Chapter 1238: Quacks

The bamboo pole youkai came from the carriage behind.

"Fresh, there are still people who sell baldness medicine to monks these days. The bamboo pole monster laughed.

Doctor You laughed, "My lord, you're short-sighted, aren't you?" Look at the people on this road who don't have neat hair. Besides, the master has this pursuit, I happen to have this plaster, we are wolves meet embarrassment, blind cats meet dead rats, Wang Ba is against mung beans, needle tips are against wheat mang, and shit shell lang kicks ball with the same smell......

"What a mess. The bamboo pole monster couldn't help but fall out when he saw his idiom and after the break, and was dizzy.

This Central Plains person has a level of speaking.

"Why is it a mess, the master's head wants to be messy, then there must be capital. ”

Doctor You came up with a smile, "Master, my medicine is effective in three times, and the four sticks ensure that your hair is like that willow tree and grows strongly." The price is not expensive, one post is five, and the five posts are discounted as long as twenty. ”

The old monk was puzzled, "Four posts are good, why are five posts discounted?"

"The first four posts worked, and the latter one naturally didn't work. Doctor You took the opportunity to approach the old monk and pointed to his signboard, "If you see it, you don't want money." ”

The old monk suddenly felt that this is what he meant.

"Master, how about it, come to Wuti?" You Yi looked at the old monk happily.

The old monk waved his hand, "No, no, the monks need six clean roots, let alone so many hairs on their heads." ”

Doctor You's smiling face stiffened, "Don't you ask anything, isn't this making me happy to be poor, you master, you are too unkind." ”

He spoke so loudly that passers-by around him couldn't help but look sideways at them.

The old monk was displeased, "You can eat medicine indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense, where am I not merciful?"

Doctor You Zhenzhen said: "Time is money, time is life, what is it that you delay my time, not to make money and kill your life?"

"I..." The old monk really didn't know what to say for a while.

He has been in prison for so many years, and he has devoted himself to studying Buddhist scriptures, and he has long been pedantic, and he is no match for these flamboyant tongues.

The bamboo pole monster stepped forward and pushed away the traveling doctor, "Don't be like these people, let's catch up first..."

"Oops. As soon as the bamboo pole monster touched the traveling doctor, the traveling doctor's body flew out with a "whoosh", fell to the ground, and rolled again.

"Murder, monk murder!" the doctor shouted.

The bamboo pole monster was stunned for a moment, met the old monk's questioning eyes, and hurriedly waved his hand, "No, I don't, I'll touch it lightly..."

The little monk believed in the bamboo pole monster, he glanced at the doctor with disdain, and said, "You are a langzhong, and you also touch porcelain part-time?"

Seeing the pedestrians coming and going turning a blind eye, the doctor said: "Isn't it difficult to make a living, one more livelihood is also one more security." ”

He sat up, "I don't want much, or you buy my medicine, or you can give me money to treat my wounds." ”

The bamboo pole monster was helpless, he saw that among the pedestrians coming and going, there were many Lang Zhong carrying medicine boxes on their backs, "This is Shennong City, the holy land in Langzhong's mind, you are so nonsense, ruining the reputation of Langzhong, Shennong City and even the ancestral master, are you not afraid that they will trouble you?"

"Hey, how many good Langzhong are there in this Shennong City?" You Yi beckoned to Yilangzhong next to him, "Hey, Langzhong, he has diarrhea and wants to buy medicine." ”

Lang Zhong, who had staggered and turned a blind eye to them, returned enthusiastically.

"Diarrhea, it's easy to treat, I have Liuwei Dihuang pills, which can cure diarrhea. He enthusiastically opened the medicine box on his body.

Another old monk said he was constipated. The tour doctor said again.

"It's good to treat, I have six flavors of Dihuang pills, which can cure constipation..."Lang Zhong took out the medicine, felt the contradiction in his words, and was stunned for a moment.

"Look. Doctor You said, "Now there are still good Langzhong in Shennong City, and all the good Langzhong have gone out to travel all over the world." ”

Na Lang Zhong saw that the doctor was just using him as evidence, and put away the medicine box with a scolding, "Go to your uncle's, take your grandfather to have fun." ”

"You just went to your uncle's, Liuwei Dihuang Pill is obviously a medicine for pregnant women, and you fucking use it to treat diarrhea, quack!"

"Really?" Na Lang Zhong was stunned for a moment, felt that he was at a loss, and turned around and walked towards the city gate.

Qiu Fan, who had been sitting on the wheel, asked suspiciously at this time: "Isn't the Liuwei Dihuang Pill nourishing yin and nourishing the kidneys, how can it become a pregnant woman?"

"Really?"

After a while, he quickly stood up and shouted to Lang Zhong in the distance: "That Lang Zhong, stop, bring me a copy, no, ten copies of the Liuwei Dihuang Pill!"

Looking at the figure of the traveling doctor trading with Langzhong in the distance, the bamboo pole monster and the old monk raised their heads again, looking at Shennong City from afar, and the word "Shennong" on the Shennong city wall.

"We... Didn't you arrive at a fake Shennong City?" the bamboo pole monster asked them.

No one answered.

"Let's go into town. The little monk said, "Bring that traveling doctor with you, we will find the medicine mountain in Shennong City." ”

"Done. "The bamboo pole monster and they moved forward, and when they passed by the traveling doctor, the traveling doctor weighed the small pill in the palm of his hand.

"I don't know if it's true or not. The doctor muttered, "Find a girl tonight?"

"Ah, this quack!" the bamboo pole monster sat in the carriage and greeted him condescendingly.

"What do you want me to do?" Doctor You was very conscious, and agreed without raising his head.

At the same time, there were three or five passers-by who were agreeing.

They learned that the bamboo pole monster was calling the traveling doctor, and left as if nothing had happened.

"Do you know how to get to the medicine mountain in Shennong City?" the bamboo pole monster asked him.

Doctor You raised his head, "The medicine mountain of Shennong City?" He rolled his eyes, "Lead the way ten times!"

"You've got into the eyes of money, haven't you?" the bamboo pole monster wanted to whip him with the whip in his hand.

"Brother, be considerate, I have an eighty-year-old mother, two or three years old, and the next-door neighbor's baby is also waiting for me to raise. Doctor You said.

Seeing that the little monk was a little impatient, the bamboo pole monster waved his hand, "Come on, you lead the way in front." ”

"Gotcha!" said the traveling doctor happily walked in front and led the way.

"Brother, do you have corns on your feet? I won't tell you, my medicine also has a miraculous effect on corns. He didn't forget to go back and sell his plaster.

"There are no corns, but there is some discomfort in the buttocks. The bamboo pole monster said.

It's inevitable to sit in the car for a long time.

"Yo, there is something unspeakable? "Warm advice from the traveling doctor.

"You can cure anything with this plaster. The bamboo pole monster said.

"That's, to tell you the truth, my herb was harvested from the Divine Pesticide Mountain, and was planted by the city lord who established Shennong City back then, collecting the essence of heaven and earth, the brilliance of the sun and the moon, and curing all diseases, especially for that convenience..." ”

Qiu Fan was interested, "Your plaster is still effective against that thing?"

"Of course. "To tell you the truth, other medicines may not be effective, but my plaster has absolutely no effect in that regard, many people have used my medicine, and they have never won against their sons and daughters, as evidenced by my neighbor." ”

"Your uncle!" the bamboo pole monster and Qiu Fan said in unison.

After paying the entrance fee, they entered Shennong City, and the fragrance of medicine and the noise came to their faces.

Pharmacy, vendors selling medicines, doctors walking the streets, there are people selling drugs everywhere.

There is even a wild langzhong, which is inserted into the axle and turns the small wheel to show that the medicine is effective.

Although the pedestrians are not busy, it is almost the same, but for some reason, they keep driving the bamboo pole monsters who peddle in front of the carriage to sell medicinal herbs, and feel that this city is ruined by the outside.