Someone beats the drum, and according to the regulations, the county magistrate must accept and handle the case.

Mi Fu is in the back hall to appreciate the inkstone that just got his hand, he was very unhappy when he heard the drums, but he was duty, and he had to immediately put down the love in his hand, and he was promoted to ask the case.

A photo saw that it was a monk, and it was very ugly, Mi Fu was even more unhappy, and slapped the wood in his hand, and shouted in a deep voice:

"Little monk, what's the matter with beating drums and singing grievances?"

"Wei ...... Wu ......"

The officials on both sides of the government slammed the water and fire sticks in their hands, and responded in unison, which was also according to the rules, in order to make the comers jealous, and did not dare to talk nonsense.

Xuzhu has never seen this posture, and he only feels that the murderous atmosphere here is much more terrifying than the morning bell and dusk drum on the Shaolin Temple.

Do you really want to do what Mr. Hao said, he beat the drum in his heart, and he didn't dare to speak.

"Little monk, what's the matter with the drums and grievances!"

Mi Fu saw that he was demented, more and more impatient, and asked again.

Haoxue looked at Xuzhu as if he was stupid, and he had clearly explained it to him, but he couldn't even read the book according to the book, it was really hopeless.

"Hurry up and speak!"

He also urged in Xuzhu's ear, of course others couldn't hear it.

Xuzhu was in a dilemma, but he remembered what Abbot Xuanci said before he went down the mountain.

It is said that this Mr. Hao is the incarnation of the Buddha, and he deliberately came to enlighten himself to achieve great things. If you have been reading the Buddha all your life, you will never be pitted, right?

Fight!

Xuzhu raised his head slightly, looked at the county lord sitting high in the hall, gritted his teeth and said: "Little monk Xuzhu, sue...... Yongqiu County Zhixian Mi Fu! ”

What?

The officials on both sides almost couldn't believe their ears, this little monk looked demented, and sure enough, he was not mistaken, this was obviously stupid.

You come to Yongqiu County County. But the county magistrate is regarded as a defendant?

It's not madness!

Even if there is really a big grievance, if you want to sue the officials, at least you have to find the chief official at the next level to call the shots.

came here to avenge his grievances, could it be that he still counted on the county master to play his own board?

Mi Fu was also stunned, shook his head slightly, thinking that he didn't know who set this rule. If someone plays the drum, I have to come out and ascend to the church, which is obviously a madman beating the drum, a waste of time!

"Come on, get this crazy monk out of here!"

Before the words fell, Xuzhu had already shouted: "Lord Mi, the magistrate of Yongqiu County, as the respect of a county, never pays attention to his own image, he is dirty and sloppy, and he doesn't know how to wash his hands before or after eating. It's really hard to set an example for a county. The little monk beat the drum, just to remind Mi Daren to pay attention to personal hygiene, keep it clean, and not affect the county appearance of Yongqiu County......"

Okay, this passage is verbose, and Xuzhu himself doesn't understand it, but Mr. Hao repeated it several times, so that he memorized it and shouted it out loud here.

Mr. Hao incarnated by the Buddha. Sure enough, it is unfathomable, and Xuzhu does not dare to disobey. I had to obey my fate.

What the?!

Mi Fu's nose was almost crooked!

I don't pay attention to the image? Not hygienic? Dirty and sloppy?

"Left and right officials, let him go first! If you don't make it clear to Lord Ben today, I will sentence you to the crime of roaring in court and insulting your parents, and I will beat you to death in court! ”

Everyone has this mind: for the field that they are not good at and do not touch, even if they are ridiculed for a few words, it is nothing. For example, if you go to joke about Zhu Bajie, he won't turn his head. jokes that Sun Wukong can't make a nine-tooth nail rake, most likely he can't cause any big trouble.

However, if it touches the most proud and glorious thing in someone's life, and you say that it is worthless, then the hatred value is a bit high.

It's like you run to the sand monk. Said that you won't carry the burden at all, see that he doesn't use the demon slaying staff to beat you all over the face?

Lao Sha has been a professional in carrying burdens and leading horses all his life, and in addition to three sentences-"Senior brother, the master was captured by the monster", "Second senior brother, the master was captured by the monster", "Senior brother, the master and the second senior brother were captured by the monsters"......

You directly insult someone's only professional skill, so don't you hurry?

Now Mi Fu is in this state, even if you accuse him of being incompetent and incompetent, he is not necessarily so angry.

I have a grass Lao Tzu has been talking about hygiene all my life, and I don't even use a towel after washing my hands, so I don't even need a towel after washing my hands, so I just use my hands to pat it and wait for it to dry naturally.

In order to pay attention to hygiene, Lao Tzu married his daughters to Duan Fu Duan to dust!

Someone dares to say that I am "dirty, sloppy, and unhygienic" in the court?

That's too much deception!

Mi Fu angrily walked down directly from the seat, three steps and two steps to the front of Xuzhu, angrily:

"Thief monk, you should tell me to the master, where is the master dirty and sloppy, when did you not know how to wash your hands?"

Rolled up his sleeves and dangled a pair of hands that were too clean to speak in front of Xuzhu, "Are you blind?" Master, before I ascended to the hall just now, I deliberately washed it, and the water traces haven't dried yet, how can it affect the county appearance of Yongqiu County? ”

Xu Zhu felt the boundless murderous aura of this county master, and his heart was furious, thinking that if Mr. Hao's method doesn't work, this time I will go to the West Heaven to see my Buddha......

At this point, I can only hold on.

Look at Mi Fu's two paws, Xuzhu took a deep breath, forcibly "disdainful" and said: "It's embarrassing to be dirty like this, I smell the greasy of your lunch meal!" It wasn't washed at all. ”

Rely on!

Mi Fu's eyes were dark, and he was angry with this persistent little monk, and roared: "I'll take a look at you when you wash it?" Sir, I wash my hands three times after eating! ”

I was angry in my heart, I shouldn't have gnawed on pig's trotters at noon today! was actually laughed at by a wild monk...... Could it be that there is really some greasy that has not been cleaned?

It's inevitable that there will be some residual oiliness, and who can go all day without doing anything else but washing their hands?

Xuzhu thought to himself, if the spirit is not good, it depends on the effect of Mr. Hao's thing!

If you don't do it well, you will inevitably be beaten up today, and if you can't die, you will die.

"Mi-sama, washing your hands is not about how many times, but what you use to wash them! The way you washed your hands before was so crude and filthy that it was disgusting! ”

I've got a big grass!

Mi Fu thought to himself that the more you say this, the more suspenseful, just now it only affected the county's appearance, and now it has risen to think of nausea?

The old man didn't crawl out of the dung pit, how can he still make you gag, you have something wrong with your body and vomit everything, right?

But I saw Xuzhu take out an object from his arms, half square and not round, not the size of a palm.

What is it?

Mi Fu almost thought that the thief monk was going to take out some murder weapon to carry out the assassination, two steps back was about to ask, but suddenly smelled a very fresh aroma, so that he was refreshed, as if in a blooming flower garden, the fragrance of flowers is intoxicating...... (To be continued.) )

PS: PS: People, you can't be lazy, if you are lazy, you will be cheap! I was going to fix it for two days to save up the manuscript, and then it started to break out today, and I ended up seeing what I did? 2 chapters were written on the 15th, 3 chapters were written on the 16th, and Nasus's was gone! So, you can't get used to this problem at all!

Starting today, 6 more outbreaks every day, first come to a week to cure lazy diseases, and forcibly break out without saving manuscripts, and die if you can't write it!!

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