"Brother, how is this posture? Oops, it hurts! ”

"Don't sauce purple, people are so shy!"

"Ass up, yes! A little higher, okay, steady, don't move, it's good right away! ”

"Bang bang—" There was a burst of strange noises and demonic laughter from the bedroom.

……

"Whew-I'm tired!" Haobai sat at the head of the bed, took the SLR off his neck, and took a puff of aftermath.

"Brother~" Zhao Yinger hugged Haobai's neck from behind, snatched Haobai's cigarette, pressed it on the wall, her pretty face was red, covered with fine sweat, as if she had just experienced a fierce exercise, "Don't smoke, show me the photos." ”

"Tidy up the bed for someone else first, and take a few photos of you, it's even more tragic than the scene of the reincarnation war." Haobai looked back at the bed that had become a dog kennel, and he didn't know if Yang Lei would beat himself when he came back, this was the boudoir of Yang Lei and his daughter-in-law.

"What the hell is Samsara War?" Zhao Ying'er twisted her body and asked in a comfortable position.

Haobai felt a softness on Zhao Yinger's chest behind him, smelled a faint smell of sweat, and suddenly thought of the name of the video he saw in the computer just now, and couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed, Haobai scolded in his heart: Beast!

Then he turned his head, looked at Zhao Ying'er's chest, smiled at the corner of his mouth, and said, "I didn't expect Xiao Nizi's body to develop better and better!" ”

"Brother, you're getting worse and worse!" When Zhao Ying'er heard this, she also realized something, her pretty face suddenly turned crimson, she let go of Haobai and began to make the bed, and her heartbeat was a little uncontrollable.

After a while, Zhao Yinger saw that the bed was well made, and Haobai had already read the newly taken photos to the computer, and cleaned up some unbearable memories in the SD card.

Zhao Ying'er ran to Haobai's side barefoot, and found a small stool out of nowhere, stared at the screen intently, then pointed to her photo and said loudly: "Quick!" Fast! Let me see the spicy beauty! ”

Haobai took a total of 180 photos, of which only 10 were shot with the intelligent photography system, and the effect was naturally visible at a glance.

"This one is simply beautiful!"

"Wow, this kawaii smecta!"

"My long legs, yes!"

"Oh, this one is so charming, why is my ass so straight, ahaha......" Zhao Ying'er couldn't help but let out a demonic laugh.

"Rub rub, this is my little tiger tooth~"

Zhao Yinger quickly found ten photos, and under the comparison of intelligent photography effects, the other photos taken by Haobai himself were simply unsightly.

"Brother! I love you! Zhao Yinger really loves these photos so much that she couldn't help but be excited, and kissed Haobai directly on the face.

"Eh-" Haobai wiped his saliva with disgust, and then said, "You little color. Demon! ”

"You're the color. Demon! Seeing this, Zhao Ying'er snorted coldly.

After Haobai sent the photo to Zhao Yinger's mailbox, he looked at the time, it was almost half past five, and then asked, "Are you hungry?" ”

Zhao Yinger was still enjoying the photos on the computer, and nodded without looking back.

"Let's go, I'll take you out for a big meal!" Haobai said with a smile.

"Huh? Brother, you can make it for me yourself, I haven't tasted your craft for a long time. Zhao Ying'er wanted to agree, but suddenly thought of Haobai's situation, and guessed that Haobai probably didn't have much money, so she opened her mouth and said.

Haobai saw Zhao Ying'er's gaze subconsciously glanced at the floor, where did she not know what she was thinking, although this little cousin looked very aggressive, she was actually quite good at caring about people.

“…… All right. Haobai smiled indifferently, in fact, he really didn't have the money to entertain Zhao Ying'er, so he had already bought the ingredients in the morning and planned to cook dinner for Zhao Ying'er by himself.

Haobai opened the refrigerator, he couldn't remember what ingredients he bought at the beginning, and after looking carefully, he found that there were more than a dozen chicken wings and two catties of pork ribs, as well as some shredded meat and side dishes, a large bottle of cola and soy milk, and probably the recipe was sweet and sour pork ribs with cola chicken wings and three side dishes.

Of course, these dishes are not for two people, but also for the three brothers who share a house, all of whom are at work and usually arrive home after six o'clock.

Haobai took all the ingredients to the kitchen, and then planned to start working, and Haobai was the team's private chef when he was reincarnated in the world.

Soon, the kitchen was filled with the sound of chopping vegetables.

Zhao Ying'er followed the sound, and when she saw Haobai's knife skill of cutting potatoes into thin strips, she almost dropped her jaw.

"Hmph~" Haobai saw Zhao Yinger's expression, took out a white radish from the basket next to him, and threw it into the sky, the kitchen knife in his hand was as fast as a flash, just like the dog's blood in the movie God of Food.

But in the next second, the white radish was like a fairy in clothes, and the coat was peeled off and turned into a tentacle monster with round piercing.

"What is this?" Zhao Yinger felt that this scene was like magic in the TV series, and then instinctively picked up the radish cuteness.

"Huba!" Haobai replied, "A cute thing in a movie." ”

"I don't know, is it a foreign movie?" Zhao Yinger asked.

"The film of the future! Or maybe not. Haobai smiled.

"The film of the future? It's a strange name. Zhao Yinger misunderstood.

Haobai smiled slightly, did not explain, and continued to chop vegetables.

"Brother~~ I'll take some pictures tomorrow." Zhao Ying'er suddenly jumped behind Haobai, massaging his shoulders while saying her careful thoughts.

"Tomorrow? Aren't you going back to your hometown tonight? Haobai asked.

"I just called my dad, and he happened to be in City C tonight to accompany the customer, so I can go back tomorrow!" Zhao Ying'er replied with a grin.

"My uncle is also in City C." Haobai said casually.

"Hmph, in fact, he secretly went to the third uncle to play mahjong, and gave me 500 yuan for hush money!" Zhao Yinger said with a smile.

"I gave hush money, and you still said outside, be careful that I sue Uncle Sù!" Haobai waved the kitchen knife in his hand.

"His hush money just told me not to sue my mother, and he didn't say that I wasn't allowed to sue you!" Zhao Ying'er paused, took out three red hairy grandfathers from her pocket, and then continued, "It's a big deal to divide half of you, don't sue my father!" ”

"Huh." Haobai suddenly laughed when he saw that Zhao Yinger actually took money for himself.

"Too little?"

"Huh." Haobai laughed again, I don't know what this little girl is thinking, she obviously wants to deliberately send money to herself, Zhao Yinger's family is relatively wealthy, the boss has a processing factory, and it is estimated that the net worth is at least 18 million, which is considered a small capitalist.

"Don't pull it down!" Zhao Yinger felt that her mind was seen through by Haobai, so she angrily took the money back into her bag, turned around and returned to the hall, her cousin was good at everything, but his self-esteem was too strong, and he reprimanded him well when he asked him to go to the boss's factory as a supervisor.

Zhao Yinger didn't know anything about cooking, sitting on the sofa and reading the 14-year-old fast book, she couldn't stop giggling, and the laughter was too low.

"Click~" At this time, the door was opened, and a man with glasses came in with a white bag, and when he saw Zhao Yinger, he was a little overwhelmed, and went directly into the kitchen, glancing at Hao Bai, as if asking who this is?

"My cousin, Ying'er, you can call her a little pig!" Haobai hasn't called Zhao Ying'er by her nickname for a long time.

When Zhao Ying'er heard this, she glared at Haobai, but when she saw that outsiders also put away her demonic laughter, she took her bare feet off the sofa, looking very quiet.

"This is Yang Lei, my college roommate~ You just call him Leizi!" Haobai briefly introduced Zhao Yinger.

"You...... Hello! "Yang Lei is a programmed ape, and he is a little cowardly when he sees a beautiful woman.

"Hello, Brother Leizi!" Zhao Ying'er looked downright and generous, curled her hair up and nodded to Yang Lei, and said with a smile.

Seeing this, Haobai smiled, Zhao Yinger looked like a goddess in front of outsiders, and in front of herself, she was a female nerve, the difference between one word and a thousand differences, this kind of character is collectively called "snake essence disease".