Chapter 165: Diaphragm (Asking for a Monthly Pass)
Chapter 165 Diaphragm
"Zeng Yi, don't mess around" Tang Weiguo made a straight face, "You are not General Zhang's opponent"
"That's not necessarily" Zeng Yi smiled, "It's a mule or a horse, you have to pull it out for a walk to know."
"It's not like words" Tang Weiguo glared at Zeng Yi, and said in his heart What kind of medicine did you take today, and you dare to say that the deputy head of the Central Guard Regiment is a mule, isn't this a provocation
Zhang Jiexiong was extremely annoyed in his heart, this Zeng Yi relied on his ability to heal, and he dared to kick his nose in the face like this, and he got him all the passes, not only did he not thank him, but he provoked three times and twice. Maybe I let this kid know today that he knows that the sky is high and the earth is thick, as long as he doesn't miss his arms and legs, so that he delays treating Haohui
"Okay, let me weigh how many catties you have."
Zhang Jiexiong took off his general's hat and put it on the small stone table in front of the door, then took off the military jacket on his upper body, folded it and placed it next to the military cap, and set up a posture in the middle of the courtyard.
"General Zhang, Zeng Yi has always spoken lightly or heavily, you don't have to be like him" Tang Weiguo hurriedly persuaded, he knew that Zeng Yi's kung fu was good, but Zhang Jiexiong was not bad, his fists and feet had no eyes, and any one of these two people could be injured when they fought, which was not what Tang Weiguo wanted to see.
"It doesn't matter if you speak lightly or not, as long as your subordinates are light and heavy," Zeng Yi said, looking at Zhang Jiexiong and asking, "General Zhang, are you right?" ”
Zhang Jiexiong sneered and said, "I will be measured" The meaning is clear, don't be afraid, I won't break your arm, but the hardship will be inevitable.
Zeng Yi shook his shoulders, stood three meters away from Zhang Jiexiong, and said with a smile: "Then I will thank General Zhang first."
Tang Yingxin and Tang Haolin, the two little guys, were bored for a long time, and when they saw the excitement outside the door, they all ran out excitedly, and shouted loudly: "Grandpa, grandpa, come out and see, Uncle Zeng Yi is fighting with someone."
Tang Xiuquan had seen it through the window, but he didn't come out, Zhang Jiexiong's level was as high as him, and it would be useless for him to go out, Tang Xiuquan knew that Zeng Yi was different from Tang Weiguo, he was not the kind of person who had nothing to provoke, and now he did this, he may have his own reasons.
"Uncle Zeng Yi, come on"
"Uncle Zeng Yi, come on"
The two little guys shouted slogans rhythmically, their little faces were red with excitement, the standard of good and evil in the eyes of children is very simple, those who are close to themselves are good people, and those who are against their relatives are all bad people, Zhang Jiexiong's black face is the bad guy among the bad guys in the eyes of the two little guys.
Tang Weiguo hurriedly went over to stop the two little guys and told them to shut up and watch obediently.
Zeng Yi stood in an unobtrusive posture at his feet, raised his hand, and said with a faint smile: "General Zhang, I am the master, you are a guest, you have come all the way to Nanyun, you invite first"
"I'll give you three tricks"
Zhang Jiexiong shouted, but he hated in his heart, this kid is really verbose, if you want to do it, you can do it, what you are before me, you are really on the killing field, who will be polite to you, there will be this time, a shuttle of bullets will destroy a company like you
Zeng Yi still said politely: "General Zhang, please first"
"Don't talk nonsense, do it quickly" Zhang Jiexiong let the words of the three moves come out first, so naturally it is not easy to regret it.
Zeng Yi stood there and didn't move, looking at Zhang Jiexiong for a long time, his expression was very leisurely.
Zhang Jiexiong hated it so much, he knew that this was the case, so he wouldn't say the words of the three moves, and went up to smash his head and face, and saw that you kid still dared to be arrogant
After waiting for a while, he still didn't see Zeng Yi move, Zhang Jiexiong became angry, put on a stance, and shouted: "You still can't fight ......?"
Before the last word "type" was shouted, Zeng Yi bounced up on the spot, and his fist was in front of him.
Zhang Jiexiong didn't shout the last word, he felt a breath in his chest, a little uncomfortable, he didn't expect Zeng Yi's speed to be so fast, he said to fight, like a cannonball, in a blink of an eye, it was too late to protect, and as soon as he raised his leg, he swept towards Zeng Yi's waist.
This is also Zhang Jiexiong's subconscious reaction, these people in the guard regiment are like the ancient "dead soldiers", desperate for their own lives, but also to protect the integrity of the chief, so fighting is a lifeless way to fight, and it is necessary to destroy the enemy in the shortest possible time. You poke him in the eye, he pokes you in the eye, you sweep him down, he still pokes you in the eye, to put it bluntly, he doesn't take your attack in his eyes at all, he completely sees death as home.
But today is not a life-and-death battle, Zhang Jiexiong swept out of his leg, he regretted it a little, he knew the weight of his leg, if he was swept away, it would definitely be a broken bone.
Seeing that Zeng Yi didn't hide, Zhang Jiexiong had to take a deep breath to take away a few points of strength in his legs. But just as he was calming, he felt a surge of qi in his chest, and instead of sinking, this breath looked like it was going up.
"Not good"
Zhang Jiexiong secretly said in his heart that it was not good, this is the problem of hiccups that will be committed again, it is really terrible, no hiccups in the morning, no hiccups in the evening, but hiccups at this time. At the moment, he didn't care about sweeping Zeng Yi, his legs were retracted, and then he took a deep breath, trying to forcibly suppress the urge to hiccup.
As soon as his legs were closed, Zeng Yi followed under his feet, and as soon as his arm was long, he slapped Zhang Jiexiong's chest with a "snap".
Zhang Jiexiong felt as if his chest had been hit by a ball flying at high speed, and he didn't feel any pain, but his chest cavity was buzzing, and the breath he had just sunk was immediately dispersed.
"Wow" Zhang Jiexiong couldn't hold back any longer, and let out a loud hiccup.
As soon as the hiccup came out, Zhang Jiexiong's heart sank, he still couldn't hold back, but he didn't want to be listened to by anyone.
Just when he was distracted, Zeng Yi bullied him again, and slapped Zhang Jiexiong's chest with a "snap" palm.
"Boom"
Zhang Jiexiong hiccuped again, and as soon as this hiccup came out, he was immediately annoyed, this kid actually forced himself to burp two times in a row, which was unbearable.
Tang Weiguo wondered on the side, and said in his heart that Zhang Jiexiong was also the deputy head of the guard regiment, how could he be so vulnerable, and he was hit twice by Zeng Yi in a row.
"It's going to lay eggs, it's going to lay eggs"
Tang Yingxin and Tang Haolin saw Zeng Yi hit Zhang Jiexiong, jumped up and clapped their hands, their little hands clapped red, because Zhang Jiexiong's hiccup sound was very similar to the sound of the Luhua chicken at home after laying eggs, and the two shouted that they were going to lay eggs.
Zhang Jiexiong was even more annoyed, his feet suddenly exerted force, his body was like a cannonball rushing out of the barrel, and shot straight towards Zeng Yi, as soon as he got closer, his head shook slightly, making a posture of kicking his legs high, his legs were halfway, he sank suddenly, a stomp, and his right fist was quickly punched, this time he didn't have the intention of showing mercy to his subordinates, and he used up all his strength with one punch.
Zeng Yi only took half a step to the side slightly, and his right palm struck out again.
"Smack"
"Bang"
Zeng Yi slapped Zhang Jiexiong's chest again with a palm, but he was not spared, and was smashed firmly on the right chest by Zhang Jiexiong's punch.
Zhang Jiexiong took a step back, feeling that his chest was shocked very uncomfortably, and a breath churned up, and he made a super loud burp again, and then "poof", spitting out a mouthful of black blood.
Zeng Yi's punch was even more severe, he took three steps back in a row, and then hugged his chest, coughed "Kaka", and his face turned a little pale.
"Stop" Tang Weiguo stepped forward a few steps and stopped between the two, "Everyone stop, stop it"
Tang Weiguo's head was sweating, Zeng Yi slapped Major General Zhang to vomit blood, Major General Zhang's punch was not light, looking at Zeng Yi's face, I knew that he was not comfortable at the moment, my mother, what kind of competition is this, this is going to be desperate
Zhang Jiexiong spit out a mouthful of black blood, and felt that his chest was extremely happy, since he was injured and committed this hiccup, he had never been so happy, he only felt that his breath went straight to his lower abdomen, and the strength in his body increased a lot.
"Don't fight, don't fight" Zeng Yi waved his hand at this time, "General Zhang's kung fu is good, I am convinced"
Zhang Jiexiong is no matter how stupid he is, he understands what is going on, Zeng Yi's three palms just now were for himself, especially the last palm, which made him feel comfortable, if there is this effect in a fight, he would rather be beaten every day.
Thinking of this, Zhang Jiexiong regretted it in his heart, he knew the weight of his attack best, the last punch, he definitely did his best, if ordinary people were hit, even if the ribs were constantly two, they would lose their ability to resist, if they were hit in the left chest, the heart would be under the fist shock, temporarily stop beating, if it was hit in the right chest, the lungs would be swollen, and in serious cases, the lungs would collapse.
Seeing Zeng Yi's pale face again, Zhang Jiexiong's pair of fists didn't know where to put it, and stepped forward and asked with concern: "Brother Zeng, are you okay?" ”
"It's okay, it's okay" Zeng Yi waved his hand, turned back to the two little guys over there and said, "Move my medicine box out"
The two little guys originally came to see Zeng Yi's might, and Zhang Jiexiong had no power to fight back, but in a blink of an eye, Zeng Yi was also injured by the other party, and his little face turned pale, and he rushed into the house to get the medicine box.
"It's all my ...... blame for this" Zhang Jiexiong didn't know what to say, "Brother Zeng, you can punch me a few times"
"I proposed to learn, my skills are not as good as others, I am willing to defeat and lose" Zeng Yi smiled, "It's okay, General Zhang doesn't have to take it to heart, it's just a little injury"
Zhang Jiexiong felt embarrassed, the last punch, Zeng Yi could have dodged, he saw it very clearly, Zeng Yi's half step on the side was to avoid the vital point, if it wasn't for the slap of his own palm, he could have been completely free from his punch.
In order to treat himself, he received a heartless punch from himself, and Zhang Jiexiong regretted it so much at the moment that he wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into.
Tang Yingxin and Tang Haolin quickly came out with the box and put it in front of Zeng Yi, they looked at Zeng Yi nervously and asked, "Uncle Zeng Yi, are you okay?"
After speaking, both of them looked at Zhang Jiexiong with the same hatred, and their eyes burst with anger.
"You two little things"
Zeng Yi smiled and touched the heads of the two, then opened the medical box, took out a small porcelain bottle from it, poured out a small black pill and took it, and then smiled at Zhang Jiexiong: "My homemade medicine invigorates blood circulation and dispels blood stasis, regulates qi and relieves pain, General Zhang wants to take one, cure illness and strengthen the body without disease." ”
Zhang Jiexiong was very embarrassed, and took one from Zeng Yi's hand, "Thank you, Brother Zeng, I'm really ......"
"When General Zhang leaves, we must fight again, to be honest, I am very unconvinced to lose today" Zeng Yi smiled at this time.
"Okay, I'll let you beat you up then" Zhang Jiexiong felt better when he heard Zeng Yi say this, if he didn't let Zeng Yi punch him a few times, he would be uneasy in his life.
Tang Weiguo looked confused on the side, what was going on with these two people, Zeng Yi was just punched, this kid is a doctor, he can make up for it by taking a pill himself, if it is said that Zhang Jiexiong is more seriously injured, he vomited blood, why Zhang Jiexiong was beaten, but it was as if he owed Zeng Yi a big mood.
The horses, I knew that I wouldn't shirk just now, and I went up to beat him first to vomit blood and fight with the guard regiment, but it was very rare, and he was a major general
Zeng Yi took the medicine, his face was much better, he packed up the medicine box, and said, "General Zhang, if you are not busy, just sit down and chat, and we will go over together."
"Okay" Zhang Jiexiong didn't say much, nodded, put on his military uniform, and sat on the small stone bench at the door.
Tang Weiguo hurriedly went to the house to make tea and brought it out, Zhang Jiexiong couldn't even smile, seeing that everyone was black-faced, he could sit down and chat together, I'm afraid there were few people
The three of them sat at the door for more than half an hour, in fact, they didn't chat, they just drank tea, Zhang Jiexiong has a special identity, and he has developed the habit of trying not to talk if he can.
Seeing that the time was about the same, Zeng Yi lifted the medical box and said, "Let's go over now, Haohui should also take medicine."
Zhang Jiexiong snatched Zeng Yi's box, held it in his hand, and said, "I'll come" After speaking, he led the way in front.
Tang Weiguo's eyes were straight, even when his father-in-law saw Zhang Jiexiong, he had to be polite and salute three points, and now Zhang Jiexiong brought a box to Zeng Yi, what kind of situation is this
Walking farther away, there was no one left and right, Zhang Jiexiong said in a low voice: "Brother Zeng, I can't speak...... thank you"
Zeng Yi waved his hand and said, "General Zhang has such a heavy burden on him, I just do my best, and I don't thank you."
Zhang Jiexiong said: "I have written down this situation." ”
Zeng Yi shook his head with a smile, didn't speak, and paced forward behind Zhang Jiexiong.
After walking a few steps, Zhang Jiexiong said again: "Brother Zeng, what is my hiccup problem?" ”
"Air stasis," Zeng Yi explained, "It may have something to do with your profession, it should have been obtained after injury, and the gas stasis was between the diaphragm." This diaphragm is a term in the anatomy of Western medicine, which believes that hiccups are caused by spasm of the diaphragm. It's a pity that the diaphragm is in a special location, and there is no medicine that can reach that part at present, so it can't be cured by taking medicine, and you must use the technique of patting to guide it, and then use your own qi to get the stasis out. ”
Zhang Jiexiong nodded, no wonder Zeng Yi wanted to make himself angry, it turned out that he had this purpose. However, Zhang Jiexiong was also surprised in his heart, Zeng Yi's medical skills were too clever, he had never burped in front of people, he only swept it with his eyes, and he knew what was wrong with him, and because of what he got sick, he was also very accurate.
This hiccup is the result of the injury.
Two months ago, the Guard Regiment conducted an exercise to protect the chief in the event of a surprise attack, using real guns and live ammunition, but during the exercise, an accident occurred, and when the bomb detonated, a dummy was blown away and went straight to the protection target.
Even if it was a drill, Zhang Jiexiong had no choice, and while shouting "be careful," he stood in front of the "target" without hesitation and took this blow. The dummy was made of compressed cotton, weighing 160 pounds, as heavy as a real person, and harder than a sandbag.
After the military doctor examined and found no external injuries, but there was blood stasis in the chest, so he prescribed the medicine to invigorate blood and remove blood stasis, who knew that after the blood stasis was dispersed, Zhang Jiexiong had hiccups since then, at the beginning, he ate and burped, drank water and burped water, and did not eat water and rice for three days, and he couldn't sleep at night.
After surviving for a few days, it was not so serious, and the meal could be eaten, but the hiccups still couldn't stop, and Zhang Jiexiong pressed it all in one breath to prevent the hiccups from coming out.
Now that Zeng Yi has slapped it like this three times, Zhang Jiexiong feels that he no longer has the urge to burp.
"Brother Zeng, come to our guard regiment, we are in short supply of doctors like you"
Zhang Jiexiong said that there were many elites in the guard regiment in the past, and they had to retire because of some small injuries, which made Zhang Jiexiong feel very regretful, if there was Zeng Yi, the holy hand, I believe that those brothers under his hands could serve for two more years, at least they should make a merit and retire, and they would have a good place for the rest of their lives.
"How can the guard regiment be so entered?" Zeng Yi smiled, "Besides, I'm used to being free and casual, and I can't be restrained, so I'll still recruit my businessmen, didn't I say it, our country is currently focusing on economic construction." ”
Zhang Jie said ambitiously, the guard regiment is not said to be able to enter, the strictness of the audit is beyond imagination, and the bottom of the eight generations of ancestors must be clearly investigated.
There was nothing to say all the way, and when they arrived at the small building where Zhai Lao lived, the people from the Security Bureau had already fried the medicinal soup for bathing, and they were all cold and put in a large urn, just waiting for Zeng Yi to come.
Zeng Yi was different today from yesterday, he first boiled the water in the small casserole before instructing the people from the Security Bureau to put Zhai Haohui in the urn.
Zhang Jie said ambitiously that this process is not very different from yesterday's, he wanted to ask more, but after thinking about it, forget it, Zeng Yi's medical skills are so clever, he must have a reason to do this.
Sure enough, the interval between the ringing of the silver needles on Zhai Haohui's body became smaller today, and soon it sounded to the seventh sound, if you follow yesterday's process, I am afraid that the second pair of medicines has just been decocted at this time, how can you drink it?
This is because Zhai Haohui's body has stasis of qi and blood, so the meridians are not running enough, and he used medicine once yesterday, and he has improved a little today.
After using up the medicine, the people from the Security Bureau helped Zhai Haohui go back to rest, they were also a lot more relaxed in the past two days, Zhai Haohui used to have madness almost every day, since yesterday's medication, this day or so, but there is no recurrence, which is worry-free.
Zeng Yi went to the next morning for a follow-up visit, Zhai Haohui's eyes were no longer as dull as before, and if you looked closely, you could see that there was a bit of agility in his eyes.
Zhai Lao was in a good mood, and as soon as his hand was raised slightly, Zhang Jiexiong took out a mahogany box from the cabinet on the side and came to Zeng Yi.
"Xiao Zeng, this is what I promised to give you" Zhai Lao had a warm spring breeze on his face.
Zhang Jiexiong opened the box, which was covered with red flannel, and in the groove of the characteristic, there was a black pistol, which looked very old, and on the side of the back seat of the gun, there were several yellow, orange and orange bullets.
On a hot day, it's not easy to code words, can brothers and sisters cool down a few monthly passes? It's time for cooling, haha.