Chapter 01192 - Dong Ge's Ridiculous Trick (2)
"Dong Shi? She is so ugly, how can she perform beauty tricks? ”
Fan Li couldn't cry or laugh, how could he not know Dong Shi, that was a famous ugly girl in this area, and there was also a joke and allusion about Dong Shi's imitation, now Zhang Dong said that Dong Shi was the best candidate to replace Xi Shi to show his beauty, it was just talking nonsense with his eyes open.
Zhang Dong didn't answer his question, moved his butt back a foot, exposed a dead stump under his buttocks, and pointed, "Prime Minister Fan, what do you think of this dead stump?" Will it still survive? ”
Fan Li always felt that Zhang Dong was a little unfathomable, and today he had heard too much about Zhang Dong's miraculous deeds, and he didn't dare to neglect any of his questions, so he carefully looked at the dead stump in front of him, and touched it with his hand, and found that it was rotten and lifeless, so he replied without hesitation: "This is a pine stump, it has been many years, and it is estimated that even the root system is rotten, and it is impossible to survive." ”
"But do you believe that this stump can survive?" Zhang Dongxie said with a smile.
"I don't believe it." Fan Li replied without hesitation, "It's as if I don't believe that Dong Shi can be a candidate to show his beauty tricks." ”
"Then let you see what a miracle is."
After Zhang Dong finished speaking, he put his hand on the pine stump and blessed all the rules of the Wood Dao Heaven and Earth and some of the rules of the Immortal Dao Heaven and Earth that he had comprehended on this stump.
In an instant, the stump underwent a magical change, the root system regained its vitality, and a little emerald green color suddenly bloomed from the stump, slowly growing, and in just a few breaths, it grew to a height of more than a meter.
Fan Li was so shocked that his jaw almost fell off, his eyes almost fell off, his eyes were full of scorching light, his heart was beating wildly, could it be that he was a fairy? How could it be so magical?
"How? Now are you convinced? Zhang Dong withdrew his hand and said lightly.
"What kind of magic are you?" Fan Li carefully stroked the small pine tree that was still rising with his hand, his face was full of doubts and doubts, and he couldn't believe his eyes.
"It's not magic." Zhang Dong said lightly, "Miracles can happen at any time, it's just that you haven't found the trick." ”
"Please sir assist King Yue!"
Fan Li suddenly knelt in front of Zhang Dong and said expectantly.
Now, he has finally completely confirmed that Zhang Dong is a real strange man, if King Yue is assisted by a wizard like Zhang Dong, then how difficult is it to destroy the Wu Kingdom?
Zhang Dong waved his hand lightly, and saw that the wind was blowing, and Fan Li stood up involuntarily, he was shocked in his heart, and he didn't understand what kind of magic power this was.
Zhang Dongyao looked at the sky and muttered: "The peaks and mountains are like gathering, the waves are like anger, and the mountains and rivers are like Tongguan Road." Looking at the western capital, he hesitated. Sad, Shang and Zhou Jing Xing, the palace has made soil. Xing, the people suffer; Death, the people suffer. ”
"Xing, the people are suffering? Death, the people suffer? ”
Fan Li looked at Zhang Dong in a daze, with admiration and admiration on his face, this is the real hermit, with the talent to help the world, but because he sees things in the world too thoroughly, he is unwilling to assist anyone, and he is really lucky to know such a hermit. Thinking of the couplet that Zhang Dong recited earlier, his heart moved inexplicably, and he secretly said that he is a master who has attained the Tao, can see through the future, and can see through the general trend of the world?
Don't dare to think about it, he bowed respectfully, and said with admiration: "Mr. is talented, both civil and military, I admire it so much, but, Mr. said that Dong Shi is the best candidate to replace Xi Shi, I am stupid by nature, and it is still difficult to understand how to create this miracle?" ”
"You just have to say that you have chosen Xi Shi and Dong Shi, and tomorrow you will take them away, and I will naturally come and take Xi Shi away, and then you will understand why Dong Shi can replace Xi Shi." Zhang Dong smiled mysteriously.
The next day, Fan Li really announced that Xi Shi and Dong Shi had been selected, and then took away these two girls of the same age.
After a day's journey, in the evening, Fan Li and more than 20 guards camped to rest.
Zhang Dong appeared, like a ghost in Xi Shi's tent.
Seeing Zhang Dong at a glance, Xi Shi's pretty face appeared with a smile like a flower, and he threw himself into Zhang Dong's arms like a moth to a fire, and said happily: "I knew you would come, and I knew that you couldn't leave me." ”
Zhang Dong hugged this beautiful beauty tightly, let the emotion swell in his heart like a tidal wave, drowning him, swallowing him, and said softly: "Xi Shi, I am here to take you away, are you willing to live a new life with me?" ”
"I do."
Xi Shi looked at Zhang Dong with affection, a gorgeous red cloud appeared on her pretty face, her beautiful eyes rippled with a thick spring color that could not be dissolved, and her delicate cherry mouth became more and more delicate, and she replied without hesitation, without any dragging, although the days with Zhang Dong were less than a month, but this month was her happiest day, if there was no Zhang Dong in the future, she really didn't know what the meaning of living was.
Zhang Dong was happy in his heart, and kissed her passionately, until the kiss made Xi Shijiao pant and almost melted into his arms, he stopped this sweet kiss, and said softly: "Baby, go, let's go and say goodbye to Prime Minister Fan." ”
After speaking, he took Xi Shi and strode out, and walked straight into Fan Li's tent.
Fan Li invited Zhang Dong and Xi Shi to sit down on the blanket, looked at Zhang Dong with strange eyes, and exclaimed: "Sir, you are really elusive, I don't know how you entered Xi Shi's tent." ”
"The little skill of carving insects is not worth mentioning." Zhang Dong smiled indifferently, "If you call Dong Shi, I will turn her into a peerless beauty." ”
Fan Li's heart was excited, and someone immediately called Dong Shi in.
"I've seen the prime minister." Dong Shi is ugly, but very polite.
"Dong Shi, do you recognize me?" Zhang Dong said lightly.
"Of course I know, aren't you that magical fool brother Zhang Dong?" Dong Shi replied without hesitation.
"Dong Shi, I know that you dream of becoming a peerless beauty, and then marry into the palace nobles and live a rich and luxurious life, I can fulfill your wish, but you have to promise me one condition. This condition is also very simple, in the future, you only need to change your name to Xi Shi, that is, from now on, you are Xi Shi, not Dong Shi. Zhang Dongshi said in shock.
Dong Shi was stunned, Xi Shi and Fan Li were also stunned, they didn't understand how Zhang Dong turned an ugly girl into a peerless beauty, and he even asked Dong Shi to pretend to be Xi Shi weirdly, is there any point in this?
"The appearance is given by the parents, can it be changed the day after tomorrow?" Dong Shi asked excitedly.
"Actually, you are a peerless beauty, but because you are jealous of some evil thing, which makes your appearance ugly, as long as you drive the evil thing away, you will become a peerless beauty." Zhang Dongsha said.
(The third update, ask for a monthly pass, a red ticket.) )
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