Chapter 0311: Oolong Incident

"I ...... My big sausage? The muscles at the corners of Yang Peiqi's mouth twitched a little, the cold sweat on her forehead broke out, and she looked at her cold kitchen knife with a weak look, "Dandan, this is not very good, right?" It's a bit big, can you stop kidding? ”

"Who's kidding you?" Kang Dan's pretty eyes turned white, raised his knife, and said with great certainty, "Give me your big sausage, I will slice it and eat it in bread." ”

Yang Peiqi didn't react for a while, she was shocked by her momentum and words, and said in her heart: This is ...... This taste is too heavy, right? Reach...... As for it? Didn't you take one of her blood last night? Can you hate to be like this, eating bread between them?

Moreover, the two have now become boyfriend and girlfriend, and are even going to get engaged, doesn't this girl want to live a happy life for the rest of her life?

However, Yang Peiqi saw that her eyes were glancing at her hand, and when she looked down, she saw that she was holding a large sausage in her hand.

"Uh......" Yang Peiqi herself was also made to laugh out loud by this oolong, "Big ...... Big sausage, uh...... It's a shame that she can say it. ”

It can also be seen from this that our Jiakang associate researcher is still very simple, seeing that she looks unclear, Yang Peiqi can't help but want to tease her, and continues to raise her hand and say weakly, "Dandan, I don't object to you if you want to eat." But let's discuss, eat and eat, don't slice it in? ”

"Your sausage is thick and long, so big, how can I eat it without slicing it?" Kang Dan said very seriously, pursed his plump lips, and said very sexily, "Do you give it or not?" Why don't you get it for yourself? I am hungry. ”

Yang Peiqi was about to laugh in her heart. With a bitter look on his face, his brows furrowed. It's like a poor water spirit village girl who is being forced into the cave room by a rogue bully, and she starts to untie her belt. Bian said with a bitter face: "Dandan, you just eat it alive like this." If you cut it, you won't have to eat it if you want to. ”

"Hey, I asked you for a big sausage, you ...... You...... What are you doing with your pants off? Kang Dan was taken aback, and took a few steps back with his knife in his hand.

This girl thought that Yang Peiqi was trying to do something to her, and she was scared enough. Although the two suspected that they had that kind of relationship last night, it was in the case of not being sober after all, which was different from the current situation. Kang Dan is still afraid in his heart,

What's more, it's not too early now, and if my parents come back and run into me, I won't have the face to live. Therefore, Kang Dan said to Yang Peiqi tremblingly: "You...... What do you want? Don't mess around, don't ...... Don't think about it, after last night's incident, you will treat me like a casual woman. ”

Seeing scared her. Yang Peiqi's vulgar and evil taste was also satisfied, and while her heart was secretly refreshing, she deliberately pretended to be very innocent, and said very innocently: "Dandan." Didn't you take a knife and force me to ask for my big sausage? I don't take off my pants, how can I give you a big sausage? ”

Take off your pants? Big sausages?

Kangdan has never been in a relationship. Very little contact with men, but anyway. She is also a woman living in the modern information society, and she has never eaten pork and seen a pig run, right? At first, it was because the brain really didn't go in that direction. As a result, there was an oolong. But now that I hear what Yang Peiqi said so obviously, where would I not think of that direction?

Kang Dan was stunned for a moment, his mouth gradually widened, revealing his white teeth, and his cheeks gradually appeared with two blushes.

"Big ...... Large sausage ...... Big, thick...... Whole ...... Eat ......"

The huge amount of associative information is like a tide that impacts Kangdana's very simple thinking in this regard. Just the transformation and association of those few words made her think of that extremely silver scene.

Especially when he couldn't suppress the thought that the heroine was himself, and the male protagonist was the hateful guy who was pretending to be innocent on the other side, Kang Dan wanted to die.

"What kind of filthy thing is this beast, this head full of filth? He...... He mistakenly thought he was going to eat...... Woo, it's disgusting, disgusting...... No, no, he must have done it on purpose, on purpose. Look at his bitter innocent face, I have to show that he seems to be wronged by his own coercive means and has to obey. As a human being, how do you ...... How can you be shameless to such a journey? Such a filthy, filthy, obscene and evil guy can live in this world in a good manner. Why didn't God have eyes, and didn't send down the thunder of the sky, and split this villain into a scorched exterior and tender inside? ”

Seeing that under his aggrieved and innocent face, there seemed to be a smug smile on the corner of his mouth, and the sense of humiliation and anger in Kangdan's heart couldn't help but rise. On that stunning, almost flawless face, white and red, red and white, the plump delicate body also trembled violently and irrepressibly, and the ignorant karmic fire in his eyes was burning......

The blood rushed to her head, making her ashamed and embarrassed, and the evil was born to the side of the gall, carrying a kitchen knife, rushing forward with grief and indignation, and said viciously: "The surname Yang, you ...... You deceive people too much. I...... I'm fighting with you. ”

"Hahaha......" Yang Peiqi held up the big sausage and egg in his hand, stepped back with a smile, and said while hiding, "Dandan, just kidding, just kidding, who let you speak by yourself with a speech problem." ”

"You disgusting bastard, bastard with a dirty mind." Kang Dan was so angry that he trembled, his face was hot, and he chased after him reluctantly, "You...... You bullied me like that. ”

"Uh, are you really playing?" Yang Peiqi dodged left and right, and said with a dry smile, "Dandan, stop playing." The kitchen knife is a murder weapon that does not have eyes. ”

Although Kang Dan was afraid that he was just pretending to be holding a kitchen knife, he didn't mean to really chop it down. In fact, even if she really wanted to hit Yang Peiqi, it was just an impossible task. After all, with Yang Peiqi's current skills, if Kang Dan, a weak woman who has no power to restrain the chicken, is cut down, then he really might as well go and find a piece of tofu and kill him.

Yang Peiqi's real concern is that she accidentally injured herself, and then she will make a big joke with Kang Jingping.

Kangdan didn't want to be so unladylike, in fact, she had never been so unladylike since she was a child. It's just that the thought that this guy took a blood that he had treasured for twenty-five years last night, and now he is still mocking and insulting himself with such a disgusting joke, which makes her very annoyed.

Originally, Kang Dan just wanted to scare Yang Peiqi, but when she thought of the scene of being molested by him and eating his big sausage, she really couldn't control her feelings. It's not that he really wants to hack him to death, but he has to scare him well, lest he think that he is the kind of weak woman who will not resist no matter how much he bullies.

Maybe he was too excited, and suddenly, Kangdan accidentally tripped over the leg of a chair and stumbled on his feet.

After Kang Dan screamed "ah......, her delicate body rushed forward, and for a while, she was so frightened that her heart was cold, and her face was discolored.

In this meeting, Yang Peiqi was speechless for a while. Kangdan, a rookie, is really too vegetable, he slashes people with a kitchen knife, and if he can't cut people, he will even trip by himself. Looking at that stance, this stumbling seems to be quite fierce. If it weren't for someone who had undergone special training, it would be an absolutely unfortunate thing to fall bare, not to mention that she was still pretending to hold a kitchen knife in her hand. If you're unlucky, maybe something tragic will happen.

However, with Yang Peiqi's skills, controlling this kind of scene is really a piece of cake. I saw that Yang Peiqi took a step casually and blocked in front of her, her wrist shook, and she inadvertently held her wrist with soft force. With a slight flip of his hand, the kitchen knife magically arrived in his hand.

In order to defuse her stumbling momentum and avoid her impact injury, Yang Peiqi turned slightly sideways again, grabbed her waist with her right hand with soft strength, and turned her around in the direction of her momentum. Just as she was about to fall to the ground, she finally stopped her momentum.

But the movements of the two are like a movement in tango dancing where they fall to the ground and wrap their waists, ambiguous and full of drama.

Just teased her like this, Yang Peiqi couldn't bear to eat her tofu anymore, and stood up cleanly, and it was rare for a gentleman to let go of her waist. Who knows, Kang Dan, who was very frightened in this scene, had lost all his support, and his delicate body seemed to have lost all his support, and he sat down under his feet.

Yang Peiqi subconsciously dragged her, and an extremely strange scene appeared: Kang Dan was half sitting and half kneeling on the floor, and because of the pulling force of Yang Peiqi's grasp of her arm, her mantis head rushed forward, and the height was just buried in some key places of his.

Even through two layers of pants, Yang Peiqi could still feel the slightly open mouth shape for her, as well as the slightest heat that was quickly transmitted.

Time seems to freeze all of a sudden, and the postures, movements, and even demeanors of the two are frozen in this scene like a photo. Kang Dan was like being hit by a thunderbolt, throbbing, his mind was chaotic, and he was completely unconscious.

And Yang Peiqi didn't expect such a scene. He looked down and saw the woman in front of him, with her black hair curled up high, with a very perfect pretty face, and it was not an exaggeration to call her a goddess. At this time, she no longer has the cold pride and domineering appearance when she sat on the boss's chair in the office, and she was at a loss on half of her face, and she looked pitiful and helpless.

The more I see this pitiful look, the more it can arouse a man's desire.

For a while, Yang Peiqi didn't know whether to forget to push her away, or to subconsciously enjoy her more while she hadn't returned to her soul. (To be continued......)