Everyone will always have a few friends or relatives around them, who are serious or serious or shy in front of strangers, but when they are in front of acquaintances, they will become like sperm patients running out of a sperm hospital, with a big grin, without any regard for their own image.

Song Jun looked at Song Xiaoyue's laughter with his hands on his hips, he felt a little annoyed in his heart, and a little embarrassed, he stood up and walked to the door and rubbed Song Xiaoyue's dog head dotingly, and reprimanded in his mouth: "Kicking the door in the middle of the night, like something!" ”。

Song Xiaoyue grinned, grabbed his arm, dragged him downstairs, and muttered: "Why are you so long-winded like my mother, I've been waiting for a long time today, you can accompany me to watch!" ”

"Daddy is asleep?" Song Jun followed Song Xiaoyue and asked with some trepidation.

Song Xiaoyue looked at him playfully: "Why, are you afraid that your father will know about such a glorious thing?" Don't worry, our dad has to go to work tomorrow and go to bed early! ”

Although it is not a shame to go to the limit, Song Jun still feels a little awkward to be seen by Song Dad, and after hearing Song Xiaoyue say that Song Da slept, his face became calm, and he asked casually as he walked: "How do you know about my upper limit?" ”

"It's all over the Internet, you're my brother, can I not pay attention!" Song Xiaoyue said with a look of disdain, feeling that Song Jun was asking knowingly, so as to satisfy the vanity in his heart.

Song Jun calmly played Song Xiaoyue's brain, and said with a pretending face: "I know that you feel very honored to have such a handsome brother as me, but usually pay attention, don't go around promoting that I am your brother, for example, secretly taking photos of my life and sending them to my neck, saying that I was the grass of the whole class when I was in high school, and the female classmates in your class wrote me love letters and other facts." It's easy to be jealous of ......"

Song Xiaoyue covered her head and looked at him innocently: "Brother, are you suggesting that I do this?" I'm a principled person, so I wouldn't do such a low-to-explosive thing. ”

However, just as Song Xiaoyue could easily see that he was lying, he had lived in a family with Song Xiaoyue for more than ten years, and he could easily see the lack of heart in Song Xiaoyue's pretending to be innocent, and then remembered the candid shooting behavior that appeared on Song Xiaoyue when he was in Suzhou.

This girl. I don't really want to upload my photos online.

The corners of his mouth twitched, and Song Jun asked as if it were real or fake: "Then what's the matter with the photos you posted online?" ”

"Huh? Brother, do you know that I sent your photo to gay? Song Xiaoyue covered her mouth and exclaimed, with an expression that she didn't expect Song Jun to "actually go shopping", and her eyes were shining.

"Did you really pass it on? And it went to gay, right? Stinky girl, I'll kill you! A man's low growl rang out in the hallway.

"Ouch...... This trick was taught to me by Sister Ann! Song Xiaoyue hurriedly let go of Song Jun's hand and ran downstairs.

"Slow down!" Song Jun looked at this Song Xiaoyue with a smile and a smile, and reminded helplessly.

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"Hey, brother, eat!" Song Xiaoyue helped Song Jun peel the orange with a flattering face and handed it over.

Song Jun stretched out his hand to take it expressionlessly. After learning that Song Xiaoyue secretly photographed him to test the pixels of the iphone6, he snorted and said, "I shouldn't have bought you a mobile phone before!" ”

"Brother, I was wrong, send the photos gay, it's all taught to me by Sister An!" Song Xiaoyue said with a look of shame, and sold An Rushi without hesitation.

"Hurry up and delete the post, it's not like you don't know that my brother is a straight man."

"En, don't worry, I'll delete it the next day after I send it!" Song Xiaoyue nodded violently. remembered that when she sent Song Jun's photo to the gay bar, countless left messages asking for contact information. A little smile appeared in his eyes again.

"Hmm!" Song Jun nodded majestically, it wasn't a serious matter in the first place, and he quickly gave up his calculations.

"Brother, I beg you something?" Song Xiaoyue's expression was a little embarrassed.

"What?" Song Jun looked at her warily.

"There are a few female classmates in our class who like you very much and want you to sign autographs......"

"No problem, let's talk about it tomorrow."

"I'm going to school tomorrow, you can ......sign it for me now," Song Xiaoyue chirped. Just about to get up and go to the room to get a notebook, he glanced at the TV, moved his ass back to the sofa, and said excitedly: "Brother, the show has started!" ”

"Oh!" Song Jun didn't care. But in fact, I was a little nervous, the last time I was on the limit was not counted, but this time it was his variety show debut.

The color TV at home that I bought seven or eight years ago has been replaced by an ultra-thin large-screen LCD TV, and the brother and sister sit on the sofa and watch the TV quietly.

"Welcome to watch the extreme challenge, this program is exclusively sponsored and broadcast by Tmall Global......"

"Open smartphone, two minutes of charging, five hours of talk ......"

After spending dozens of seconds to finish the advertisement according to the convention, the style of the TV screen changed, and two backs standing on the pontoon appeared on the screen, coupled with the passionate BGM of "Half Demon Inuyasha", and in an instant, a tall momentum came to the face......

"Brother, it's you, and Sister An, 233......" Song Xiaoyue shouted as if she had won five million, and shook Song Jun's arm violently, although the camera was deliberately blurred, Song Xiaoyue still recognized the identities of the two people on the bridge at a glance, An Rushi didn't say it first, just the outline of Song Jun's head was like a bright light in the night, which was easily seen by Song Xiaoyue.

"Watch TV!" A smile appeared in Song Jun's eyes, but he said in a serious tone with a straight face.

"Eun!" Song Xiaoyue answered obediently, and then looked intently.

The extreme challenge of this issue was originally filmed temporarily for the purpose of advertising Zhu Xian, so after the editor used the back kill and passionate BGM to forcibly improve the grade of the show, the camera quickly shifted to the front of Song Jun and An Rushi, and then the camera zoomed in, and Song Jun's handsome face and stupid and cute head appeared on the screen.

Then a low and vicissitudes of life-like voiceover sounded: "He is the emperor of the Daqian Dynasty, Song Jun." ”

After saying this, the screen switched, and An Rushi's beautiful face appeared on the screen: "She is the holy queen of the Daqian Dynasty, An Rushi." ”

The camera zooms out slightly. Pulling Song Jun and An Rushi closer to the camera at the same time, the voiceover with a mysterious flavor continued to sound: "However, no one knows that in his previous life, his name was Zhang Xiaofan (a red arrow appeared above Song Jun's head, and he was PS on Zhang Xiaofan's hairstyle and clothing in the Zhuxian anime). Her name is Baguio (a red arrow appears on the top of An Rushi's head, and on top of the arrow, the word Baguio is written)".

The sound is low and vicissitudes, and finally fades away, and the picture returns to calm.

Then, a clip of Zhu Xian was played on the screen at the right time.

Song Jun is not a good screenwriter, so there is no way to condense the entire 1.6 million words of Zhuxian into thirty or forty episodes of TV series, but because of this, the anime Zhuxian on TV retains the original taste of the original book. It's hard to take your eyes off it.

The content of the clip is the scene of Zhang Xiaofan and Baguio's second meeting:

In the deep garden, there is a small flower that is born in the night breeze, with crystal dew on the pink and white petals, and then Zhang Xiaofan, who looks almost exactly like Song Jun, appears in the camera, looking at the flower, with an obsessive smile on his face.

At this moment, a slender jade hand seemed to reach out from the depths of darkness, glowing with a faint luster refracted by the moonlight and starlight. Reached over the flower and snapped it off.

Zhang Xiaofan frowned. He looked at the owner of the hand, and then saw a young girl in a green dress, standing there, putting the flower in her hand to her nose, and sniffing it deeply.

When this scene appeared on the screen, even Song Jun, who was the maker of Zhuxian, couldn't help but be amazed. Under his brain, An Rushi who appeared in the camera at this moment was as beautiful as an immortal above the nine heavens, as if it was not like everything in the world, with smart colors all over her body.

is different from the stiffness of ordinary 3D characters, An Rushi in the clip is both in action and expression. Or the appearance, it was extremely natural, she just stood there, making a gesture of smelling the flowers, as if she was about to come out of the screen, with a thrilling beauty.

Song Xiaoyue breathed carefully, staring at Baguio on the screen, as if she was afraid that the sound of her breathing would startle away the fairy inside.

"This flower is blooming so well, why did you break it?" Compared with Baguio, which seems to have its own beautiful aura, Zhang Xiaofan in it undoubtedly looks much more ordinary, although his appearance is equally handsome, but under Song Jun's brain, he inexplicably has an ordinary taste (on the importance of atmosphere rendering).

The girl glanced at Zhang Xiaofan, her eyes were calm like water, and she vaguely revealed the girl's coquettishness, and said in a soft and calm voice: "I picked this flower, it was the flower that was lifted up, and I smelled its fragrance, which was the fate of this flower in the third life, how could you know that you are a layman?" ”

The Baguio on the screen is already beautiful, coupled with her temperament and words with personality, the charm value is even more breakthrough in the sky, from Song Xiaoyue's eyes that can't be taken away for a moment and involuntarily imitate the girl's expression, it can be seen that after watching this scene, it is estimated that the character "Baguio" will have a lot of fans again.

The conversation on the TV continued, and I saw Zhang Xiaofan say: "This flower was broken by you, even if you don't even have your life, how can you be happy?" ”

Song Jun's appearance and Song Jun's voice appeared on TV at the same time, making Song Xiaoyue, who had just gotten rid of An Rushi's charm, look at him, and feel a strange feeling in her heart, and then her eyes fell on the screen again.

Baguio glanced at Zhang Xiaofan: "You are not a flower, how do you know that it will not be happy?" ”

"You're not a flower, how do you know it's going to be happy, maybe this flower is in pain at the moment, ah, you see, there's water on that flower, maybe it's crying out in pain......"

Baguio was stunned for a moment, and then laughed, this smile was like a hundred flowers blooming, so that the people sitting in front of the screen only felt that their eyes lit up, "Tears? …… Haha, tears, it's the first time in my life that I hear a big man say dew drops as tears of flowers, and I laugh to death......"

Zhang Xiaofan's face was red and he couldn't speak, but when he saw that the girl's waist was bent when she was smiling, her face was feverish, and she forced herself to say, "Then, what's the matter?" ”

When Baguio heard this, and looked at him again, the laughter was even louder, and the crisp whisper echoed in the quiet and deep garden, adding a bit of warmth.

Seeing this scene, Song Xiaoyue and Song Jun both seemed to be infected, a smile appeared on the corner of their mouths, and their eyes were still staring at the screen.

I saw Zhang Xiaofan stomp his feet in annoyance, turned around and left.

didn't take two steps, only to hear the girl in green behind her voice, the camera gave a close-up of the girl, only to see her delicate face with a little smile, the voice is also with a smile, the voice is pleasant and crisp: "Hey, you wait a minute......"

And then...... The show ended the clip very deadly, and the picture on TV returned to Song Jun in a dragon robe and An Rushi dressed as a queen.

"Gone?" An Rushi looked at Song Jun and said with some annoyance: "I'm looking at addiction, why not?" ”

"How do I know?" Song Jun shrugged innocently, and the picture made up in his brain was indeed very attractive after being dubbed with BGM and characters, but he was not a director, how could he decide the length of the Zhuxian clip.

Song Xiaoyue sat on the sofa angrily, watching the introduction of the Great Qian Dynasty to Zhuxian on the screen, and couldn't help but be a little discouraged.

In fact, similar to Song Xiaoyue's complaint, it also appeared in many people who were watching the extreme challenge at the moment, because the painting style was too abrupt, although Song Jun looked like Zhang Xiaofan, and An Rushi looked like Baguio, but the costumes and the play were completely different things.

The reason for this effect, in addition to the fact that Zhu Xian itself is excellent, is mainly because the occasion on which this clip appears is a bit special, and he made some howls before he appeared, so the audience was particularly engaged.

The director also seemed to notice this, so after playing the Zhuxian clip, he started an advertisement, and then casually gave a background introduction to the Daqian Dynasty, laying the groundwork for the follow-up extreme plot, and diluting the audience's sense of loss a lot.

So, when Song Jun said to the lake, "Queen, look at that bigmouth carp, does it look like a director?" When she said this, Song Xiaoyue, who was still a little angry just now, "fluttered" and couldn't help laughing. (To be continued......)

PS: It's going to be a change tonight, I believe everyone has adapted to it, sorry!