The façade of the Tsukimi House is actually not large, but the width of the row of three or four people next to each other is wide, but it is better to open in front of the door. Generally speaking, shops operating in Akihabara make the most of the area in front of their doorways, placing advertising balloons to attract customers, arranging experience desks to attract pedestrians, and even having clerks in thick puppet-shaped costumes hand out flyers in front of their doors. That's why the shops in Akihabara are very crowded in front of the pù door.

Tsukimiya is the opposite, probably because it hasn't opened the door a few times at all, so the passage in front of Tsukimiya is clean, which is in stark contrast to the bloated storefront furnishings next to it. And the humble nature of the Japanese in their bones also makes the neighbors of Tsukimiya very envious of the empty area in front of Tsukimiya that is not used at all to attract guests, and slanders from the bottom of their hearts that this unmet peer is a bit tyrannical, but no one will cross the line to use their own things regardless of their face, so the open space in front of Tsukimiya has been left blank, which can also be said to be a somewhat discordant scenery on the long street of Akihabara.

And today, in this open space that has not been used for a long time, there are two people standing on it.

The clerk who had been sent by his boss early in the morning to investigate the enemy looked around, looking preoccupied with the group of hysterical singing girls who were running a solo group across the street, but in fact, the corner of his eye kept looking at the two people in front of the door of the Yuejian house.

There is something strange about these two men.

The one on the left wears black-rimmed glasses, his hair is a little messy, showing the corners of his forehead, and the black messy hair sets off his somewhat sickly complexion, as if he has not been exposed to the sun for several years, and his complexion is unhealthyly pale. And this guy always has an expression of rejection on his face, as if he is "don't come to me, I don't want to pay attention to you".

Of course, although such a person is unusual in Akihabara, a pedestrian street where otaku gather, it is not uncommon, after all, most of the otaku who squat at home are so virtuous, they don't go out of the door all day long, and they lack the desire to communicate with people, so although this guy is a little eye-catching standing in front of the door of the Tsukimi House, it doesn't seem so abrupt.

It's very strange to be the guy next to him. This person's face is full of indescribable strange expressions, as if he has just experienced the saddest blow in his life, and he has to force a smile in front of others, this strong contrast in his body makes people feel particularly strange.

Moreover, both of them were wearing a strange dress of the same style, black and white, tightly clinging to the elbows and shoulders, which looked like the costumes worn by some of the strange-style rock singers in comics, but with a little less ostentatiousness and more simplicity.

What exactly do these two people do? The clerk who was arranged by his boss to come over to investigate the enemy's situation couldn't help but be curious, and deliberately turned his neck quietly to an angle, paying more attention to these two strange guys.

The two strange young men glanced at each other, and suddenly lifted their hands that had been behind their backs in front of them, and two big red flower balls appeared, and shouted in unison: "Welcome to the moon to see the owners of the house, please go home"

boom

The clerk, who was so engrossed in keeping an eye on the enemy, fell to the ground, his hands and feet twitching.

I've never been so embarrassed in my life.

Standing on the street of Akihabara, holding two flower balls that are so red that they look like monkey butts in a zoo, he has to show the so-called "cute smile" and throw "kill and die" to the otaku and strange uncles who have passed by......

"When are you going to go crazy" I lowered my voice, and hated Nian Cangsheng, who was also holding two flower balls next to me, and was still there in a serious manner, making a creepy weird sound and said angrily: "Isn't it fun to play a clown like this?" ”

Nian Cangsheng didn't look at me, continued to wave the flower ball in his hand, and said lightly: "Do you think that in this case, we still have a choice?" ”

I was speechless, and then said unwillingly: "But even so, I don't think we have the slightest chance of success...... Rather than this, it would be better to ......"

"Do you think we can beat her?" Nian Cangsheng interrupted me softly and said, "Here...... It's weird, I always feel that what we see in this room is a little strange, besides, Ling Qiqi's question has already given us a hint, then, since the other party uses her rules, let's follow this rule......"

I sighed, not knowing what to say.

That's right, the person who is standing in front of the door of the Tsukimi House like two idiots and waving that cheesy flower ball to death to attract guests is me and Nian Cangsheng.

I didn't expect that Xu Mingming's bet was that within an hour, we would compete with her to see who could get more customers into the Moonsee House Maid Cafe

This ridiculous bet is arguably the most nonsensical thing I've ever heard of in my life. So I didn't hesitate to scoff at it, but who would have thought that this plug-in man would be the first to open his mouth and accept it

I want to protest, I don't want to participate in this kind of game that is just like a child's nonsense, but who has missed the common people and looked at Ling Qiqi who was still unconscious in the other side of the car if he unintentionally looked at Ling Qiqi, the seventh sister of the Ling family had woken up at this moment, the expression on her face was very strange, she seemed to be a little anxious, but also a little expectant.

The point is, she looked at us and nodded her head slightly.

Xu Mingming cheered, happily ran to the back of the counter on the side to go to Zhang Luo props, Nian Cangsheng still looked at Ling Qiqi, the corners of his mouth opened and closed slightly, and the strange expression on Ling Qiqi's face became more and more intense, and Orr shook his head even more.

It wasn't until Xu Mingming brought over two crumpled black and white so-called "deacon" robes and proudly let us wear them that the mime between Nian Cangsheng and Ling Qiqi was forced to stop.

Then it was boring, and I was forced to follow Nian Cangsheng to put on this weird costume, and then took two large flower balls with frightening colors, and began our mission of soliciting guests.

"I'm very generous" Xu Mingming didn't forget to brag about himself, and when he pushed us out of the door, he said triumphantly: "One hour, I'll let you start for 30 minutes first~"

In this way, Nian Cangsheng and I stood on the streets of Akihabara and began the so-called "Tsukimiya" campaign to solicit customers. ――I just don't know if after a while, this strange behavior of ours will be rumored in the streets as the new "Akihabara Seven Unthinkables".

"What the hell were you talking to Ling Qiqi just now?" I still didn't give up, and while waving the flower ball in my hand weakly, I whispered to miss the common people.

Nian Cangsheng paused, seemed to hesitate for a moment, and then said, "I didn't say anything...... She just told us one thing. ”

"What's the matter?" I tried not to pay attention to the eyes of the people walking in front of me looking at us like monsters.

"Within the scope of the Yuejian House, you must not disobey Xu Mingming." Nian Cangsheng said softly.

I chuckled in my heart, and my hand that was already weakly waving the flower balls used to attract guests also stopped, and turned my head to look at Nian Cangsheng.

"Don't stop." Nian Cangsheng shook his head and said, "There is no turning back now, so let's continue and see what things will develop in the end......"

I was a little angry, but I didn't know how to deal with the strange situation in front of me for a while, so I had no choice but to shake my head and continue to shake the guest props in my hand listlessly.

Is it good for two men to solicit customers on the street?

The answer, of course, is undoubtedly no.

Throughout the ages, to attract guests, we must choose the beautiful women with sweet looks and soft voices as killer features, which has always been the only way to serve in various service industries. --Especially in Akihabara, an otaku paradise infested by countless otaku and middle-aged weird uncles. It is absolutely impossible for any otaku with a humanoid uncle to give up the solicitation of cute girls with cool smiles and charming smiles all over the street, and come to the shop where two strangely dressed men come to solicit pù.

So, when I was seen by countless strange eyes of all kinds, I felt that I was about to collapse, and the people of Tsukimi House were opened, and a melodious voice like a silver bell rang.

"Half an hour later, it's time to get a discount"

Xu Mingming's eyebrows were like crescent moons, and she ran out with a smile, she glanced at us, the corners of her mouth pursed up, and she seemed to say with some disbelief: "Won't it?" You didn't even get a single guest? ”

I'm about to bleed in my heart, and it's hell to be able to pull a guest like this.

Xu Mingming looked at us and frowned, "This is too unchallenging...... You're like this, big sister, it's not interesting for me to win."

While speaking, a group of maid girls dressed in various colors walked out behind Xu Mingming, and they walked forward familiarly, smiling and shouting crisply: "Masters ~ Welcome home ~ Yuejian House is fully promoted today, and the owners who go home will enjoy consumption discounts——"

Before the words fell, many middle-aged uncle-level men walking on the street immediately stopped their hurried steps, and their eyes lit up.

"You can also play games with your favorite maids for free—" The group of girls threw a bombshell again.

airplanes

In an instant, more than a dozen middle-aged uncles immediately rushed over, and under the guidance of those maid clerks, they followed the Tsukimi house with salivation.

I almost spurted a mouthful of blood.

Is there any reason for this?

Looking at Xu Mingming's triumphant and delicate little face, for the first time in my life, I had the urge to beat an underage girl.

"You don't think it's challenging, do you?" Nian Cangsheng's voice was still calm.

Xu Mingming didn't look at us, sitting on a high back chair, swinging his feet, his long hair hanging down to the ground fluttering slightly in the wind on the street.

"So, from now on, what will you do if we win against you?" Nian Cangsheng was not discouraged by being ignored in the slightest, and continued.

Xu Mingming finally turned around, looked at Nian Cangsheng strangely, and said, "Huh? Are you sick in the head? ”

"Your answer?"

“…… You can do whatever you want," Xu Mingming also seemed a little annoyed.

"Okay." A smile appeared on Nian Cangsheng's face and said, "We're going to raise." ”

"Add what?"

"We lost, Uncle Customer Service gave it to your family," Nian Cangsheng ignored the impulsive eyes of me to kill, and said quietly: "What if...... If we win, then please give us the Killing Stone."