Chapter 62: The Three Caves of Cunning
Ling Qingfeng didn't even raise his eyelids, and said in his heart, Sun Renyi's face is really big, he has run for two kilometers, and he can still meet the little brother who reported his name! If this skinny monkey knew that I had just beaten up his brother Renyi on the street, I don't know what kind of expression would be on his face.
However, Ling Qingfeng didn't plan to do it again, because he was very calm, he should be safe at this time, and the police probably couldn't find such a long distance, but if he did it again with these people, it would leave traces and be easily found.
After a big battle of life and death reversal just now, Ling Qingfeng's state of mind unconsciously made a qualitative leap and improvement, and he didn't regard the group of people in front of him as trouble at all, and he didn't even bother to pay attention to it.
"Speak! You stupid fat man! Show me your ID! Otherwise, buddy will have to clean you up today! Seeing that Ling Qingfeng was not moving, the thin monkey became more and more arrogant, and stepped forward and stomped on the opponent's lower abdomen.
After eating this kick, Ling Qingfeng didn't move at all, he didn't pay attention to the combat effectiveness of these three birdmen at all, because he was seriously thinking about walking in the city, what places did not need to deal with people, and how to leave no traces. Although I can run like this, I can't run for a week!
Seeing that the fat man was silent, the thin monkey became more and more arrogant, raised his arm, and slapped Ling Qingfeng in the face.
Of course, Ling Qingfeng couldn't suffer this loss, and he could avoid it with a slight side of his neck.
"Yo! Do you still dare to hide? Damn it! It's quite flexible! Your mother made you so ugly, and you are embarrassed to come out and be scary? If I were you, I'd just jump off the building and die! The thin monkey was mainly irritated by the other party's nonchalant attitude, spitting saliva, and making gestures and making moves.
"Forget it, don't hit him! I see you bullying him, just like scolding Lao Tzu! Monkey, get out of the way! I'll talk to him. A black BYD sedan was parked not far behind the three thin monkeys, the door opened, and a huge fat man came out of it, scolding and shouting.
The size of this fat man is the same as the current Ling Qingfeng, he looks like a fat head and big ears, white and fat, wearing a loose casual clothes, at first glance he looks like the North Korean Jin San fat.
The fat man walked up to Ling Qingfeng with great difficulty, grinned widely, and said in a consultative tone: "They are all fat people, why bother!" You lend me your ID card for a few days, and I'll give you a hundred yuan to buy meat to eat, do you think it's okay? ”
Ling Qingfeng finally understood that the purpose of this group of people surrounding him was actually his ID card. It's just that what are they asking for my ID for? Isn't that weird? Could it be that the current underworld has changed to check ID cards for the police?
I didn't think it clearly for a while, but Ling Qingfeng didn't want to entangle with them, so he simply stood up, deliberately pretending to be crazy and stupid: "I don't have an ID card!" Don't believe you? Then he made a gesture to untie the already dirty bathrobe.
"Okay! Stop it! Stop! You really don't have an ID? The fat man who looked like Jin San was fat, and he looked puzzled.
Seeing that this fat man had a fat head and big ears, Ling Qingfeng felt kind and funny, so he shook his head happily and said, "It's really not, it's been sold a long time ago!" For 50 yuan a piece, everyone in our village has sold it and sold it to others to engage in stocks! ”
Hearing him say this, Jin Sanpang believed most of it, there are indeed people who do this, go to the countryside to collect ID cards, anyway, some farmers never go out, and sell them if they are useless, after those people collect their ID cards, some are used to open stock accounts, some are used to apply for credit cards, and there are more ruthless ones used to cheat mortgages, in short, there are many ways!
"! Unlucky, Lao Tzubai was happy! Monkey, gone, gone! I still have to work at night, find a place to loosen my bones! Jin San turned around and sat back in the car.
The thin monkey glared at Ling Qingfeng fiercely, "Dead fat guy, hit the street!" I told you to jump off the building, don't go yet! Be careful, I'll kill you next time! ”
The mood was already different, of course Ling Qingfeng would not take these people's evil words to heart, stretched his waist with a smile, and said to himself: "Jumping off the building? That's a good idea, thanks for the reminder, I seem to have a solution! ”
Five sturdy worker bees flew along the outer wall of the community at high speed in five directions, and the hexagoprism-like wide field of vision from different angles continuously fed back the information and data of the buildings to Ling Qingfeng's mind. How do you describe the feeling at this moment? Your brain is like a giant computer that picks up information and does it at a rapid pace.
According to scientific tests, the average human brain only uses less than 3% of the area, a very few intelligent people can use 5%, and the other 95% of the strange is called the area of God, if someone can use those unknown brain areas, they can be called God! And Ling Qingfeng now has the feeling of being a god!
There are 2,600 apartments in the community, and 263 families do not dry their clothes on the balconies, and the windows are closed, so there is a high probability that no one will be at home. The five worker bees attacked again, focusing on the external situation of the 263 households, and found that people had stuffed leaflets on the doors of 34 of them and had not cleaned them, which means that it is extremely likely that these 34 homes have been absent for a long time. Then the six households that were inconvenient to retreat from the entry and exit routes were excluded, and the sixteen households that were too close to the surrounding neighbors to be easily spotted moving, and there were still 12 eligible residences.
Ling Qingfeng drove the worker bees to fly into the twelve houses through the cracks in the doors and windows, and picked out the three houses with the most pleasing decoration style, all the household appliances in them, and felt that they lived in the most comfortable three houses as their hiding residences.
It is said that there are three holes of cunning rabbits, Ling Qingfeng thought about it very fully, chose the three, and was optimistic about the route, if someone came back, he had two other places to hide.
As for how to break through the empty door, this is too simple for Ling Qingfeng. Fifty meters in front of the five worker bees to reconnoiter and open the way, whenever someone in the community came over, Ling Qingfeng avoided it, and wherever there was a camera, he walked around, there were really one or two places that could not be bypassed, and directly let a few worker bees pounce on it to block the camera and rush over in one second.
Just like that, I didn't know it, and the ghost unconsciously went around the depths of the community and walked to the downstairs of the house that had been selected.
At this time, the good skill of incarnating as a super fat man showed his advantage, Ling Qingfeng kicked violently, flew up more than four meters high, stepped on the outer wall of the building and followed a few ups and downs before sticking to the balcony on the sixth floor.
The stainless steel anti-theft net on the balcony is simply pediatric for him in a state of transformation, and he opened it with a tear, and then squeezed it hard and squeezed it back, which is more effective than a welding gun.
After entering the room, Ling Qingfeng finally put his mind at ease, hiding in this kind of place, no matter who he was, he would only be able to find himself!
For the first time in his life, Ling Qingfeng was actually a little nervous. It's a two-bedroom apartment, a master bedroom, a guest room, and then a small living room that is quite spacious.
Ling Qingfeng stood in the living room, looking around.
The living room is decorated in green and blue, with a small and fresh style. The lines of the TV wall and cabinets are very simple, mostly pale yellow and white, showing the owner's rational use of space and natural and elegant aesthetics. However, he noticed that the shape of the TV and stereo in the living room is very special, one is the latest smart TV produced by Sony, and the other is German damp; Baudiotape stereo, looks like a pretty valuable item.
There is a big chinchilla pillow on the oval sofa opposite the TV, indicating that the owner of this house has a childlike heart, or rather, she is most likely a woman, a lovely woman with a childlike heart.
Ling Qingfeng was thinking crankily while looking at it casually.
Until I opened the door of the master bedroom, what I saw in front of me really confirmed my imagination, this was obviously a single girl's room. There are 123456 rag dolls on the white sheets, and a large poster of the Chinese Good Singer Contest is posted on the white wall.
On the light green bedside table, next to the vermilion lamp, there was a small silver picture frame, in which a girl as pure as a white lotus held her mother, and both mother and daughter were smiling brightly.
Their smiles immediately hit the softest place in Ling Qingfeng's heart, and he naturally thought of his mother, whom he had never seen before.
Looking at his ugly self in the mirror, Ling Qingfeng suddenly felt a sour nose, knowing that this ugly appearance was only temporary, but he still felt quite aggrieved, if he saw his mother in the future, he couldn't be this ghost! However, she should be as beautiful and temperamental as the mother in the frame!
Ling Qingfeng silently exited the girl's boudoir and closed the door casually.
He's going to sleep in the living room tonight. It's already rude to break into someone else's home, and if you want to peep at someone else's **, even you will look down on yourself. However, that girl just now seems to be quite beautiful, at least you should know her name! If there is a chance in the future, this favor must be returned to her!
What the? Is her underwear in the bedroom? What's my business?
Hey, you can't be so dirty, wash and sleep!
Well, the girl's room is different, even the sofa smells so fragrant! I wonder if the bed will be more fragrant?
Ling Qingfeng, your uncle! You are a well-known hero, and you are not a thief, if you dare to open the door of someone's room, you will chop your hands yourself! Chop your hands! Chop your hands!
Your sister! I'm not Ling Qingfeng now, I'm a mysterious dead fat man, and no one recognizes me!
Turning around, unable to sleep at night, cranky, and unable to give up. After a sleepless night, Ling Qingfeng survived an extremely messy time in the living room of this strange girl's house.