Qi Dynasty, Qingshui County, a tall and fat young woman, wearing a bright green slanted coat, with a beige white pleated skirt, carrying a huge package, slightly bent back, hanging her head, walking on the road leading to the backyard of the county government.

In fact, at this time, the weather is already cold, and the tender green summer clothes are really not suitable.

The beige skirt flutters in the autumn wind, which has the meaning of "this time the wind is sluggish and the water is cold".

The sun is high, the black lacquered wooden door in the backyard of the county government is actually wide open, more than a dozen beautifully decorated carriages, arranged in order outside the courtyard gate, the sound of silk and bamboo inside melodiously came out.

Mrs. County Ling entertained guests in the backyard, almost all the guests were Mrs. Lady who was a little official, and there were so many wealthy merchants in Qingshui County who came to make up the number, even the master and the maid and servant, all of them packed up their clothes fluttering, and for a while, the cheeks and sideburns were shadowed, and the warblers and swallows were scattered under the trees in front of the flowers.

There are many female dependents, and the janitor in the backyard hides a little, chatting with a few coachmen outside, anyway, even if some thieves are blind, they will not go to the county office in the daytime to find unpleasant, and it is very safe.

Unexpectedly, the thief didn't come, and a girl in a fat white green coat came, leaving the janitor with a back with a long, long, wide and wide package, so she was directly judged to be a rough girl doing chores.

This girl is a commoner in Qingshui City, named Feng Ahua, who has nothing to do with the county government for the rest of her life, but today she broke into the backyard of the county government with her head down, trembling under her feet, all with one breath, she is about to leave this noisy town, and she may not be able to return for the rest of her life.

Anyway, the ball in his stomach has something to do with him......

"I'm looking for Prince Muko...... I'm looking for Mr. Muke......".

Ah Hua didn't have a second sentence to say, just muttered the name of Mu Ke Gongzi repeatedly, and his arms unconsciously swiped left and right, wanting to pull away the warblers and Yanyan who were fluttering in the backyard.

With the courage to "break the cauldron and sink the boat", the girl raised her cheeks.

It was a big face covered in red pimples, which obscured her big round eyes and the bridge of her pretty nose......

This kind of scene is very similar to an ugly and pimple toad, rushing left and right in the group dance of flowers and butterflies, startling a burst of warblers and warblers.

"In the backyard of the county government, such an ignorant village woman was allowed to come in? Why don't you get out quickly? ”

"Who is this beggar looking for? Haha, she still dares to think about Mu Ke's son? ”

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Hearing the noise, the little maid who was talking to the coachmen outside the courtyard panicked, and when he ran in with the guy to check left and right, a thick woman with a big shoulder and a round waist looked fierce enough, snatched the wooden stick from the little guy's hand, and slammed it on Ah Hua's back.

The mother-in-law was still expressing her merits: "Miss, Hugh told this village woman to stain your clothes!" ”

The one who was rescued by the mother-in-law is really the main protagonist of today's backyard feast, the most heartsome official lady of the county order couple, at this time, the flower is discolored, trembling with her orchid fingers, and her body is tilted back, isn't she worried that her identity will be tarnished by the oncoming "Chai He Niuer"?

Ah Hua's back head suddenly ached, and her fat body slammed forward and fell to the ground, and at the moment of 90-degree free fall, her voice suddenly rose up, and she changed her tone and said: "Mu-Ke-I'm pregnant-your child!" ”

The world fell silent all of a sudden, and only this cry of despair, accompanied by a fat body, landed at the same time.

"Hurry up and invite Lang Zhong! Didn't you fall to your death? ”

"The slave family - the slave family is not ruthless, young lady, you see, there is no blood at all."

"What did this village girl just say? She is pregnant with Mu Gongzi's child? How can it be? ”

"With her figure and broken face, can Mu Gongzi look at her more?"

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At the same time, in another world, a woman who was enjoying eating a pot of spicy crayfish shivered, and a hand full of red chili oil was frozen on a pimple on the face of a pimple cake.

"Shhh It's sweating before you feel cold, right? ”

"The doctor will say, don't eat irritating food, the acne on the face can fade, it's a pure lie, yesterday a sister endured not eating spicy crayfish, didn't there be two more this morning? Hehe, the summer is hot, it is the most fragrant season for crayfish, and my sister would rather have a full face than give up tasting delicious .......

Stirring spirit, there was a tremor again, the single room of more than 30 bungalows was earthquaked, and the stainless steel basin in Ah Hua's arms "clanged" to the ground.

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"This ugly bastard, he will pretend to faint and deceive people, hehe, do you want to please Mu Gongzi's pity?"

"This village woman is still a fool! I can't walk steadily, I fell down, and I still want to rely on us? ”

"Hey, you dare to come out to chase a man when you look like this? Mu Gongzi's little girl can't look down on her, right? That's all she has for the rest of her life, just let the mother-in-law behave well and match her with an old widower ......."

Ah Hua's ears were filled with all kinds of mockery and ridicule, and in front of her, there were more than a dozen figures dressed as fairies dressed as fakes, covering their mouths with embroidered handkerchiefs, and the orchids were pointing little by little, facing themselves.

I'm definitely dreaming again, but it's definitely not a dream.

Even in a dream, her little heart really can't stand being so spurned and instructed by a group of bright and glamorous "fairies", when you wear what kind of fluttering silk satin, comb what tall double screw bun and fall bun, and insert a few ancient hairpin ring jewelry, you can spray feces on this girl?

Hey, you can't lose your spirit, we haven't been scared by cats and dogs in reality, even if the acne on the face blossoms and bears fruit from time to time, and countless buds are derived, my sister has not lowered her head and served softly!

I don't care about the pain and pain in the round body, and why the back of the head is numb, Ah Hua in the dream jumped up, and the index finger of his right hand moved the "fake fairy" with fragrant clothes in front of his eyes, and his mouth was full of joy: "People who say I'm ugly, in fact, I feel sorry for you, I'm young, I'm blind!" People who say I'm stupid, in fact, I feel sorry for you, I'm young, and I'm blind. The person who said that I would be like this all my life, in fact, I also felt very sorry for you, at a young age, I got a dog's eye disease......".

The "fake fairies" were all scolded one by one, dumbfounded, red-eared, crumbling on their chests and about to faint, how could their expressions be so realistic? This dream is purely a realistic version!

Scolding and fighting, you have to be so demoralized like a tiger, not leaving the enemy a chance to interject and distinguish, Ah Hua jumped to her feet and pointed over one by one and scolded the past, and the little doubt in her heart was that this sleeve was not imposing, and from time to time it had to fall down and put it up again......

The "fake fairies" were really frightened, and they shrank back and hid into stacks, and screamed one by two, just like the demons and monsters saw the old Taoist priest with boundless mana, as for it!

However, this is really enjoyable, Ah Hua's wide body moved around in the team of "fake fairies" without encountering a trace of resistance, could it be said that it is now fashionable to dress up as weak and bloom "little white flowers"?

Ah Hua jumped to her feet and scolded happily, and suddenly felt a magical power in the dream, attracting her to look to the left.

Grandma's, this thing in front of her, looks really handsome.

Is it dreaming of popular costume films now? I must have watched too many costume dramas recently......

Even if it's a dream, in front of beautiful men, you can't lose your image, right?

Ah Hua stopped jumping up and down, raised her dirty hands and paws, and tried to smooth out the hair that was scattered to her cheeks, only to feel a sharp pain in the back of her head, and countless complicated memories came rushing in.

"Hehe-hehe, what a stupid woman......".

Ah Hua is nervous and generally shakes her head to herself, the soles of her feet are back, and her eyes are still on the face of the beautiful man.

"Son Muke, if I say that I am pregnant with your child, can you believe it? Would you like to marry me? ”

Despite such stubborn inquiry, the woman did not expect a satisfactory answer, but after saying it word by word, she stood still, turned around, and strode towards the gate of the courtyard.

"A faction of - nonsense!"

Sure enough, behind him was an angry four-word reply.

"Childe, are you going to lock up this crazy woman? Beat her dozens of boards, naturally she won't dare to talk nonsense anymore! ”

"Forget it - in the future - ".

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