Why am I a matchmaker now? I looked at the balls in confusion. Just now, my student Lin Xuemei called me and told me that she had bought new clothes, and asked me to help her see if it fit Ning Shaoling's eyes!

"I'm not Ning Shaoling, how do I know!" I said angrily, and the pill on the side smiled and said, "When Qiu Wenchao chased you before, didn't you ask me this, ask me that, and even ask what color socks you are wearing today!" ”

(－?－; )

Seeing my speechless appearance, Maruko immediately wittily changed the topic and said, "Just look at it, you won't lose anything." On the contrary...... I'm worried about your vision, a good-looking girl looks good in any clothes, I'm afraid that you will point fingers, point to the east and west, and let the girl in the city become a village girl at the junction of urban and rural areas, that would be bad! ”

I didn't get angry, and roared angrily: "Li Kun!! I picked up the remote control next to me and wanted to have a meal of "rattan stewed pork", and when the two were fighting, my mobile phone rang again, and I saw that something was wrong: Lin Xuemei-FACETIME. That girl wants to video with me on her phone! I put down the remote control in my hand, picked up my phone, and jumped up and down nervously, thinking about what to do.

Maruko laughed heartily when she saw my appearance, and laughed so hard that her double chin reappeared, no, it had been upgraded to three chins.

I was so anxious that I jumped to her side, stretched out my mobile phone, and mouthed her, "How~?~What~do~ah~?" "One second, my heart was uneasy, but the next second, I could be sure that it was like ashes...... Because of the ball that killed a thousand knives, I pressed the connect button...... It's just "not a little guarded", the picture immediately showed the appearance of the other party, Lin Xuemei on the other end of the phone, looking at me with big eyes flickering.

When my mobile phone was imaging, Lin Xuemei exclaimed, looked at me happily, and greeted me.

I laughed awkwardly, feeling as if the muscles on both sides of my face were being pulled out by invisible threads. Maruko looked at me and giggled vigorously, pushed me hard, and whispered, "Don't act like an idiot, smile normally, okay?" ”

I'm still smiling brightly, but no one knows that my inner drama is →_→ Nima, how can I laugh, you stinky pig who kills a thousand knives, see how I will clean up the stinky balls! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

"Great, Xiaorou-sensei, are you home?"

"I'm at a friend's house!" As soon as I finished speaking, a big pig's head stretched out by Maruko, and her big cake face also entered the mirror, Maruko waved his hand and said with a smile: "Miss Xuemei, hello, I am your good best friend of Teacher Xiaorou, just call Aunt Maruko!" ”

"Sister Maruko!" Lin Xuemei responded delicately.

Maruko didn't expect this age at all (it's actually not very big!). can still be called sister, the body is weak, lying on the stage, looking intoxicated as if he has taken drugs.

I kicked the balls away and asked Lin Xuemei, "Is there something wrong with finding a teacher?" ”

"Teacher Xiaorou, are you convenient now? I bought a new set of clothes and want to wear them for you. Because Saturday is Shaoling's mother's birthday, our family has to go over to celebrate Ning's mother's birthday, so Lin Xuemei's shy appearance in the ......" video is like a girl who is ready to get married.

It turned out to be such an important thing! I quickly shook my hand and said, "No! I'm a person in my 20s, how can I see the same as you teenagers. My vision is not good, unreliable. ”

Lin Xuemei was not convinced, and said, "How could it be? I think Ms. Xiaorou has a very good eye...... From the first day I met Mr. Xiaorou, I liked the teacher's dressing style, fresh and natural, just like a girl who came out of the forest, unconventional, I really like Mr. Xiaorou's dressing, I have always wanted to find an opportunity to ask you for advice! ”

Maruko looked at me with contemptuous eyes on the side, vomited again, and didn't forget to whisper in his mouth and said: "If you say it well, it's a forest girl, and to put it bluntly, it's a village girl!" ”

I suppressed my soaring anger and said to Lin Xuemei seriously: "Okay, can you wear it for me?" However, my opinion is for reference only, there is not much reference value, and you should not take it too seriously! I smiled and said, Lin Xuemei on the other end of the phone was very happy, and while putting down the phone, she ran to the wardrobe on the other end to try on clothes.

I looked at the video and wondered what it was. In the other party's video, it looks like a huge white space, and the reason why it is said to be a huge space is because when I was talking to Lin Xuemei just now, I heard her voice still echoing. What's even stranger...... No matter where Lin Xuemei goes, there is always a light that follows her, just like the host on the stage, under the illumination of the light, it attracts attention. Maruko and I both thought it was strange, and after thinking about it for a while, we couldn't come up with results.

Lin Xuemei's child picked out in front of the wardrobe for a while, and finally found a set, took off the clothes on her body and began to try them on. The fair-skinned back was displayed in front of the two of us, which scared me and Maruko, and the kid was still on video with us! Why did you take off your clothes in front of the camera? I hurriedly shouted into the microphone: "Xuemei! Yukimi! Hurry up and get dressed, and you're gone! The video isn't off yet! ”

Lin Xuemei's hearty laughter came from the other end of the phone, and the girl didn't seem to care at all.

After a while, the balls had finished eating the two planet cups, and Lin Xuemei ran back to the camera, and the white spotlight still followed her.

"How?" Lin Xuemei lifted her skirt, she was wearing a white dress and short skirt, like a flower girl at a wedding, like a smiling angel who fell into the mortal world, Maruko and I were stunned, and felt that all the beauty in the world was concentrated on Lin Xuemei, the child.

Seeing that the two of us didn't react (in fact, we were stunned), Lin Xuemei ran back to the camera and asked worriedly, "Isn't it good-looking?" ”

"If I were Ning Shaoling, I would marry you tomorrow!" Maruko's eyes stared straight at the screen, as if she had been captured. Well, I'm on par with her, and I'm all like a dog who saw the goddess Lori's handsome guy Zhengtai. But this outfit really suits her, and it looks as cute as a princess.

I thought that Lin Xuemei would be full of joy when she heard Maruko say this, but she didn't expect this child to have another preparation, and said, "I still have a few new clothes in my wardrobe, let's try them for you!" Before he finished speaking, he rushed to the other end again, and then completely left the camera.

I turned off the volume of the microphone and said to Maruko in a serious manner, "I thought about it for a moment, I can't go on like this." Today I promised to help her choose clothes, tomorrow I will ask me to help her choose gifts, and then there will be other requests...... This is absolutely not possible, then it means that I promised to help her please Ning Shaoling! Do you know? I didn't say yes to her for a long time that day, and now it's like this again...... Ay! I don't want to get involved in this kind of thing at all......

"You can't do this, you have to help people to the end...... You can't give up halfway, who told you to arrange people to Ning Shaoling's side in the first place, you, the initiator, are now escaping from the battle, it's not good! Maruko raised her tail finger at me and looked at me with a look of "Sai Dai" (the lowest in Japanese: bad).

Maruko is right, in our plan, Lin Xuemei is indeed the "No. 1 heroine" I selected, but who knew that her city is so deep, the backstage is so big, and there are so many stories behind it?! I was about to refute Maruko, but I didn't expect Maruko to make a grimace at me, Nima, what the hell is this big pie face trying to do, is it under-rubbed? Looking at Maruko's throbbing eyebrows and crooked mouth, I suddenly felt a little uneasy in my heart...... Don't......

I looked over the phone and found that Lin Xuemei actually appeared in the camera, her round eyes full of tears, looking at me...... I thought to myself, I won't hear it all, I obviously turned off the volume. Before I could figure out what went wrong, Lin Xuemei choked up and asked, "Teacher Xiaorou, are you really not helping me?" ”