Chapter 42 A girl with a 100% favorability
After a roundtable discussion with a three-person group last night...... I, Maruko and Lin Xuemei have adjusted their battle plan - from now on, we are committed to making Lin Xuemei a girl with 100% favorability of Ning Shaoling! This is simple to say, but it is difficult to operate in practice. Because first of all, the first point is to find out what type of girls Ning Shaoling is interested in.
Before figuring this out, I'll intervene a few things: In fact, after sending Lin Xuemei away last night, I had a deep midnight conversation with Maruko (I stayed at Maruko's house), after all, some things can only be discussed after Lin Xuemei leaves. I said to Maruko that we seem to have forgotten the crux of the matter.
As soon as the pill was instructed, he clearly understood, and said, "Ning Shaoling is GAY." ”
I nodded and said, "In that case, we are still here to discuss what type of girl Ning Shaoling likes and what type of girl she will have a good impression of...... Isn't it just a waste of effort? ”
Maruko grimaced at me, not quite satisfied with what I had said, and she said, "Then why did you take this case in the first place?" Why did you say that you were going to help Lin Xuemei? Looking at her disdainful eyes, it was as if she was scolding me for "don't wear such a big hat if you don't have such a big head."
"At the beginning...... At the beginning, ...... "I was struggling," I didn't just want to give it a try...... And you still support me in saying that you can only move forward, not backward......"
"That's what I said at the beginning, but I also told you that the current situation is: on one side is Yan Xiuqun, the director of the Education Bureau, and on the other side is Lin Xuemei, a good student...... You can't throw away the two hot potatoes, so you have to die both horizontally and vertically, and you have to choose a better way to die, so it's still a dead one! ”
I rolled my eyes at the balls fiercely, and the eyeballs almost fell out, but I didn't expect the catastrophe to come and this guy patted his ass and flew away first, I shouted angrily: "Don't you want to complain about me now!?" Hurry up and find a way, you say it's too late to let go now? I really regret taking these two stubbles, now I can't eat enough, I can't sleep well, I stand aggrieved, sit awkwardly, and I am distressed about everything. ”
Maruko shook his head and said helplessly, "Do you want to restrain yourself from the precipice?" Daydreaming! I'll sue you, you'd better forget about Ning Shaoling's homosexuality and treat him as a genuine straight man! Only by deceiving yourself in this way can you implement our plan, otherwise, if things don't work out, you will have to struggle and suffer for the rest of your life. No one will be able to help you then! Maruko waved his hand, disdainful to look at me.
"What, how can you erase the fact that he is GAY, isn't this self-deception?"
"Your dead Libra personality is like this, just a bad person, in an emergency, hesitating, just accept and refuse, and in the end you will wronged yourself." Maruko continued to mend the knife, completely ignoring my gloomy mood. But Maruko's analysis is reasonable, I am indeed that kind of person - wavering, not knowing how to refuse. This is also the source of Libra's entanglement. But now it's too late for me to come to the horoscope analysis. I am facing the most embarrassing situation in history - I know that Ning Shaoling is GAY, but I assisted Lin Xuemei, so that Ning Shaoling has a good impression of her, and there is a comic artistic conception of knowing that there are tigers in the mountains and preferring to go to the tiger mountains.
╮(╯▽╰)╭ Maruko sighed deeply and said, "Don't be entangled, if you continue to entangle, you will twist into a twist." ”
Me: _(:зゝ∠)_
╮(╯▽╰)╭Seeing me sticking to the ground like a dead body, Maruko smiled and said, "Don't worry, this doesn't have me." What do you think of the strategies we just discussed? ”
"Huh? Oh...... Those, it's all good. "I said with no confidence, it's not that there is a problem with the idea of the pill, in fact, I can't pass the pass in my own heart, can I really hide the truth that Lin Xuemei and Ning Shaoling are GAY?
Maruko saw through my mind and said, "I know what you're thinking, but you can't do that." Thinking about success, but afraid of obstacles, since you promised Miss Xuemei, you shouldn't give up on yourself and sit still. Give it a go! Girlish! ”
I didn't expect that it was Maruki who instilled chicken soup on me this time, so I immediately got up, hugged Maruko's elephant leg, and called my aunt and grandmother a few times.
Finally, in the middle of the night, I discussed a few plans with Maruko, and I thought it was reliable and universal. In this way, Maruko succeeded in saving me from the tangled thread with her eloquent words. This is the general situation of me and Maruko after Lin Xuemei left. I have to pull myself back to reality, because if I continue to dwell on it, I will only end up in a situation that is not pleasing to both sides.
Therefore, in the first part of the plan, first find out what kind of girl Ning Shaoling has a good impression of. No matter what a person's sexual orientation is, he always likes and dislikes things, even if Ning Shaoling is a GAY and likes men, but in the face of thousands of women in real life, cute Lori, charming and charming girls, beautiful scholars, literary young women, etc., etc., there is always one that he can barely accept, as long as he does not feel disgusted, there is the possibility of liking it, in this way, it is possible to break Ning Shaoling's wish!
So...... Which type of girl does Ning Shaoling prefer? If I ask him, the risk is quite high. That kid is clever, if something is detected wrong, won't our plan be ruined? So this operation can only cross the river by feeling the stones, and in the end we decided that in order to make Lin Xuemei a girl with 100% favorability of Ning Shaoling, the first step is to take the route of literary and artistic young women.
Maruko always said that young women in literature and art specialize in treating all kinds of disobedience, as long as they look up at the sky at a 45° angle, a faint sense of sadness is enough to kill people in seconds. Therefore, I discussed with Maruki how to dress up Lin Xuemei as a literary young woman (no, it is too inappropriate to say that a literary young woman, Lin Xuemei is only in her 15s, how to say that she is also a beautiful girl), Maruko summarized a few important points, I wrote them down one by one, and told Lin Xuemei through the video, the child is smart, he understands when he hears it, and his learning ability is also strong, so he immediately dressed up, and Maruzi and I both admired her action.
The next day, I came to school early in the morning, because Lin Xuemei was waiting for me in the classroom, asking me to see her new look, I pushed open the classroom door with anxiety, and almost didn't recognize her.
Lin Xuemei put down the ponytail that she had always tied up, and her shawl-long hair was scattered on her back, long and straight. She turned her eyebrows into a Korean-style eyebrow style, slightly drooping and cute. On the already snow-white skin, a touch of red lips adds a retro atmosphere. Moreover, Lin Xuemei also brought a pair of gold-rimmed glasses with round frames, and her literary and artistic value soared in an instant.
What amazed me even more was that she was wearing a modified school uniform! Yes, I read that right, the original knee-length plaid skirt was changed by her into a high-waisted long skirt (I don't know how she did it)!! The shirt is loosely tucked into the waistband of the pants, and a dark green knitted shawl is draped over the shoulders. This is simply the latest Men and Artists collection of dresses this fall!
I walked to Lin Xuemei's position, and a clear breath like nature rushed towards me.
The windowsill is filled with succulents and small potted plants, like a small botanical garden. The sun shines through these flowers and plants, shining on Lin Xuemei's broken flower tablecloth, and there are several books on the table that have nothing to do with textbooks, such as Haizi's "Facing the Sea, Spring Blossoms", Zhang Ailing's "Love in a Fallen City", as well as "Norwegian Forest", "Siege", etc., and there are even Lei Guangxia's treasured CDs...... In addition, there is also flower tea brewed on the table, which is full of fragrance, and the gold-glazed white European-style teacup shows the aristocratic temperament.
And Lin Xuemei, holding a cup of tea, leaning on the chair, looked slightly sad, as if she was a person with a story, when the years passed quietly, she made a pot of flower tea and tasted it slowly, her eyes were full of loneliness.
Lin Xuemei's literary disguise has already made me marvel, I didn't expect her to be so accurate in the handling of her expression and demeanor, I thought to myself, the literary and artistic young woman is really unconvinced, and there is a good show to watch now.