Chapter 7 The Fifth Female College Race Mother
"Gu Feng, how old are you this year?" Su Man'er finally couldn't help but ask.
"Nineteen!" Gu Feng answered truthfully, but he couldn't help but wonder in his heart, asking me what I am doing at my age, do you want to be a matchmaker for me?
"Oh!" Su Man'er's tone was light, but it was not difficult to hear a trace of emotion, if he was really stupid and he was responsible for the rest of his life, then the only way could only be to marry him, but he was only nineteen, but he was already twenty-four, five years older, as the saying goes: the first female college holds the golden rooster, the second female college holds the gold can, the female junior holds the gold brick, the fourth female college is blessed with longevity, the fifth female college is the old mother!
Mother? Su Man'er couldn't help but feel a chill in her heart, she didn't want to be Gu Feng's mother, what a humble person.
At this time, Gu Feng's madness seemed to come up again, and he asked rather uninterestingly: "Sister, are you expensive this year?" ”
"Cough~~~~" The embarrassment on Su Man'er's face was enough to be described as wonderful, and he glanced at him with disgust, "Why are children asking so much, hurry up and take a bath!" ”
Su Man'er has always lived alone, and it stands to reason that there will be no men's clothes at home, but she moved out a large box, and after opening it, it was full of men's clothes.
Gu Feng leaned over a little curiously, "Sister, is this your favorite dress?" ”
Su Man'er glanced at him, and shouted a few times: "This is my father's!" ”
"Oh!" Gu Feng's heart was settled, but he whispered like a model: "In the middle of the night, don't yell and scream, how scary!" ”
"You~~~" Su Man'er glared at him, glaring at him so low that he lowered his eyebrows, and then sighed and said, "My father has been dead for fifteen years!" ”
"Huh?" Gu Feng was taken aback, wearing a dead man's clothes would be unlucky.
"Ahh Su Man'er straightened her face, took out a white shirt and a pair of trousers from the box and threw them at him, "Wear it, if you don't wear it, you will give me naked!" ”
The shrew was so tough, and Gu Feng didn't want to be naked, so she had to honestly take her clothes and go into the bathroom.
After the door was closed, there was no sound of water for a long time, Su Man'er was a little strange, could it be that this guy was pooping?
Thirty minutes passed, and there was still no movement inside, Su Man'er couldn't help it, even if it was constipation, it should be dealt with, so she knocked on the door and asked, "Gu Feng, Gu Feng, what's wrong with you?" ”
There was no sound inside, Su Man'er was wondering, but the door opened, Gu Feng's clothes were neatly put on, and his hair was not wet, obviously not washed yet.
"What's wrong with you? Why haven't you washed it after so long? Su Man'er asked suspiciously.
"I, I, I didn't find water!" Gu Feng blushed and said, he searched every corner carefully in that small room, and he didn't find a water tank, there was a pipe, but there was not a drop of water, and he was about to come out and ask Su Man'er, she came.
Su Man'er really didn't want to roll her eyes so much, her eyes would cramp like that, but she couldn't help but give Gu Feng another one, and asked angrily: "Are you from an alien planet?" Can't even use a water heater? ”
Gu Feng looked embarrassed, he had never heard of what a water heater was, so how could he use it?
Seeing him like this, Su Man'er suddenly realized that she had broken his brain, so she had to be patient, led him to the water heater, and told him which is the switch, which direction is turned on, which direction is turned off, looking at his dumbfounded old hat, she simply said how to use shower gel, shampoo, conditioner, facial cleanser, toothpaste, toothbrush, etc., and finally asked: "Do you understand?" ”
Gu Feng nodded, he was not a child, and he didn't have cerebral palsy, although he hadn't seen these things, but the method he used was very simple, as long as he said it once, he would understand.
Warm water poured down from Gu Feng's head, and the small jets of water that spread out washed his body like rain falling from the sky, this feeling was very comfortable and strange, and at the same time made his head wake up.
This is a new era more than 1,000 years later, and it is also a new turning point in his life!
In Da Liao, he was depressed and never had a good life, and he had been coldly regarded and bullied by people before he learned martial arts and medical skills, and he was about to get ahead.
Since God is so wrong about love and got him here by mistake, then if he continues to live in a nest and do nothing, then he really looks down on himself.
Here, he wants to live well, better than in Daliao, better than ever.
Power, status, money, women, he must have, here, he must shine, become a master, become an absolute strongman.
The environment does not change from person to person, so from this moment on, it is time for him to integrate into this new environment and new things
There was finally a sound of water in the bathroom, Su Man'er was relieved, let him toss it himself, but when he turned to leave, he suddenly remembered something, when he brought him the clothes just now, it seemed that he only took the outer clothes and pants and did not give him the underwear, and his father's compartment with clothes did not see any underwear, so what should I do?
Let him be a hanger without underwear? This doesn't seem to be good, in case you encounter any neck lifting, isn't it too shabby?
Take your own and dress him in? Let's not say that the body structure of men and women is different, just thinking about a tall man wearing a pair of women's underwear, just thinking about it, is already creepy.
After thinking about it, let's go to the "Meiyijia" supermarket that is open 24 hours a day at the intersection and buy him two.
A woman goes to buy a man's underwear in the same way that a man goes to buy a sanitary napkin.
When choosing underwear for Gu Feng, the familiar supermarket owner kept looking at her with strange and complicated eyes, because the boss knew that Su Man'er had always been single, and suddenly came to buy men's underwear in the middle of the night, presumably there was already a man, and he couldn't help but sigh in his heart: A good woman was taken away by a wolf again.
Su Man'er took two boxes of men's underwear and almost ran back to her home, the strange eyes of the supermarket owner really made her unbearable, and she deceived herself and said angrily: What's wrong with buying men's underwear? Who says that women can't buy men's underwear? Can't I buy it for my brother to wear?
Brother? Thinking of this word, Su Man'er's eyes couldn't help but darken, an adult is five years old, what can he do if he doesn't be a younger brother?
The sound of water in the bathroom was still rattling, and Gu Feng was obviously still taking a shower!
Su Man'er put the box of underwear on the table, turned on the TV and sat there in a daze, in case Gu Feng's brain really can't be cured anymore, then do you really have to take care of him for the rest of your life? Then she doesn't have to get married?
Alas, if you don't marry, don't marry, I have been a medical representative for so many years, and I have seen countless men, basically none of them are good things, if I wasn't sleek enough to respond casually, I'm afraid I would have become a remnant of flowers and willows.
I'll take him to see him when I wake up tomorrow, hoping to cure him, so that I don't have to delay someone else's life and catch up with my own life.
By the time she came back to her senses, an hour had passed, but the water in the bathroom was still ringing!
After washing for so long, doesn't the water bill cost money? But then I thought about it, I couldn't help but be shocked, the water heater used in her house is dangerous, although that guy's body is strong and his skills are strong enough, but no matter how powerful he is, he is still a patient with brain problems, don't you have carbon monoxide poisoning, right?
(Come on, brothers and sisters, fast forward to the top ten~~~~~)