Chapter 213: How can this world be so crazy
Chen Yulun looked at the new skirt of this year on the model, and the salesperson came over with a warm introduction.
"This is our new style this year, wearing a particularly long leg, with a pair of tight cotton pants inside, it looks great, you have such long legs, it is just right."
"Thanks, I don't need to." She turned around and happened to face the spring peach that was nibbling with a sugar gourd, and she was not too surprised to see the spring peach, but just nodded at her.
Chun Tao saw her coming, so she moved the things on the chair, Chen Yulun didn't want to sit down just to say hello, seeing that Chun Tao packed up her things and sat down.
"Police salaries aren't that small, are they? If you like it, buy it. Chun Tao noticed that she had been looking at the skirt for a long time.
"Isn't there something that can be solved with money - is it delicious?" She looked at the spring peach gnawing with relish, and pointed curiously.
"Well, I'll treat you to it." I bought a lot of spring peaches, and now the weather is cold, and it won't be bad if I put it outside, Chen Yulun took it and looked at it playfully for a long time.
"What's wrong, haven't you eaten it?"
"Well, I haven't eaten, and no woman has ever invited me to eat." She sat down and peeled off the plastic film like a spring peach, red and round, a little bit of a feeling of not knowing where to start.
"Why don't any women invite you to eat, your popularity is particularly bad? Qin Hui still has three friends, you won't be so miserable, right? β
"It's not that I don't have friends, it's just that I've invited others before, and no woman has ever invited me, you're the first, and it feels amazing to be given something by a woman."
She was still studying how to take her mouth, and Chun Tao couldn't see it.
"Feel free to do it. Don't care too much, you can do whatever you want, how can you pay so much attention to eating sugar gourds, you can nibble on the sugar first or bite it directly, lick it first if you are obscene, uh" Spring Peach almost leaked the other side of herself again.
"Hehe, you're so cute." Chen Yulun smiled at Chun Tao, her smile almost made Chun Tao angry, it was so beautiful, Chun Tao had a piece of sugar residue stuck on her mouth. She reached down and took it.
Yuan Erdan came down from the upstairs with his things. From his point of view, Chun Tao was hugged by someone!
It's worth it! The boss asked him to accompany his sister-in-law out to purchase, but he didn't let her be bullied under his nose!
"Let go of my sister-in-law!"
Chen Yulun took off the candy from the corner of Chun Tao's mouth, and when he heard his voice, he just turned around calmly. Squinted at Yuan Erdan. "What did I do with her. As for what you call it like this? β
"Female?" Yuan Erdan was stunned for a moment, he thought he was a very slender man from the back, but he could see the front. This face is clearly a very beautiful woman.
"What about the men, and what about the women?" Chen Yulun pressed his fingers against Chun Tao's chin, and as soon as he turned his head, his rosy lips were attached to Chun Tao's face, chirp!
Yuan Erdan was petrified
I rub !!!
Chun Tao is also fluted, she hasn't been kissed by a woman yet.
"As a reward for being the first woman to invite me to eat, baby!" Chen Yulun's slender fingers brushed Chun Tao's face, and Chun Tao blinked, what was the situation.
"How can you kiss my sister-in-law!" Yuan Erdan is about to collapse.
How can this world be so crazy, how can they be embarrassed by these older men's singles, women are all kissing women, can they live this life!
"Feel free and don't worry too much!" She took the leftover sugar gourd and waved at Chun Tao, "Baby, I'm leaving, I'll see you again when I have a chance!" β
Chun Tao also waved at her, and when Chen Yulun passed by Yuan Erdan, he glanced at him provocatively, although he didn't speak, but the provocation in his eyes was unbearable.
"If you're not a woman, I'd really want to cut you." Yuan Erdan muttered quietly.
"What about women, what about men?" Chen Yulun suddenly stretched out his hand, Chun Tao didn't see how she made a move, the action was too fast, Yuan Erdan dodged her punch on one side, she flew up again, not inferior to Chun Tao, who kicked Muay Thai, looking at the strength, Yuan Erdan bent his elbow to block it, and suddenly felt that his arm was numb, rub, what is this woman doing, why is this strength so big!
"You're pretty good." Chen Yulun retracted his legs, and Yuan Erdan shook his arms.
"You're not bad, which way?"
"It's nothing to do with you, baby, I'm really leaving!" She flew a kiss at Chun Tao, Chun Tao was slightly stimulated at this time, in this crazy world, any woman who came out was so dragged, she wanted to maintain her reputation as the first royal sister, and she had to work harder.
"You-" Yuan Erdan was just about to ask her, but he was suddenly slapped on the shoulder.
"Hey! Nabs! Qiao Yu's smiling face appeared behind him, and he was still wearing a military uniform.
Chen Yulun was stunned for a moment when he saw him, and then his eyes narrowed.
"Aren't you back home, what?" Yuan Erdan didn't expect Qiao Yu to come over.
"I'll come back after my old man's birthday, and I don't have to go back for the New Year, who is this beauty, your girlfriend?" Qiao Yu looked at Chen Yulun with a smile, he has always had an innate affection for beautiful women.
"Hello beauty!" Qiao Yu stretched out her hand to Chen Yulun, she stared at his face for a long time, and then stretched out her hand, and then-
Qiao Yu's Danfeng eyes narrowed, why is this woman so strong!
A dignified old man can't let a woman shake hands softly, but he doesn't dare to shake back people's hands hard, good men don't fight with women!
"Nice to meet you." Chen Yulun let go of his hand and looked at the bag Qiao Yu was carrying, his eyes flashing slightly.
Qiao Yu couldn't bear it, rubbed it, this hand strength!
Seeing her walking away, Qiao Yu rubbed his hands and complained to Yuan Erdan.
"Where did you know such a thunderbolt girl, King Kong, my hand still hurts!"
Yuan Erdan was also very innocent, he rubbed his elbow, this kick was too sour.
Chun Tao had seen enough of the excitement and finished eating the sugar gourd, clapped her hands and stood up, "She's a policeman, you two are so skilled, when are you inferior to even a woman!" β
The two old men are very innocent, who knows what happened to the women in this world, one by one they are like hanging up, they can't beat Chun Tao, and this female policeman is also so bullish. Women are like this, and they don't give men a way to live!
"Qiao Yu, what are you carrying in your bag?" Chun Tao saw Qiao Yu carrying a big bag.
"Oh, I brought some of the preserved fruits from my family, and my sister-in-law will get a box when she comes home."
"Thank you!"
In the evening, Yu Hai came back and told Chun Tao about a special headache, which was ridiculous.
"Qiao Yu let the dragon ship train miserably."
"Why?" Chun Tao is still eating the preserved fruits given by Qiao Yu, box by box of all flavors, quite delicious.
"He sent food to the dragon ship, but there was a woman's inside it," Yu Hai said with a puff of joy.
Dragonships don't eat much of these. Just keep it. It just happened that someone from the military region came over, and he casually took it out to entertain him, and as soon as he opened the bag, his face turned green
"Isn't it? He was so bold. The dragon runner is that prank? Is he still alive? Chun Tao silently waxed Qiao Yu.
"To live is to live. It's miserable, though. He contracted the toilet sanitation on the island for a month, and the boy is still crying out for injustice. Yu Hai felt that Qiao Yu was not worthy of sympathy, he always liked to play pranks, and finally kicked the iron plate.
"Could it be a misunderstanding? He's not going to be that scoreless, is he? "Spring peach plug gave Yu Hai a preserved apricot. He frowned sourly.
"He's just an unreliable person, Xiao Tao, what did you buy today, did you go well into the city?"
"It's okay, I've bought a lot of things for the New Year - by the way, I met the same woman last time." Chun Tao told me about today's events.
Her point was that Chen Yulun's skills were very good, but Yu Hai heard something else.
"You let her kiss you?!" Tuoma, didn't Lao Tzu train and couldn't get out, his own woman was actually eaten tofu!
"She's not a man, just kidding!" Chun Tao didn't think it was a big deal at all.
"It's not a man, it's not good! The next time someone dares to touch you, no matter if the men and women are thrown out, it's too unusual! "That's Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu!
"I really don't have the confidence to beat her, I feel that she is not bad, oops, it hurts her self-esteem too much" Chun Tao has never fought with Chen Yulun, and it seems that she is not on a par with herself, but Yuan Erdan said that Chen Yulun's legs are particularly strong, and Chun Tao feels that she is going to be frustrated again.
Stumble! Where is the aura of the heroine who said good, how to run out is better than her!
"No, if you can't beat it, you have to fight, this is worth it, anyone can bite you twice!" Yu Hai's face darkened, "I have seen your moves, there are a few areas to improve, and I will train you for a while after you give birth!" β
It's enough, what's wrong with this world, why do women come over to rob his daughter-in-law with him, and let people not live!
"Huh? Are you sure? Chun Tao didn't expect such an unexpected gain, it would be great if he was willing to guide himself, his own man is a practical person, a boss-level skill.
"Wait until you have a baby, not now!"
"Then after learning, can you kick the rain down?" She was still thinking about the last time she lost the rain
"No problem!" Yu Hai's summary is all actual combat, he has studied Chun Tao's style of play, the taste of the academy is too strong, and the actual combat is still lacking in heat, if it can be improved, she can at least sweep half of the men on the island.
I didn't tell her before because I thought I could protect her, but now I see
The crazy world can't be guarded against, so it's more reassuring to teach her two tricks.
"Good you Yu Hai! Why didn't you tell me earlier if you have this trick, you see that I'm very frustrated, right? β
"What is fierce, do you want to learn?" As soon as he raised his eyelids, Chun Tao immediately beat him on the shoulder.
"I'm gentle, how gentle I want to be, how gentle I am, a gentleman is quick to say, you can get a travel promise after I give birth, teach me both hands well, don't be allowed to repay, by the way, I'll take the tape recorder, this section has to be recorded!" O(β©_β©)O~
"It's okay to teach, but your performance, uh-huh!" The big-tailed wolf asked him to pretend, and Chun Tao didn't want to learn two tricks from others, so she went around him hard.
"Little Peach, where did she kiss you?" He asked in a voice that didn't seem to care, Chun Tao pointed to his face, and thenβ
"What are you doing, you belong to Himmi, don't gnaw - rub, your three masters' Yu Hai!"
"Little Peach, where is your gentleness?" I just boasted that I wanted to be as gentle as I wanted.
"I choked when I ate preserved fruits" (to be continued......)
PS: Thank you to the princess's mother, Kuang Xia Mo Shi, sir, and the important peace charm!
Today's four watches have been sent, I hope all the relatives can be happy, no matter what is unhappy, just be happy, what!