"Ah Wan, Ah Tu, Ah Wan Tu Sirui Dog."

The smart watch in Xu Hao's hand rang a weird ringtone.

"If my sister comes to see me, don't come from that path, there are many poisonous snakes on the path, and I am afraid that I will bite my sister's foot. If my sister comes to see me, don't do the train come, the stream on the train. There are many hooligans, and I am afraid that my sister will be touched by others. If my sister comes to see me, don't make that plane, there are many rich people on the plane, and I'm afraid that my sister will live with someone else. ”

"If my sister comes to see me, she will come from that countryside, and there are only you and me in the countryside, and you can do whatever you want."

At the end of the ringtone, Xu Hao suddenly laughed happily: "This ringtone is good, it's good as the ringtone of my smart watch...... OK, the settings are all done, now, let me show off the smart watch that I bought in the 299 oceans! ”

In the morning, Xu Hao went to the mobile phone street to buy a mobile phone, and saw that someone at a roadside stall was selling a domestic smart watch, he looked at it, it seemed to be very good, so he paid for one.

As a new human being born in the 90s, Xu Hao, who is in his early eighteens, like most of the post-90s, pursues fashion, advanced and high-tech, so he bought a large-screen smartphone and bought a domestic miscellaneous smart watch from a stall. However, considering that he is about to go to Hengdian to pursue his dream of stardom, it is also appropriate to buy some face-saving equipment.

People rely on clothes and horses to saddle, in case one day it becomes popular.

Click, the strap closed, shook his wrist, and felt extremely handsome.

Suddenly, the screen of the smart watch lit up, and the ringtone rang: "Ah Wan, Ah Tu, Ah Wan Tu Sirui Dog......"

"Just put it on and call it?"

"Hey, strange, this number is so strange, 1818918, it should be the number of which operator, is it a salesman?"

Without thinking much about it, Xu Hao pressed the answer button, and a beautiful synthetic female voice sounded.

"Dear customers, welcome to the ChipPal V-RR780 entertainment watch. Before using it, please listen carefully to the instructions for using the Xinbao entertainment watch: Xinbao Entertainment Technology Group was founded in 3188 and is the world's largest entertainment high-tech product manufacturing base. The Xinbao series of entertainment watches is the first of its kind in Xinbao Entertainment, which adds super interactive entertainment technology on the basis of retro smart watches.

The V-RR780 is the latest version launched in 3296, and this watch not only inherits the stable performance of previous generations, but also uses a small nuclear fusion power unit to last forever with a single purchase; Nano-level virtual folding technology, ultra-large capacity memory to accommodate all possibilities; It also has a built-in super intelligent program, which can provide you with the most humanized personalized service.

For more entertainment functions, please explore by yourself during the use of the game, and please be sure to abide by the Global Civilization Convention and do not violate the laws and regulations of the local government during the use of the service. Finally, we wish you a happy life and a happy family. Xinbao entertainment, deliver happiness. ”

After the female voice finished speaking, the phone hung up.

Xu Hao, who was speechless, was left speechless, looked at his watch, rolled his eyes, and complained wildly: "Your sister's, the stalls are different, cheap and good, and they are also high-grade. Invented in 3296, you can still travel through a watch. What kind of nuclear fusion power, what kind of virtual folding technology, what kind of super intelligent program, if you don't blow it, you can die! ”

is complaining, can only the watch beep again, the screen lit up, a cartoon smiling face appeared: "Super intelligent program Xiaobao for your dedicated service, please wait for ten seconds, Xiaobao is trying to scan the use of the environment, Di Di, Di Di, the end of the scan, found abnormality." ”

The cartoon smile turned into a frowning expression: "Found abnormal, the time does not match the system preset, now in 2015, Xiaobao was produced in 3296, the result error is too large, Di Di, calculate the reason, Di Di, Di Di, the result has been calculated." In 3296, Xiaobao was in transit, the maglev car exploded, and the guide was out of order, and Xiaobao was rolled up by a time crack in 2015, and then was picked up, because Xiaobao's design appearance and function were retro, and it was sold as an ordinary smart watch, and finally came to the owner. ”

"What's the situation!" Looking at the muttering cartoon face, Xu Hao was messy, nonsense.

The cartoon face is full of smiles: "Don't worry, master, although the system preset time is wrong, the use environment is heavy, and many functions of Xiaobao cannot be used, but Xiaobao still has a leading level of technology in 1281, which can bring the best quality service to the owner!" ”

"Are you going to talk to me?" Xu Hao blinked.

"Yes, what does the master need?"

"Can you really talk to me? Uh, I mean, what kind of super-smart program are you? ”

"Yes, master, Xiaobao is a super smart program, but Xiaobao is not a complete smart program, and can only provide limited smart services with entertainment watches."

[Ya really talks to me in a good way, it looks like it's really a baby, maybe it's real! ] 】

Xu Hao was a little shocked at first, this little treasure actually talked to him. Xu Hao teased Microsoft Xiaoice on WeChat, but Xiaoice is definitely not so smart, and Xiaoice's dialogue is more like picking sentences to match. This little treasure can talk by voice, and he can answer in a very detailed way, which is incredible.

Swallowing his saliva, Xu Hao asked again: "This, Xiaobao, what are your functions?" ”

Xiaobao's expression thought for a while, and then said with a smile: "Xiaobao used to have a lot of functions, but it needs network support, and now in 2015, there is no future network support, and Xiaobao's functions are locked a lot." Now only a few simple retro features remain, as well as the most central interactive quest part of the entertainment function. ”

"Interactive tasks? Tell me more about it. ”

"Okay, master. Interactive tasks are the ability exclusively developed by Xinbao Entertainment for Xiaobao, Xiaobao can release some simple or difficult tasks to the owner, and after you complete it, you can get the corresponding prizes. There are five levels of interactive missions, ranging from one-star to five-star missions. At present, since you have not done the unlock quest yet, the interactive quest is only at the one-star level, and the higher-level quest can only be released if you complete the unlock quest. ”

"Well, well, you give me a one-star mission first." Xu Hao touched his chin and said.

Xiaobao smiled slightly: "Okay, the task is being created, Didi, according to the owner's interests and needs, the first task has been generated: [Win the first kill], go to Hengdian, and complete the first film and television drama performance." The reward for this mission is ......"

Before the words were spoken, Xiaobao suddenly frowned: "Considering that it is 2015, many prize owners cannot use it, and the use of prizes will be automatically changed. The reward for this mission is: a newbie gift package, which can open a lot of surprises. ”

"Such a simple task, isn't it difficult!" Xu Hao scratched his hair, "However, I bought a ticket to Hengdian tomorrow, and I can't complete it for the time being, Xiaobao, you can change me another task, preferably a task that can be done now." ”

"I'm sorry, master, according to the rules of use, Xiaobao can only post one task at a time, if the master can't complete it, you need to wait until the end of the ten-day task unlocking period before you can choose whether to change the task."

"I have to wait for ten days, it's really depressing. Forget it, if you can't change it, you can't change it, Xiaobao, tell me, what will the world be like in the future? ”

"I'm sorry, master, Xiaobao can only answer your questions about smart watches, and other questions are beyond Xiaobao's authority. However, if the owner unlocks the four-star task, you can choose to let Xiaobao release the task of the designated prize, and the master can learn about the future in the form of a task. ”

"Is that so?"

"In addition, Xiaobao wants to ask the master, do not tell Xiaobao to others, if Xiaobao falls into the hands of ambitious people, they will definitely find ways to crack Xiaobao's secret, Xiaobao can only choose to self-destruct in order not to disturb the process of world civilization. Xiaobao has a nuclear fusion device built into his body, and the explosion power is equivalent to that of a small nuclear bomb, which will bring very bad damage to humans. Please be considerate of Xiaobao. ”

"Holy, nuclear bomb! Don't worry, Xiaobao, I won't sue anyone, but are you sure you won't have a nuclear leak and irradiate me? ”

"Xiaobao has obtained the highest international safety standard ......"

All afternoon, Xu Hao was studying Xiaobao, Xiaobao is a high-tech watch of the future, and he was picked up by his own shit. However, Xiaobao is only an entertainment watch, and it is impossible to rely on Xiaobao to change the world, so you can only do tasks through guò and get a little benefit.

Xiaobao did not disclose what benefits he could get, but said that he would arrange some prizes that would be helpful to Xu Hao as much as possible in accordance with Xu Hao's ideals and specialties, so that Xu Hao's struggle would at least get twice the result with half the effort.

In short, 299 oceans, after buying Xiaobao, Xu Hao felt that he had made a lot of money.

……

Xu Hao is a native of Huaicheng by Hongze Lake, and has had the dream of being an artist since he was a child, and wants to be admitted to famous art schools such as Nortel, Chinese opera, and Shangju, but unfortunately he participated in two art examinations, and all of them failed without accident. Now eighteen years old, Xu Hao doesn't want to review anymore, so he plans to go to Hengdian to try his luck.

His parents couldn't persuade him, so they agreed to his plan to go to Hengdian.

In the past few days before leaving, Xu Hao was saying goodbye to some old friends and classmates, getting drunk a few times, holding hands a few times, and feeling reluctant to break off his past life. However, despite his reluctance, Xu Hao also resolutely decided to leave, for him, these eighteen years of life have been a failure.

I didn't get any results from studying, and I saw that my old classmates were all going to college, and I reviewed for a year, but I still couldn't pass the art school exam, and my professional course results were estimated to be only junior college. But in this era when college students come out to work as coolies, what is the role of a college diploma, it is nothing more than spending more money to make a living.

I didn't get any results out of the object.,The girl I like went to a key university.,As a review student who wasn't admitted to an art school.,I'm embarrassed to confess.,University,It's indeed the standard for dividing the two worlds.。

Full of a sense of loss.

Early the next morning, carrying a shoulder bag and dragging a suitcase, Xu Hao refused his parents and classmates to see him off, and went to the bus station alone.

The moment he boarded the car, Xu Hao turned around abruptly and opened his mouth to the bustling station.

When the words came to his lips, he swallowed them back quietly.

[Damn, I won't come back if I don't mix! ] 】