No.66 There is a fecal instrument
After the dance began, Wang Jian successfully saw the princess who had her birthday today.
But perhaps it was influenced by some quirky games, but most of the names of princesses or princesses can be perfectly described by idioms such as "ghostly workmanship, heavenly creation" and so on, which rarely describe people.
Of course, this is not the point, at least Wang Jian doesn't care about this, after all, appearance is not someone who can choose, and ugly people are more kind in addition to being weird. Like Quasimodo in "Notre Dame de Paris" or the little alien in "e.t."
And she seemed to know that she was ugly, so after thanking the guests, she hurriedly disappeared into the crowd and never showed up again, leaving only a room full of handsome men and women talking about life with each other.
In fact, Wang Jian has always had this feeling NO.66 has a dung to come, that is, the children of rich families are especially easy to become handsome guys or beauties, just like the eldest son of Nicholas and Cecilia, although he is more or less like Guanxi, but this does not affect him to be a real handsome guy. And Wang Jian has also seen the example, that is Dawei's father, just now......
Judging from the scene just now, even if Dawei's father is not the richest here, he definitely belongs to the kind of virtuous and respectful, but from the bottom of my heart, Dawei's father looks like he can't even touch Dawei's heels, his face is long, his eyes are small, his nose is big, his chin is short, at first glance, he thought it was Feng Gong, but when he looked at Dawei again, he had willow eyebrows that men should not have, thin lips that men should not have,
Men shouldn't have a straight nose, men shouldn't have fine white skin, men shouldn't have apricot eyes, men shouldn't have soft hair, anyway, what he has on him shouldn't grow on a man, but regardless of the sissy, he is a real handsome guy, and he is super handsome, otherwise he won't be the best first love in the minds of the girls in the school.
From this, it can be imagined that his twin sister is probably also a master of the country and the city.
And it's not just him, among the people who came today, there is really no No.66 dung Laiyi who looks like the landlord Lao Cai Hu Hansan, all of them are well-dressed, although I don't know if it is a human-faced beast heart, but on the surface, it can be said that it is a talent.
It was Wang Jian, and the evil aura inadvertently revealed in his eyebrows and eyes made him look like a villain. And his skin is slightly dark and shiny, his masseter muscles are very developed, and he has a round-inch hairstyle that not many people can control, which makes him not only a villain, but also the kind of villain who kills people without blinking.
Of course, this may turn into romance and uninhibited in the eyes of the girl.
The dance party officially began, and the people in the hall suddenly became a pile of threes and threes, each of them gathered, some talking, some whispering. In addition to the waiters, there are only those third-rate or even low-rate stars who are anxious to find a way out. Wang Jian even saw a nude model who appeared on a website wearing a pretty outfit flirting with a handsome guy and scolding him.
"You two do your own thing." Dawei looked around: "I'll go to the balcony and hide." Wang Jian, give me the cigarette. β
"Are you embarrassed to smoke my four-dollar cigarette here?"
"It's okay, those people understand it, it's called the darkness of the day and the night."
Picking up his cigarette, David slipped out to the balcony outside with his head down like a gust of wind, and took a glass of red wine from the waiter......
Wang Jian looked at him for a while, and always felt weird. After all, when people drink red wine in movies, they are accompanied by cigars, and Dawei is accompanied by a pack of four soft red plums. It made him feel as if he was wearing the most exclusive French pretend, but with a pair of flip-flops under his feet: "This is delicious, come on, come on." Tianren Er beckoned to Wang Jian not far away: "Here, here." β
Wang Jian was stunned and walked to her side: "Don't make trouble?" β
"I don't remember villains." Tian Er pursed his lips and snorted, and then said in a very ostentatious tone: "This is lobster meat, not spicy crayfish, I tasted it just now, it's a delicious creamy crayfish." β
Wang Jian looked at the milky white and shiny balls on the plate, and his eyes widened: "This is lobster meat?" β
"Uh-huh, taste, taste."
Wang Jian pulled his sleeves to his elbows, picked up the fork next to him, and saw a flash of silver light, and the three shrimp meatballs had been forked into his hand by him, and wrapped in one mouthful, and suddenly he was like a squirrel, with a round bag bulging on both sides of his face, and chewing one in his mouth.
"It's delicious." Tian Er looked at Wang Jian expectantly: "I ate it once when I was in France, it was too expensive, and I was reluctant to eat it." β
"It's better than the shrimp sticks in Malatang," Wang Jian said vaguely: "It's sweet, and it tastes milky, and I like milk the most." β
"I'll tell you." Tianji smiled proudly, and walked to the side, forking a geoduck from the plate: "What is this?" Looks so disgusting. β
"It's a bullwhip, right?" Wang Jian swallowed the lobster balls three times and divided them by two, and also picked one up and tasted it: "It's like a mushroom." β
Kai Zixu, who had been waiting for Tianren Er next to him and seemed to have something to say, saw that the two of them were so tasteless, and they didn't have tasteless, and the two of them didn't have such a tacit understanding and so close, he was not happy at the time, and coldly interjected next to him: "This is geoduck." β
Wang Jian nodded: "Well, I just said that mushrooms don't have this flavor." β
Natural Eryi heard that it was an aquatic product, and ate several of them, and then drank a sip of juice with satisfaction: "How much does this big table cost,... Wang Jian thought about it for a while: "Why do you have to ask for more than 10,000." β
"This table of raw materials is only 200,000." Kaizi Xu was really embarrassed to laugh at Wang Jian directly: "And it's in the form of a buffet, if any variety is gone, someone will add it immediately, which means that the whole night, the things here will be kept at a cost of 200,000 yuan." β
When Wang Jian heard this, his heart trembled: "If you want to send this money to my hometown, you can hire a few more teachers, and you can also expand my school a lot." β
"Yes." Natural II deeply agrees: "What a waste. β
Kaizi Xu's face was full of disapproval, and an inexplicable sense of superiority rose in his heart: "It's not the same thing. β
At this time, Tianji suddenly asked worriedly, "What if I can't finish this?" I don't see anyone eating, will they pack it if they can't finish eating? β
"The people here are all used to eating the delicacies of the mountains and the sea, who is rare about this." Kai Zixu's rich man's face was fully revealed: "But Wang Jian, if you want to pack, you can pack it." As long as you move it, you can take it all. β
Wang Jian's eyes rolled and glanced at Kaizi Xu so lightly: "Huh? β
Kai Zixu was a tight ...... at that time, "I'm just joking, one by one, one by one...,
"The waiter will help me get a few lunch boxes, I'm sorry for you."
Wang Jian obviously didn't take this as a joke, after he finished speaking, Wang Jian actually asked the waiter waiting next to him to get the lunch box, which made the waiter sluggish for a long time, after all, he has been working here for several years, and he has served a lot at the dance banquet, and it is the first time he has heard of a packing request.
"Lunch box lunch box!" Natural two said while gesturing: "It's the kind of rectangular,
White, can hold vegetables. β
"There may be a long wait time for both of you, and we don't have lunch boxes for us."
"It's okay, we'll leave when the dance is over." Natural two looked very happy: "I want a bigger lunch box!" β
After speaking, she also looked at Wang Jian with a smile and made a gesture: "Tomorrow's breakfast and dinner have been settled." β
Wang Jian snorted: "Bring more sashimi, I'll go back and help you fry it in oil, it's definitely better than this." β
"No problem!"
The two of them didn't care about their faces, and the people who came to pick up the food after hearing their conversation looked at the pair with their strange eyes, and a strange smile appeared on their faces.
This time, Kaizi Xu next to him couldn't resist, he dodged and inserted between Tianren Er and Wang Jian, and whispered to Tianren Er: "Ruolin, what do you want to eat, I'll buy you fresh ones, don't pack them, okay?" β
"Don't I have any money? Why do you want to be silent" Natural Er's face is pure: "I just think it's a pity to waste it here." β
"Yes, yes, you're rich."
Kaizi Xu really nodded yes no matter what Tianji said, but after finishing speaking, he still put on that bitter gourd face and begged: "Those who come here all have heads and faces, this beating... It's ugly. β
Tianren Er's brows furrowed, and he shook his fingers and began to educate Kaizi Xu Lai: "Teacher Xu, these are actually two different things. Wasting it in Christian doctrine is a heinous sin, even higher than murder. β
After speaking, she swallowed a milk pudding in one gulp, and said vaguely: "So avoiding waste as much as possible is a respect for life." β
When she spoke, her voice was quite loud, and the people close to her almost turned their heads, and then couldn't help but start pointing at Kaizi Xu and Tianran Erzhi.
Kai Zi Xu's face was red at that time, and he took a step back inadvertently, just bumping into Wang Jian, who was like a meal, and when he was chatting with Tian Zi Xu, he had already eaten with a mouth full of oil.
In fact, he eats a very large amount, and most of his meals can only be half full, and he is afraid that he will not have money to live if he eats too much, and now there is this kind of buffet that does not require money, he must not let go, so he is so busy that he doesn't even have time to speak, even if he is hit by Kaizi Xu, he doesn't care about letting go to the side, and continues to eat a long long piece of food. And he set himself a goal today, not to eat all the varieties, absolutely no hiccups!
"Ah Jian, you play Lai." Tianren frowned, and asked Wang Jian angrily: "Where are my fish balls?" Where's my fish ball!! Wang Jian spread his hands: "I ate it." β
"You're so nasty!"
Kaizi Xu's face was almost swollen, and he wanted to cry without tears as he watched Tianji participate in the big stomach king competition with the earth dog Wang Jian, and after causing a burst of laughter, he smiled dryly: "Yes......... And ......"
And after looking at it like this for a while, Wang Jian had already run to the other end of the table to eat, but Tiantian Er had just walked a few squares forward, and her anxious appearance was so cute that Kaizi Xu was about to melt. So he finally couldn't hold it back anymore and plucked up the courage to ask, "Wakabayashi... Can I chase you? β
The natural two heads didn't lift, and they didn't even pause: "I can't." β
"Isn't there a chance at all? "Not at all." β
Kaizi Xu was stunned at that time, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he stared at Tianren for a long time without speaking.
Tianji also seemed to notice that something was wrong with him, raised his head apprehensively, wiped his mouth with a napkin, raised the grilled fish on the fork in his hand, and said in embarrassment: "That...... Can I still eat it? Kaizi Xu's tears were about to fall, and he nodded helplessly: "Eat, eat, eat." β
Suddenly, the surrounding crowd erupted into laughter, and the natural two who provoked him rolled his eyes and muttered: "What are you laughing at?" β
And at this moment, a woman with a graceful figure holding red wine slowly walked next to Kai Zixu from the crowd, and grabbed his arm without saying anything: "Young Master Xu, you seem to be very embarrassed today." Why didn't you introduce this sister Yuliang to my sister? β
Kaizi Xu subconsciously pulled her arm out, but after pulling it twice, she found that she was hugging her very tightly, so she could only look at Natural Eryi with an embarrassed smile: "Cousin, cousin only"
"No, Young Master Xu, last time you put your arms around my waist at the top of the mountain, you didn't say that. I'm still waiting for your promise. β
The group of guys around him, most of them knew Kai Zixu, so when they saw his embarrassment, they immediately became interested, and involuntarily moved together in this lively direction just to see this excitement.
"I don't like you."
Natural two are very direct, and when he turns his head, he whistles twice, and the little wolf cub lying on the back of the sofa with a round stomach swishing and jumping down, staggering to the feet of natural two.
Picking up the dog, Tiantian Er didn't speak again, just continued to follow Wang Jian's footsteps and went forward to eat...............
The woman raised her eyebrows, stepped forward with her arms in her hands to block the path of Tianrener, and looked her up and down: "Who are you?" Is it Young Master Xu's first girlfriend? β
Tianji looked up at her and shook his head: "It's just an ordinary colleague, you think too much." β
"Full of red! What are you doing? Kaizi Xu yanked her hand: "I have nothing to do with you!" β
"What am I doing?" The bewitching woman's face suddenly became distorted, and her voice gradually became louder: "Young Master Xu, you are so forgetful, and you are still asking me what I am doing?" β
Kai Zixu looked around: "Enough!" Wait until the prom is over. β
"Nope! I don't! When you were watching the stars and the moon with me on the top of the mountain in the forest park, you called me sweet, and said it was good, it was cool enough after playing, and even the mobile phone number was changed, right? β
This trouble can be regarded as refreshing, and the eyes of the people in the hall are focused here, even including Wang Jian, who loves to watch the excitement.
"What is this woman better than me?" She grabbed one of Natural Er's wrists and pulled Natural Two to her side like a shrew: "Figure? Looks? The dignified Xu Shao actually nodded at such a pure goods? β¦
"Let her go!" Kaizi Xu was also angry: "You get out of here for me!" β
His roar rang out, the music in the hall stopped, and the crowd gathered, and everyone gathered around, watching the woman named Man Hong dragging Tianji's arm and questioning Kai Zixu.
"Hey, girl." Dawei stretched out his hand and flicked it on the red finger: "Let go." β
As if she had been shocked, she quickly withdrew her hand, watching Wang Jian block the innocent and helpless Natural Er behind her, and then she snorted coldly: "What are you?" β
After speaking, she sat on the ground without any image, and cried: "Brother Song's family has been bullied......"
After a while, a tall, burly man pushed away the crowd of onlookers and stepped forward. Dressed in a white suit, white socks, and even white leather shoes, he looked like a toothpaste tube and stood on the red floor, looking at her quietly with his head down.
"Brother Song......"
A crisp slap hit the woman's face, and then smiled coldly: "I don't dislike you for being a, but you are embarrassing people for me here?" β
The red left side of the face was swollen at that time, and he looked at his lover in disbelief, and his lips moved.
And this Brother Song glanced at Wang Jian and Tian Er behind him, and then turned to Kaizi Xu and said, "Xu Shao, this bitch has drunk too much and offended." β
"Brother Zhang said this, and he saw the outside." When Kai Zixu spoke, he was quite unconfident: "This is a misunderstanding." β
"Misunderstanding?" With a smile, Brother Song turned his head to look at Wang Jian: "I just lost my face and beat my own woman, I think there has to be an explanation, right?" β
Kaizi Xu frowned: "Are you looking for trouble?" β
"Looking for something? What can I look for? He propped his hands on the table: "This is all because of women, let's not talk about it, let's follow the rules." β
Wang Jian hooked his finger at Kaizi Xu: "What rules?" β
"There is a rule in these people, that is, women's affairs, if men interfere. For example, he just slapped that madman, which is called the steps. Then I have to give the steps, and I'm going to fan Wakabayashi......"
"You go and try."
Kaizi Xu's nose was sour, and he said with great difficulty: "Do I dare?" β
"If you don't dare, let this handsome guy come." Brother Song seems to be sincerely looking for trouble: "Today I put my words down, I Zhang Song is not a nonsense, I came here today to get justice for my woman, to put it bluntly, I just came to you Xu Zikai Just now I also saw you Xu Shao pursuing this girl, since you Xu Shao dare to chase, then how can there be a reason not to chase, you just look at it." When justice is done, I should stomp my finger or cut off my arm, whatever you want. β
Wang Jian sighed, turned around and raised his chin towards Tianren Eryi: "It's none of our business, it's Kai Zixu's business, let's continue to eat." β
Tian Er snorted, grimaced at that Zhang Song, and turned around to follow Wang Jian.
But Zhang Song caught up without taking two steps, put a hand on Wang Jian's shoulder, and said jokingly: "It seems that this girl is yours, that's right, today I am here to embarrass Xu Zikai, I have to borrow your girl for use." β
Wang Jian nodded, turned around and pushed Tianji forward: "Try it."
As soon as the words fell, Zhang Song threw a heavy slap at Tianren. This made all the rich second generations who watched the excitement stare with bated breath, but in the end, what they waited for was not the crisp sound of slaps to meat, but the muffled sound like a fart.
"How dare you." Wang Jian withdrew the hand that blocked the slap and stretched out two fingers: "I promised my friend just now that I would endure it." So I'm putting up with you for the second time. β
"Beat up!" Dawei suddenly rushed over and kicked Zhang Song: "This idiot! β
But this Zhang Song obviously had two blows, and he avoided Dawei's kick very lightly, and punched Dawei in the face, and the nosebleed came out at that time.
Wang Jian didn't say a word at the time, picked up a huΔ basin on the dining table, and smashed it directly into Zhang Song's head, so fast that everyone didn't react, and then smiled: "k0"
After speaking, he handed David a napkin: "I have never seen such a nonsensical fool." β
And Tiantian Er patted his chest and glared at Wang Jian: "You use violence again!" β
"Hey, the eldest sister is going to beat you."
"It's too" Wang Jian nodded: "It can't be like this next time." β
At this time, Lin Yaxuan hurriedly came from outside, rudely pulled through the crowd, walked to Zhang Song, who had fallen to the ground, and asked with a frown, "What's the matter?" β
"This grandson is going to beat your sister."
Lin Yaxuan snorted coldly: "Which hand?" β
Wang Jian compared... After a moment, he stretched out his left hand: "I'll use this block." β
Lin Yaxuan nodded, picked up a dinner fork, and without saying a word, it was directly nailed into the wrist of Zhang Song's right hand, which had fainted, and the sharp fork rubbed against the bones with a tooth-sore crunch.
At the sight of blood, the dance party was chaotic, and the screams suddenly rang out.
Wang Jian nodded and gave Lin Yaxuan a thumbs up in the noisy environment: "Appreciate you." β
Lin Yaxuan also smiled at Wang Jian: "The head exploded well." β
Natural Er's face was blue next to him: "You two"
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Continue to ask for various tickets......
In fact, this chapter is a super long chapter, and the two chapters are bound together. So don't say I've only changed one chapter today.
As for why this person suddenly appeared, you can guess that it is definitely not created to create contradictions. This is actually justified.
So, if you want to know what happens next, please listen to the next breakdown.
Also, I want a ticket. I used to don't know the importance of asking for votes, and I also ignored the importance of counting jΓΉ, which made me distressed for a long time, and I hope you can give me more comments, long comments, short comments, a sentence and a micro comment, you can say who you like and who you don't like, you know, a novel, all liked characters and all hated characters, in fact, it's a failure, and Zhu Gege doesn't have a god-level Rong Mama?!!!