Ling Lingzhen, who was attacking in the face of hamburgers and french fries, listened thoughtfully to the magical story that happened to Lao Niu while fighting with food.

Finally, when Ling Lingyan finished eating the food, it was easy for me to finish telling the series of magical things that happened to Lao Niu. Ling Lingyan wiped his mouth with a tissue, and suddenly asked, "Have you read the story of Zhai?" ”

"Huh?" I was a little puzzled, "I watched TV series when I was a child, and I remember a lot of vixens in it. ”

"Hmmm! There are a lot of vixens, and they're all so beautiful!! Ling Lingyan nodded desperately, looking like he was concerned with me. Then she frowned again and shouted, "Don't interrupt!" Who talked to you about vixen!! ”

Me: "......"

"There is a story in Liaozhai, which is told," Ling Lingyan said word by word: "There is a scholar, well, that scholar is not handsome at all, ugly to death, this ugly scholar is very poor, but he likes to drink very much, and as a result, he met a Wang Bajing who likes to drink very much, and these two drunkards smell the same......"

What a mess this is! I'm confused.

"Later, Wang Bajing put a bead in the arm of the ugly scholar, and then the scholar was able to see all kinds of gold and silver treasures underground." Ling Lingyan looked at me slyly.

I immediately understood! I've heard this story! Isn't this the "Turtle Treasure" in Strange Tales of Liaozhai?

In addition to this story, there is also such a story in Ji Xiaolan's "Notes on Reading Wei Caotang", which is very interesting. is talking about a relative of Ji Xiaolan's family, who likes to eat soft-shelled turtles, but at that time, the market was not like now, soft-shelled turtles were overflowing, so they could only be killed by their own cooks and cooked by themselves. The cook cut off the turtle's head, and a strange thing happened, there was a villain, whose body was four or five inches long, and the turtle's neck that had been cut off suddenly jumped out, and then kept swimming around the turtle. This little man wears a yellow hat, a blue coat, a red belt, and a pair of little black boots! Some masters said that this little thing is called "turtle treasure", after catching it, cut off his arm and put it in, he "eats human blood to live". And what about people? Just the money is rolling in. However, he will die soon, which is purely about making money with his life.

The story of this turtle treasure has been remade into a TV series, and it is also a well-known story in the TV version of Strange Tales of Liaozhai, how could I not have watched it.

"But, that's a turtle spirit, and that's the gold and silver treasure underground, but my friend has a cat, and he got those props and equipment in online games......" I thought about it and asked suspiciously.

"Who said that cats can't become sperm, and cats can't grow cat treasures?" Ling Lingyan smiled evilly: "Who said that the props and equipment in online games are not treasures?" ”

I was defeated by her again, but I still didn't give up and asked, "But it's just fiction and TV." ”

Ling Lingyan finally became impatient: "Whoever sues you for novels and TV must be fake!" Do you read comics? There is a demon removal in the comics, sister, didn't I seal a spirit in front of you?! ”

I was speechless, in the face of this post-90s non-mainstream girl full of secrets, all common sense knowledge is useless.

"Okay, if nothing else, where are your friends?" Ling Lingyan suddenly spoke.

I asked warily, "What do you want to do?" ”

"What to do? Of course, it's to catch that cat.,Capture the cat treasure.,All kinds of best props in the game are not up to me to take them.,Whaha!! Ling Lingyan's eyes were peach-shaped, full of greedy desire.

I slapped the table, turned around and left.

"You go back, but do you remember the ending of that turtle treasure's story?" Behind him, Ling Lingyan said lightly.

I stopped. I suddenly remembered the second half of the story in which the turtle spirit gave the scholar the turtle jewel. That bead will absorb people's essence, and then it will eventually suck people into dead souls!

"That friend of yours should have been a dead man a long time ago." Ling Ling took a sip of Coke and continued: "Actually, what is the turtle treasure cat treasure, in the final analysis, it is the demon pill cultivated by the spirits, and the demon pill of the spirit needs the moisturization of the essence to continue to exist, he got this cat treasure more than two years ago, according to common sense, he was already a dead man a year ago!" ”

The old cow is already a dead man?! This news was tantamount to a thunderbolt in my ears, my head suddenly grew several times, I turned around and rushed back to Ling Lingyan's face, grabbed Ling Lingyan's hand, and shouted: "Don't talk nonsense, the old cow is alive, just a little thinner, how can it be a dead person!" ”

"So, you take me to him now~" Ling Lingyan rolled his big eyes, infinite agility.

I snorted, depressed to the point of internal injury.

Noon, 1 o'clock, Tomson Mansion.

I stood at the door of Tomson's Mansion with a depressed face, and let me talk about it, but the two dutiful security guards just refused to let us in.

"I told you, my friend lives here, didn't I come here last night?" I tried my best to explain it to these two stern-faced security guards.

"I'm sorry, but unfortunately we can't let people from other communities in without confirmation from the owner, and besides, we weren't on duty last night, and your name doesn't appear on the entry and exit registration form, so please cooperate with us."

The security guard brother said as he looked at Ling Lingyan and me with a slightly contemptuous look.

I looked down at myself in frustration, dressed in a crumpled shirt, cropped pants that hadn't been changed in days, and a pair of dusty sneakers, just like a worker at a nearby construction site.

Look at the non-mainstream next to him, his hair explodes like a chicken nest, his eyeshadow is painted like a panda, and he is wearing three rings of different colors on his left ear, and he is humming a song with a mobile phone plugged into a headset as if no one is there. Typical of an out-and-out brain-dead non-mainstream image.

I sighed and pulled Ling Lingyan away. Such two people, if I were a security guard, I wouldn't let you in!

Turning the corner, there was no security booth in sight, so Ling Lingyan suddenly pulled off the headset and pulled me to the wall.

"Do what?" I was taken aback.

"Over the wall!"

I could only follow speechlessly.

"Get down!" Ling Lingyan drank happily.

I was very resigned to my fate, half kneeling on the ground, and let the little girl kick her nose and face and step on my shoulder and climb up the railing.

Fortunately, this girl is not wearing a skirt, or will all the spring shine leak out? In addition, no girl can climb the railing in a skirt......

Just as I was thinking wildly, Ling Lingyan had already lightly crossed the railing and landed on the grass in the community.

"Quick! Come in too! Ling Lingyan urged me.

I grinned and climbed over the railing, almost tearing my pants from the sharp tip of the railing.

We bent our waists to avoid the visual range of the security guard box not far away, and touched towards Lao Niu's house.

"I don't understand, why don't you let me call Lao Niu and ask him to come over, won't everything be done?" I asked, a little resentful.

Ling Ling didn't reply, "Stupid! If you want to act, of course, you have to take advantage of the enemy's unpreparedness to attack, don't you understand such a simple truth, it's really stupid~"

I looked at her in annoyance and said, "I really doubt whether it was right or wrong for me to bring you here, you repeat, you really don't covet my friend's cat treasure?" ”

"Alright, alright, I've got it. I swear by Ply's tail that I would never ask for that cat treasure! Okay, huh? Ling Lingyan replied a little impatiently.

I guess you can rest assured...... I thought to myself. Then he took a deep breath and led Ling Lingyan to Lao Niu's small villa.

Lao Niu's small villa looks a bit ghostly at night, but in the daytime under the bright sunshine, it is still very beautiful, the sunlight refracted from the gap between the leaves, shining on the boulevard spots, showing quiet and serene.

I took Ling Lingyan to stand in front of the gate of Lao Niu's small villa, this non-mainstream girl Ling Lingyan looked like a curious baby, looked around at the surrounding buildings, and couldn't stop muttering: "Tut-tut, it's really an area with a compelling aura, could it be said that because of the number of people who live, it can also affect the gathering of aura......

This little villa was quiet, not inhabited, and if I hadn't been here last night and sat in for a long time, I wouldn't have been sure it was occupied.

I rang the doorbell, and of course no one paid any attention to me.

Ling Lingyan behind him stepped forward and pushed me away, took out a small wire from the small bag that was leaning on his back, and flicked it twice on the tight-looking security door on the door of the small villa, and the door suddenly opened.

"Let's go, let's go in!" Ling Lingyan looked back at me.

“…… Once again, I regret that I brought you here, you, you don't have a criminal record, do you? I stared nervously at Ling Lingyan.

"Former your sister! Let's go inside! ”

Lao Niu's small villa is really stunningly empty, there are these computers in a huge living room, none of the computers are open, and the screen is not screenprotected, so bright and flickering there. And the kitchen is even simpler, nothing, the gas stove is also clean, not even a kettle for boiling water, I really don't know what Lao Niu can do here in addition to playing games.

We immediately went up to the second floor, and the computer on the second floor was also turned on and not turned off.

I suddenly became a little envious of Lao Niu, this guy, I don't know that he has a net worth of tens of millions, he can afford such a big house, and he still has so many computers turned on without turning them off! Doesn't he know that Shanghai's electricity bill during the day is not half price?!

Just when I was complaining about the luxury of the dead old cow in this small family who didn't know how to be thrifty, I was pushed by Ling Lingyan.

One floor further up is the master bedroom of Lao Niu on the third floor. The door to the master bedroom was closed, and the faint sound of a computer fan turning could be heard inside.

This old cow, it seems that all his computers are turned on 24 hours a day! I thought angrily.

Ling Lingyan pursed his lips and motioned for me to listen carefully.

I listened intently again, and before I saw the click of a mouse and the sound of a keyboard tapping faintly coming from the room.

Didn't Lao Niu say that he would go back to his house during the day and not live here? Could it be that he was too tired last night to rest here today?

I was about to go over and push the door, but Ling Lingyan beside me rushed forward with an arrow and shouted, "Bah! Hurry up and hand over the cat treasure, and let my sister and me taste the taste of the best equipment in the game! ”

No way! I was almost so angry that I went back, the vows made by this non-mainstream who are obsessed with money are really unreliable!

I seemed to be able to foresee that the old cow was about to go berserk, and then roared loudly: "The wind and snow have stopped, you traitor! You're really going to snatch my baby! ”

However, there was still no reaction in the room.

I covered the big mouth of Ling Lingxuan, who was still there and screaming, and then stepped forward and pushed open the hidden door. I saw that the old cow in the room was lying unconscious on the single bed, and the white cat Xiaobai, who had been sleeping on the bed, was jumping on the computer desk, with two front paws, pressing the keyboard and mouse respectively!

"That's all I said! Your friend is actually dead! That cat sucked up his essence with the cat treasure, and this cat is the real hacker's golden cow! Ling Lingyan jumped and said!