Chapter 573: Admire a fart

The group of people in the car suddenly rolled their eyes, and the head of the car actually asked us to listen to the command of such a shameless person...... Sometimes hearing too well isn't a good thing.

The monks and Taoists involuntarily raised their palms, and they didn't know what they were secretly saying. The nuns and Taoists pretended not to hear, while the Kongtong faction and the gossip faction looked at each other, and everyone was pessimistic about the prospects of going abroad this time, and the phone caller was obviously corrupted by the capitalist fancy world.

Only Xuan Bing of the Qingcheng faction heard the name 'Hua Linglong', although her cheeks were secretly red, but her eyes flashed, because she had witnessed Lin Zixian's desperate bloody battle to save Hua Linglong in Qingcheng, so she didn't feel anything wrong with the flirting on the phone between the two.

"I'm like a flower-like age, and it's inevitable to have a physiological reaction, how can you let people bear it? The handsome guys around me are really tall and burly, and I heard that the 'murder weapons' of foreign devils are very big, and I get wet just thinking about it, and I can't help it. Besides, there are still handsome guys when I return to China, I can't help it after a long time, why don't you give me a 'vacation' and allow me to indulge? Hua Linglong sang in a low voice, her voice was very charming and seductive, and it seemed that she really couldn't help but cheat.

"Damn, what the hell is wrong with you? You didn't call me just to talk about it, did you? Lin Zixian didn't have a good air, he couldn't figure out what it meant, and there was no need to report it if he really wanted to cheat, right? How can you make Lao Tzu embarrassed? Deliberately irritating Lao Tzu, isn't it?

As everyone knows, it was the two cards he gave Ning Lan that made trouble, and the reason he gave Ning Lan money was to let his wife take care of the money. The wife naturally wanted to check how much money she had, but she didn't know if she didn't look at it, and she was shocked to see that there were 200 million US dollars. Ning Lan immediately checked the card given to Hua Linglong and found that it was also 200 million US dollars.

Ning Lan suddenly felt that something was wrong, but she couldn't say what was wrong, so she called Hua Linglong to ask for advice. Hua Linglong also felt that something was wrong when she heard it, what does it mean for a woman to send 200 million US dollars? Is it severance pay?

Usually, these women are accustomed to Lin Zixian coming and leaving. knows that he is not an ordinary person, so he will not ask him where he is, and he will not call him if he is fine. But this time. Hua Linglong couldn't sit still, a little like losing her soul, so the female goblin turned her head and had this call.

"What do you say if you don't talk about it? Isn't that what happens between men and women? Hua Linglong spat, and then begged: "Slut, I really can't help it, I'm about to be hooked up by a handsome guy from a foreign devil, he always moves his hands and feet, and he always wants to eat my tofu, which makes people's bodies soft." Slut! You just don't know, will you allow me to cheat once? ”

Lin Zixian almost burst into tears, and if I don't know, don't tell me! Holding the phone in both hands, he said weakly: ", you don't really think I'm so generous, right?" I'm a man! How could I say yes to such a thing? ”

A group of people in the business car all looked at this guy with sympathy, thinking that it was really the wicked who had their own wicked grinding. His own woman actually called him grandly and said that she was going to cuckold him, and it is estimated that no matter which man he changes, he will collapse.

Yukiko Kawakami, who was driving, turned her head to look at Lin Zixian with a sad face with a playful face, and smiled a little, thinking that you would have a headache when you meet this kind of woman.

"Then what should I do, I really can't help it, or you fly here with me. Give me a flood fight? Hua Linglong said, her voice was charming and crispy, and she was so sweet that she was greasy.

Lin Zixian was speechless for a while, let me fly half the world to do that with you, is there a mistake? He sighed and said, "Hua Linglong, don't make trouble, I really have something, you are not that kind of person, why bother me." ”

After Hua Linglong on the other end of the phone heard this, Yinya scraped her lips, and she had said it to this point, anyone would think that she was a good man, but this man still trusted herself, she felt that she couldn't climb out of his pit in her life, and she was completely ruined in the hands of this stinky man.

Inadvertently, I was moved a little again, but now is not the time to be moved, I have to solve the problem with all my efforts, and it is impossible to give up all my efforts.

She suddenly said with a sad face: "Then what kind of person do you think I am?" You've known me for so long and you still don't know who I am? I can't do that kind of hypocritical little daughter mentality, my mother has always done what she says. I tell you the truth, I really can't help it, I want to let the handsome foreign devils around me be pressed under me tonight, and then let go of my throat for a night...... Thinking about it, my heart is beating a little faster and I blush, I'm looking forward to it, he's really handsome and strong. Forget it, I've said hello to you anyway, and I have a clear conscience, since you have something, then go busy with your business, and I'll do what I want to do tonight. ”

A group of people in the car suddenly sighed and sighed, and they were very sympathetic to the guy who was sitting in the passenger seat on the phone.

Lin Zixian's eyes almost popped out, and he said in a deep voice: "Hua Linglong, are you fucking disgusting me?" ”

"Big brother's physiological needs! I'm also very entangled, don't worry, I gave my body to someone else's heart and it will still be with you, okay! Hua Linglong coaxed him obediently.

Lin Zixian was almost collapsed by her, it's okay for you to cheat secretly and not let me know, the words have come to this point, if Lao Tzu promises you, or is he not a man? Suddenly said sharply: "You dare to mess around, don't blame Lao Tzu for destroying flowers." ”

"I said that you are not interesting, don't you just find a man to sleep with, just open your legs, I have a lot of things, you will not lack anything, can you scare me?" Hua Linglong complained and said: "Forget it, I know that you are ruthless, I am afraid of you, I will give you a day, if you don't appear by my side within a day, it means that you don't take me seriously at all, and I will agree to you." A minute late, I'd have stripped naked in someone else's bed. ”

"Damn, you can try it." Lin Zixian glared.

"Lin Zixian, don't scare me, you know what my background is, the old lady is not scared. I officially tell you, the old lady is in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, and I will give you a day to hurry to fight the flood for the old lady and solve her physiological needs, otherwise it will be outdated. Hua Linglong hung up the phone directly after the ultimatum, and it seemed that she was very angry, as if she was going to come for real.

Listening to the busy tone on the phone, Lin Zi was speechless, it was really a big forest and there were all kinds of birds, how could he meet such a woman.

Yukiko Kawakami, who was driving a business car on the side, smiled and said in Japanese: "I admire this lady very much, you must introduce me to me if you have the opportunity, I think I will definitely become good friends with her." ”

Lin Zixian rolled his eyes and said angrily in Japanese: "You still appreciate her?" Appreciate a fart, is this called water-based poplar and red apricot out of the wall? ”

"I don't agree with your statement, you are messing with flowers and grass everywhere outside, why do you ask other people's women to keep festivals for you and keep them for you for the rest of your life? I support her to find her own happiness, she should learn like me, there are so many men in the world, pull up your bed if you like, and kick off the bed if you don't like it. When Yukiko Kawakami said this, her tone was faintly excited.

Lin Zixian was stunned for a moment, the two had a relationship once, he vaguely guessed that the other party's words were suspected of alluding to the past of the two of them, and he also vaguely knew some of the other party's thoughts, but he thought that it had long passed, and the emotional entanglements around him were already unclear, so he deliberately avoided it. Then he coughed dryly and said, "Stop." ”

Yukiko Kawakami also realized that there was something wrong with her feelings, and quietly glanced at Lin Zixian, but she didn't see any clues on his face, she breathed a sigh of relief, and parked the car on the side of the road as she said. Turning back and asking, "Are you really going to Rio de Janeiro to find her?" ”

"Do you have a choice?" Lin Zixian sighed and said: "Women, sooner or later I will be destroyed in the hands of women, sometimes it is not a good thing to have too many women." ”

"If you can't control what's in your crotch, you're not qualified to say something like that." Yukiko Kawakami said coldly, but finally reminded: "I'm a woman, so if I know women, she may be deliberately forcing you to find her." ”

"I know." Lin Zixian sighed slightly: "Since she did not hesitate to defile herself to force me to see her, it means that she needs me now, maybe she is in trouble, so I must appear by her side in time." That's all I can do for her, get me back to the airport. ”

Hearing this, Yukiko Kawakami's bright red seductive lips tightened, and she suddenly turned the car around and drove back to the airport again. After driving on the road, he looked in the rearview mirror and asked, "What are they going to do?" ”

"Send them back to the hotel first, and help them change their clothes, it's too eye-catching to walk around like this." When Lin Zixian said this, he suddenly thought of something, turned back to a few people and asked, "Which of you can speak a foreign language?" ”

The eight of them glanced at each other, Xuan Bing raised his hand and said, "I can speak English." ”

Lin Zixian was stunned for a while, but he didn't expect that this Taoist aunt who looked a little otherworldly and a little fairy could actually speak English.

However, what surprised him was still behind, Huashan Liu Gongchen, Emei Wenhai, Wudang Lingfeizi, Witch Teacher Lian, Bagua Quan Tieshan, and even Shaolin Bald Shiyuan all said that they could speak English. Especially Wan Ruyi, a disciple of Kongtong, after looking at Yukiko Kawakami, who was driving, actually said that he could speak Japanese.

Lin Zixian couldn't help but be surprised and asked, "Do you know Japanese?" "I thought that the eight major factions were not as stubborn as I thought.

Wan Ruyi replied softly: "The wife of the last head of our Kongtong was Japanese, and I was sent to Japan to serve for a period of time when I was a teenager. ”

Lin Zixian was stunned, he seemed to have heard Lin Bao mention this matter, but he didn't expect it to be true, nodded and said: "This is easy to do, otherwise I have to find another translator for you, and it is good to communicate normally." ”

He now vaguely understood why the Eight Great Sects sent these people to explore the way, turned his head and pointed at Yukiko Kawakami and said: "I have something to do and leave, you go to live with her first, and then change the strange clothes on your body, especially the bald head, cover me up." ”

Shi Yuan was named, and immediately folded his hands and said: "Bodhi has no tree, the mirror is not a platform, there is nothing originally, where to stir up dust, the heart is calm, everything is the same." The implication is that there is no need to change. (Site. Your support is my biggest motivation. )