Chapter 19: I've Become Your Brother's Brainless Fan
The outburst of the fat man made An Ru is hanging heart let go slightly, but the expression on his face was still a little nervous, because at this moment, in front of Song Xiaoyue's brothers and sisters, there were still three gangsters.
The next scene made Anjou's three views completely subverted, only to see that the originally cowardly and obscene fat man seemed to be a different person, and defeated the other three with overwhelming force, especially the part of the flower lining man's speech, which made her laugh even more, but Qingli's face could no longer see half of the anger.
"It's another ghost animal theme, whether it's Xiao Yueyue's fat brother or the scumbag of the speech, almost all of them are born to become a spoof theme, the dialogue is so interesting!" Anru pursed her lips and smiled, and all the gangsters had been beaten by the fat man who seemed to be weak at this moment, and Song Xiaoyue was already safe, so she began to spoof this video in her mind.
Then, the exclamations of the onlookers came from the video, which made her come back to her senses, and when she looked at the screen again, it was already the fat man who kicked the seriously injured tall and thin leather-pants man.
How did he get there?
Anjou is little hand trembled slightly and nodded backwards, the rotten girl's heart made her feel doubly excited, and then when she restarted, she saw a huge body like a football jump up from the motorcycle and kick the seriously injured tall thin man!
"It's brutal!" Anjou almost applauded, although she said cruelty, but the excitement in her eyes showed her true thoughts at the moment, with a smile on her face, biting her lower lip After watching the video, she slowly calmed down the fluctuations in her heart, and exhaled heavily, feeling only more refreshing than eating a box of ice cream in the hot summer.
"Damn, Xiao Yueyue, you didn't tell me if such a big thing happened!" Anjou clenched his small fist, wrinkled his nose cutely, and said angrily, and then a innocent smile curled up at the corner of his mouth, and he clicked on the "brainwashing cycle" at the bottom left of the barrage
Such a cool video, how can you watch it once! What's more, it is still starring Xiao Yueyue and her brother.
The second time she watched it, Anjou's mentality was already very different, she took out a packet of potato chips from the drawer and tore it, then nestled cross-legged in the swivel chair, and opened the mobile barrage, ignoring the snowy slender thighs and white trousers exposed by the nightdress, and watched with relish.
The comments of the barrage were like snowflakes, occupying half of the video interface, and the content inside made the smile on the corner of Anjou's mouth more and more intense.
"233333, I've already seen it once, and I'm going to invite the first villain to play!" It's a barrage that slides through the van door as it is about to open.
"Spoiler dog up ahead, shut up."
"yooooooo, the long-legged leather pants are thick, turn on the pretending mode."
"Is this going to be a fight?" The masses who do not know the truth.
"The front said that the leather pants were Wang Feng's to stop me, 2333333"
"Is it really time for Wang Feng not to go to station b 23333"
With the development of the plot, the next barrage comments have no lower limit at all, which makes Anjou very happy, sped up the speed of chewing potato chips, and watched happily.
"Crazy! Wang Feng in leather pants actually asked Fat Shu Huang if he wanted to do it! In the video, the man in leather pants walked up to Song Jun and asked calmly: What are you going to do, so there was the barrage comment just now.
"Good brother in China, the most handsome fat man in the world, not afraid of rape, he chose to protect his sister, he is so handsome!"
"Clam clam...... I said that the rape will stop me! ”
"However, I have already seen through it, and the hooligan leader is destined to be kicked over."
"Sit and wait for the male protagonist Sammo Hung to possess him, and kick the scumbag in leather pants angrily!"
……
There were more and more barrages, and when Song Jun asked the man in leather pants in the video: "What is your dream!" After that, it skyrocketed.
Although he had seen it once before, Anjou still laughed when he saw Song Jun's frightened and serious appearance, ignoring how sloppy the scene of potato chips squirting out of his mouth was, and at the same moment, the entire barrage was instantly filled.
"What's your dream?" This sentence was brushed hundreds of times, almost crammed into a barrage.
"2333, a cry from the depths of the fat man's soul, what is your dream~!"
"Don't go ahead of you, sue me for your dreams! 23333”
“66666666666”
"Okay, everyone, calm down, I'm going to see my big fat and handsome little universe explode =-=!"
"On the importance of pretending! QAQ”
"Invisible pretending is the most deadly, but no one thought that the fat man was the real overlord behind the scenes!"
"For my big fat, all enemies are paper tigers!"
……
The comments on the barrage continued to slide as the video played, and then to the part of the shirt man's speech, which became popular again, and various 2333 appeared on the screen, which was extremely hot for a while,.
"I Have a Dream, 2333"
"Hint, your friend's Chinese version of Martin Luther King Jr. has been launched."
"2333333 really Martin Luther King Jr. doesn't go to Station B!"
"Sure enough, I was slapped in the face!"
"However, the progress of Jun has already explained a qiē."
"Hey, it's over, QAQ!"
"High energy ahead, the beauty of the buttocks is here!"
"233333, the beautiful ass benefits in front of me will stop!" In the video, there is a scene of Song Jun flying up, and in the process of flipping, the fat ass is particularly conspicuous.
"2333, I'm so scared that I at the screen!"
"Boom...... Mei cries me QAQ. ”
"Labor and management flew up directly, 36,500 degrees in the air, and the difficult turn of the body landed smoothly and kicked you in the face!"
"So the question is, what is your dream?"
…………
The hot comments of the barrage made Anjou smile and never stop, and it was not until after the broadcast that he turned off the video unsatisfied, and then checked the relevant information on the Internet.
I don't know if I don't check, but after checking it, I found that this incident was extremely popular, and many celebrities forwarded this **, as if they didn't forward it, they were not in temperament.
If you think about it carefully, in fact, this is also normal, in this era of indifference where the elderly fall and dare not help, the appearance of this video can be said to satisfy the fantasy of most netizens for absolute justice, plus its interesting and unrealistic scenes...... No, this is reality in itself, but this reality is more unrealistic than other realities, but because of this, more people like the fat man in that video.
"Xiao Yueyue has a good brother!" Anru sighed with a smile, then picked up the mobile phone with a cute cartoon pattern, found Song Xiaoyue's phone and dialed it.
The phone was answered after a while.
"Hello? Sister An, what's wrong? I'm peeling corn, you have something to say! Song Xiaoyue's voice full of doubts came from the phone.
The corners of Anru's mouth were slightly curved, and her delicate little face suddenly became extremely soft because of the smile at the corner of her lips, and even her big eyes with a blinking pair turned into a beautiful crescent moon, at this moment, she felt that Song Xiaoyue was simply too cute.
Ordinary girls are very taboo about their poverty, but Song Xiaoyue is not ashamed at all, saying that she is farming is farming, and saying that she has no money is no money...... Of course, it was really hateful not to tell her about such a big thing that happened in the morning, and she wondered how she came back from farming so early.
"With your brother?" Anjou asked, not to blame her for being so frightened in the morning.
"yes, and my mom, what's wrong? I'll give you those video clips at noon, no, I'm not free right now! Song Xiaoyue said on the phone.
"No, no, no!" An Ru shook his head, and thought of how Song Xiaoyue could see it when he shook his head, so he continued: "Did you fight with your brother on the street today?" ”
"Well, how do you know...... Could it be? Song Xiaoyue's exclamation came from the phone.
"Hey, hey, you'll know when you get home, by the way, remember to help me say a word to your brother Song Dapang!"
"Huh?"
"I've become his brainless fan!" Anjou hung up the phone after saying it out loud, and then giggled.
"What is your dream...... An Ru put the phone on the computer table, and learned Song Jun to say that sentence with a stern expression, and then was amused by himself, looking sweet and playful.
"No, I'll have to watch it again......"
"Ah, no, I haven't brushed my teeth yet, go brush my teeth first!" The sloppy girl stomped on the smooth pearwood floor with her bare white little feet, and then ran out of the room......
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In the cornfield, Song Xiaoyue hung up the phone with a sad face, her mind was as smart as her, and she guessed something from An Ru's call, and her heart was a little confused.
"Brother!" She shouted to Song Jun who was peeling corn at the corner of the field.
"What are you doing!" Song Jun looked up sweaty, put a peeled corn into the plastic bucket, and looked at her suspiciously.
Song Xiaoyue glanced at Song's mother not far away, then trotted from the cornfield to Song Jun's side, and said, "It seems that this morning's video has been uploaded to the Internet. ”
"So you mean, netizens all over the country have seen your brother and I are handsome?" Song Jun joked disappreciatively, it was just an ordinary fight video, even if it was uploaded to the Internet, where could it be popular.
After seeing Song Jun's hippie smiling face, Song Xiaoyue suddenly didn't want to talk to him, but remembering how weird An Ru was on the phone, she felt a little uneasy in her heart, and she asked cautiously, "Did anyone call you just now?" ”
"Yes! The old lady asked me if I was doing with you recently! ”
"Huh? So what do you say? ”
"Of course I said yes, and I said that I was doing farm work with you and my mother."
"It's over......" Song Xiaoyue couldn't help her forehead, but she didn't expect that even the old lady knew about the morning.
"What the hell is going on?" Song Jun frowned and asked.
"I have a friend ......," Song Xiaoyue said weakly, "she asked me to say a word to you on her behalf." ”
"What?" Song Jun asked curiously.
Looking at Song Jun's innocent appearance, a touch of anger rose on Song Xiaoyue's face, and she changed her words angrily: "She said you were stupid......"
"Hey, you damn girl!" Song Jun was so angry that he raised his hand and was about to knock on his head.
"Ah......h......h
Song Jun lowered his head inexplicably and continued to peel corn, muttering in his mouth: "This girl is sick!" ”
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-=! Forehead...... After the end of the chapter, I looked at the homepage.,I found that it was already the first place.,I'm too lazy to delete.,I don't care.,I still have to support.,So as not to be exploded!
I found that there were so many complaints in the comment area.,I'd better update it quickly.,About the stalk of uploading anime.,It's not good to insert it rashly.,So I'll talk about it in the evening.。
Don't scold me for water, I'm also in pain, it's only been less than three days since I wrote the book for so long, but the plot needs to be understood. )