Chapter 36: Improving Posture
There is no doubt that the Yangtze anchovy can no longer form a population. If there is an anchovy on the market but the word "Yangtze River" is not typed, it is either artificially farmed American anchovy or Qiantang River Pearl River anchovy.
Many people who have never eaten it will think that anchovy is anchovy, and it will be different if you change places.
However, this is the case, the fat rate is too different, and the feeling after entering the mouth is actually a sentence: hate anchovy with many bones.
This kind of fish, which is called the "mixed river dragon", now which boat catches one in the east of Yanziji, you can call it at the price of 100,000 pieces.
The difference between the Yangtze anchovy and other close relatives and other shad is that the Yangtze anchovy can say to them very coercively: I'm not targeting anyone, I mean, you're all garbage.
"Alas......"
With a long sigh, Lao Zhang had some varicocele and felt a faint pain.
If you don't make an artificially bred American anchovy to deal with it, 300 yuan a pound doesn't seem to be expensive.
But after thinking about it, if he did this, before the Xie family made steamed Lao Wang, Chef Wang would definitely steam him first.
And Lao Wang is also very entangled, even stricter than Lao Zhang's varicocele.
He sat alone on the balcony of the house, smoking a smoky cigarette, and his wife had already finished watching the family ethics drama of the universe and fell asleep. In the early hours of the night, the old king of Benliu was lonely as snow in his heart.
"I'm this age, why pretend?"
Lao Wang took a long puff of cigarette, then tortured his conscience, and then came to a conclusion, "It's all to blame on that fish spirit." ”
Well, it's scientific, it's reasonable, it's pertinent......
The ancient dragon god who took you to pretend to fly with you is still cultivating, and although Lao Zhang is still delivering goods to restaurants every day, he looks a little unmotivated.
"Mr. Zhang, what are you...... What's wrong? ”
Miao Zhen shook his body and asked with concern in the co-pilot's seat.
Boss Zhang is the key to whether his spherical creature's annual income is classified as middle class or wealthy, how can he casually suffer a heavy physical and mental injury?
"Lao Miao, over the years, you have made a few Yangtze River shads, authentic."
The spherical creature was stunned for a moment, and then looked at Lao Zhang like a fool: "Mr. Zhang, you are joking." At my age, make anchovies? You can't be beaten to death by the master. Those who can make steamed anchovies in Guangling are at least fifty years old, and most of them are old men. Anchovy, the section from Swallow Rock to Jiyang, has long been extinct. In the years I've been in the industry, hey, an average of three or five a year, that's all God bless. ”
The more Miao Yi said that his eyebrows danced, the more Lao Zhang hurt, and the more his expression looked like he was in the late stage of constipation.
"Mr. Zhang, what's wrong with you?"
Miao Zhen also noticed that something seemed to be a little wrong.
"In other words, it's almost impossible to get wild Yangtze anchovies, right?"
Lao Zhang asked.
"Not necessarily, I didn't say it, there are three or five a year, and that's all God bless. But coincidentally, these three or five must have been caught by the Jiyang people's boats. Guangling Jinling is not at all. ”
"Why?"
"Hey, Mr. Zhang, you are dignified Xixi Fish Essence, why do you ask the layman? In the past, the Yangtze River anchovy was mainly on the water on the boat of Jiyang, because the anchovy nested there. The spherical creature said, "To tell you the truth, in my life, if I can make a steamed anchovy, I will not enter this business in vain, but unfortunately, it is impossible." Even if there is such a way out of the Yangtze River now, tsk, can it be tossed by me? If I had had anchovies and didn't pay tribute to my master, I would have been beaten to death by his old man. ”
Not......
Zhang Ze actually knew that this month was the time when the anchovies were in the Yangtze River, but the number was extremely rare.
Therefore, even if there is a neurotic anchovy in the Yangtze River, being able to catch it is similar to looking for a needle in a haystack. And even if there is, it must not be big, and the size of the fishing nets in the Yangtze River has been very ferocious over the years, and whoever is caught will die.
If nothing else, in the absence of the Candle Yin Great Dragon God's big move, the Seven Rivers Fishing Chief Ambassador is basically insulated from the anchovy.
But what if? What if the old dragon king comes to his soul with a big gift package? It's not for nothing, is it?
"I've got to get an anchovy."
Lao Zhang got on the highway, and after speeding up, he said this very seriously, and the spherical creature sitting next to him choked on his lungs with a puff of smoke at that time.
"Cough, cough, cough, ......"
Chef Miao was very congested, his eyes were very melancholy, and tears were about to fly out.
"Mr. Zhang, is it really fake?!"
You're a fish spirit, but you can't do that.
"Do you think I'm a casual pretend?"
Lao opened the corners of his mouth and grinned, then took a deep breath, "If we can even serve anchovies, how big do you say our dragon god aquatic products should be?" ”
As soon as these words came out, Miao Zhen pondered, and then nodded deeply: "I think Mr. Zhang can become the leader of Pingjiang aquatic products and the richest man in Jintang Town." ”
Well, it's good and powerful. Zhangzhuang is under the management of Jintang Town, although the officials of Jintang Town can't wait for Zhangzhuang to die. But at present, it seems that if Lao Zhang becomes the richest man in Zhangzhuang, the officials and men of Jintang Town should come over and kneel and lick, at present, Lao Zhang, the name of Xixi fish essence, can not let the old men look high, but as long as you dare to get rich, the old men dare to lick.
Of course, one day Lao Zhang became the richest man in Jintang Town, and the old man would not lick it, but slaughter it; If you become the richest man in the district, you will still lick it; If you become the richest man in Pingjiang, you will have to be slaughtered again, which is a kind of cycle......
After sending the goods and inspecting the progress of the construction period of the Dragon Temple, Zhang Ze hurriedly hid in the small black house and sent a text message to the old Dragon King.
"Lord Long, the rivers and lakes are in emergency, and now they urgently need a Yangtze River anchovy, can you have any benefits to help?"
After a while, Nuoji Sanfang 105 replied with a text message.
"What kind of fish is tarpon?"
The answer is not what you asked, why does Lao Tzu ask you a question, why do you ask Lao Tzu in turn?
"Bighead carp, one of the four great fish."
"What kind of fish is White Silk?"
"I don't know."
"What do these two fish have in common?"
"I don't know."
"So, you're stupid."
The air of ridicule on his face, Lao Zhang's finger joints holding Nuo Ji have turned white.
"Look, two kinds of fish are delicious, aren't they? But they're not rare, are they? It's easy to catch in the river, isn't it? So, the mana needed to catch them is the lowest, right? And now Ben Long lets you catch these two kinds of fish, and it consumes a lot of mana, right? So Ben Long is asking you a question now, are you mentally retarded? ”
Groove ......
Lao Zhang gently put down the phone, then stood up, slowly walked to the bathroom, closed the door, and then flushed the toilet: ", ah, ah, ah-"
After yelling for a while, Zhang Ze took a deep breath, opened the door, and picked up his mobile phone.
"So, Lord Dragon, do you have any plans for the old man?"
"It's not for nothing."
"Lord Dragon, you are tired, take care of ......"
"Remember to go out and collect some incense power this month."
"Don't worry, you will definitely perform in a crowded place."
"Although Benlong can't let you catch rare aquatic products now, Benlong can improve your chances of catching, have you recently had a few more beasts under your command that catch fish and shrimp?"
Brute? Isn't it just a beast that can't crawl out of a nest of mobile phones?
"The Dragon Lord means ......"
"Ben Long is going to improve your posture, oh no, it's knowledge. Wait, I'll hear you in the evening. ”
"Well, the Dragon Lord must help."
After sending this disgusting text message, Lao Zhang immediately clenched his fists and ran to the gym sandbag and played frantically for ten minutes.
"......"
In terms of heart and behavior, Lao Zhang is now very similar to the kind of silk chatting with the goddess, the only difference is that the old dragon king will not reply to a "hehe" or "I went to take a bath and go to sleep" for half a day.
Lao Zhang is very congested and depressed now.