"That's it, you know."

"So where are the Japanese girls? It's rare for me to see a Japanese girl in a dress. ”

Dawei sat in the cafeteria with Wang Jian at lunch time with dark circles under his eyes, and he simply skipped work in the morning, and only appeared in front of Wang Jian at noon when he was about to eat, his face was haggard like a terminal cancer patient.

But when Wang Jian told him what he had seen and heard in the morning, he immediately became interested in the Japanese girl in Wang Jian's mouth, so much so that he almost rushed directly to the reception banquet on the third floor to see the Japanese girl in clothes.

And just as they were talking, Tian Tian came over in a huff, sat opposite Wang Jian, looked up at Wang Jian, and stared at Wang Jian until Wang Jian's scalp was numb.

NO.48 Xiaoqiang's counterattack "What are you doing?" ”

"Are you saying bad things about me?"

When Wang Jian heard this, he immediately fell into contemplation, and searched carefully inside and out in his memory, but after searching for a long time, he didn't find any unfriendly remarks about Natural Er.

"No, you're doing it yourself again, right?"

Tian Er wrinkled his nose and snorted angrily at Wang Jian: "Teacher Xu sued me, you said that I looked like Takizawa Lola, I went to search, where am I like that big nostril with black tooth decay?" ”

Black tooth decay in the large nostrils...... Wang Jian and Dawei endured it very hard, because they had to hold back their laughter, so they had to swallow the food in their mouths three times and five by two, and after emptying their mouths, Wang Jian wiped his mouth and said:

"Can you not be so serious, you know, you hybrids have a virtue in themselves, and I think you look like Fei Xiang."

"Say it again! Again! Tian Er knocked Wang Jian's head with his mobile phone: "Besides, I'll ignore you." ”

"Okay, you win." Wang Jian snatched the phone from her hand: "Ouch, Apple, high-end goods." ”

"I won the lottery." Dawei smiled at the counterattack of No.48 Xiaoqiang next to him: "That day, I accompanied her to buy a water heater and an event in the mall, and she inexplicably hit one." ”

Wang Jian let out a slow sigh, and then began to fiddle with Tianren's mobile phone, playing for a long time: "Hey? I can't play like this. ”

"Give me back, pay me back!"

Just when the two of them were making trouble, the group of people from the inspection group walked down from the third floor in the morning and began to review the construction of the canteen, including He Ami and Dao Chuan, and after Dao Chuan saw Wang Jian, he walked out of the crowd directly and took He Ami to sit next to Wang Jian.

"Teacher Wang, I'm sorry to disturb you."

Daochuan as a whole gives people a very polite feeling, which makes Wang Jian feel uncomfortable. But he knew that this was a habit of life, and it was impossible for people to follow the rules here.

"Hello, you're eating fast."

"The food standard for each of us is only 35 yuan, and the working meal is just that." Daochuan still had that smiling face: "Teacher Wang, just now Lingmei took the initiative to ask her to come to your class to listen to the class and study, so as to adapt to the work and life here, so I want you to take care of her, she is like my own daughter." ”

"Don't ......" Wang Jian turned his head to look at He Ami, with a strange expression: "This feels like coming to recruit a son-in-law." ”

"Haha, that's for you young people."

After Inagawa finished speaking and made a gesture, Ami, who had been holding back, began to speak: "Please don't make such jokes, I just appreciate your style." I would apply in the afternoon and study in your class for a month or so, and then I would stay here to work and study. ”

And Dawei and Tianji squinted and kept looking at this legendary Japanese girl, she is actually not as delicate as Lin Yaxuan, she is far from being amazing and natural, and she is definitely not as cute as Dawei's ex-girlfriend Nuno, but she has a very strange temperament, which makes people feel like she can find out from the crowd at a glance......

"But then again, your Chinese is very good, you can't hear the accent at all."

Wang Jian is actually quite surprised by this, a foreigner can speak the language of another country as if it were his mother tongue, which is actually quite difficult, just like Chinese speaking English, even if it is standard, it will have a little strange syllables in it, and the pronunciation rules of Japanese itself are much worse than Chinese, and there are no flat tongues in it, and it is difficult for a person to overcome his daily language habits to learn another language, which is a very difficult thing in itself, just like Inagawa......

Many Chinese may not be as comfortable as him with "Analects", "Warring States Policy", and "Historical Records", but his Mandarin is very fucked up from the bottom of his heart......

"Language is a very simple subject, as long as you master the rules, nothing is a problem, not to mention that Chinese and Japanese cultures are fundamentally homologous, as long as you find the trick, it is actually very simple."

Wang Jian sighed and said to himself, "My English ......"

After eating, it was afternoon, Wang Jian didn't have classes in the afternoon, he sat in the office to prepare materials and lesson plans for tomorrow's class, and occasionally chatted with Tianren Eryi without a match. As long as she sits alone, she spends most of her time in a daze, and the rest of the time is spent chatting with herself. No one knew what she was talking about, but she was just talking about it, and she smiled from time to time...... If you want to put it on someone else, it can definitely be called weird, but if you put it on the natural two, it can only be regarded as stupid.

However, there was also an amazing thing that happened in the afternoon that made Wang Jian feel very magical, that is, he suddenly received a strange call, and after answering it, it was a female voice, and she threatened Wang Jian with one mouth, saying that she wanted Wang Jian to know how powerful she was.

Wang Jian thought he had made a mistake at first, but after chatting for a while, he was sure that the woman must know him, otherwise she would not have told Wang Jian what he had done. Although Wang Jian was not afraid, he also felt that it was quite weird, and after writing down the number with a pen, he found that it was a public phone when he called it again......

When he told Tianji about this, Tianji immediately evolved several versions in a gloomy manner, including the version of the ghost asking for his life, the version of chatting fast, the version of the ghost call, and the version of the midnight bell, anyway, as she spoke, the goosebumps on her body stood up, and she originally wanted to scare Wang Jian, but in the end she scared herself and begged Wang Jian to send her upstairs after returning at night......

Of course, in the afternoon, Kaizi Xu still came to find Natural Er, maybe it was familiar, and Natural Er would occasionally talk to him a few words, but it sounded very boring and unnutritious to Wang Jian, probably inseparable from Paris, LV, Chanel, Estee Lauder, etc., Natural Er was not interested at all, but Kaizi Xu kept talking.

"Teacher, a courier was delivered to our class just now. The recipient is our class. Ye Wen suddenly hurried to the office after class: "I just got it from the mailroom, do you want to take a look?" ”

Wang Jian nodded, stood up and glanced at Tian Er: "Stop talking, get ready for class." ”

When Tian Er heard this, he hurriedly packed up his things, and rushed downstairs with the lesson plan in his arms.

And Kai Zixu looked at the back of the natural two, and the more he looked at it, the more obsessed he became, and even said to himself: "What a self-motivated girl......"

That's annoying to you. When Wang Jian went out, he glanced at the self-absorbed Kaizi Xu helplessly, and sighed silently for him, saying that the man who is in love has zero IQ, and sure enough......

After going down to the classroom, Wang Jian found that the package that Ye Wen said just now was placed on the table, which was a thirty-centimeter square box, wrapped in a bear pattern of colored paper, and a big bow.

"Fried ...... Bomb ......" Tianji stood at the door and grabbed the door frame and refused to enter the house, his eyes were full of horror: "Ah Jian Ah Jian...... Don't go in, bomb. ”

"Blow up a fart." Wang Jian knocked on the natural two: "Your paranoia of being killed has worsened." ”

Walking up to the stage, Wang Jian looked at the box and asked the audience: "Who knows who sent it?" ”

Everyone shook their heads, but Ye Wen stood up and said, "The person in the mailroom told me that it was sent by the courier, but the courier only came with this one box." ”

"Then it's not a courier." Wang Jian glanced at Ye Wen with disdain: "Your logic? It is impossible to send the courier to you alone. ”

After speaking, Wang Jian picked up the box: "Anyway, just look at what it is." ”

Then he took out the key, used the small scissors on the key to cut the bag open, and then opened the bear flower paper outside, and when he opened it, he found that there was a layer of cardboard box inside that was sealed with tape.

Wang Jian glanced up at the bottom, and then suddenly smiled coldly: "Ye Wen, go to the garbage heap and burn it." ”

"Huh? Teacher, won't you open it? ”

Wang Jian shook his head: "You are all curious? ”

All the students nodded in unison, Wang Jian sighed, pulled Tiandier, who was also waiting to open the box and inspect the goods, and retreated back to the door of the classroom, and pointed to the box on the podium: "You can open it yourself." ”

Although Ye Wen was very surprised by Wang Jian's actions, he couldn't resist the drive of curiosity, and hurriedly ran to the podium and opened the lid in a few seconds......

"Ahh

Ye Wen suddenly screamed, threw down the box, and then fell into the box on the ground, and countless cockroaches crawled out densely, really countless ones, they crawled on the ground extremely disgustingly, and the speed was very fast, and it spread to the whole class in a short time.

The students, especially the female students, went crazy, jumping on the tables and chairs in spite of their images, screaming so loudly that even Dawei, who had just finished class, jumped down from the second floor. But when he found out about this scene, his scalp was also numb.

As for Natural Er, she had already fallen to the ground in the box, and the cockroach crawled out of it The moment she exploded, she jumped around while scratching the wall, and then ran into the sun like crazy and continued to jump, and kept shouting for help......

"I told you, curiosity is harmful most of the time." Wang Jian leaned against the door and lit a cigarette leisurely: "You have to listen to me and burn it, won't it be fine?" ”

"Ah Jian save my ......"

Wang Jian turned his head and glanced at Natural Er: "It's just cockroaches...... "------------------------------------------------------ everyone is objective, don't miss it when you pass by, where are the voting collections and everything?" I'm not missing the update, but my collection is still so little, why is that? Can't you just order a favorite? Well, I'm here to ask everyone, click more, recommend more, and collect more. As for some people who say...... The problem with the cover, it was automatically distributed at a certain point, and I also think that the person on the cover is like a hard version of the cuckold king Xie Gong...... But I can't change the cover......!!!