"What? You want to fire me? There are no doors! Ah Mei pouted, a pair of big eyes widened, and his hands were crossed on his waist: "Please, you are a big man, how can you talk without talking!" ”

I spread my hands: "I don't have a job now, I don't have an income." ”

Ah Mei's eyes rolled, and he smiled: "But I don't have to pay my salary!" Someone has already made an advance! ”

"But I don't even have a place to live now." I still shook my head.

"Cut! Don't fool me! Ah Mei very jīng clearly poked my excuse: "You are such a big person, you have no place to live, you can go to rent a house, but sleep in a hotel, in short, you can't sleep on the road!" Even if you live in a kennel, I, as a conscientious caretaker, will be by your side. ”

"Don't make a fuss, Ah Mei." I frowned and said, "Don't follow me, if someone from your company asks, you just say that you still follow me, and no one knows anyway." ”

"You think it's that simple!" She deliberately stared at me with an idiotic gaze: "If the company is so easy to fool, I still have to run around with you?" Come on! The company is not a fool! It's not so easy to deceive! I want to keep a record of your daily life, your diet, and your physical condition, blood pressure, heart rate, weight, and nutritional status every day! And report to the company every day! The company also checks on my work from time to time! Do you think this rice bowl is so good?! ”

I sighed, unable to contradict her.

During my few days in the hospital, she did a lot of check-ups every day. At first, I thought it was a hospital check-up, but later I realized that many of them were her work.

"Reports can be faked." I said lightly: "I don't say that you don't say it, the ghost knows!" ”

Ah Mei thought about it seriously and looked at me secretly: "Are you really willing?" If you don't want me to take care of you, you still pay me a salary...... I've never seen anyone as stupid as you. But then she seemed to hesitate for a moment: "No...... The risk is too great. The company will check, not afraid of 10,000, just in case! If I accidentally miss a horse's foot, I'll be fired! To be on the safe side, I'll follow you honestly. ”

I was overwhelmed by this jīng Ming stubborn girl.

And the most important thing is that after a few days of getting along, she took good care of me, and the relationship between the two was very harmonious, and it was really difficult for me to turn my face with her.

"Whatever you want! I'm going to stay in a hotel now! A bed! You're going with me, too? ”

"Okay!" Ah Mei actually nodded really, with a heroic and righteous expression: "I'll just sleep on the floor!" Anyway, the job pays so well, and sleeping on the floor is worth it! ”

"I'm convinced!" I sighed, thought for a while, and suddenly remembered the property company that I had blackmailed, and they also promised to arrange a rental house for me! Take out the phone and dial the number immediately.

When the person in charge of the property company heard that it was my phone number, he actually breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly asked me where I was, and asked me why I hadn't contacted him about the house in the past few days.

I tapped a few words on the side, and then I realized that he was afraid that I would regret it. And these days are the time when the commercial building where I had an accident has placed large-scale advertisements to attract investment, and he is afraid that I will go back on my word to expose that matter, but it will be miserable.

Under the trend of interests, people's work efficiency is unusually high, we discussed it on the phone, and we can immediately go to see the house, the location is not far from my current location, and it is also a quite noble community.

To be honest, I'm very happy.

In that community, I know, the housing prices are very expensive, and the rent is quite expensive.

If I keep my nightclub job, there's no problem. And now that I've lost my job, I can't afford not to think about the price.

Fortunately, when the property company was blackmailed, the rent had already been negotiated, which was very cheap!

Without saying a word, I immediately stopped a taxi with a cardboard box and drove to the agreed place.

Naturally, my little tail still follows me.

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"This is it!" I took a look around the house and was quite satisfied.

Two bedrooms, newly renovated, two bedrooms facing south, lots of sunlight, and a spacious and bright living room. The only fly in the ointment is that the toilet is a little small, but fortunately I don't have the habit of soaking in the bathtub, and I am very satisfied to have a shower at home.

There is a ready-made set of furniture in the house, which is simple, but enough. It was sent by the real estate company, although it is not a brand-name high-end goods, but the quality is OK.

Obviously, this is a set of "single apartment" type of house for some urban white-collar workers, but I don't care, I like this place very much, the community is very quiet, the surrounding traffic is good, there is a supermarket downstairs, and life should be very convenient.

The person from the strata company and I met for the second time, and he was obviously confident in the house and knew that I would accept it. And it can be seen that in order to understand this trouble as soon as possible, he has indeed made a bloody investment.

The rent is 30% lower than that of a house of the same grade, and all property management fees are free!

Just as I was about to make a decision to pay, Ah Mei suddenly shouted, "Wait! ”

Then this little girl jumped up and ran in front of the guy from the property company, pouted and said, "This house is a big problem!" ”

Then he opened his mouth, and he had to pick out countless faults like a machine gun:

For example, the floor is the tenth floor, which is very problematic in Xiao Nizi's mouth, she said that according to the urban environment we live in, the location of the tenth floor is about 30 meters above the ground, which happens to be the exhaust layer in the air! Air pollution in the city, car exhaust emissions, are generally suspended at this height, which has a great impact on the human body......

Then he accused the two rooms of being south-facing, but from a certain angle they were blocked by the opposite building, and the daily rì time would be two hours shorter.

In this way, the more I talked, the more Shengsheng said that such a house, which I was already very satisfied with, was full of faults, and in the mouth of her Miss Amei, it simply became a tofu scum project full of quality problems.

Although the person from the property company is also very jīng, he is obviously not the opponent of the sharp-tongued Ah Mei in this regard, and after being snatched by her, he was anxious and angry, and his face turned red. Ah Mei accepted it when she saw it, and then when the other party's anger was about to reach the critical point, she threw out a sentence unhurriedly: "There are so many problems, you can give in a little more on the price!" ”

In the end, under the coercion and temptation of this small money fan, the people from the property company actually agreed to waive my water and electricity bills for half a year! I also received a year's worth of Internet broadband!

After signing the lease contract and paying the deposit on the spot, the guy from the property management company finally came to his senses, gave a thumbs up to the little money fan, and sighed: "High! It's really high! ”

Then the guy ran away with no one in his face.

The little wealth fan watched him leave with satisfaction, and then turned his head to look at me, still in a tone of teaching children, and shook his head: "Chen Yang, a guy like you is simply too good at passing rìzi!" Spending money lavishly, is it true that your money has fallen from the sky? ”

Ignoring my stunned look, she slammed into the living room couch and exclaimed cheerfully, "Finally a nest!" ”

Then the little money fan turned his head and looked at me very seriously: "My distinguished customer, in the next period of time, before you fire me, we will live under the same roof!" Then he sighed again, and said in a tone of envy: "Alas, this house is so good...... You can find such a nice house, it's really an eyesore! ”

I pouted: "What are you angry about?" If you want to live with me, let's clean up first. The windows have to be cleaned, the floors have to be washed, and there are quilts, towels, toothbrushes, etc., etc., and many things have to be bought. ”

"Ahh The little money fan jumped up from the sofa and stared at me: "That's right! I'm your personal caretaker, not your maid! I'm just a nurse who takes care of your body and your injuries! May not be included as your babysitter! I don't do the housework! ”

I deliberately shook my arm with a plaster cast: "Do you think I might do the housework by myself like this?" Luckily, this is piped natural gas, otherwise, I'm afraid even the gas tank will have to be carried by you! ”

A sly smile appeared on Ah Mei's face: "This is your problem...... It's better if you do things to make the injury worse...... So that I can continue to stay with you as a nurse. ”

This cunning Niko!

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After leaving her luggage, Ah Mei went back to get her things, and she had to go back to the company to make a work report. By the way, she also had to go to the supermarket to buy me some groceries - of course, I gave her money. More than just money for things, she asked me to pay her a tip. She even made a list of all the chores except for her nursing job.

For example, do laundry, ten dollars at a time.

Cleaning, ten pieces at a time.

Cooking dishes, ten yuan at a time, parentheses: If she has to cook one or three meals, you can appropriately play eight and a half discounts.

But then fortunately, I cleverly added one, and the reward for cooking rice was wrapped in washing dishes!

At that time, the little wealth fan had a very helpless expression and sighed: "You guy is learning so fast!" Looks like I've made less money! ”

I was in a cold sweat...... What kind of girl is this!!

I've never met a girl who is so careful about money!!

However, her price list is fair, I calculated that it was much cheaper than my part-time worker, and I agreed after thinking about it.

Of course, I also wanted to take revenge on her, so I deliberately made a malicious request: "Then help me warm my bed, how much is it once?" ”

This time her answer was very simple, just one word:

"Phew!"