Washington, USA, today happens to be the day of the US election, and before the arrival of the dark battleship, the 45th president has been elected. Bright. General. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

In the past, the candidate who won the election would be very excited, and this is the president of the country with the world's largest overall national power, which is inferior to the position of the head of the earth.

But now the special. Bright. Pu is very glad that he does not have to move into the White House immediately, and he does not have to bear the responsibility of fighting aliens for the time being.

After Hillary Clinton's defeat, she did not confront Terry as she did during the campaign. Bright. Pu scolded loudly, but made a phone call to the opponent with laughter, saying that he didn't care about failure, and wished the special . Bright. Putin led the United States in resisting foreign invasions.

"Fake, this! It's not a towel, it's a deliberate attempt to laugh at me, happy to see me unlucky. ”

After hanging up the phone, Te. Bright. The smile on Pu's face immediately disappeared, replaced by a full of anger, and his mouth opened wide, "You must not stay in the White House at the moment, you must delay until the alien incident has passed, you guys quickly think of a way." ”

Daughter Ivanka is his most important think tank, after hearing her father's request, she reached out and stroked her straight golden hair and said: "Daddy, don't worry, the worship lamp is still in the White House, and we are still safe." It will be some time before he retires. Besides, being elected president is not what you have always wanted, and you should be happy. ”

"Yes, I've wanted to be president of the United States for more than a decade, but not when it's actually invaded by aliens. In case the U.S. military can't resist and needs to surrender, won't I be left on the pillar of shame of previous presidents? ”

Special. Bright. Pu said with a worried face and a pair of yellow eyebrows. There was something strange about his hair, like ginger, and even his eyebrows.

Fortunately, the beautiful Ivanka did not inherit this, otherwise it would not have been possible to retire as a model, because she could not even be a model, and none of the models had a pair of yellow eyebrows.

"Hey, look! A black battleship appeared in the sky, approaching our side. Oh my God, aliens are coming. A campaign assistant came to the window and suddenly exclaimed.

Special. Bright. Pu wanted to go to the window to see the situation, but Ivan grabbed his hand, panic flashed on his face, and said, "Don't go over, let's go to the basement and hide." ”

Because of the warning of the spaceship brain, almost all earthlings knew that the pitch-black alien battleship was coming, so the rich and powerful people prepared shelters deep underground.

As a major real estate businessman in New York. Bright. Pu Nature is no exception, and a basement with a depth of -200 meters has long been booked to avoid possible crises, and it is really used now.

Civilians who have no money or power are miserable, and of course there is no such perfect shelter. After the appearance of the dark battleship, they scurried around like dizzy flies, some wanted to drive to the countryside to hide, and some rushed to the White House to take refuge with the President of the United States.

As the cars rushed down the highway and headed to the countryside, many people came to the White House and banged on the gate: "Open the door, I'm Senator Hope's family, let's go in and take refuge." ”

In response to them was the cold, closed door, and everyone seemed to have disappeared, and there was no response at all. These people broke into the empty White House, and then it dawned on them that the President of the United States and his party had long since left.

Special. Bright. Of course, the Pu family will not run around like those civilians outside with their heads and brains, they directly took the elevator to the depths of the underground and hid in a shelter that can withstand 500,000 *** yield nuclear bombs.

It's just that as soon as they entered, they saw the old acquaintances Hillary's family, and both sides changed their faces at the same time. Washington is so big, and the only shelter so deep is here, so it's a good chance to meet.

"Trump? It's good to meet you, I thought you wouldn't be able to come. Hillary froze for a moment, then immediately twitched her old face and put on a fake smile.

"Hmph, how could I not come, in the future this country will be led by me, and my life will be long." Special. Bright. Not to be outdone in front of outsiders, Pu did not show his previous resistance to the US presidency at all.

"Hehe, Trump is thinking too much. Now that you're at war, or an alien war that has never been there on Earth, you're not going to be the president of the United States. You don't think of that. ”

"Cut, after the aliens are gone, I will still be the legitimate president of the United States, and no one can question this." Special. Bright. Pu didn't admit defeat in his mouth, but he was happy in his heart, as if he had unloaded a thousand pounds of burden.

He thought: Whoever wants to take this presidential throne that leads the United States in the fight against aliens will take it as soon as the war is over.

The two competitors who have already separated the winners and losers, as if they have not yet gotten rid of the previous competitive state, sneered at each other, making the people next to them watch a big excitement.

Of course, the shelters where the big people live will not be as shabby as they were during the war years, and the blue canopy on the top and the green artificial grass on the ground make people feel less oppressive. Connections to the outside world are also smooth, with a huge television set hanging on the wall of the hall broadcasting news.

For the sake of ratings, Radio N sent daring reporters to the outdoors to shoot the huge pitch-black battleship in the sky, and by the way, let the big people at a depth of 200 meters know the latest situation.

"Audiences, everyone must have left the election behind because we have such a huge guy in the sky over the White House. Hubble reports on the latest developments, so don't leave. A bitter man's face appeared on the TV.

Damn, fuck off, words like Fark came out of the mouths of the big men in the hall of the Sanctuary, filling the entire space.

Hubble was dedicated, but he let his face occupy ten seconds, as if he wanted to leave a mark on the world. In the end, the camera was refocused on the battleship in the sky.

"Why didn't this black battleship go to Australia, where there is their real enemy, the silver spaceship, running into the sky above our presidential mansion, what do you want to do?"

"Maybe it's seeing the United States as the representative of the planet, and wants to talk to our president to determine which side of the planet belongs to its sphere of influence."

"Didn't you all think that this is the black battleship that wants to destroy the capital, scare us, and make us surrender?"

The people in the hall were silent, not that no one could not think of it, but that no one was willing to pierce this disguise and face the bloody reality.

Zizi, the TV flashed a few ripples, and then a blue-skinned Noahwi and a robot sprayed in black paint appeared on the screen: "Earthlings, I declare that you have become my captives. (To be continued.) )