Sister Feng didn't say a word of explanation, and opened her mouth to scold: "Stupid pig! If you become a woman, won't you turn other women into men? How many or how many are necessary? Tens of thousands of times stronger than being a beggar villainous emperor!"

I can't be so stupid as she said, I'm a man, what else can I be? Am I happy to make myself a man or a woman?

Sister Huang also helped Sister Feng speak: "Husband, a man has done enough, when he is a woman, he knows what it is like to be a widow?

I'm so annoyed, a good man, you have to let me be a woman, do you say depressed?

Sister Feng put on a big shelf, but she didn't wear a phoenix robe, and ordered in the tone of the empress of the family: "Sister Huang will build a fairy house, the husband will wait for the sex change, and I will go to obtain the sex change fairy law." ”

Sister Huang first proposed: "Sister Feng, have you forgotten? My immortal method has failed, and I can't create a fairyland." ”

Sister Feng had already thought about it, and she said clearly without being verbose: "Why not? Won't you draw a fairyland map in the air?"

This seems to make sense, Sister Huang also wanted to give it a try, but failed three times, and blamed it for thinking about a man in her heart, and there were too few opportunities to have sex with her husband, so she didn't leave a child for so many years!

Sister Feng didn't listen, the more she listened, the more chilling she became, and she couldn't help but scold me: "Dead pig! ”

I was not afraid of her, and I had to reply fiercely: "Did I kill the pointed head?" I didn't blame him for stealing and eating other people's baby eagles, so he was ...... Are you a psychopath? You can't have a baby in your teens?"

Sister Feng was so far away, she slapped her, was held tightly by Sister Huang, and shook it and said, "Don't fight! Hurry up and create a fairyland, and have a sweet year with your husband, isn't it?"

I was far away, staring at people unforgivingly: "Sister Huang, I only sleep with you, Sister Feng has a bad temper, take a break for the time being!"

Sister Feng glared, her face was not a face, her nose was not a nose and asked, "Am I the empress or are you?"

When did the little white girl lie on my back, bury her head tightly in it, plug her ears with her hands, and shout: "I'm annoyed!"

Sister Feng and Sister Huang looked at each other, tiptoed, pounced on both sides of my back, and shouted without grabbing anything: "Little white girl, if you have the ability to come out, Sister Feng will immediately turn you into a man!"

The little white girl will be in the east and the west for a while, and the place where she speaks cannot be settled. The approximate content is: "You don't need to change, I have handsome officials around me!"

Sister Feng hated it so much, she was very jealous in her heart, she didn't expect that such a young woman would dare to compete with her husband and king; she was so faceless that she shouted loudly: "My husband is mine, and you will never be able to touch it!"

Sister Huang waited so hotly that she turned around and shouted: "Sister Feng, hurry up and build a fairyland, let's lock her out, and think of a man in vain!"

These three women, thinking about men, are going crazy! If I am not around, will I get lovesickness?

The little white girl flew into my ear and whispered: "Husband, men have lovesickness because they can't see the woman they miss, their brains are like Sister Feng's, their energy is highly concentrated, and they are formed by entering a kind of thought;

"What did the little white girl say? I'm talking about women suffering from lovesickness, how can it be involved in other people?"

She didn't have to struggle to answer: "Husband, men and women are the same......;

Sister Feng saw my mouth move, knew what was going on, didn't want to take care of it, touched it from her head for a long time, pulled out a decorative head flower, and there was a pin under it, and the top was a peony, which was beautifully made......

I stared at it with my fiery eyes, and Sister Huang pointed at the side and commanded: "According to the eight characters of my husband's birthday, it is good to sit in the east and face west." ”

Sister Feng was very stubborn, she couldn't listen to the language that was unfavorable to her, so she pulled her face and said, "Am I the queen of the family, or am I the husband?" ”

I don't even know when I was born, how could Sister Huang figure it out so well?

Sister Huang held back her words, thinking about it, she had to persuade Sister Feng: "According to your birth date, you can only give birth to a lot of girls, don't you want a boy?"

Sister Feng laughed for a while, and disagreed: "This is superstition, if you really want to have a boy, don't leave your husband for a second, let happiness reach the peak, the husband and wife are completely free, and the birth is definitely not a girl!"

Sister Huang tried her best to convince Sister Feng, so she could only endure this evil breath and said: "I don't care, how you want to build it!"

Sister Feng is very annoyed! She must go her own way! There is a posture that dozens of cows can't pull back; she takes off the pins and draws more than a dozen dwarfs in the air, all of them sitting on peony flowers......

Sister Huang couldn't stand it, so she couldn't bear to ask, "What are you doing with dwarfs?" Do you like to have a lot of children like this?"

Sister Feng didn't get angry, and said calmly: "This is not a dwarf, it is a child born to me, all of them are healthy and grow like peony flowers." ”

I'm really convinced of these two women! It's so troublesome to build a fairyland: "You can build it! I'm leaving!"

Sister Feng stared at me with vicious eyes and shouted: "Dare! stupid, isn't it? The wife and the two are waiting, and what are you doing to build a fairyland when you leave?"

The little white girl shouted on my back: "It's so annoying! People build fairyland and wave their big hands, like a mirage, hanging high in the air, how can they be like you?"

Sister Feng knew that it was a sound coming from my back, and if she caught enough, she couldn't catch it, so she roared sharply: "Dare to fart again!

The little white girl was really scared, and she was so scared that she didn't dare to squeak......

Sister Feng's fairyland was drawn, and the peony flowers were moved to the painting, flashing, everywhere, blooming very brightly, and shouting: "Sister Huang sings love songs!"

Sister Huang really shouted to the sky: "Hey-" cleared her throat and hummed: "My brother is on the opposite side, across a river, my hands are stretched out, I can't reach it; I miss my brother during the day, I miss my brother at night, and in the end I am the next one; Mo Nai! Mo Nai! How can I live without my brother? Tears are damp and hot, invite an immortal to come, I can't unlock this lock......

This song of swelling was sung for ten minutes, and Sister Feng ignored it, moved the painting into the air, and turned it into a fairyland......

No one marvels, and no one can find praise......

Sister Feng had to admire herself, comparing herself with a dog's paws: "Ah-so beautiful! There is such a good place, are you still worried about not having children? I want to go in with my husband......"

Sister Huang tugged on my left hand, touched left and right on my back and asked, "Where is the little white girl?

Sister Feng didn't care, she took my right hand and shouted to her back: "Little white girl, die! Don't look at it when you have sex with your husband!"

No one squeaked after shouting for a long time, I don't know where the little white girl is......

I could see it, but I pretended to be confused, they couldn't tolerate it anyway......

Like a hostage, they escorted me into the fairy room, and the most uneasy thing was the door, and they pushed and pulled hard to make sure that there was no problem, and then came to the side of the big bed, which was shocking!

This double bed is a large peony flower, and on it sits a dwarf, five inches tall, about equal to thirteen centimeters......

Judging from the dress, she is a little girl, with two braids tied on her head, tied together, easily placed behind her head, wearing a floral skirt and a pair of embroidered shoes, giving people a very incongruous feeling.

Sister Feng didn't say a word, she just shouted: "Little white girl, I'm going to kill you!"

Sister Huang frowned and didn't understand: "Is the little white girl like this? What if I make a mistake?"

Sister Feng raised her hand high, put it down gently, stared at it with bright eyes and shouted, "Hey, little dwarf, what's your name?"

The little dwarf walked up and down by the peony bed, trying not to hear anything......

Sister Feng's face was damaged, and she put her mouth into her ear and shouted, "Can you hear me?"

The little dwarf covered his ears with his hands and chirped. The voice doesn't want to be a little white girl, and it's a bit rough.

Sister Huang gave full play to her imagination: "Just look at her dress and know that she is a woman, and listen to her voice like a man?

Sister Feng was busier than anyone else, and shouted at the door: "Little white girl, here, come and talk to her." ”

There was no response inside or outside the house, and I don't know where the little white girl was......

Sister Huang showed a suspicious gaze and stared at me for interrogation: "Where did you hide the little white girl?"

What nonsense! I can't find anything strange? It's not that the little white girl doesn't know the situation, and it's always in your sight......

Sister Feng told me to find her, otherwise, sex would be affected.

How could Sister Huang wait so long? Holding it all the time, she grabbed the little dwarf in her hand, hurried to the door and opened it, gritted her teeth and threw it out, saying, "Don't disturb people!

I didn't see the dwarf make a move, but I threw it out anyway, and came back in a panic, and pushed me down on the peony bed, before I had time to kiss......

Sister Feng stared at strange eyes and shouted, "The little dwarf has come out of your cuff!"

Sister Huang glanced at it and shouted in fright, "What a wicked door, how could it not be thrown out......?"

Sister Feng is annoyed?"Can you tell the little dwarf about this kind of thing?

Sister Huang grabbed the dwarf tightly and replied to Sister Feng's words: "Can she understand what I said? ”

Sister Feng shouted at the top of her voice: "Little white girl, come out quickly! The little dwarf is waiting for you to translate?" There was no response at all......

Seeing Sister Huang open the door, she shouted loudly: "Little dwarf, go to death!" As soon as she finished speaking, she threw it out......