Chapter 16: Spanking
"Little brother, little brother, wake up, wake up, it's time to eat. ”
Lin Xun slowly opened his closed eyes, and what greeted him was Bai Fan.
It turned out that he saw that Lin Xun had woken up today, and wanted to make him something to eat tonight, so that he could make up for it.
Lin Xun stood up, moved his muscles and bones slightly, and found that most of the injuries on his body had healed, only the broken arms and cracked spine were estimated to need a few more days of recuperation before he could continue to practice.
Fortunately, Lin Xun's physical fitness was improved by the way when he first awakened his bloodline, otherwise even if he used the best herbs, he would not be able to get up if he didn't lie in bed for more than ten years, let alone continue to cultivate.
I saw Bai Fan holding a pork leg roasted to the point of oiliness in one hand, eating it in his mouth, and handing the other one to Lin Xun
"This pork leg is absolutely delicious, but I grilled it with an exclusive secret sauce. Speaking of which, this is also a medicinal diet, eating it is very helpful to your body, and you also want to recover your body as soon as possible and wash away the grievances on your body as soon as possible, then hurry up with me, eat meat, and drink wine. ”
Lin Xun was also greedy, smelling the aroma of the pork leg and the golden crispy color, he couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva. Clenching your fists with both hands
"Thank you, then I'll be disrespectful. ”
After that, he took the pork leg from Bai Fan's hand and took a bite hard, and suddenly, the juice contained in the meat burst in his mouth, the skin was crispy but not greasy, and the inside was delicate and smooth. It's a treasure in the world.
It was so delicious that Lin Xun couldn't help but moan.
To be honest, Lin Xun's reaction is also common sense, since he came to this world, he has only eaten two meat buns
Bai Fan also laughed when he saw Lin Xun's reaction, and took a small jar of wine from the side and threw it at Lin Xun.
"Little brother, you can't eat meat without wine, how about you come and taste my Bai family's treasured wine. ”
Lin Xun was also unceremoniously, directly uncovered the mud seal, and pointed his mouth to the mouth of the altar,
"Tons and tons of tons" half a jar of belly
After a full hiccups, his face still did not change.
Bai Fan was also quite surprised to see Lin Xun drinking like this, but then he grinned, put away the wine glass he originally took out, and shook the mud seal with one hand, and directly went down to the stomach, and his face became red. Said a little drunkenly
"Brother Xun, worthy of being a disciple of Jiangmen, he is really bold, just like your eldest brother and me, they are all temperamental. ”
Lin Xun hugged his fists and just wanted to speak, when suddenly a coquettish voice sounded in his ears
"Okay, you guys are eating meat and drinking wine behind my back, it's too despicable!"
Lin Xun turned his head and saw that it was Bai Ye and Ming Ming, who had just come back from outside.
Ever since Bai Ye found out that he could find a rare herb, he pulled it all day long and ran around the valley, saying that he was looking for a medicinal herb to treat Lin Xun.
Obviously, it was also the beginning of his wisdom, and the Savior was heartfelt, so he didn't think about it so much, so he agreed.
Over time, this man and beast developed the habit of going out to sweep.
Seeing that this big pork leg was also drooling, he hurriedly ran to Lin Xun's side and rubbed it affectionately, staring at Lin Xun with his big teary eyes, as if to say give me a bite, just one bite.
Lin Xun touched Ming Ming's head dotingly, and directly tore off two-thirds of it and handed it to Ming Ming.
Obviously, he was also very happy, and after running around the forest for a while, he honestly sat down and feasted on the piece of meat.
Let's talk about the Bai family's brothers and sisters,
Bai Fan held the pig's leg and stared at Bai Ye with big eyes for a long time, and finally burst out laughing and said leisurely
"Brother Xun, you see that this woman looks quite like my sister, what a coincidence. ”
Lin Xun felt very embarrassed, but he didn't say anything, he knew that it was useless for a drunk person to say anything.
Bai Ye was also so angry that he gritted his silver teeth, pinched his small waist with both hands, and stared at Bai Fan.
Just when Lin Xun thought that a tragic "domestic violence" was about to happen.
Bai Ye instantly snatched the pork leg in Bai Fan's hand, as well as a jar of new wine that he had just taken out of his arms.
Bai Fan froze in place, as if he didn't know what was going on.
I saw that Bai Ye put the pig's leg aside, and with his slender jade hand, he shook the mud seal of the wine jar, and took a deep breath at the mouth of the altar, and he was intoxicated.
"Hmph, you used to be a stupid big man who wouldn't let me drink it, but now I have to drink enough. ”
With that, he took out a small wine glass from his robe, poured the wine from the jar gently, and drank it directly.
Suddenly, Bai Ye's face was also flushed, no different from Bai Fan, he was stupidly happy there, and he kept saying in his mouth
"Good wine, hahaha, good wine, hahaha. ”
Only then did Bai Fan react, he picked up Bai Ye like a kitten, and stretched out his other hand to the wine jar that Bai Ye was holding in his arms, and muttered in his mouth
"Don't think that you are like my sister, I won't clean you up, no one can rob me of Bai Daxia's wine. ”
Bai Ye also did not show weakness, swished, jumped down from Bai Fan's hand, the wine jar in his hand was raised high like a trophy, and the other hand slapped his back to Bai Fan's buttocks without a lady's face, and his mouth was still shouting
"Come on, come on, you stupid big man, Miss Ben is a genius among geniuses, you have the ability to snatch it back!"
Bai Fan suddenly became interested, threw the double knives on his waist, and took off his gray robe, revealing his muscular and strong body.
"Shout, listen to your words to challenge me Bai Daxia, let me tell you, I Bai Fan is fearless, when you are caught by me, I must teach you a hard lesson and open your ass. “
Bai Ye was also angry when he heard this, and said coquettishly
"You bastard, idiot, perverted stupid big man, this will teach you a good lesson, see who spanks whom. ”
"Okay! I, Bai Daxia, accept your challenge, then come!"
As soon as the words fell, the two disappeared like phantoms, "swishing" around the cave.
Lin Xun also watched with relish, although the two used mouth-based footwork, but under the action of different spiritual qi, they actually produced different effects.
The dark energy of the white leaves, ethereal and feminine, falls into this footwork, it is like a civet cat, silently touching the bottom, landing without wind, like a ghost, without a figure at all.
But Bai Fan's aura is just the opposite, domineering and strong, in this footwork, it is like a tiger, every step carries a strong wind whirlwind, and every foot that steps on the ground is a pit. Speaking of which, this is somewhat similar to Lin Xun's improved stepping.
After a while, only to hear the sound of "Peng", the two figures finally separated, and I saw Bai Fan holding his buttocks and pointing at Bai Ye and shouting
"You little girl, you dare to cheat. ”
Bai Ye held the heel stick in his hand and looked at Bai Fan with a wicked smile
"What is the deception, Miss Ben is not tired of deceit. ”
Bai Fan's eyes rolled, and he also said with a wicked smile
"You don't get tired of cheating, do you, then you have to be careful. ”
At the same time, the left hand secretly pinched behind his back.
In an instant, Bai Fan disappeared in place, appeared behind Bai Ye, grabbed her waist branch, and pressed it on her thigh.
The other big hand, aimed at the buttocks, was a "snap", and the girl also let out a scream at the same time.
Bai Fan continued to fight
"Let you call me stupid big man. "Smack"
"Don't get tired of cheating. "Smack"
"I'll keep you from cheating. "Smack"
......
When he was happy, Bai Ye's voice actually sounded behind him
"Say you're a stupid big guy, you're a stupid big guy, and you don't want to see what you're fighting. ”
Bai Fan looked at Bai Ye in a daze, then at the girl in his arms, then at Bai Ye, and then at the girl in his arms, a little at a loss.
Seeing Bai Fan looking so stupid, Bai Ye actually snorted and laughed
"Hahaha, stupid big man, hahahahaha, what kind of white hero, hahahaha, I can't even recognize the most basic camouflage, hahahaha, I'm laughing to death. ”
Bai Fan was awakened at this time, and pinched it with his hand, and the girl in his arms showed the prototype, which turned out to be a rotten wood!
Bai Fan slapped the rotten wood and shouted
"Come back if you have the ability!"
"Come on, Miss Ben can still be afraid of you!"
With that, he turned into two phantoms and scurried around in this hole.
Lin Xun also looked helpless, he was a little hesitant now, should he really take these two people to find the things left by his father.