Erdanfan: That's how you are calculated (above)
When Yuan Erdan helped Yu Hai move to the New Year, it happened to be the day of his ex-girlfriend's wedding.
The proprietress was still complaining about her dissatisfaction with the newly moved house.
"Why do you need to make a jump in a good house, especially this wooden staircase, there is a smell of capitalist decay!"
This sentence came out of Chun Tao's mouth and was particularly disobedient, how could a person who was 108,000 miles away from the working people in food and clothing be embarrassed to pretend to be hypocritical.
Yu Hai carried a large box of things in, their family had a lot of things, when he was transferred out of Hongfei Island, Chun Tao saw that this cabinet was made by him, and he was reluctant to give it away, the small table was also made by him, the pot of flowers and that grass was reluctant to throw away anything anyway, and the two places were too far apart, so he simply got a few containers and tossed them by train for thousands of miles, and he was not even willing to throw away a pot of handmade silk mesh flowers.
"It's not very complicated to clean up, just wipe it when I'm off duty." Yu Hai, who knows his daughter-in-law well, has long seen it.
It's not that she dislikes that the second-tier small leap assigned by the troops is too big, but she is too lazy to clean it up.
Sure enough, someone took the initiative to take on the task of cleaning, and a certain Tao, who had just shown with disgust that he had drawn a line with evil capitalism, smiled and went over to check the rest of the house.
There are too many things, and Yu Hai is reluctant to let his soldiers come over to help, although he has now been promoted to the top of the station, and he still maintains a low-key style, and he only calls his good brother to come over for such a top priority as moving.
Yuan Erdan and Yu Hai can be regarded as dead to the end, and Yu Hai has changed 3 places. His work has also been transferred three times, this time Captain Yu Haisheng didn't ask for anything, only one, transferred Yuan Erdan over, in addition to the fact that this is his henchman who has used it for many years, there is also a reason that cannot be said.
This row of two-story small buildings is a few decades ago in the foreign concession left over from the house, are Western-style decoration, very well preserved, after the troops were stationed, it was changed into a family area, compared to the conditions of Hongfei Island I don't know how much.
The house was cleaned up quickly. The men finished moving. Chun Tao led the two children to take a rag and mop and began to clean, and the two men took the time to smoke a cigarette and look at the sea view.
"The environment is good." Yuan Erdan leaned against the fence at the door, not far away is the sea view, and the sunset is infinitely good.
Yu Hai handed him a cigarette. Pat him on the shoulder.
"There are only a few slightly better houses in our yard. Several people were aiming. If you apply for marriage early, you will still have a chance, and if you come late, you can only live in a house built later, and the area is about the same. But there is no such a big yard, and the decoration is not good, and there will be children who will not be able to run away in the future. β
Yu Hai said a lot today, Yuan Erdan took a deep breath of cigarette, slowly spit out his eyes, looked at the distance and looked confused, and did not answer, Yu Hai, the temporary matchmaker, oh, the matchmaker was slightly embarrassed.
Yu Hai also drove ducks to the shelves, and his daughter-in-law knew that Erdan's peach was married today, so she was afraid that Yuan Erdan would not be able to think about it, so she deliberately dragged him over today to follow the work, and also let Yu Hai take the opportunity to enlighten him.
Yu Hai actually doesn't want to do this kind of spiritual aunt towel work, how many years has Erdan been with him, he knows best what temper, Erdan is very similar to his temper, he looks gentle and elegant, but he is very backbone, where can he die because his ex-girlfriend is married, let the brother with such an iron relationship say these mother-in-law and mother-in-law, I feel very twisted.
The topic started and didn't get an eager response, Yu Hai was silent for a while, and then he felt that the glass behind him was shining through two cold lights, and Chun Tao could look at it!
"Don't go back at night, just stay here, your sister-in-law said to make something delicious." Yu Hai put down the cigarette again, there is a fierce woman at home, and the behavior still has to be conscious, Chun Tao pretended to wipe the glass, her ears were ridged, and she couldn't talk about it, she coughed hard, Yu Hai knew that she would not do what she asked for, and she would sleep on the sofa at night.
"Do you see my yard, your sister-in-law said that I have to wait for me to be empty and put on a grape trellis, and then plant some vegetables on the side, she bought a lot of shelves, leave some for you, and wait for you to settle your home in front of the house and behind this little thing don't have to worry about it, our family has excess materials, wait for the Mid-Autumn Festival in two years, sit under the grape trellis and the family, the sea rises and the moon rises, and the end of the world is at this time."
Yuan Erdan watched his big leader sketch a beautiful blueprint for his future in a roundabout way, racking his brains to perform a high-level marriage urging, and he felt quite funny to see the boss like this.
Xiaoshuang wiped the glass for a while and felt that it was enough, and ran around the big yard with Xiaohuo, "Dad, is this a cherry tree?" The leaves look like ah! β
"I like small cherries more than big cherries!"
The two children, you look at me and say a word, Chun Tao listened to the green tendons in the house, hemp eggs, have you forgotten the epidemic prevention shots that the old lady gave you in advance?
Now this kind of fruit that has been given a special meaning, it is resolute that Uncle Erdan can no longer say in the ear of Uncle Erdan, whether these two little cubs are intentional or what, the left and right sentences are endless.
"You two little cubs, don't take the opportunity not to work, hurry up and enter the house!" Chun Tao stood on the steps with her hands on her hips and roared.
The two children pouted unwillingly, trying to point to the big bird flying in the sky to delay time.
"Mom, you see there's an eagleβ"
Chun Tao couldn't bear it, grabbed one with her left hand and dragged one with her right hand, and even pulled and kicked the two little cubs into the house.
What did you say last night? The eagle fly shadow is hard, Tao Tao begging for a set, one, two, three or four sounds, all of them are not allowed to chant in front of Uncle Erdan, what should I do if I touch the scene!
Yu Hai's embarrassment has almost turned into an embarrassing cancer, her daughter-in-law is so smart and energetic, people didn't react much, didn't she exaggerate so deliberately reminded Erdan?
"Boss, I'm fine." Yuan Erdan felt that if he didn't hurry up and express his position, his wise and martial leader would die of embarrassment.
"Your sister-in-law said that there are many little girls in their unit who are single, if you are interested, she will introduce you to you."
Chun Tao in the house continued to cough, and Yu Hai added a key sentence stubbornly.
"If you think it's okay, tomorrow she will give you the photos and come over to your sister-in-law, Baocheng. If you don't want a little money, you don't want to make a small amount of money", the dignified captain has to do this kind of thing to protect the media and pull the fiber, and he hasn't had a good time tearing up the bad guys.
However, for the sake of his good brother, Yu Hai also let go.
Lao Yuan was dumped inexplicably, and it was thrown in a way that hurt his self-esteem very much, not only in Haiwo, but Chun Tao was unhappy to see the eagle fly shadow and hard dragon cherry.
Originally, I was in love freely, and no one said that I would be determined for life at a glance, but I couldn't run to the army in front of so many people, saying that I didn't want to find a soldier when I came out of an abnormal family, and I immediately married a few generations in military uniforms, and it is said that I planned to get married after only seeing each other twice. The other party's military rank is not as old as Yuan Da. But the father is amazing.
It's not enough to get married, but a few days before the wedding, she sent a wedding card mixed with a note and a few hundred yuan, and the note was written, and the ancient poems written to her by Lao Yuan before were taken by her future mother-in-law's family. It's time for the child to be a notebook. said that he couldn't return it to Lao Yuan. One word and one dollar, there are odds and whole stacks of change bills, and one dollar is not more than one dollar, and there is no less. said that next time Lao Yuan still writes, he will continue to settle the bill according to the standard of one word and one piece, and it is like a down-and-out scholar who sells words on the side of the road, and slaps Lao Yuan's face piapia.
It's okay if no one knows about this matter, but when Lao Yuan opened the letter, Chun Tao and Yu Hai happened to be on the side, and Chun Tao blew up as soon as she saw the pile of change, if it weren't for Yu Hai stopping Chun Tao, she would be able to call and scold people now.
It doesn't matter if you don't talk to others about your friends, what do you do to insult the dignity of others in this way?
Lao Yuan was in a bad mood during that time often practiced calligraphy, and did not know that she had been on a blind date in a short period of time and decided to get married, she called Lao Yuan one night and didn't say anything, and asked if she could send her something as a souvenir for a long time, Lao Yuan thought about it and decided to give her the brush words he had written for many days, although she rejected him, he still hoped that this girl could live well, but he didn't expect to be treated like this.
Chun Tao vomited this breath, Erdan, as her man's number one soap friend, has to look good, has conditions, and is motivated and good-tempered, why was he humiliated like this?
If we refuse once, we won't say anything, it's okay to run over and tease a few times, and then humiliate people fiercely, it seems that you are so charming or does it seem that our guy can't do without you in a hurry?
People live a breath of Buddha to earn a stick of incense, you don't look down on our handsome guy, we won't marry you!
Chun Tao worked hard to pick a daughter-in-law for Lao Yuan, her work relationship was transferred to the art troupe here, where there was no shortage of beautiful little girls, Chun Tao reported that she didn't do anything on the first day, and she walked around and picked a good tempered little girl to start with, and she had a lot of unmarried young women in her hands.
Not only that, but she also plans to radiate the whole military region with a point, the art troupe went to the military hospital to pick a nurse after the sweep, and if the hospital didn't have it, she went to the communications battalion to find beautiful female communication soldiers, with one goal, casting nets everywhere and focusing on fishing, let's not believe it, who is the one who dislikes the poor and loves the rich and has no vision, and all the little girls have no vision?
Although Yu Hai felt that Chun Tao's reaction was a little excited, he was also unhappy with what happened to his friend.
No man can be happy when he encounters such a thing.
This circle is so big, and the other party is married to a person in the circle, if he doesn't transfer Lao Yuan away, he will have to suffer much in the future, and he doesn't know what kind of vision the eagle fly shadow is, he found such a gentleman, and if he has nothing to do, he ran to the island to stimulate Lao Yuan, and asked him if he wrote something, Yu Hai couldn't see it, and instructed Dudu to hit Ya's boat on the way back to make Yaya wet before he felt that his chest was not so stuffy - after breaking through the fifth level, Yu Hai played more slippery than Chun Tao for the system and pets.
"I think that people can't always look backwards, you are not small, the so-called first start a family and then start a business, the conditions of those girls that your sister-in-law found for you are really good, or just take a look, this time you can rest assured, character is filtered by us personally." For the sexual well-being of soap friends, it is also heartbreaking.
"Okay."
"I don't think you need to be too attached - what did you say?" Yu Hai felt that he was hallucinating.
No matter how sunny a man is humiliated by throwing money, he has to have a bit of a psychological shadow, he is afraid that he will not marry for life in a fit of anger, so he agrees so quickly?
"Then I'll arrange for your sister-in-law to contact you tomorrow!" Yu Hai has a kind of joy that my family has a child growing up.
"It's just that I have the conditions, don't make the conditions of the girl's family too good, it's best to have a rural home, it doesn't matter what you look like, just live your life." Yuan Erdan stepped on the cigarette butt still on the ground, and it seemed that the clouds were light and indifferent. It was a little sad for Yu Hai to hear.
In the end, it still left a shadow.
"Actually, you don't need to worry too much about thatβ"
"I'm really fine, I also want to open my marriage, live a good life, the right door, no one should climb anyone, just be down-to-earth." That's what he thought at the beginning, but unfortunately he didn't hold on, and it ended up with a dollar per word.
The fiery sunset gradually receded, and Yuan Erdan looked at the cigarette butts on the ground. The sunset is infinitely better. It's just near dusk. You still have to do your part.
The family urged him to get married, but his father has been in poor health, and he doesn't know how many years there are left, so his mother called to talk about holding his grandson when he was fine. He can't even be a single nobleman if he wants to. That being the case. Just seriously find a marriage with the right conditions, stop and stop, and stop making trouble.
Chun Tao began to ponder this matter in full swing. The photos were taken back one after another, Yuan Erdan really cooperated, picking the euphemistic description that weighed more than 150 long, and gave Yu Hai a whole little bit, screened in advance, and began to study the background of the family again, this family condition is too good, the education is too high, and the one who picks and chooses is not matched.
A few months have passed, autumn goes to winter, and this day Chun Tao's house is extravagantly lit with a fireplace - the hypocritical little lady who was arguing for all evil capitalism fell in love with this capitalist residue at a glance, and she had to let Yu Hai repair it, so she looked forward to finding some feelings in winter, and a bunch of people sat around, and the coat took off the sweater and took off the autumn coat, and it was too hot to wear the autumn coat, and the collective heating was already very warm, okay, you have to pay the price for pretending to be a calf and making a fireplace!
"Erdan, look at this, this girl's family is rural, it meets your mate selection criteria, and other girls can't look at your photos and can't do it, how about I bring it back tomorrow if you nod your head?" Chun Tao took a photo, Yu Hai nodded, looking at it with clear eyebrows, not bad.
Yuan Erdan shook his head, "It's so good-looking." β
Chun Tao picked it again, "This appearance is not as high as that, but the girl is very kind, she likes to chatter, and after looking at your photo, she will fall in love at a glance, if you nod your head-"
Xiaohuo muttered in a low voice, "If this 'eye' could be used as an arrow, Uncle Erdan would have pierced his heart with ten thousand arrows, Mom, you also write novels, can the vocabulary not be so barren?" β
Chun Tao was annoyed and angry, and flew up and kicked her son's buttocks, "Is the homework done?" Did you practice horse steps? Have you finished reading your book? If you haven't finished anything, you're embarrassed to interject in the words of adults here? And you, too! β
Xiaoshuang pouted, she had to sit together if her brother made a mistake!
Yuan Erdan watched the two children slowly go upstairs with amusement, and there was something he thought was quite strange.
It seems that after the boss and sister-in-law came back from the sea one day, they rarely saw the Yu family's dragon and phoenix fetuses full of crazy play, they had more time to complete the homework left by their parents, Chun Tao and Yu Hai suddenly became serious about their children's education, Chun Tao always let the children read, and I don't know what kind of book it is, Yu Hai has to take time to teach the two children to practice kung fu every day, for children of this age, it seems that the requirements are too much.
"Sister-in-law, how old are they, there's no need to train like this, right?"
Chun Tao sighed silently as if she had thought of something.
She didn't know it, but since she and Yu Hai had opened level 5 permissions, then they must have all kinds of things in the future, not only do children have a lot of things to learn every day, but she and Yu Hai also have to take the time to learn, this is fate, if you want to be able to step on people in the future, you have to work hard to accumulate capital to not be stepped on.
"When you have children in the future, you will know, outsiders always say that the children of rich and powerful families are gentlemen, in fact, that is a small number of cases, more second generations, because they are born to face competitors are not ordinary children, so there are more things to learn and work harder, and the higher you climb, the more you will think so." Yu Hai explained for Chun Tao.
Yuan Erdan shrugged his shoulders, so he didn't want to find those with backgrounds, how happy it is to be an ordinary person, although a relationship failure did not make him hate anyone extremely, but he also had the idea of cherishing life and staying away from a certain generation.
"Don't digress to me, say that you are the blind date, what do you think of this girl?" Chun Tao held up the photo and tried her best to promote it, but she carefully selected it, and I don't believe that this kid can still find faults.
Yuan Erdan only glanced at it and didn't want to look at it.
"Sister-in-law, these girls you are looking for are too good to be suitable for me."
are delicate and delicate, and when they look at it, they can't help but think of that ex-girlfriend.
Chun Tao was furious, and just wanted to spray him for why he became so arrogant because of his scumbag predecessor. I heard a crisp sound coming from the yard.
"Big sister! The tofu you ordered is here! β
Chun Tao went to open the door, and there was a girl standing at the door wearing a black pants suspected to be a 70s flower cotton jacket and two big braids, holding a pot of steaming tofu in her hand.
"Hey, why isn't it the old king of the tofu shop?" Chun Tao asked suspiciously.
This is the compound, and the people who come in to deliver food are all military families at the door.
The girl lowered her head, but her eyes drifted unconsciously into the room, and the man who floated to the edge of the fire could not move his place, and replied with a promise.
"Uncle Wang's low blood pressure is uncomfortable, I'll send it for him."
"Give you money." Chun Tao took out the prepared change from her pocket and said thank you and wanted to close the door, but the big flower girl saw this and stuck one foot by the door with a fast movement. A faint appearance.
"Big sister. I'm a little dizzy, can I go into the house and sit? β
Chun Tao hurriedly put the pot and helped the girl into the house, this girl looked at it quite delicately. And it's a bit of an indescribable good temperament. It doesn't match this outfit at all. Sitting down on the sofa, Chun Tao poured her a glass of water, and she smiled embarrassedly.
"Big sister. You are busy with your business, and I will go away after drinking the water. β
Chun Tao looked at her several times, this girl's eyes are not slanted, why did she come in the door and didn't move the place, 45 degrees to the left, that place is two eggs except for the fireplace, is it so good-looking?
Yuan Erdan probably also felt this undisguised gaze, uncomfortable, he was wearing short sleeves, because he knew that the proprietress pretended to be a petty bourgeoisie and lit a fireplace, and she wore this when she came to her house, and it was not strange that the girl looked strange in winter.
Picking up his coat and draping it over his body, he stood up to withdraw.
"Sister-in-law, that's it for today, I'll go back first-"
Chun Tao was so angry with him that he finally couldn't stand it, and slapped the table, "Yu Hai, take him down for me!" β
Yu Hai really listened to his daughter-in-law, what did his daughter-in-law order him to do, and as soon as he pressed his backhand, Yuan Erdan was suppressed by him on the table.
Men often mess around like this together, Yuan Erdan's face was against the table, his hand was buckled by Yu Hai, Chun Tao stood up and stepped on the stool like a female mountain king, holding a photo carefully selected by her.
"The surname Yuan, if you don't choose it for me today, I'm not done with you!"
Yuan Erdan said in his heart that the boss's domineering spirit is better than before, and she still has a forced sales?
Before he could speak, the flower girl saw that he was being cleaned up like this, the cup was put on the coffee table, and she strode over, with an inexplicable momentum in her eyes, "You are not allowed to bully him!" β
She was an outsider in this room, and it was quite a joke, but as soon as she opened her mouth, Chun Tao only thought that she was frightened, and explained with a smile.
"He's my brother-in-law, it's not good to get married when he's old, I'll teach him a lesson, it's okay, you continue to drink water-" Hey, what's wrong with the water on the coffee table?
"Then you can't do this to him, what if your hand is broken, let go, let go!" The flower girl pushed Yu Hai away, ignoring the strange faces of Chun Tao and his wife, patted Yuan Erdan with concern, and touched his abdominal muscles without a trace.
It feels good, it's the same as she imagined, so satisfying~ Don't wash your hands when you go home at night!
"Ahem, thank you." Yuan Erdan was extremely uncomfortable, he didn't seem to know this flower girl who sold tofu, and she was too familiar, right?
"What, my name is Jia Bailian, I'm 26 years old, and I'm not married yet."
"Uh" Erdan's face was slightly red, what the hell was the feeling of the hand that just quickly brushed his stomach?
He is (βoβ)... 's expression, completely confused, Yu Hai and Chun Tao are also (βoβ)... expressions.
"That, Lao Wang at the door is my cousin-in-law's cousin-in-law's neighbor, so I am also a military dependent, I know that your name is Yuan Erdan and you are seeking marriage, three generations of poor peasants in my family, you look at me, no, I, I am not in the middle?"
"Medium ββ?" Yuan Erdan was stunned.
Yu Hai and Chun Tao were also confused.
Isn't this a special jump? What does it mean to self-recommend?
People just said casually in fright, and the flower girl was happy.
"You agreed, then I, no, I'll go back and ask my cousin-in-law's cousin-in-law, Lao Wang, to make a marriage report."
I have to say that I am fluent in Beijing films, and it is strange that I can't say it, this girl gives people a particularly incongruous feeling no matter her clothes or words and deeds.
"No, Miss Jia, I don't think it's right to do this, let's, we just met?" Yuan Erdan can't find the logic of speaking now, because this guy has no logic since he entered the house!
"Ahh You dislike me, no, I'm from the countryside? You look down on me for three generations of poor peasants, and you don't think you can climb high, do you? Why is my life so bitter, you are going to die! No, I'm going to die, eldest sister, what about your knife, if he doesn't marry me, I'll wipe my neck and die here! β
(To be continued.) )
PS: Thank you Xuanxue, I am a thief, I am a thief, I am a friend, and Shi Xiaoyu's peace charm~
How's that?,As the first high-popularity cp to appear after the end?,Did you poke your cute point?,Hmm,I drank too much and wrote.,But the logic is absolutely fine.,About the ins and outs of Jia Bailian, who is destined to be a second egg.,Please pay attention to tomorrow's "Just to Calculate You".
There are probably tens of thousands of words in the extra.,Everyone can chase it or not.,But I think the quality of the writing is okay.,So,Well,You still have to chase itO(β©_β©)O~