Chapter 267: Drunken Poor (Guaranteed)

"The master of the Xuanmen Gate is Qin Shi Huang, what is the origin of the Yin and Yang Hall that can fight against him? This world is really getting more and more interesting, people who should have been dead for more than 2,000 years ago, and now they are jumping up and down, is it because the gods have disappeared? ”

After confirming the identity of the master of the Xuanmen Gate, Lin Feng knew that the other party must know the reason for the disappearance of the gods, but it was obvious that it was impossible for the other party to sue him.

Lin Feng had a feeling that Zhao Zheng must be planning something, otherwise he would not have been able to establish the Xuanmen, with his strength, the people of the Xuanmen would not have much effect on him.

"Zhao Zheng, I really want to know, what is the thing that can make you plan for two thousand years?" Lin Feng's eyes narrowed slightly, and he said softly.

……

Langya City, Lecheng County, upstream town, an ordinary house.

White lanterns hung on the gate of the house, and the courtyard was also a mourning hall, in which a bright yellow coffin was parked, with the big head facing the door.

In front of the coffin, where there should have been a basin of paper ashes, there was an offering table, which was full of chickens, ducks, and fish, all of which looked very attractive, and next to them were several large jars of wine.

Next to the coffin, there were two people standing there, a middle-aged Taoist priest wearing a Taoist robe and holding a peachwood sword in his hand, and next to him was a woman dressed in ordinary clothes and about thirty years old.

"Dao Chief, what should I do?" The woman glanced at the middle-aged Taoist priest beside her and asked nervously.

The middle-aged Taoist priest pointed to the layer of white powder at the door of the hall: "This is the powder I grind from glutinous rice, as long as you see footprints on it, it means that the ghost has come back with your husband, and then you will say that the ghost has come to work hard, prepare a little wine and vegetarian dishes, and invite them to enjoy it, and then you don't care." ”

The woman nodded: "Well, I see!" ”

I saw the woman say so. The middle-aged Taoist priest stepped aside, slowly squatted down behind the door, and then pulled the Taoist robe on his body and covered his entire body.

Glancing at the middle-aged Taoist priest, the woman swallowed her saliva, and then stared nervously at the layer of glutinous rice powder at the door of the hall.

Time passed minute by minute, and the layer of glutinous rice powder did not change in any way, just when the woman couldn't help but want to open her mouth to ask the middle-aged Taoist priest on the side, on the originally flat glutinous rice powder. Suddenly there was a change.

First, there was a pair of footprints in the shape of a horse's hoof, then a pair of footprints in the shape of a normal person, and finally a pair of footprints in the shape of a cow's hoof.

Seeing this, the woman's heart began to beat violently, and she knew that her husband's soul had been brought back by the bull head and horse face.

Because today is her husband's first seventh, it is the night of the soul, and after her husband comes back to see the situation at home, he will be sent to the underworld to be reincarnated.

"The two ghosts have come from afar, and I have prepared some thin wine and vegetarian dishes. Please don't dislike the two onichas, please enjoy! ”

The bull-headed horse face that escorted the ghost of the woman's husband, when he heard the woman say it, his nose immediately smelled a fragrance. Then I saw the table next to me.

"Old horse, how long has it been since we had anything delicious?" The bull licked his lips and swallowed, staring at the table of wine and food with huge bull's eyes.

Ma Mian couldn't help but drool: "What do you mean it's been a long time since I've eaten something delicious?" Ever since he became a ghost. Have we ever eaten something delicious? ”

Although the bull head and horse face are said to be ghosts, they are actually evil ghosts in the nature of labor reform, except for work. There is no enjoyment at all on weekdays, let alone good food and drink.

"Old Ma, do you think we can eat this wine and food?" The bull's saliva couldn't help but flow.

Ma Mian looked at the ghost who was looking at his wife stupidly, and said with some hesitation: "It will take me a while to look at the ghost, why don't we eat some first?" ”

"Good!" The bull's head answered, and he pounced directly, ripped off a chicken leg, and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Don't grab it, there's still a copy of mine in it!" Ma Mian also hurriedly pounced.

In the past, when escorting ghosts home to visit, there was no delicious food on the table, but the cow head and horse noodles could not smell a little fragrance, and even if they were eaten in their mouths, they tasted the same as chewing wax, and there was no taste at all.

However, this time the wine and food were different, in the feeling of ox head and horse noodles, it was like before death, and that wonderful feeling made them desperately stuff the wine and food into their mouths.

Unconsciously, the more and more Niu Tou Ma noodles were eaten, and in the end, the food on the table had been swept away by them, and even the three major jars of wine were drunk by them.

"Well, this wine is not small, I feel a little high!" As soon as the bull head stood up, his body shook twice, and he held his head and said.

Ma Mian held the table with both hands: "I ...... too." Yes...... It's a bit of a top. I'll ...... first. Sleep first...... Get some sleep first! ”

After finishing speaking, Ma Mian fell asleep directly on the table, and the bull shook his head, but he didn't hold it up, and fell asleep on the table.

Not long after the bull head and horse face fell asleep, the Taoist priest who hid behind the door and covered his whole body with his robe put down his robe and walked out from behind the door.

"Dao Chief, what should we do now?" The woman asked with a look of trepidation.

The woman couldn't see the cow head and horse noodles at all, she could only see the wine and food on the table decreasing, and at this time, she saw the middle-aged Taoist priest come out and hurriedly walked over.

"The two onicha are already drunk, now we must send your husband's ghost into his body before the onicha wakes up, otherwise, he will never have a chance to be resurrected!"

"Okay, Dao Chief, I'll listen to you!" The woman nodded.

The middle-aged Taoist priest nodded, turned his head to look at the ghost of the woman's husband: "Did you hear your wife's words?" ”

The series of changes just now made the woman's husband a little unresponsive, and when he heard the words of the middle-aged Taoist, he could only nod honestly.

"Don't resist my guidance later!"

The middle-aged Taoist priest took out a small bowl the size of a wine cup from behind his waist, bit his middle finger, and pointed directly at the bottom of the small bowl, and then shouted at the ghost of the woman's husband: "Liu Zhidao, come to my bowl!" ”

The ghost of the woman's husband nodded, condensed into a point of light, and flew into the bowl in the middle-aged Taoist's right hand.

Seeing Liu Zhidao enter his bowl, the middle-aged Taoist priest hurriedly ran a few steps and came to the edge of the coffin, and the small bowl in his hand was directly buckled on the eyebrows of Liu Zhidao's corpse.

Immediately afterwards, the middle-aged Taoist priest's formula kept changing: "Seven spirits gather, reverse the soul of life, return the three souls, and reincarnate the dead!" ”

Liu Zhidao's eyes opened suddenly, and the whites of his eyes were covered with bloodshots, looking red, which looked extremely weird.

The middle-aged Taoist priest hurriedly took out a black gourd from his back, pulled out the stopper, and directly stuffed the gourd mouth into Liu Zhidao's mouth.

PS: Today, these three chapters are guaranteed, and two chapters are added to tomorrow's daytime and noon and tomorrow's guarantee will be sent together. (To be continued......)