That's right, monk." Liang Huanhuan touched the monk's little bald head: "You fight with my Wang Jian, who can win?" ”

"It's not about winning or losing, it's about what you're fighting for. Fight for the survivors, and you will not be defeated. ”

"Crazy......" Liang Huanhuan covered his ears: "You're too nagging......"

"The so-called nagging is nothing more than an impure human heart and a lack of clear thinking. The mind is quiet and pure, and the mind is naturally clear. ”

"Wang Jian save me......" Liang Huanhuan stretched out his hand towards Wang Jian and grabbed it: "Help...... I'm going to change places. ”

Wang Jian was stunned for a moment, turned his head to look at Xiao Jin, who was sleeping after taking motion sickness medicine, and then refused Liang Huanhuan's request, and continued to sit in his position to watch He Amei chew like a flying squirrel.

"Big boss, let's have some shows. It's boring. A sudden summoning voice came from behind: "Li Nuo volunteered to perform a striptease." ”

"Zhao Feng, I'll you!" Li Nuo's scolding also came: "Let your concubine take it off for you!" ”

Wang Jian stood and looked back, and found that Emperor Jiezui and Li Nuo were sitting together, the two of them were arguing with red ears, and He Rui was squinting in front of them and chatting with Zhang Manting next to him, and pointed his finger at Wang Jian from time to time.

"What's the matter with you two?"

"Big Boss...... Zhao Feng touches my ass! In order to toss Zhao Feng, Li Nuo seemed to be shameless: "He still pinched my chest!" ”

The commotion in the carriage suddenly started, and even Xiao Jin woke up. She scolded in a daze: "A bunch of fools. Then he went back to sleep.

Wang Jian left his seat and walked in front of the two of them, looking up and down: "You two are at the same table, and you have to touch it more than once, right?" Why don't you sit next to Cheng Hui for me. ”

Cheng Hui laughed: "Yes, promise to get her pregnant before getting out of the car!" ”

And as soon as he finished speaking, a packet of dried tofu was thrown in his face, and a girl from the third class stared at Cheng Hui on the other side. And Cheng Hui turned his head and saluted: "Daughter-in-law, it's just a joke......"

After saying that, he sat down honestly. Then he said to Wang Jian: "Big boss, I'm sorry, I was killed." ”

Zhao Feng laughed. While Li Nuo was not paying attention, he hugged her waist: "Baby, you will obey me." ”

Li Nuo took off his shoes, took off his socks and stuffed them into Zhao Fengzheng's mouth: "Eat the old lady's footcloth!" ”

And Zhao Feng, this scumbag, is really a heavy taste, after he took out the socks from his mouth, he actually put them on his nose and took a deep breath: "Oh, the sweetness of the goddess." ”

"Big boss, ask for a change of position!" Li Nuo was about to cry: "This bastard, it's so disgusting." ”

Wang Jian saw Zhao Feng's perverted behavior. Well, he pointed at Zhao Feng: "Go, sit with Ruhua." ”

Ruhua is the first wonder of the twenty-ninth class, although it is called Ruhua, but it is a man, he has shiny hair and cumin-smelling clothes on his body to complement each other. And there will always be stains on his pants formed by an unknown white object after drying, and he has a blue chin and a mustache and plump earwax.

He was sitting alone in the corner reading a novel, and after hearing Wang Jian's words, he raised his head happily and showed a mouthful of big yellow teeth: "Big boss, thank you." ”

Zhao Feng wilted all of a sudden. pinching Li Nuo's socks, his face full of grievances: "Big boss, you spare me......"

"No, no, hurry." Li Nuo pressed his white feet against Zhao Feng's back and kicked him out: "Get out, get out!" I don't want to see you perverted anymore. ”

Under the double oppression, Zhao Feng sat down beside Ruhua very helplessly, and Li Nuo smiled triumphantly, jumped up and kissed Wang Jian in a hurry: "Long live the big boss!" ”

She took this mouthful, He Rui in front of her suddenly turned around, she was gentle and lovely and gentle as water, she suddenly stared at Li Nuo with a rabid eyes, and the momentum of Bai Fumei on her body erupted, and her combat power surged by one hundred and eighty percent, making Li Nuo instantly silent.

"You're killing yourself." Tang Jun, who was on the other side, suddenly laughed: "Thanks to the perverted Jin sleeping, otherwise it is unknown whether you can come back alive." ”

And Wang Jian wiped his face: "Don't mess around." ”

Li Nuo shrank in his position like a kitten, his eyes were flustered, and then he immediately turned his head and explained to He Rui: "Big sister, big sister...... Listen to me, but it doesn't mean anything else......"

He Rui gradually recovered, and said with a smile: "Pay attention next time." ”

"Know...... Got it. ”

Wang Jian was actually not surprised at all by He Rui's deterrent, after all, she can be a little pervert with Xiaojin, a little pervert and become a peerless girl, where will there be a fuel-efficient lamp, like Li Nuo, a pure female ** silk, for Sister Bai Fumei, it is just a piece of cake to die, not to mention that there are a large number of personal guards behind her.

"Teacher Wang, sit with me, I want to talk to you." He Rui looked up at Wang Jian: "I haven't seen you for a long time." ”

Wang Jian couldn't help but shudder, and then waved his hand again and again: "No, I still have to see how much Teacher He can eat...... Let's just say that you don't make too much trouble. ”

After finishing speaking, Wang Jian stood up straight and said loudly: "Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Xiao Ming can't come because of something, so I'm now your acting class teacher, you can find me if you have something, if it's inconvenient, you can find Leek Lao, if you feel unwell, you should also say it as soon as possible." ”

After speaking, he returned to his seat, and at this time he found that the person in his position had become Lin Yaxuan, and He Ami had already sat next to the monk on the problem of the hungry ghost just now, and the two of them were engaged in a series of cultural exchanges there, and to Wang Jian's surprise, the monk was ...... I can speak Japanese very fluently.

"Eat? Mimi shrimp crackers. Lin Yaxuan's face was always strict, and Wang Jian even forgot when she smiled last time, but when she used this expression to say this kind of words that He Ami said, it actually made Wang Jian feel like laughing.

"Don't eat it." Wang Jian looked Lin Yaxuan up and down: "Do you plan to get married or something?" ”

"You marry?" Lin Yaxuan glanced at Wang Jian with a smile: "Don't say meaningless words." ”

Wang Jian shrugged his shoulders and found that he really couldn't communicate with Lin Yaxuan, this person's thinking mode was completely incompatible with normal people, and it was an extreme thinking at all.

Therefore, Wang Jian simply didn't move, leaned on the back of the chair and pretended to sleep, but soon, he was shaken by the car, and then by the warm sun, his whole person changed from fake sleep to deep sleep, and suddenly he couldn't hear or see the things in the car at all, and he had a dream, dreaming that he had become Sun Wukong, and he was pressed by the Five Elements Mountain and couldn't move.

And then...... He opened his eyes suddenly, and then suddenly realized that he was unable to move because he was pressed by the Five Elements Mountain, and it was clear that he was unable to move because he was pressed by Lin Yaxuan. He slept for more than two hours this night, and most of the people around him changed from the excitement of just getting in the car to boredom, and the drowsy accounted for more than half, except for the monk who was still preaching to He Ami, everyone else slept on all fours, and Tianren Er even fell asleep with beef jerky in his mouth.

Of course, Lin Yaxuan also slept, but her whole body was pressed on Wang Jian's body, the posture was quite strange, her head was all stuffed in Wang Jian's coat, and her hands were still wrapped around his waist.

"Hey ......"

Wang Jian shook her, but she only moved her position and adjusted to a more comfortable position to sleep soundly.

In desperation, Wang Jian could only carefully break her hand away, and then straighten her, but as soon as she straightened it, she fell crookedly on Wang Jian's body again, and the two lumps of flesh on her chest were just pressed on Wang Jian's chest.

Although Wang Jian did touch her thing, after all, the situation was different now, so he could only slowly straighten Lin Yaxuan.

But just when he was about to succeed, Lin Yaxuan suddenly woke up leisurely, and after seeing Wang Jian's movements, she suddenly frowned and whispered, "What are you doing?" ”

"I touched my conscience and said, in fact, because my leg was numb by you, I was helping you up."

Lin Yaxuan touched the position of her bra suspiciously, and then sighed, and then her eyes glared: "Don't help!" I'm going to sleep. ”

"You're sick, aren't you? You must be sick. Wang Jian propped her head and pressed her against the window: "Go by the window." ”

"No way!" After speaking, Lin Yaxuan leaned on Wang Jian's shoulder: "I want to sleep, if you wake me up again, I will stand up and call it indecent manner." ”

"You pervert, you?" After speaking, Wang Jian turned around and poked Dawei awake stiffly: "Change position!" (To be continued) RQ!!