The 114th itinerary of the disappearance of Taiwan tour
readx; Sure enough, that woman was the legendary betel nut Shih Tzu. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info In the past, betel nut Shih Tzu only lived in my imagination, but I didn't expect it to appear in front of my eyes now. They're hotter, sexier, and coquettish than I thought! I was embarrassed to look them in the eye, and I felt embarrassed!
I saw that the situation was wrong, so I hurriedly stepped forward to grab Chen Wenhai and said to him seriously: "Now is not the time to joke, go back to your position!" But Chen Wenhai was unmoved, but looked at me with disgust, as if he was blaming me for appearing at the wrong time, as if hindering him from doing great things.
"Miss, I'm sorry, the child is not sensible." I'm sorry to say to betel nut Shih Tzu.
The other party glanced at me, sneered, and said slowly: "Don't call me Miss, there is no such title as Miss in Taiwan, okay?" After saying that, he rolled his eyes and got out of the car.
I looked at the back of betel nut Shih Tzu and wondered in my heart: Did I say something wrong? Why are you black-faced at me? It's inexplicable.
Mr. Driver saw that I looked like a sloppy look, so he closed the car door, and said to me with a smile: "People sell betel nuts, and those in the dance hall are called young ladies......" The driver explained to me while gesturing, and he put his hands on his chest and made a chest shape, smiling very **, looking very obscene, so scared that I quickly returned to my seat without saying a word.
What, just got off the plane and encountered these inexplicable strange things, it's really a toss! Looking out the window at Binglang Street with red lights, I wonder why I think back to the hair salons on the mainland, will there be similarities between the two? I don't know. However, no matter what, you can't look at any profession with colored glasses, in fact, everyone has difficulties and is just a slave to life.
I thought that I could close my eyes and rest for a while, but I didn't expect the students to stop for a moment, they moved their eyes to the window and had a heated discussion, and many students asked me: "Mr. Huang, what is betel nut?" ”
I thought for a moment and said, "Betel nut is actually the seed of the betel nut tree, and it is a food that can refresh the mind. ”
"Is it delicious?" A female classmate asked.
I shook my head and explained, "Betel nut is not for children, only for adults." In Taiwan, eating betel nut has a long history. As early as the Kangxi period, it was recorded in the "Taiwan Prefecture Chronicles and Product System" written by Jiang Yuying, the first governor of Taiwan. Zhu Jingying, Taiwan's coastal defense during the Qianlong period, recorded the grand occasion of Taiwan's popular betel nut: betel nut eaters are both men and women, and they do not leave their mouths; After eating for a long time, the lips and teeth are black, and the eclipse at home is indispensable. Moreover, at that time, betel nut was the best choice for gifts. It can be seen that the status of betel nut in the minds of Taiwa compatriots is very important......"
The students listened attentively and asked, "What is the taste of betel nut?" Sweet or salty? Is it tasty? ”
"Betel nut is actually like an olive, but the former is raw, fresh, wrapped in leaves, served with some special lime powder, and eaten. However, the teacher had not eaten it and did not want to try it. Moreover, I heard that if you eat too much, you will become addicted, your teeth will turn black, and there is even a risk of cancer! So you can't eat betel nut, you can't try one, you know? ”
As soon as they heard me say "lime", "teeth will turn black", "carcinogenic" on the cowardice, a second ago to betel nut excitement immediately disappeared without a trace, however, they are still very interested in betel nut Shih Tzu, left and right to ask, asked a lot of questions about betel nut Shih Tzu, I surfed the sand, with a lifetime of talent to answer their questions, fortunately when I was about to parry, the driver said: "The hotel has arrived!" ”
After an hour and a half of driving, we finally arrived in the center of Taipei from Taoyuan Airport. We plan to stay in Taipei for 5 days and 4 nights, and the hotel is on Yongkang Street. It is said to be a hotel, but it is actually a homestay, which is a five-storey residential building with two units on the first floor, and we rented two floors, a total of four units, that is, four rooms.
The allocation of rooms is based on the standard of men and women, 4 men in one room, 10 women in three rooms, of which I and two girls in one room.
The room is really full of appliances, refrigerator, microwave, washing machine, everything, there is a feeling of staying in Taiwan's home, really home.
After taking a shower, I was already slumped in bed from exhaustion. Flip through your backpack and want to see what you'll be doing tomorrow.
After looking for a while, I found that something was wrong, where did my itinerary go? I obviously put it in my backpack, but I can't find it? Is it in a trolley case? I climbed out of bed and searched in my suitcase, sweating profusely and unable to find a trace of my itinerary.
Luo Kaixin came out of the bathroom after taking a shower, and when she saw me rummaging through the cabinets and looking anxious, she asked, "Teacher Huang, what are you looking for?" She wiped her hair with a towel and looked sideways at me. Luo Kaixin is a student in the next class, and her grades are also proud, and she has always been in the top ten of her grade. However, it is not her grades that are impressive, but her proud breasts...... Every time I see her, I feel that the development of children nowadays is too fierce.
"Ah, nothing. You're done showering, go and rest. I looked at her and smiled in reply.
In fact, I was very panicked, because I am a person who has a detailed plan for everything, and the itinerary of the trip is simply a talisman for me, with detailed scenic spot addresses and traffic information, and now I can't find it, I can't find the feeling of being able to find the tune, I can't find the direction, and the feeling of uneasiness is getting stronger and stronger......
"Okay, the teacher also rests early. I'm looking forward to playing tomorrow! Good night, teacher! After speaking, Luo Kaixin went back to the room to rest. I was left alone on the sofa in the living room, looking at the pile of clothes that I had picked up in a mess, and my heart immediately stopped.
Where the hell is my itinerary? If I can't find it, I'll be out of trouble tomorrow when I take the kids out, what should I do? What's worse is that you don't have a backup.
There was really no way, so I had to chat with Ning Shaoling and ask him for help.
"What to do!! My itinerary is missing!! ”
I didn't expect Young Master Ning, who had always been ignorant of me, to reply to me this time, although he only made a yawn expression.
It seems that Young Master Ning doesn't understand the seriousness of the matter, and I told him again and again how important the itinerary is to me, what important information is on it, and so on.
Who knew that guy would only pass me six words - if you come from, you will be safe.