Easter eggs: Joy Little Enemy (I) This chapter is free
Xiao Diandian's home is stationed in the distant Mobei, although he does not live in a yurt and rides a camel around, but it is really not a good feeling to change to several means of transportation and return home in the heavy snow to face a bunch of people and cannons.
Most of the reasons for being besieged in the early years were that they didn't do their job properly and didn't look like a girl, but now they are going to the Marine Corps to get wilder and wilder, and this year there are more and more, and they don't get married and have children.
The seven aunts and eight aunts who had just retired from the military compound all watched her grow up, and the residual heat that had nowhere to vent was greeted to her, and before she went home, she smelled the smell of Lalang, so she simply stayed in the army to be her happy female bachelor.
Especially after arriving at a combat unit like Hongfei Island, she has plenty of reasons not to go home.
The army is really a paradise place for a person like her, who is a little hot-blooded, has a little dream, and doesn't care much about her family.
But there are people in heaven who are piercing
"Oops! It's time again! Let me guess, this is the first time I've been pushed by the proprietress - 20 times? 21 times? Tut-tut~"
Qiao Yu erected her orchid fingers, turned left and right around Xiao Diandian, her face turned dark, sister!
I just played with the boss lady, and I don't know what the boss has eaten recently, and she is getting more and more vigorous, and the probability of being able to draw under her hands is getting less and less.
"Qiao Yu, take a good look at it, my hands are really heavy today." Chun Tao is very guilty, she has been instructed by Yu Hai recently The actual combat has become more and more powerful, and with the internal strength of the gangster system to start repairing, she forgot to control the strength of the fight with Diandian, and the hand kick of the girl was dislocated.
"What a fuss. Just this little bruise, I'll go back and rub some medicine on my own - woo! Sissy, you're dying! Qiao Yu exerted her strength, and her tears hurt out.
"Boss, you are too ruthless, although this man's feet stink, she is also a revolutionary soldier, do you have such a ruthless hand?" Qiao Yu smiled and lost the spring peach.
"I really couldn't control it today, sorry!" Chun Tao folded his hands.
"Your feet stink!" Xiao Dian's face turned red.
Her personal hygiene is very good, but the last time she went to sea for more than ten days, she wore rubber shoes and waded in the sea every day. It's hard to avoid a bit of flavor. Because of his injury, he was carried over when he got off the boat, and he was caught by this guy, and he talked about this when he quarreled.
"I forgot who last time I took off my shoes and ran through the ammonia—ah! Boss lady, someone started beating people. You don't care! Qiao Yu dodged the annoyed and angry Xiao Clan's iron fist.
"If you don't want to be beaten, crawl!" Xiao's words made Chun Tao blink. Walk out without looking back. Also close the door intimately.
It was tinkling, and there was the sound of things stumbling.
"Holy! Man, you are really ruthless! You're going to get in trouble if you damage the public finances! Yes! My disinfectant, don't fall! Don't hit me in the handsome face! ”
The most disturbing thing is the world. The two rejoiced in the little rivalry.
The elite on the island went to other people's territory to exercise with other group armies, and Hongfei Island has not had a single defeat record for so many years, but this year it has been kicked to the iron plate.
The other party changed the advanced equipment, and the team on the island was not familiar with the terrain of the away team, and the island let go of training newcomers this year, and the sea god withdrew from the command, and the new combat team just ran in and made several mistakes.
The battle report of being beaten by the Red Army kept coming back from the front line, and the sea god who sat at the headquarters to watch the play and drink tea was very calm, and only said lightly, whoever made the record of the first loss to the Red Army on Hongfei Island would all be swept to the end, and then Aruba would be crippled on the horizontal bar of the training ground!
Don't ask how Lord Poseidon knows what the hell Aruba is, no one dares to challenge the authority of Poseidon in order to wait for the little brother or little sister? Anyway, everyone fights!
Erdan, who was the No. 2 commander at the time, decided to send someone to infiltrate City C in disguise to understand the other party's firepower, originally to let Xiao Diandian and him pretend to be husband and wife, but Xiao Diandian was already the commander of the women's team, if both commanders were on it, it would be a big deal if they were caught.
"Who's teaming up with me to infiltrate?" As soon as Xiao nodded to this, there was silence around him, and the birds were quiet.
Either look at the sky, or bow your head and wipe the gun, the atmosphere is extremely weird.
Just kidding, this day and night are all about binding up actions, pretending to be husband and wife! Whoever wants to eat and live with a man's mother-in-law may be beaten by her as a sandbag!
"Where are the wounded?" Qiao Yu pushed the door in, and suddenly felt several bright eyes staring at him
Ten minutes later
"I'm not from your department, why Mao wants me to go to war?" Qiao Yu looked at the woman holding her arm dissatisfied.
"Shut up! Do you think the old lady really wants to wear a dress? Xiao was a little dissatisfied and tugged at the miniskirt on his body, this is a broken prop!
Qiao Yu's heart was even more worried, this skirt was really bad for her to wear, wouldn't she really be torn apart by this exaggerated pace? In other words, she is better than a woman when she wears it!
Xiao Diandian's height is not low, wearing awkward high heels and miniskirts, walking awkwardly and awkwardly, looking at Qiao Yu, who is casual, she is angry, and suddenly, her eyes are on the public toilet on the side of the road, and her eyes are shining.
"Hey, what are you doing!"
Qiao Yu felt a very bad rush
"Don't be verbose, go in!"
"No! Absolutely not! ”
"The ink is coming again, delay the fighter, be careful to go back to the sea god Aruba, you will go to the chrysanthemum remnant!"
Is this really a woman? Qiao Yu was half-pushed into the public toilet by her, and the two of them were in it for a long time, and when they came out again, the "man" wearing sunglasses and wearing casual clothes looked comfortable, and the woman with makeup and high heels was charming and enchanting.
Xiao nodded comfortably with a cigarette in his mouth, putting one hand in his pocket and the other hand around someone's little waist-tsk, this feel is thinner than his own, right?
"Rub, put lipstick in the toilet, you really want to come out!" Qiao Yu, who has exquisite makeup, is disgusting when she thinks about it.
"Don't be verbose, there is a sentry in front, be smart, dare to show your stuffing, Aruba!" Xiao nodded and compared a look, Qiao Yu snorted, sooner or later she will have to clean her up!
"What are you two doing, the previous exercise is closed. Please show your ID! "The Red Army set up a checkpoint that found the pair and thought it was very suspicious.
Ordinary people rarely check them, but the posture of this pair of men and women walking is too much like that of soldiers, and the pace is too neat, so it is indispensable to ask two questions.
Xiao nodded and rolled her eyes, and finally thought of the villain next to her who said that she had stinky feet, she lowered her throat and raised her hand, and slapped Qiao Yu's face fiercely, this snap was very crisp, and the birds on the trees flew away.
"Damn, you scumbag! How many times have I told you. Don't let you be with Lao Wang. You can get there, run with him to the suburbs, if I don't follow you all the way, will you cuckold me!" ”
Qiao Yu covered his face aggrievedly. Your sister's man's mother-in-law. How can there be such a process as a slap in the face in the lines that are said!
It seemed to notice his unhappy eyes. Xiao raised his hand with a little amusement, and slapped him again, "Bastard thing!" Comrade of the People's Liberation Army. You say, should such a woman who does not abide by women's morals be beaten? ”
She spoke in an authentic dialect, and when her voice was lowered, she really sounded like a man.
"Okay, go home and solve the conflict between your husband and wife, as a man, it's better not to hit someone
"Yes, what the People's Liberation Army said is, I'll take my cheap family home and educate well, what to see, wait for Lao Wang to save you, hurry up!" Xiao Diandian still wanted to kick Qiao Yu, but was stopped by the People's Liberation Army, she handed over a cigarette with a hippie smile, and after being refused, she pushed Qiao Yu smoothly.
When he was far away, Qiao Yu finally broke out.
"You're enough, it's fun to play left and right, isn't it?"
"The plot needs it!" Xiao Diandian felt that it was more refreshing, enjoyable, and happy!
I've been looking at the sissy for a long time, wow!
"How can you speak in a man's voice?"
Even he was deceived in those few sentences just now.
"What's that, I still sing Huayin's old dialect, you listen, Huayin's old dialect roared, his eldest uncle and his second uncle are all his uncle~"
It's really not feminine at all, and it's more than a gentleman.
Xiao Diandian, who beat Qiao Yu, was in a good mood, and the next task investigation went extremely smoothly, according to the mission requirements, she needed to open a room with Qiao Yu in a hotel in the city center for a night, pretending to be a husband and wife.
Qiao Yu was still a little awkward, he hadn't slept in the same room with any woman when he was so big, Xiao nodded in generously, occupied the big double bed, and only threw him a pillow.
"Hey, aren't you afraid that I'll take advantage of you?" This woman is too unsuspecting, isn't she?
"Don't be funny, you have the parts?" Xiao nodded and regretted it, she was so used to it that she dared to make any jokes.
Qiao Yu suddenly pounced on her, trapped her underneath, the soft mattress sank down, the two of them were so close, she suddenly found that the sissy she had always felt was not a soft little girl, the muscles on his legs were very hard, and there was a very good smell on his body, like some kind of herb.
"You try?" At such a close distance, there was a kind of male hormones on his body, and the stimulation of an older female bachelor had a female chemical reaction, and the deer in his heart jumped wildly.
People are this thing, and they can't beat singles for a long time, not only men can't carry it, but women can't do it either.
"You get up!" She tried to push him, but found that he was not as light and easy to push down as she had imagined, but as steady as a mountain.
Qiao Yu just wanted to make a joke with her to scare her, but she pressed this girl down, looked at her red little face, and suddenly had some other thoughts.
It was a dangerous thought, and they both gasped, and she even felt as if something was on her own.
Qiao Yu got up quickly, numb, almost embarrassed!
"In the future, when you have a snack, men are more complicated than you think!" He finished and went into the bathroom.
"What's complicated" Xiao nodded and fluttered, what happened to her just now, she was fooled by a sissy, anyway, did he bring a dagger with him, he didn't see it when he changed his clothes just now
When she came out, she was already asleep, and the sleeping appearance made him shake his head, and picked up the quilt she had kicked on the ground and covered her.
"Silly girl, you can be cute when you fall asleep - woo!"
One foot kicked him in the eye socket with unmistakable accuracy, turned over contentedly after the kick, and muttered a few words.
He retracted what he just said, a man's wife will never be cute!
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