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Lin Xiaohu said: "Since you know that you have to drink sooner or later, you might as well take the initiative." Aren't you quite good at drinking?"

Yu Sisi snorted: "I can drink it, but I don't want to drink it with that stinky man." Lin Xiaohu said: "Just drink it." In this way, you don't pay attention to your two bosses, and directly take a glass to the guy in the bureau, take the initiative to toast, and he must be very happy, after clinking glasses, he has to kill a full cup. He can kill it, you take a little* a little, put down your cup, stare at him better, you pour him full: he doesn't do it, he will be busy finding reasons to refuse you, and he won't care if you drink too much or too little. As soon as he sends you to drink less, and persuades you to drink more, you will take a cup and make a show, and if he continues to force you to drink, you will say that you really can't drink, and then continue to respect him. After going back and forth like this, the initiative is in your hands, and he may not have time to communicate with you in the process, and you don't have to worry about how to deal with his harassment. This is the first move. The second trick, once you find that his eyes are wrong, or his expression is wrong, and you feel that he wants to be upset when you are interested, you will transfer the object and pay tribute to your two bosses. They cooperate best, and if they don't cooperate with you and push you towards that guy, you use the excuse of going to the toilet to avoid the most dangerous moments. And we will not arrive too late, it is estimated that ten minutes after the start of the banquet will pass, and then we will leave as planned. In the past, you don't have to worry about using only these two tricks to get through the danger safely. ”

When Lin Xiaohu said this, he remembered the two officialdom jokes of the day, laughed, and said, "Teach you another trick, this is what my classmate told me." Two yellow jokes on the field. That guy is not a person in the officialdom, so if you pick an opportunity to say these two yellow jokes, it will definitely make him laugh, and you can use this to divert the point or get through the crisis. ”

Yu Sisi smiled: "There is still a yellow joke? You say come and hear it. ”

Lin Xiaohu told her the two yellow jokes that Qu Hongmei told me one after another, and after Yu Sisi listened to it, she was at a loss, and she didn't understand.

Lin Xiaohu can't blame her for knowing this, she is an actress, she has never been involved in officialdom, and she doesn't understand the terms of official face at all, such as the rank of section chief and section chief, and these are the essence of the paragraph. If you don't understand this, you naturally can't laugh. After thinking about it, he said, "Okay, if you don't understand, you may not be able to remember, so I'll just send it to you." When the time comes, you just follow the phone. Yu Sisi nodded again and again, and said, "Then you can send it to me." ”

Lin Xiaohu wanted to send them to her, but he didn't have these paragraphs in his mobile phone, so he could only send a text message to Qu Hongmei and ask her to send these two paragraphs to herself first, and then forward them to Yu Sisi herself. It's tantamount to going around in circles, and it's really troublesome.

Everything is ready, only the meal is owed.

Yu Sisi sat in the car and waited for a while, but she couldn't bear it, looked out the window, and said, "You wait for me, I'll go buy something good." Lin Xiaohu said, "What are you going to buy?" Yu Sisi pointed in a certain direction outside and said, "There are fried *, let's be idle in the car, eat a few *." ”

Lin Xiaohu said: "Okay, I'll go with you." Yu Sisi said: "No, you sit in the car honestly, I'll just go." Lin Xiaohu said, "I'll go buy a newspaper and read it." Yu Sisi sighed and said, "It's all my fault, my business has delayed you, and I actually let you go all the way from the capital to Shanghai to read the newspaper to pass the time." ”

Lin Xiaohu laughed and said, "What's wrong with that?" With you, I'm willing. Yu Sisi laughed again and said, "Okay, then let's go." ”

After the two got out of the car and crossed the road, Yu Sisi went to buy her * fried chestnuts, and Lin Xiaohu went to the newsstand to buy newspapers.

When he came to the newsstand, Lin Xiaohu looked around and asked for a morning news, and when he was about to pay the money, he swept his eyes and saw a hanging magazine, the name of the magazine was: Mistaken Music One Weekly.

Surprised and delighted, isn't this the mistaken newspaper where Xu Manwen works? In fact, there is nothing surprising about this, the biggest surprise is actually the shock brought to him by Xu Manwen's beauty, so that Lin Xiaohu became interested in all the things that were related to her.

Lin Xiaohu also took down the magazine and settled the account with the newspaper.

Yu Sisi also bought chestnuts over there, and the two walked together and returned to the car. Lin Xiaohu looked at the morning news, and fed the men while peeling chestnuts, and occasionally ate one himself. The two sat quietly in the car and enjoyed this rare afternoon.

Suddenly, a piece of news on the morning news caught Lin Xiaohu's attention. The news you are entitled is: Shaanxi "Sister Fang" incident ** refers to two more hukou.

Lin Xiaohu looked very puzzled, when did a sister come out? Why haven't you heard of it before? After thinking about it, I realized that for a long time, I didn't watch TV or read newspapers, so naturally I didn't have a way to contact the news, so of course I didn't know about this sister. smiled helplessly, staring at the news.

I don't know if I don't see it, after reading it, a flash of wisdom flashed in Lin Xiaohu's mind, yes, she can have four accounts, why can't I, Lin Xiaohu, have four or more accounts? In terms of net worth, she is definitely not inferior to her; In terms of identity, I am half a relative of the emperor, and I can be regarded as having a very good background, and I am several times stronger than her, and I get a few fake accounts, isn't that the same as playing? I happen to be worried about other women's names and don't want to immigrate, why not learn from this sister?

Lin Xiaohu was overjoyed when he thought of this, he almost didn't jump up from his seat, and made up his mind that he would do it when he went back.

After reading this news, Lin Xiaohu was in an extremely comfortable mood, thinking to himself, I still have to watch more news, maybe I can get some kind of gain. Ignoring what is going on outside the window will not work in this society.

Lin Xiaohu patiently and meticulously browsed the other news, and then opened the book ((Mistaken Music One Weekly). Yu Sisi glanced over and asked, "You love to watch entertainment gossip news?" Lin Xiaohu said: "Just take a look and see if there is any lace news about you." ”

Yu Sisi smiled: "I don't have it, open your mouth ......" After speaking, she gave Lin Xiaohu a peeled beam.

Lin Xiaohu said vaguely: "Don't just feed me, you can eat too." By the way, will there be news of immortals?" Yu Sisi said: "She shouldn't have her, she is even cleaner than me, which I admire very much." ”

Lin Xiaohu said proudly: "That's because she has me in her heart, so naturally she won't mess around with others." Yu Sisi suddenly became interested and said, "Does she love you very much?" How much love?"

Lin Xiaohu thought for a while and said: "Sometimes I feel that her relationship with me is very weak, and the connection is broken, as if she will lose it if you are not careful: but sometimes it feels very deep, like the sea." You ask me how much she loves me, and I can't say. ”

Yu Sisi said: "Then ask you an old-fashioned person, is she willing to die for you?"

Lin Xiaohu laughed, stretched out his hand and twisted it on her face, and said, "Baby, don't mention death at every turn, okay?" How unlucky? I'm not going to let her die for me, I'd rather die for her if there's danger. ”

Yu Sisi nodded with satisfaction and said, "It's not for nothing that the immortal chose you. ”

There is no news about Yu Sisi or Liu Xianxian in Entertainment One Magazine, not even a word. Lin Xiaohu looked at the end from the beginning and found that there were few interesting news inside, and it seemed that he spent ten yuan in vain, which was not as good as the benefits that the newspaper gave him.

After a long time, it seemed to be a decade, and the sky finally got dark. Lin Xiaohu looked at the time, it was six o'clock. If Yu Sisi arrived at the Peninsula Hotel at half-past six, it was time to prepare.

Yu Sisi's mobile phone rang suddenly, took it out, and said, "Mr. Fang urged me." Lin Xiaohu said: "Then you can rush over, we will arrive later, remember not to be nervous, feel free, just play monkey fun." ”

Yu Sisi nodded, answered the phone, took Lin Xiaohu's hand, but didn't allow him to get out of the car, Yu Sisi said: "Well, I'll go over immediately, well, don't worry." And when he said this, he hung up.

Lin Xiaohu looked at her, and Yu Sisi said: "I won't be nervous, you have given me so many tricks, I can use them one by one to pass the time, and you will be there at that time." What am I afraid of?"

Lin Xiaohu smiled: "That's good, then you go over, I'll get out of the car and wait for the two of them to come over." Yu Sisi said coquettishly: "Kiss me before leaving." ”

Lin Xiaohu kissed her lightly on the lips and said softly, "I won't let you get hurt." ”

Yu Sisi kissed him again with joy.

Lin Xiaohu watched Yu Sisi's BMW merge into the traffic on the road, and took out his mobile phone to call Xu Manwen.

After Xu Manwen answered the phone, he said, "We are almost all the way to Zhongshan Mountain, where are you?" Lin Xiaohu said: "I don't know where I am, forget it, just go directly to the door of the Peninsula Hotel to meet." Xu Manwen said, "Okay, then we'll call you when we arrive." ”

Lin Xiaohu walked in the direction where Yu Sisi went, and after walking for a long time, he had already seen the sign of the Peninsula Hotel on the side of the road. When I came to the entrance of the hotel, I looked at the three conjoined buildings with a simple and modern shape, and said, is this Peninsula Hotel famous? Otherwise, how can Yu Sisi's boss arrange for the official to have dinner here?

A quarter of an hour later, Xu Manwen called him and told him that he had arrived. Lin Xiaohu looked around for a while, but he didn't see her and the fat man, and asked where they were. Xu Manwen said that he was already in the hotel lobby.

Lin Xiaohu almost died of anger when he heard this, and said in his heart that they didn't meet at the door of the hotel, why did they arrive in advance? What's even worse is that why didn't I see them go in all the time?

Lin Xiaohu asked, "When did you touch it?" I didn't see you at the hotel. Xu Manwen said with a smile: "I drove in, went directly into the underground parking lot, and took the elevator to the first floor." Whoever told you at the door, come in and find us. ”

Lin Xiaohu hung up the phone, shook his head helplessly, and said in his heart, why doesn't this girl play cards according to common sense? Looking at her gentle and sweet appearance, I didn't expect that she also had a quirky side. Step in.

Lin Xiaohu had just walked into the hotel lobby, and a smiling beauty next to him had already greeted him. Lin Xiaohu's eyes lit up, who is it if it's not Xu Manwen? Seeing her, no matter how much unhappiness I felt in my heart, I disappeared without a trace, and I was busy smiling at her. But glancing at the fat man following behind her, it was a little unhappy to think that he had hacked his 10,000 yuan.

Xu Manwen said: "What are you helping with? Come on, I haven't eaten dinner yet, and I'm going to go home for dinner after helping you. ”

Lin Xiaohu couldn't help but laugh, and said in his heart that this tone of voice was the same as that of a little girl who hadn't grown up, and she went home for dinner, did your mother call you? Then he said, "I'll tell you two." As for eating, I didn't eat either. When you're done with this, I'll invite you to dinner at this hotel, okay?"