No.381 Singing and dancing.
At two o'clock in the afternoon, the sensational dog meat festival is about to begin. This dog meat festival not only attracted the attention of many foodies, but also attracted the attention of those dog lovers who demonstrated and protested.
At first, they planned to break in and snatch the dog and lift the table, but when they arrived at the intersection, they found that there were patrolling policemen standing on both sides of the street, and if they innocently collided, it could be regarded as attacking the police, so they gave up their initial violent attempts, and even elected a few representatives to find the person in charge of the dog meat festival, Dawei, and negotiated with him.
But what kind of person Dawei is, they haven't seen it. You must know that although this guy looks like a fool, he is really not a straw bag, and it is not an exaggeration to say that he is full of economy. Debating with these so-called animal protection society people is almost a winning rhythm.
In the end, in desperation, the gang planned to force the collision again.
But before they could start, the private darts hired by David surrounded these dozens of people who claimed to be righteous. And then...... This group of people who are not even afraid of the police, surrounded by a group of sturdy men who resemble the underworld, don't even dare to let out a fart.
"There are so many logical people everywhere in the world." Dawei walked back to his temporary office and sat across from Wang Jian: "They never think about problems from other angles, they are simple-minded, and they boast of being highly educated. These idiots don't even know what higher education is. β
Wang Jian looked up blankly from a magazine: "What is higher education?" β
"You don't know, do you?" Dawei sighed: "I still treat you as a high-level intellectual
"I just don't know what you understand the meaning." Wang Jian spread his hands: "Everyone has a different understanding, some people understand it as having a lot of knowledge, some people understand it as having a good prime, and some people understand it as a pro-social process. β
Dawei stretched out his hands: "Don't be so serious." β
"It's a personality factor." Jiang Zhiyuan, who was playing with his mobile phone with Erlang's legs crossed next to him, also raised his head: "Can the plan succeed?" The two of you are here to discuss such an in-depth topic. β
Wang Jian pondered for a moment: "Although it sounds very unreliable, I still believe in their methods γ»γ»γ»γ»γ»γ»." Otherwise, you can figure out for yourself a more suitable one. β
"Ten minutes to go." Jiang Zhiyuan made a gesture to wipe his neck: "Whether I can survive or not depends on this time." Well...... By the way, if the plan doesn't work, a bunch of people die. Then you should also prepare for the end of the world as soon as possible, hide in which deep mountains and old forests to live a lifetime, remember to burn some money for me in the east of Qingming to the half of July, and burn a small western-style building for me. β
"You're talking more and more nonsense." Dawei rested his feet on the table and sniffed hard: "It's sunγ»γ»γ»γ»γ»γ» the smell of this braised dog meat is so fragrant, I can smell it." β
"Eat dog meat in this weather, wait for prickly heat." Jiang Zhiyuan smiled: "Okay, I'll go out for a walk, it's too stressful to sit here." When my sister comes, don't tell her about it, she lacks a string, and she will panic. β
"You're finally admitting that your hapless sister is missing a string?" Dawei turned his head to look at Jiang Zhiyuan: "Didn't you clean up her?" β
"Nonsense, if you have a sister who is missing strings, can you not protect it?"
"I don't have a sister who lacks stringsγ»γ»γ»γ»γ»γ» I don't have it. But the sister who lacks strings, I really have it. Dawei clasped his ears: "And Cheng DΓΉ, who lacks strings, is only higher than your sister, but one thing is better than your sister, my sister doesn't take herself too seriously." It's not like your sister sees the sky and treats herself as a golden branch and jade leaf. β
"The same rice, a hundred people." Wang Jian played a round next to him: "It's all normal." β
"I won't talk to you, I'll go out and step on it first."
After Jiang Zhiyuan left, Dawei turned his head sideways and threw a cigarette to Wang Jian: "Why does this kid look so nervous?" β
"I think it's normal because the tiger skin on his body gives him so much power. My dad used to say that a lifetime is like standing on ice and crawling forward, the more things you have, the warmer it is, but the easier it is to crush the ice and fall down. That's what he is doing now. After Wang Jian finished speaking, he touched his chin and hummed a long way: "Actually, now that I think about it, my father is really a strange old man with dialectical philosophical thinking." β
"Just kiddingγ»γ»γ»γ»γ»γ» you don't look at how famous he is." Dawei wiped his nose: "When the older generation of people heard the name of Brother Trinity, they couldn't help but tremble." It's called might, and how many years have passed, just hearing the name is so shocking. β
As he was talking, Liang Huanhuan suddenly rushed in with a bunch of girls, and as soon as he came in, he began to shout: "Let's go, take us to eat dog meat!" I brought all the girls here to eat dog meat! β
Wang Jian sighed and stood up: "I said where you ran all morning, you don't need to be so positive." β
A cute girl with a baby face and a few freckles next to Liang Huanhuan clapped her hands: "Wang Jian, I heard that you are engaged to my family Huanhuan?" β
Wang Jian shuddered and turned his head to look at Liang Huanhuan. But Liang Huanhuan flicked his finger to look at the ceiling, and didn't want to make eye contact with him at all.
"yes, they're engaged." Dawei stood up and pointed to the cheap ring on Liang Huanhuan's finger: "Look at it, the rings are all brought, you suspect a fart." β
"Okay, shut up for my sister! You have spring all day long, don't frighten people. Let's go, eat dog meat! β
After speaking, the group of girls were driven out by Liang Huanhuan in a noisy manner. And Wang Jian looked at Dawei: "Liang Huanhuan, this cowhide is also going to blow?" β
"Let her be a little bit, she's just a little girl." Dawei hugged Wang Jian's shoulder: "It's you, you grew up in the army without a father or mother since you were a child, except for training is training, you must be crazy." This day is actually very monotonous, bragging is a spice, after all, she is a little girl, vanity is still there, let her go. β
Wang Jian smiled: "I really can't see that you are so understanding." β
", I've always been kind." David grinned: "And sometimes you don't treat her too badly, this girl is very sensitive, occasionally send her a small gift, keep her so that the whole world can show off." β
"It's not good......"
"Don't worry, she still has a long way to go before she falls in love, she is just playing now, making up for what she didn't play when she was a child. So don't be sentimental. β
"Why am I so amorous......" Wang Jian wiped the sweat on his face: "Can you not smear my face?"
"Come on." Dawei pushed Wang Jian's head: "You scumbag like you." β
"If you touch my head again, I'll beat you."
"Come on, beat me, I'm not happy if I don't get beaten." Dawei beckoned to Wang Jian: "Beat me." β
Wang Jian shook his head and sighed: "Let you go." β
After walking outside, Xing Na still had people protesting, but their presence made the festival more and more popular, with more and more onlookers and participants, but they could not resist the temptation of traditional culture and the smell of food, and the number of foodies was overwhelming in geometric multiples......
"It's a good scene."
"Definitely, I invited a lot of celebrity chefs to make cameos today."
David straightened his clothes, walked to the place where the ribbon was cut, and began to babble a bunch of nonsense, roughly about the customs and delicacies of various places. At this time, the aroma of the stalls in the venue was already permeating everywhere, and the foodies still had the heart to listen to Dawei's fart, and their eyes were wide and round.
And this event invited 120 special chefs from all over the world, as well as gourmets from various countries. Dog meat is the main specialty, but it also includes almost all the world's most talked about food. From France to Japan, from Gibraltar to Kenya, from Iceland to the Philippines, there are so many unique flavors that you will be appetizing just by looking at them.
For foodies, being able to eat delicious food from all over the world without leaving home and half-sell and half-give away is already a great joy in life. So when the ribbon-cutting ceremony was over, at least 5,000 people poured into the place as soon as possible.
And when the first hexagram cannon battle sounded, the fountain spewed out a liquid with the smell of hops.
"Ohγ»γ»γ»γ»γ»γ» it's beer!" A big man from the Hairy Bear Empire cheered, regardless of whether it was clean or not, picked up the kettle he carried with him and filled a large cup.
David also said through the loudspeaker: "This is the first surprise, and the drink is completely free. Rest assured, we have been strictly sanitized and the beer that is sprayed will never be reused. β
Of course, this plan is the unreliable mention of the natural two. An hour after she pulled Kim away for analysis, she had already obtained information about the composition of those toxins.
And there are two kinds of things that destroy their activity - yeast and alcohol. It's the easiest and most efficient thing, so what's in it? The answer, of course, is draft beer...
This is also thanks to Dawei's eyes and hands, and in just a few dozen minutes, a whole six tankers were dragged from a brewery with poor efficiency, and a full forty tons of beer were loaded!
Of course, this costs money. But this money was not even a hair for Dawei's foundation, and it saved the brewery's life.
The beer in the three spouts brought out the aroma and a lot of foam, and the atmosphere reached its peak in an instant.
As the minutes passed, the toxins had long since been overwhelmed by the expelled beer, but so far no one had shown signs of poisoning. This also illustrates the fact that the plan of the natural two worked, and not only did it work, but it also seemed to bring about a series of chain reactions.
"It's so cool!" Liang Huanhuan took a glass of beer and dragged a large handful of barbecue meat to Wang Jian and Dawei's side: "My dream...... It's all you can eat and drink for free. β
"It's going to cost money." Wang Jian pointed to the meat skewers: "You robbed it?" β
"This is also money? Twelve strings are only six dollars! Five cents a string, there are more than five cents of meat on it. Liang Huanhuan wiped his mouth: "I won't talk nonsense with you, I won't be able to eat when it's late, these beasts are like dogs grabbing slots, it's too fierce." β
Seeing that Liang Huanhuan, who was full of joy, rushed into the crowd again to grab food, Wang Jian turned his head to Dawei with a smile and said, "How much did you lose?" β
"You're supposed to ask how much money you're making." Dawei hehe: "If you want to achieve the same effect with an advertisement of this scale, 100 million is indispensable, how much is this?" Including beer, 11 million, I am a child from a merchant family, how can I trade at a loss. β
At this time, Jiang Zhiyuan sneakily came over: "I'm ready, if we are not mistaken, that guy should also come over to observe his battle results." β
That's right, now that Cooper had just gotten into a cab and was about to come over to see the live broadcast of those cruel humans being punished, he was in a particularly good mood.
But when he arrived at the scene, he was instinctively stunned, and the buzzing in his head became a blank. Especially when he smelled the fresh and pleasant smell of beer, his heart suddenly surged, and his whole person fell into the brink of collapse.
The toxin was created by him, and he certainly knew what the weakness of these things was. That's why he put the balls with a water-soluble skin in the drain.
But who would have thought that γ»γ»γ»γ»γ»γ» pool that used to spray water would now start spraying beer! Beer! How can these nouveau riche mouth-faced Chinese use things brewed from grain to create a landscape effect! Don't they know that millions or even tens of millions of people in Africa are suffering from hunger?
"I've failed again." Cooper looked at the clean fountain and the yellow-green beer, swallowed his saliva, couldn't help but pick up the cup provided by the organizer next to him, bent down and fished a glass of beer from it, and took a sip: "Ohγ»γ»γ»γ»γ»γ» draft beer!" My favorite! β
But before he finished a glass of beer, his shoulder was suddenly pinched by an arm like an iron tong: "I want to talk to you." β
As soon as Cooper turned around, his expression was suddenly dull, and his face became pale at first, then green, then black, and finally gray and gray like a private person.
Wang Jian grabbed this guy with a smile on his face: "Follow me." β
"No...... I don't know ......."
As soon as Cooper wanted to play tricks, Wang Jian couldn't help but punch him in the stomach. This punch has no fancy internal force, it is completely a real punch, and there is no technical content like a hooligan fight. But even if there is no technical content, he can't stand Wang Jian's strength and hard bones. With this punch, the beer that had just been drunk squirted out of Cooper's nostrilsγ»γ»γ»γ»γ»γ»
"Follow me." Wang Jian said in a low tone: "I'll count three." β
Cooper seemed to be ready to resist: "I am an American, protected by American law!" β
Wang Jian is another real punch...... Cooper squirted again.
Then, Wang Jian punched the stainless steel trash can next to him with a threatening punch, but there was no sound but left a clear fist mark: "Don't say good things for the third time." β
When Cooper saw it, his eyes were about to pop out, and the whole person was honest at that time, and he lowered his head in despair: "You have to swear to God, you won't beat me." β
Wang Jian glanced at Cooper strangely: "Hehe." β
These two days are busy, so the word count will be one or two thousand less. In fact, 1 more than 5,000, two more 6,000, the difference is not muchγ»γ»γ»γ»γ»γ» tomorrow is relatively free, I will have a little more. οΌ