Chapter 22: Chat

Luo Tai knew that Sun Fatzi's idol was the star Liu Yifei, and his criteria for finding a girlfriend naturally put on Liu Yifei unnaturally, but the one in this photo was the real Liu Yifei. This kind of public figure Luo Tai naturally will not admit his mistake.

He glanced at Sun Fatzi, who was smiling, picked up the photo and looked at it carefully, and then said to Sun Fatzi: "Who are you looking for, don't say it's the same as the real thing." ”

Sun Fatzi reached out and took back the photo from Luo Tai's hand, wiped it on his chest, put it on his nose and sniffed it, and then smiled: "You don't care about it, in short, she is my girlfriend now." ”

Luo Tai smiled helplessly and took his words: "Fatty, seriously, we have to have a limit, Liu Yifei is your girlfriend, just tell me about it, don't let others know, people will treat you as a nymphomaniac." ”

Sun Fatzi raised his wine glass, touched Luo Tai again, and then said: "Aren't I just telling you, if I were someone else, I could tell him such an important secret?" ”

"Bullshit secret, you kid is hungry for alcohol, find a reason why you can't beat the eight poles, just come to me to drink." Luo Tai said, drinking his wine.

"Hehe, seriously, how did you think this picture was done?" Sun Fatzi asked.

Luo Tai nodded and said, "Judging from this synthesis technique alone, it is quite professional, and it can fool a group of people." ”

"That's fine. Did you know? Liu Yifei is coming to Jibei City, I heard that it is to promote what brand, and then hold a fan meeting, let's go when the time comes, let her sign this photo, it will be more perfect. The fat man said with a wave of excitement.

"Shall we?" Luo Tai shook his head and said, "Don't let us, when the time comes, you can go by yourself." This kind of fan meeting is attended by middle school students, and I have a headache when I think about the screaming scene. ”

"Nope." The fat man shook his head and said, "When the time comes, you must go with me." ”

Luo Tai put down his chopsticks and said solemnly: "I said fatty, you are not too young, can we be normal?" You said that your idol is Liu Yifei, I can understand, right, who doesn't have an idol? Even if you die begging Bai Lie yy she is your girlfriend, I will admit it. But you really act like this, especially this kind of brainless fan meeting, alas, I can't be with you. Hit you, like this kind of meeting, the organizer has already arranged the personnel, do you think that a person can come to Liu Yifei to ask for an autograph? Wake up, say something practical, it's time to go to work, talk to someone when it's time to talk to someone, next time you get a real girlfriend, I'll treat you two to a big meal. ”

Sun Fatzi also put the chopsticks down, and then said, "Why am I not serious?" You think I didn't do my job? Hmph, I'm not afraid to sue you, I can find someone to p this photo, and I promise to get Liu Yifei to sign it for me."

Looking at Sun Fatzi's confident appearance, Luo Tai was stunned for a moment, and he frowned slightly and said, "What do you mean, you really contacted the organizer?" ”

"Haha, smart. Let me tell you, Liu Yifei's meeting, our factory also sponsored a little, this time it is indeed like you said, the fans who met were all carefully selected, and there were only 100 people. I don't have a good relationship with the Liu Division of the Propaganda Department of our factory, hehe, I found such an opportunity to be selected as a hundred people," Sun Fatzi said proudly.

Luo Tai nodded, he admired Sun Fatzi's persistence, he said: "After going around for a long time, today you are looking for me to share the 'joy'." Alright," he said, holding up his glass and saying, "Congratulations on being shortlisted for the rank of 100 brain-dead fans, drink." ”

"Look at you, what a brainless fan," Sun Fatzi muttered with a smile.

"It's just brainless powder, do you drink it?"

"Drink" Sun Fatzi picked up the wine glass and drank it all.

"Tsk~~~" Sun Fatzi chirped, and then sighed and said to Luo Tai: "This Chinese female star, in my opinion, if it is divided by 'fungus', Liu Yifei must be a powder fungus." You see her walking posture, quite compact, completely different from that international camphor, not to mention the appearance, not to mention the appearance, not a matter of good looks, but otherworldly, can you understand the true meaning of otherworldly? Alas, it's hard for you to understand the way you look. This mundane refers to us like us, beyond this level, that is, why the star of the immortal can become a star, there is a saying"

Luo Tai stopped talking, because he knew that often at this time, it was time for Sun Fatzi to point out the country and promote the words. This time, Sun Fatzi started from the perspective of "fungus", and introduced the whole topic into the entertainment industry through guò otherworldliness, as if he was an agent who had worked hard in the entertainment industry for many years.

Sun Fatzi sprayed for half an hour, during which he drank three glasses of wine, while Luo Tai listened quietly. When the fat man stopped, he finally said a sentence: "Alas, fat man, if you can connect the 'fungus theory' with the otherworldly, you are also an NB person." ”

"Hehe, we have the theory, but it's a pity, God doesn't give us such a chance, let me tell you, if I have the opportunity to enter the upper class, hum, shopping malls, officialdom, casinos, we eat it all, no problem. But, that's what I just said, who told us that we don't have a good father, of course you are worse than me, you don't have a father. So," Sun Fatzi said with some emotion.

Luo Tai continued: "So, you come to me every time, because I am worse than you, and you have a sense of superiority in front of me. Your uncle's. ”

"No, no, that's not what I meant." Sun Fatzi hurriedly said: "Luo Tai, my fat man can't do anything else, I look at people very accurately." ”

"Quasi-fart."

"I'll really just say you, you kid has goods inside, I've long seen this. According to what I just said, you kid is not a layman, it's just that you don't have a chance. With the same chance, you have much more potential than I do. Speaking of this opportunity, it doesn't have to be anything. Maybe it's a nobleman, maybe it's a sum of money, maybe it's a coincidence, or even an incredible adventure, and it has its own arrangement in the dark. Don't believe this," Sun Fatzi said to Luo Tai very seriously.

If it had been before, Luo Tai would have naturally regarded Sun Fatzi's words as a fart, but now that he subconsciously moved his wrist, touched the watch, and experienced the movie world, how could he not believe that there were gods in this world?

Seeing Luo Tai's solemn expression, Sun Fatzi thought he was on the point, so he continued: "Also, your biggest problem is that you are too self-conscious, which means that your social circle is too narrow?" You're really waiting for the gold bricks to fall from the sky and hit you."

"If it was a gold brick, it would have been stoned to death." Rotai chimed in.

"Tsk, that's what it means, that is, sometimes, the opportunity is fought for by yourself, like you, who is two o'clock and one line all day long, you can't touch the opportunity, you have to get in touch with the society more, to get to know more people, for example, if the big boss sees you, hey, I think you're good, talk less and steady, give me a driver, isn't this an opportunity?" Sun Fatzi said.

"I don't know how to drive." Rotai said.

Sun Fatzi rubbed his forehead, and then said, "My God, will you wash the car?" ”

"Why should I go to give someone a car wash? I'm good at being this electrician. Rotai answered.

"I'm just making an analogy." Sun Fatzi said angrily.

Luo Tai smiled and said, "Actually, I understand what you mean. The key is that the two of us have different mentalities, that is, your realm is high, and I am content with the status quo. I'm quite content with my current life. ”

Sun Fatzi smiled, picked up the chopsticks again and took a bite of food, and then said: "Alas, it is sometimes good for you to be like this, there is no dispute with the world, 80% of the Chinese people are like you, so our country does not look at the number of people, it is very easy to manage." ”

Speaking of this, Luo Tai's heart was not good, the fat man must have turned the topic to national affairs again, he hurriedly said: "It doesn't matter, let's drink it quickly, we have to go to work tomorrow, and go home after this point." ”

Sun Fatzi smiled: "Okay, it's up to you today, but you have to accompany me one day when we meet." ”

"Damn, you're all selected, what are you going to do with me? Besides, I wasn't selected, and people wouldn't let me in. Luo Tai said bitterly.

"No problem, you go with me, just outside the jǐng ring rope, if you don't go, I don't have a bottom in my heart, what if I get excited to kiss Liu Yifei?" Sun Fatzi said.

"Cao, she's your girlfriend, kiss it." Rotai laughed.

Sun Fatzi was speechless, he pointed at Luo Tai with his finger, and he couldn't speak for a long time

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