Chapter 088: The Great Demon King blesses

Being hugged by a girl's waist is a very common thing.

But if this girl is a big star who often appears on TV and has countless fans, then this feeling is definitely different. At the moment when she was hugged by Lin Yun'er, Xu Hao was really in a trance, although it wasn't Lin Yun'er who was deliberately hugged, but because the bicycle shook and scared her.

But hugging is hugging, and it can't feel wrong.

After a trance, Xu Hao was like being beaten with chicken blood, he couldn't help but boil his blood and think about it.

After a short panic, Lin Yun'er sat firmly on the back frame of the car, one hand still holding the clothes on Xu Hao's waist, and the other hand stretched out, as if catching the air. I didn't know how excited Xu Hao was by the hug just now.

Lin Yuna enjoyed the feeling of sitting in the back of the bicycle, while Xu Hao recalled the feeling of being hugged by a big star.

I wish time could stay for a while.

But after passing through a few traffic lights, the backstreet arrived, and from a distance, I saw the neon flashing lights on the stage of the folk show, and there were people on the stage performing a two-person turn, and the audience was crowded with viewers.

"Nuna, it's here."

"I saw it, and there it was." Lin Yun'er happily pointed to the stage in the distance, "How are we going to walk over?" ”

There are so many people.

Xu Hao can't do it, if he is alone, he will squeeze to the front row with people, but he is still pushing a bicycle and taking Lin Yun'er with him, so he can't let Lin Yun'er squeeze into the crowd.

After rolling his eyes, Xu Hao saw that across the road from the folk show stage, there was a Hualian supermarket, and he suddenly had an idea, locked the bicycle on the guardrail on the side of the road, and said to Lin Yun'er: "Nuna, follow me!" ”

"Where to go?"

"The second floor of the supermarket."

Xu Hao is a part-time tour guide, Lin Yuner obediently followed him to the supermarket, and the two of them didn't talk nonsense, so they went directly to the second floor. Turning around, I turned to the safety exit at the staircase, which is generally the passage for supermarket employees to walk, or the passage for transporting goods.

If you go up the stairs from the safety exit, you will find the opposite folk show stage at the corner of the second and third floors.

This is Xu Hao's inspirational discovery.

But when he walked in, he suddenly realized that he was not the only smart person, and there were already four people at the staircase, three men and one woman. Most of the windows were squeezed, leaving only a small space. Seeing that someone was coming again, the three men and one woman all turned their heads a little unhappily, wanting to stop people from grabbing the land with their eyes.

However, when the three men saw Lin Yun'er, a big beauty, their eyes immediately straightened, not only did they not want to drive away, but they moved to the side without moving.

The woman first looked at Lin Yun'er, probably sensing the threat, and her eyes were not good.

As for Xu Hao, who came with Lin Yun'er, he was ignored by three men and one woman so gorgeously.

Of course, Xu Hao also wants to show off his sense of storage: "Nuna, just watch it here, the field of vision is wide and quiet, and the absolute top VIP box effect." ”

"Hmm."

Xu Hao glanced at the position of the three men and one woman, and decisively brought Lin Yun'er to the side of the girl, and then stood next to the two men on the side. ”

"Oh yes, so are you." One of the bespectacled frustrated men, replied.

"Hmm. Are you all in this together? ”

"No, I'm with him, those two are together." The man with glasses pointed to the person next to him, indicating that they were together, and then to a man and a woman over there, indicating that they were together.

The greetings are over, and the show begins.

Lin Yuner has a strong interest in performances full of Chinese folk characteristics, and Xu Hao is not so artistic. Because the window at the corner of the stairs is not too big, the six people are a little crowded on their stomachs, and Xu Hao's arm is inevitably next to Lin Yun'er's arm, although there are two layers of clothes to block it, it still makes him feel uneasy.

Recently, I don't know if it's the life of dogs and horses in Hengdian that keeps him restless, or if he is getting older, and the endocrine hormones are vigorous.

In short, as long as he talks about women, touches or touches, or even makes eye contact, he can fall into a state of wanting to be wrong.

Of course, it is limited to the spiritual world, in the real world, he is still the sunny big boy, Xu Hao, who struggles for his dreams and disdains love.

On the stage of the folk show, the two turned very funny.

The audience laughed, and even the absent-minded Xu Hao was not only amused by the lines of the two singing and harmonizing. Since Zhao Benshan set up Liu Laogen's big stage, the two of them turned this vulgar folk little yellow song, and gradually entered all parts of the country, although there are still many vulgar elements, in general, they have slightly improved their level.

It's just that it's a little difficult for a Korean to understand the two-person turn with a Northeast accent and understand the connotation inside.

No, Lin Yun'er saw that everyone was laughing, so she asked softly: "Xu Hao, why can't I understand the jokes they say?" ”

"Well, the cultural differences." Xu Hao didn't know how to explain it.

The little thin man in the Northeast on the stage shouted amusement: "The world is ours and the sons, but in the end it is the grandchildren." ”

There are sarcasm, witty, and allusions, and people who are not proficient in Chinese culture and Chinese really can't understand what it means.

Then Ya said to her female companion, "Don't be nervous, I'm not a good person." ”

This sentence is very simple, Lin Yun'er understood it, and laughed. Seeing her laughing happily, Xu Hao also laughed along, he had heard this old stalk N times.

"Hey, brother." Suddenly, the man with glasses on the side patted Xu Hao's arm and asked in a low voice, "Brother, is your girlfriend Korean?" ”

Girlfriend?

Xu Hao did not deny this title, and also whispered back: "Yes, Koreans." ”

"Cow, brother, foreign girl." The man with glasses gave a thumbs up and said enviously.

"Huh." Xu Hao smiled so proudly.

……

After watching three shows in a row, Lin Yuner couldn't get enough of saying that she would go shopping somewhere else.

Before leaving, Xu Hao waved his hand to the man with glasses on the side: "You look here, let's go first." ”

"Goodbye." The man in glasses waved his hand as well.

Xu Hao and Lin Yun'er left the staircase side by side, and at first glance, they really looked like a couple.

When they left, the man with glasses said to his friend: "Why can't we meet a foreign girl, just this person, not very old, you see his girlfriend, tall, good, good, still Korean." Hey, what's wrong with this world, the good cabbage has made the pig arch. ”

His friend rolled his eyes: "Korean? Maybe it's a whole thing. ”

"You don't care if she's tidy or not, at least she can't be wrong with her figure and size. Such a foreign girl, even if it is the whole thing, I want it too. ”

"Come on, you can't even hold one of your own sisters, and you still talk nonsense about foreign girls, don't think about it, I'll treat you at night, and Sauna will open meat for you."

The man with glasses looked nervously at the girl on the other side and said to his friend, "You keep quiet...... Do you really please in the evening? ”

"Look at your appearance, I'm invited, it's not just a matter of a few hundred yuan, it's a big deal!"

Don't mention the filth here.

Xu Hao left the supermarket with Lin Yun'er and continued to visit Hengdian. There are many places to go in Hengdian at night, and there are many street stalls selling all kinds of snacks. It's a pity that it's already past eleven o'clock after watching the folk show, and Lin Yun'er still has to film tomorrow, so she must go to bed before twelve o'clock.

They only had time to eat two street stalls, a fried rice cake and a meat bun, and then played hoop once. The ferrule was found in a small street, and the dealer who did not know where it came from, placed many toys, dolls, small items, souvenirs on the ground, and then provided plastic hoops for customers to throw.

Ten dollars at a time, very expensive.

Lin Yun'er threw six times in a row, but all of them missed.

"Xu Hao, vote for me, I want that giant panda." Lin Yun'er angrily pointed to a giant panda doll about 20 centimeters tall on the plastic skin.

The head of this giant panda is relatively large, and if the circle wants to be trapped, it must be hung on its two ears.

"No problem." Xu Hao immediately took over the task of setting up the giant panda.

They bought a total of ten circles, and there were four left, Xu Hao was confident that he had mastered the power skills very exquisitely, and he was completely able to kill with one blow. He moved his wrist, stretched his arm, and gently threw the circle forward.

Smack.

In Lin Yun'er's expectant eyes, the circle didn't even touch the giant panda, and it fell to the ground.

"Oops." Lin Yun'er sighed.

"Ahem." Xu Hao blushed, fortunately it was night, and the street lights were relatively dim, so he couldn't see clearly, "Mistake, mistake." ”

The boss saw that Xu Hao couldn't get it, and immediately said proudly: "There are skills in the circle, the skills are mastered, what I have here, you can set whatever you want." Young man, put a circle on the subject, don't be nervous, you grasp it, set one, and your object will be happy. If you want to coax girls, don't be soft, are you right? ”

Although Xu Hao was very satisfied with the title of "object", Lin Yun'er also listened, so he naturally couldn't give the next one so shamelessly.

"Okay, okay, boss, I know how to do it, there will be times when you are distressed!"

Lin Yun'er didn't know if she understood the meaning of "object", or didn't care about the boss's title, so she laughed on the side: "Xu Hao, cast for the giant panda." ”

"Don't worry, I'll definitely vote for you as a giant panda!"

With the first failure, this time, Xu Hao learned a lesson, summed up experience, and shot again.

Swish!

The circle smashed on the panda's head and then slid down.

"Ouch, what a pity." Lin Yuna shouted regretfully.

Xu Hao blew a sigh, stabilized his mentality, and shot again.

Smack!

It slammed into the panda's head again, and then slipped to the side.

The boss saw Xu Hao's posture, and he was a little nervous, and hurriedly adopted interference tactics: "Young man, this ring, can't be you cast like this, your throwing force like this is rigid, not soft enough, it will produce elastic ......"

Xu Hao ignored it, pinched his fingers, snapped, tilted his neck again, and clicked.

Turning his head to Lin Yun'er, he said, "Nuna, this time, you will be killed!" ”

Lin Yun'er nodded very convincingly: "Hmm." ”

As everyone knows, at this moment, Xu Hao's heart is full of the world's immortals and worshipping Buddha.

"Jade Emperor! Buddha of the Buddha! Taishang Laojun! Yuan Shi Tianzun! Jesus Christ! Bodhi Ancestor! The Great Demon King of Vic! The rivers and lakes are in emergency, the girl is on the side, waiting for me to radiate the glory of a hero! You must bless me with this one! ”

After reading the prayer in his heart, Xu Hao's eyes narrowed slightly, and the strength of his body turned into a soft finger, and the three fingers of the middle finger, index finger and thumb were gently forced.

plastic circles, flew out......