Chapter 538: The Queen Mother followed me and rubbed the four white
Hahaha, Qin Fen looked at his mobile phone and suddenly smiled, but that face was more ugly than crying when he laughed, looking at the mental activity of the queen mother, Chef Qin was speechless, what is this called? It's not a sin for a man to cry, let alone eating mustard, what do you think it's because of?
The Dragon King Lao Tzu and you are incompatible! Qin Fen secretly scolded, kill a thousand knives, look at the good things you did, a dead ghost, what Chef Qin said was messy.
"That's really not the case!" Qin Fen wordlessly wiped a handful of snot, the mustard of shit.
"That's right!" The waiter on the side handed over a pack of wet wipes and put down the Coke, "I reminded you that it's spicy!" ”
Qin Fen has the heart to die, what is this called, what are you making a lot of, play, you continue to play!
"What's wrong?" Hearing that there was no movement, the Queen Mother was a little speechless, "I won't laugh at you, I'm still a gentleman, as for it?" ”
Qin Fen wanted to cry again, this was a mustard rush, "It's not much, it's just sad!" "This is the truth, God you are too good at playing, Qin Fen feels that since he has this WeChat, his life has really changed a lot, although he doesn't worry about eating and drinking, but he is so tired.
Sad? The Queen Mother was speechless, "I know you have prepared very carefully, thank you!" ”
Nima! Qin Fen was speechless, this is not the case, forget it, the chef decided not to discuss this anymore.
"You're welcome, men must keep their word!" Qin Fen typed, took a bite of noodles, drank it, and the tears fell down.
Whether it's bitter or sweet, it's bitter and happy, and I can't live this day.
"Okay, what's the matter with me today, you've been doing a lot lately. I can't get involved. The Queen Mother smiled weirdly. You're playing flying today. I heard that the Jade Emperor knelt too hard, and his knees are still green.
Qin Fen didn't want to talk about this, Heavenly Dao killed people, "Can't I talk to you if it's okay?" ”
The queen mother held her breath in her chest, and fell down together, who believes that you are a fool, and you don't know you yet, so you can go to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing.
"That's a pity. I'm a little tired now, ready to rest, and I've been reading too much with my eyes lately and I'm tired. ”
Wanting to bombard me again, Qin Fen pouted, "I have a set of exercises to treat eye fatigue and protect eyesight!" ”
The queen mother is happy, her eyesight doesn't need to worry about it at all, can the gods still be short-sighted. But it's good to be able to relieve fatigue.
"Tell me, maybe I still have the spirit to talk to you for half an hour!"
Your sister. Qin Fen was speechless, you are too philistine, what about our friendship?
"Okay, this set of exercises is my secret that I don't pass on, remember not to pass it on casually!" Qin Fen snapped and typed.
Virtue, the queen mother is very speechless, this is also a secret that cannot be passed on, just take some pills is not better than this. Who is she? Queen Mother, there are a lot of peaches, and you can eat them until you vomit.
"Follow my prompt, you raise your hands, the acupuncture point knows, now listen to my command."
Qin Fen looked at the picture, the Queen Mother raised her hand, put it on both sides of her cheeks, and nodded, who doesn't know the acupoints.
"Explore the Tianying acupoint, and use the left and right thumbs to rib the upper orbital angle under the left and right eyebrows. The other four fingers are spread out and bent like a bow, supported on the forehead, and the probe surface should not be large. Qin Fen watched the Queen Mother start to do it according to the prompts, and suddenly felt very happy, with that throne, plus the chess pieces on both sides, he wanted to laugh.
"Yes, that's it, follow the beat, one-two-three-four, two-two-three-four, relax." Qin Fen was eating noodles and typing at the same time, so cheerful.
That's it? The queen mother pressed the acupoint, this is the secret you said? I can't see it.
"Squeeze the eye acupoint, one, two, three, four, rub the four white points, one, two, three, four, the last routine, pay attention, press the temple wheel to scrape the eye sockets! Yes, stay relaxed and follow the beat. Yes, you've learned, pretty good! ”
While typing, Qin Fen forgot the pungency of mustard.
"Seems to be useful!" The Queen Mother said, "Does this set of exercises have a name?" ”
Of course there is, Qin Fen waved his hand, "Eye exercises, this exercise is awesome, it is the most suitable for students, because the eyes are used more frequently, I was originally going to provide it to Taibai and Yue Lao, aren't they running a school?" When the time comes, it will definitely be able to exchange a lot of benefits. "Qin Fen is a little pity, he suddenly had an idea just now, and his heart is so bitter, what a good idea.
The Queen Mother's face flushed, "That's a big loss for you." ”
"It's nothing, didn't I hear you say that you were blind, so I'll tell you first!" Qin Fen typed, otherwise you would have to make things difficult for you when you asked something.
The Queen Mother is a little happy, you are a goblin, and you know how to be likable. In order to relieve her fatigue, she doesn't even want benefits, and her little mouth is sweet.
After reading it, Qin Fen wanted to vomit, can we not be crooked, I will go to your uncle! It's not right to go on like this.
"If you want to ask something, say it, it's too big to help, you're too sharp, my strength is too humble!" The queen mother's face was very strange, and she seemed to be very happy today, grabbed the plate on the side with her hand, threw out a plate of fruit, and landed up and down Kunlun.
", the queen mother is crazy today, scatter fairy fruits!" The land took off to grab it as he spoke.
"It's crazy, I was screaming just now, and now it seems like the rain has passed, and besides, leave me a bastard!" The mountain god jumped up, the entire Kunlun mountain pheasants and dogs jumped, and countless fairy birds and spirit beasts rushed to the sky.
"I just want to ask, who is the best at painting in Heavenly Court!" Qin Fen is very trustworthy, and he is so particular about being entrusted with loyalty.
"Drawing?" The Queen Mother was stunned for a moment, then looked at the sky, and suddenly smiled strangely, and the smile was meaningful.
"Of course I know, there are many people in the painting club, Lu Dongbin, one of the Eight Immortals, and Emperor Yan are all outstanding, of course, if you want to talk about professionalism, it should be the painting saint Wu Daozi!"
"The Heavenly King sent the Zitu, that Wu Daozi?" Qin Fen was dumbfounded, has this also become an immortal?
"Of course, entering the Tao with painting is definitely extraordinary, and his heels are also extraordinary, when he became an immortal, he was still enlightened by others, this person can be said to be the ancestor of painting." The more the Queen Mother laughed, the weirder it became.
Qin Fen was quite excited at the beginning, Wu Daozi, this is the same character as the poet immortal Li Bai, the elite of the human race.
But as soon as the Queen Mother talked about dotting, and what kind of ancestor of ghost painting, he felt that something was wrong.
"Who?" Qin Fen subconsciously asked.
The Queen Mother picked up the wine glass and drank it all, her eyes narrowed into a slit when she raised the glass, "Cangjie! ”
I'm going to make a big deal, Lao Tzu knelt down for you, "You mean it's Cangjie who turned Wu Daozi into an immortal?" Cangjie of Cangjie characters? ”
"That's right, the only person in the world who can be called the originator in words and paintings is him!"
Cangjie, I'll go, that's the ancestor of Chinese writing, the legend of Cangjie Chef Qin knows, you must know that one of the legendary Hetu Luoshu is in his hand, and hexagram divination starts from him, he is the god of words, and he flies awesomely, because he created the foundation of Chinese civilization!
Such a power was suddenly mentioned, and Qin Fen suddenly felt that this was not a pit? (To be continued.) )