Is a woman really heavy?

If, at a certain time, he wakes up and finds himself handcuffed against the bed by a woman with your gun Glock 22 in his hand, then the woman at this time should be important to him.

……

He woke up, and the moment he woke up, his head was still wooden, and the pain of the wood always made people reluctant to open their eyes when the pain hit, and wanted to squeeze their eyes hard to resist the unbearable feeling in the world.

"Awake?"

When the voice that seemed to come from the nether came to his ears, he opened his eyes as if his head had been drilled by an electric drill, and his eyes could only squint when he wanted to rub his hands against his aching eyes......

Crash.

The sound of chains was heard.

Then Weekend suddenly raised his head and looked at the top of his head, and found that his hands were locked at the head of the bed by police handcuffs!

"Do you have ringing in your ears and tingling in your head?"

Charlotte also changed, she was wearing a black leather jacket and leather pants, and she was staring at a pair of 11CM sky-high heels, which were pointed like a sharp blade blooming in the moonlight.

How is this dress a little familiar?

At home in Texas, there is always such a scene in the 'blockbuster' broadcast on the midnight pay channel, and Charlotte is wearing what is commonly known as the queen's outfit by enthusiasts...... Why does she still have a leather whip in her hand? Hand ...... Black gloves with lace edges!

"Don't worry too much, you haven't been hurt much, if there is still tinnitus in your ears tomorrow, it may be a perforated eardrum, I, I don't use all my strength."

She sat on a chair that didn't belong in this room at all, and crossed her legs. The sharp tip of the shoe was aimed at the weekend, and the woman was still - provocative - funny - sex - dangling on the leather shoes at the end of the day, and the weekend's eyes were full of dangling toe tips.

"You're not Charlotte."

Yoda smiled, "That's smart, sweetheart." ”

"But I'm not in the mood to discuss this with you right now, come on. Let's briefly describe the plot. Just now, after you were unconscious, I put the pistol in her hand because I missed Christy so much, but Christy accidentally pulled the trigger, uh, that bullet hole in the wall you should be able to see. ”

Yoda stood up, walked to the door and turned on the light, and when Weekend looked in the direction her finger was pointing, sure enough, he saw a clearly visible bullet hole, and the wall was white. Bullet holes, are black.

"In order not to let the neighbors know about the situation in this house, I called the police, so that Gistie would not be investigated because other people called the police, and Lambert's home would naturally not be exposed to everyone's eyes."

Yoda walked back, raised his leg and stepped on the side of the bed, and put his hand on the knee with the whip and said, "You need to do a favor." ”

"Yes." The weekend immediately responded: "Let go of me." I was able to explain everything to the police who came and made sure they wouldn't enter the house at all to check. ”

"Hahaha......" Yoda laughed very happily. Dangerous laughter filled the room, and in the moment when the smile retracted: "I don't trust you." ”

"Believe in myself more."

The meaning of these two sentences was clear, and Weekend could fully understand Yoda's thoughts, and when he calmed down, he had already recalled everything that had just happened in this room.

"Listen, we're a couple from now until the police leave the house for a while. The important thing is that we all have some special hobbies, and when those fun things are going on......" she looked into the weekend's eyes and gently squirmed with her flaming red lips that had been put on makeup, "Rub, gun, go, fire." ”

Perfect.

Weekend couldn't imagine how the woman in front of her could do all this in such a short period of time, and she took advantage of her status as a police star. The attitude towards celebrities has always been to speculate that those who are far from our lives have some more private, dirty quirks. At such a time, a person who has just turned from a small person to a star is more suitable for speculation, and no matter which police officer is going to rush to this house, they will not have any suspicion when they see that they are locked here and hear Yoda's explanation.

With this quirk, Yoda was able to explain the pistol for the weekend, and it was not surprising that it went off.

The smartest part is that Yoda can control himself!

"Hey, big star, you'd better do me a favor, don't forget that there is a monitor in this house, and I still have your own gun in my hand." The moment Yoda picked up the pistol on the bedside table, she was not threatening the life of the weekend, but the lives of the weekend and the two police officers who were about to enter the house after showing her powerful attack.

She is definitely capable of killing three people in an instant with that Glock 22.

Ding dong.

The doorbell rang at this moment, and Yoda glanced at Weekend again, thinking that something was wrong for a few seconds, then quickly reached out and unfastened his belt, and then grabbed the side of Weekend's shirt and tugged hard-click!

A good shirt is torn all the buttonholes, not to mention how pitiful it looks at the weekend.

"Here we are." The most infuriating thing is that the woman turned her head and shouted softly, knowing that the voice would not reach downstairs, deliberately angry with the most gentle tone.

Click, click.

The sound of high heels echoed down the hallway, followed by the stairs, and then the sound of the door opening.

"SIR, really, I'm really sorry, I don't know what to say......"

On the weekend, you can imagine the embarrassment of Yoda's deliberate performance, she will definitely wave her hands and shake that short hair, these movements combined with stumbling words can play the tension to the extreme, this goblin!

"Ma'am, ma'am! Hey! Calm down, ma'am, you have to hand me the pistol first. ”

Weekend sighed, he knew that the police officer who came must have taken the bait, and the goblin must have confused the other party by being scared silly.

"Ma'am, can you briefly describe what the gunshots were all about?" The voice of inquiry came, and although the volume was small, it was heard over the weekend.

"UH~SIR, that'...... At night, my boyfriend and I were ...... after the kids were asleep We...... SIR。 I don't know what to say, can you come in with me? I promise, in the name of my father, Mr. Lambert, that you will understand at a glance. ”

The sound of high heels came again, and without asking, Yoda must be walking back. HER VOICE HAS PROVEN IT: "SIR, PLEASE COME IN, PLEASE COME IN." ”

As soon as I closed my eyes on the weekend, this time it was completely over, and there were ironclad rumors in the police station.

"Sister, I'm afraid."

"Ah......h

Heaty's voice also appeared, this heartless little girl and Yoda cooperated with the police to fool the police, and they definitely played the acting skills of the actress, and the crying that thundered and didn't rain was so heartbreaking that it was heartbreaking, and Harazi went straight to the mouth. The foaming stars flew everywhere, and her lung capacity was not enough, and her face was red.

It's just a bit distracted.

“S――H――I――T。” An unfamiliar voice came: "Not only is this little girl frightened, look at that little man, his face is purple with fright!" ”

I really wanted to rush out and pick up the policeman's ear and tell him, "That-he-mom-I pinched that!! ”

Figures flickered at the door, and two policemen entered the room in turn, and Yoda's voice coaxed Christy in the hallway: "Oh, my little princess. Mr. Police is here, and we are not in danger. Don't be afraid, don't be afraid. ”

Boom.

I almost didn't crush my back molars over the weekend.

"Weekly ??!!!"

“What―the―hell？！！” The policeman's surprised voice was obviously faster than the weekend's voice, and this scene made the patrolman more excited than the Kardashian who saw the - naked - body, and the soothing voice of 'shhh' over there on the weekend had not yet come out, and he had already exploded: "Hey, come and see what I found?" ”

Close your eyes on the weekend. I only thought about one sentence: "Who-he-mom-do-is here to kill me!" ”

The other patrolman was significantly more surprised than the first, and he was stunned, and he turned his head to look at Yoda in the corridor again, "You ......" He then turned his head and looked at Zhou Zhou again, "You ......"

Yoda timidly replied, "I'll just say I can't tell......"

"Oh my gosh." As if remembering something, Yoda quickly rummaged around his body and said, "Where's my key?" ”

The two patrolmen woke up in an instant. One of the more daring old patrol officers rushed to the side of the weekend and said to himself: "It's a rare opportunity to take a photo with a star." ”

On the weekend, I saw that guy sitting on the ground and taking out his mobile phone, and I didn't have time to analyze whether this guy hated 'he was so old and hadn't made a name for himself in the police world, but this young man had become a star' or simply wanted to take a photo with the police star, and quickly learned to learn the marmot to hide his face between his elbows, not caring if this posture would make the handcuffs tighter, anyway, he blocked his face first.

"Take a ...... for me too"

The great, just, selfless, and absolutely impartial law enforcement patrol directly helped to hold a fan meeting for the weekend in this situation, and the scene was grand, and the meeting ceremony was chic, and in order to celebrate the birth of this moment, we hereby take a group photo.

"Zhou, just now this lady told me that you are a couple...... Burst...... Ha ha...... Do you need to open the handcuffs first? The patrol officer couldn't hold back his laughter when he asked as usual, and finally said the ridicule in his heart, and then said seriously: "I'm sorry it's an American joke." As he spoke, he took out the handcuffs from his pocket and the key was about to help him open the handcuffs for the weekend.

Weekend quickly dodged and responded with the most uncooperative attitude: "She's right, I'm her boyfriend, it's a game, and besides, I don't need to uncuff the handcuffs, as long as you leave quickly!" And according to the legal process, I-he-mom--I asked you to delete the photo! ”

“SIR？” Yoda leaned over and said, "He may be very angry and think that I have lost his face, can you two come out first, if there are documents that need to be signed, I can do it for you." ”

Yoda persuaded the two patrolmen to leave the room, and when he closed the door, he said in a very regretful tone, "Honey, I will definitely find the key." Immediately after that, she even pouted, pouting with the most annoying expression!!!

"Our police stars are really good at this?" The two patrolmen chatted to each other as they walked down the stairs.

……

A few minutes later, Yoda's voice rang out: "Kissy, tell Officer Zhou tomorrow morning that I have downloaded the video of his murder to a USB, and only I know where it is hidden." ”

"This is the handcuff key, and you can only open the handcuffs for Officer Zhou when you get up tomorrow."

"Won't he go crazy all of a sudden?"

"Don't worry, with this USB, the safety of the three of you is guaranteed."

"As for Charlotte, Officer Zhou in his sober state will never do anything to her, he understands that Charlotte and I are two people."

These words are heard clearly on the weekend. (To be continued.) )