No.259 Hello, father-in-law (I)

After Wang Jian went back, the first task was to hold a plenary meeting, although Liang Huanhuan didn't know where to go crazy with those girls, but this kind of thing, the difference between having her and not her is not very big.

"You mean my uncle is here now?" Lin Yaxuan's eyes widened: "This is also in line with his style." ”

"yes...... It's so sudden. Wang Jian covered his forehead and propped himself on the table: "I didn't expect this kind of thing at all, does your uncle have any preferences?" ”

"I don't know, the last time I saw him was at my dad's funeral, and I only saw him for a few minutes." Lin Yaxuan tried hard to recall the father of the natural two: "In my impression, he is a selfish, irresponsible and very eccentric person, who has almost never taken care of his sister, and even we almost forgot about him." "No.259 Hello, father-in-law (I)

Wang Jian had a terrible headache: "But no matter what people say, it's Ruolin's father, what should I do...... Beat him up and throw him out? ”

Speaking of this, Xiao Jin, who was sitting on the side and grasping Wang Jian's Qiankun pestle, raised his head: "I support you in doing this." ”

"No, if he does this, you will be able to take the position justifiably." Dawei watched TV with Erlang's legs crossed while peeling peanuts, and interjected from time to time: "Our young master Wang, dealing with the underworld forces is called a sharp, but when dealing with his father-in-law, he is a shriveled cactus." ”

"What does this shriveled cactus mean?" Wang Jian threw a cigarette to Dawei: "You can always come up with new words." ”

"This one, it's full of thorns, but it can't get up." After Xiao Jin gave an explanation, he pulled Wang Jian's Qiankun pestle apart: "This password is complicated enough, and this stick looks too weird." ”

Wang Jian pointed to the stick: "Be careful to poke yourself, what about Xiao Yiwen?" ”

"My sister went to bed early. How? Do you expect her to give you ideas? Don't think about it, she has to have that ability, and she won't be thrown five slap marks by her father in her twenties. Dawei leaned on the sofa: "This is still our sister Lin's more reliable, we are in addition to NO.259 Hello, father-in-law (above), I will even if he belongs to the category of normal people." ”

"You're barely human." Xiao Jin snorted coldly: "It's still a normal person, you can really think about it." ”

Of course, Lin Yaxuan actually doesn't have any constructive opinions. I just recommend that Wang Jian get up early tomorrow, clean up, and then cook and sit on a table of good dishes, and then take a taxi to meet the supreme father-in-law.

"If the mascot's dad worships money. You're dead. David smiled gloomily: "You have to know that the mascot and Bill Gates have a surplus." She fell in love with you, if it weren't for the fact that she owed you in her previous life, I'm afraid there would be no better explanation. ”

"I'm no worse than your mascot, and I also have a crush on Lao Wang, how do you explain it?" Xiao Jin raised his eyebrows: "How can my old king be provoked by an imbecile like you?" ”

Wang Jian held his head with both hands: "Don't make trouble, I'll go to sleep." ”

"Hmm. Get a good night's sleep and wait tomorrow for the bad news. ”

In fact, before the bad news came, Wang Jian's nightmare lasted all night. The sick mother-in-law and father-in-law in various TV dramas and movies have appeared in dreams, all kinds of forcible dismantling, all kinds of coercion and temptation, and even throwing a check to ask Wang Jian how much money he wants to let his daughter go.

When he got up early the next day, Wang Jian's eyes were full of dark circles and his body was sour, as if he had been raped by thirty female orangutans.

"Lao Wang. Early. ”

Xiao Jin raised his hand to greet Lao Wang, and there was metal scattered all over the ground next to her, and when Wang Jian took a closer look, he found that this guy had actually dismantled his Qiankun pestle......

"......" Wang Jian was a spirit at that time. I didn't react for a while: "What are you doing with it......"

"I can put it back for you." Xiao Jin nodded very seriously and solemnly: "I didn't sleep all night to dismantle it, this mechanism is so precise, more precise than most of the current precision parts combination, alien craftsmanship." But I can optimize it, increase the weight without adding volume, and the lethality, and I'm going to look into changing those spikes into ejectable, trust my manual ability, absolutely fine. ”

Xiao Jin is such a person, and she is particularly interested in these killing devices. And it's basically all copied.,And she's still an artilleryman.,Weapons modified by her.,The effect of reducing dexterity but maximizing power will appear.。

"Let me sleep." Wang Jian picked up Xiaojin and threw her back into the room: "Don't come out." ”

"Wait." Xiao Jin ran out again, brushing and pulling the components on the ground into a pile. Then he walked into the room: "I'll go to sleep, give me ten minutes." ”

Wang Jian shook his head, knowing that this guy was paranoid, so he didn't interfere too much, just walked straight into the bathroom, and returned to the room after tidying up, shirt, suit, autumn pants, leather shoes, and even a tie that had not been folded and thick black wool socks that he wore in winter. And sit upright, sitting on the sofa awe-inspiringly, staring at the morning sun that is about to come out in the morning!

"Wipe it......" Liang Huanhuan rubbed his eyes and walked out of the toilet when he saw Wang Jian, and the whole person was frightened: "What are you going to do?" ”

"Go to work." Wang Jian still didn't squint: "Go to work today." ”

"Mother, what's wrong with you? It's only past five o'clock. Liang Huanhuan stepped forward and touched Wang Jian's forehead: "You were scared out of neura by your father-in-law, right?" ”

Wang Jian didn't answer, just sat there upright......

"Lazy to ...... you"

After Liang Huanhuan finished speaking, he turned around and went back to the house to continue sleeping. When she came out again, it was already seven o'clock, but Wang Jian was still sitting on the sofa, his current posture was almost unchanged from two hours ago, and even his expression had not changed.

"Hey, I said." Liang Huanhuan probed and said to Lin Yaxuan, who was making breakfast in the kitchen, "You can treat him for this problem." ”

Lin Yaxuan walked out with pickles and leftovers from yesterday, shook her head, and said in a somewhat strange tone: "Because I care too much about my sister, there is no cure for this." ”

Then, the people in the room got up one after another, but no matter who they were, they would look at Wang Jian strangely when they passed in front of him, and Dawei even reached out and pinched Wang Jian's face: "Are you going to die?" ”

Wang Jian suddenly sighed deeply: "I don't know the bottom of my heart. ”

While he was talking, the landline phone in the living room suddenly rang, and Liang Huanhuan jumped over: "Hey? This is Noble Infertility Specialist People's Hospital. ”

"Stop making a fuss." The voice of the natural two came from the phone: "Is Ah Jian a mess now?" ”

Her adjective is really exquisite, Wang Jian's current state is not just a mess to describe it, where does the whole person look like a martial arts master, and he is a seriously ill patient with a nervous breakdown.

"No, I'm sitting on the couch watching the sunrise right now." Liang Huanhuan sighed helplessly: "Wearing autumn pants and woolen socks." ”

"Let him answer the phone."

Liang Huanhuan turned his head: "Lang Jun, your phone." ”

Wang Jian walked to the phone with his hands and feet. picked it up, and before he could speak, Natural Er first gave a loud kiss over the phone: "First, my dad is definitely not a snob." Second. My dad won't embarrass you. Third, I said I was pregnant, yours. ”

After Wang Jian heard this, his eyes were restored, and his tone was relaxed: "Huh? ”

"That's right, the turnips in the rotten field and the pot-bellied woman are late. Hey. Natural Er smiled a little treacherously: "Don't worry." Husband. ”

"That's right." Wang Jian let out a long breath: "Then I'll go to work first." ”

After speaking, he put down the phone and was about to go out, but just after taking two steps, Dawei grabbed him: "Are you going to die?" Wearing a suit and tie, with a pair of yellow and white plaid pants underneath, what are you doing? ”

Wang Jian glanced down and patted his head: "Yay? ”

Then, he slowly took off his autumn pants. Revealing the trousers that matched the suit: "I said how tight." ”

"It's still a hero." Dawei sighed deeply: "If you go out like this, you must have been hit by a truck and died." Roll off and wash your face. ”

After going to work, the 29th class, who met Wang Jian again after two days, suddenly found out. There is something wrong with today's big boss, first of all, when he is in class, he always pronounces the wrong lines, and then he always points the wrong name, and he seems to be a very good bully today.

"Big boss, are you so swollen?" During the recess, Ye Wen stepped forward and handed Wang Jian a bottle of nutrition express: "Didn't eat breakfast? Nutrition Express! ”

Wang Jian pushed back the drink and scratched his head: "It's annoying." ”

As soon as he said this, the gang of bad boys gathered around as soon as they saw the excitement. kept asking Wang Jian all kinds of strange questions.

"Big boss, did you make a girl belly bigger?" Cheng Hui asked worriedly: "This is so troublesome." ”

And He Rui pushed Cheng Hui with her elbow, and asked with concern and expectation: "Teacher Wang, have you fallen out of love?" ”

"I don't see it." Zhao Feng chattered in the back: "The old man watched the sky last night and found that the purple micro star and the Great Bear constellation were connected in a straight line, which is the happy pulse. I'm afraid that there is no big boss? ”

Wang Jian waved his hand: "Don't worry about it, it's annoying." My father-in-law came, so I had to pick him up in the afternoon. ”

"Father-in-law......" He Rui's face turned pale at that time: "I...... I...... Will he let you break up with Teacher Mother Wang? ”

Teacher Mother Wang...... It's the first time I've heard this title. But Wang Jian didn't care: "I don't have this experience at all......"

"Wait!" Li Nuo squeezed in from the crowd: "Big boss, the slave has a plan!" ”

Wang Jian raised his head blankly: "Tell me?" ”

"You take your father-in-law to the xx bar, there is a lady sitting on the stage, call three or five, and when the spring breeze comes down one night, his legs are weak, and when the time comes, don't you look at your good son-in-law How pleasing to the eye?" Li Nuo smug thought that he had a good plan: "This trick is very original. ”

This time, not only Wang Jian, but even He Rui and Ye Wen glanced at Li Nuo, and Zhao Feng said with a voice in his mouth: "This trick is suitable for dealing with brother-in-law and father-in-law...... Be careful that the old man's body can't bear it, three or five is too much, and one or two are about the same. ”

"What kind of students did I teach?" Wang Jian leaned on the podium: "Okay, okay, hurry up to class, I have to set off after class." ”

Not to mention He Rui's thoughtfulness, after she saw Wang Jian being troubled, she took off her small talisman sachet with a girl's ** from her neck and hung it around Wang Jian's neck: "This is a very spiritual talisman begged for by the Fire Temple." (To be continued) RQ!!