A restaurant.

A pot-bellied uncle laughed, "Winning the disease is already an old Hokkien dialect, and this is too likable!" ”

"Who said no, one person defeats five robbers armed with murder weapons, it's too strong, and it's always domineering."

"Both civil and military, I heard that people used to come out to mix, and that fist and foot kung fu is also well-known, killing someone is not as easy as chopping vegetables, I think he and Li Xiaolong can compete with each other, but I think the most awesome thing about him is to fly a plane."

"I said yes, this is too good, I heard that the co-pilot has been driving in fear for a few years, uh, you look at other people, I have never flown a plane, and I can beat other professionals for many years."

"What is a genius, this is called a genius, there is nothing to stump him if he wins the disease, except for giving birth to children and talking cross talk."

"Cut, you can't give birth to a child just a woman, don't you say that's the reason."

"Hahaha~"

Idle is also idle, a table of performers performing cross talk, everyone watched the grand occasion, and they all talked about winning the disease, you and I said one sentence.

Gradually, someone looked at the watch.

On the table, the uncle who was drinking water almost squirted out.

Burst!

Just when everyone was about to laugh a few words, a scene shocked them, the cross talk artists and the villagers of the global village, appeared!

The winner on the screen took a deep breath, and said to the camera at a god-like speed: "Thinking of compatriots, thinking of compatriots, missing compatriots, greeting good wishes, sending to Taoism, relatives, family, long-term farewell, tears, tears, new reading, return to the heart, drive sorrow, clouds, chase sorrow, long farewell, wanderer, dream of breaking the soul, return to rhyme, Huaxia Ziyan, Huang Sun called the world colorful and splendid, everywhere, welcome the festival, set off firecrackers, 1974 New Year's Day, shining debut, early fireworks, rise into the sky, may Jun Yang spur Ma Kangzhuang Road, taste famous scenery and famous food, wine in the wind, drunk and also aware of blessing you, hahaha, the old man goes out to walk like a trot, bless him, hey, hey, haHappy Chinese People's Day! ”

A string of celebratory lines, the words are straight and round!

The tide of applause at the airport on the screen was also overwhelming!

Silly!

Big dick is stupid!

The uncle who is holding chopsticks and picking up vegetables is stupid!

The waitress of the restaurant who had just entered the box and was about to pour water for the guests stared at the TV screen in surprise, also stupid!

"I'm cǎo!"

"It's so ferocious!"

"It's going crazy!"

"Oh my eyes!"

"Oh my ears!"

It's just crushing!

What a miserable gap!

At this moment, the TV was shocked, the audience who paid attention to winning the disease was shocked, and the cross talk performers were also shocked!

"Niang Xipi!"

"Your grandma's!"

"This!"

One counts as one. All stunned!

It's coming soon, you!

Machine guns aren't as sharp as yours!

Even if you use ten fingers to drop the radio, you can't keep up with the speed of this bull's speech!

The waitress stood in a daze, forgetting to leave, and muttered, "Old handsome, old is amazing." ”

Terrible?

Is it just awesome?

The uncle and others in the box didn't say anything, as a cross talk actor, they have also practiced these basic skills. Crosstalk is to practice the skin of the mouth, but, no matter what you do, people have a limit, a point, the water is full, and everyone's limit point is about the same, so the ups and downs will not be much, they have seen the most powerful people in most of their lives. Speaking of comedy, the fastest way to read a word, that is, six words a second, that is already the speed that stunned everyone, and it is beyond everyone's reach!

But what about winning the disease?

What about this celebration of winning the disease?

He said at least a dozen words a second!!

That's almost double the fastest speech speed they've ever heard of in a human race, and it's going to turn a corner!

Who else on earth can do it?

Who else on earth can surpass?

The famous treasure island, the prestige is prosperous, and the pot-bellied Hou Da cross talk master suddenly said: "This kind of speed of speech." Can anyone in our cross talk circle do it? ”

"Impossible!" Shanshan, the big beauty queen in the cross talk world, said quickly.

Another female voice added: "It's absolutely impossible! ”

A newcomer to the cross talk competition, Wang smiled bitterly, "Don't talk about the cross talk circle." Let's just say that no one on this planet can, except for him, no one can do it! ”

"Demons!" A host surnamed Wu summed up the sentence, "He's a demon!" ”

What a win for the sick too!

It's ridiculous that they once thought they were standing at the top, but now they have discovered that a mountain is higher than a mountain, and there are people outside the world!

At the same time. Many of the stunned North viewers who were watching the various TV stations at this moment were also dumbfounded, and everyone even suspected that they had heard it wrong!

"Tremble, mortals, the First Emperor is coming, my Emperor. My God. ”

"God-like people! God-like mouth! ”

"This is a winning emperor who continues to create miracles!"

"Win the First Emperor, I'll kneel for you!"

"I'm already on my knees on the remote control!"

“！”

The audience began to discuss in an uproar, but soon everyone fell silent, feeling depressed and sad. On the TV, Win Sick first greeted everyone for the New Year, and then said sadly:

"I just want to join you in a three-minute silence for the pilot and several passengers who died in this plane disaster."

With the help of the airport's broadcast, the Hokkien language was quickly and accurately transmitted to the ears of everyone on the scene. It was also transmitted to the audience's eardrums in front of the TV for the first time.

There was silence in the box for three minutes.

Suddenly, a few uncles and young people of the younger generation suddenly stood up and clapped their hands desperately!

One by one, the rest of the audience rose from their seats and applauded in admiration!

Even the highly anticipated ratings of the TV station, the staff, the director, and the director of the station also gave the biggest applause to Yingji, and they were very excited!

Time. The whole island applauded!

It didn't stop for a full minute!

No one left, and they didn't want to leave for a long time!

Some people don't know when they already have red circles under their eyes!

Treasure Island is blown up!

It's like an incendiary bomb dropped in!

"Win the disease! You are the best! ”

"Win the First Emperor! Attaboy! ”

"I'm rooting for you all my life!"

"Win the First Emperor! We're all with you! ”

However, the shock was not stopped, the moving continued, and the winner sang a soul music that touched the Chinese people:

"I can't help but complain if I lose my mind for a while"

"It's hard to be scared when you're down"

"That Pass Loses Hope"

"Drunk every day"

"Soulless and body-like like scarecrow"

"Life is comparable to the waves of the sea"

"Sometimes it goes up, sometimes it goes down"

"Good luck, bad luck"

"You have to do the work"

"Three points are destined"

"Seven points depend on hard work"

"Love to fight to win"

As he reached high tide, a roaring high note exploded through his throat without warning. It was like a bomb exploding!

This is a soul music, that kind of power, soul, feelings, this man has all burst out without any mistakes, and no one is not enthusiastic!

"Oh my God! Sky! Sky! ”

"Nima!"

"Cow! Fierce! ”

"This is a handsome man!"

"Ahhh I'm got goosebumps all over my body! ”

"Handsome is dead! Win the cow sung by the First Emperor! ”

The audience rejoices!

However, after the second chorus sounded, everyone was both excited and moved, and with the three minutes of brewing just now, all the closed feelings suddenly exploded at this point. I felt that my limbs were burning, my blood was boiling, and my tears couldn't stop flowing!

"Love to Fight to Win" changed the grievances and weepings or Jianghu flavor of Taiwanese songs in the past, and became popular in Duwan, and was repeatedly quoted by political figures including Li Moumou, making the word "hard work" a common language of different races in Duwan. At this time, it is the stage when the people of Duwan are working hard to create an economic miracle in Duwan, and the lyrics are mostly encouraging people who are downcast or frustrated, and they should still have confidence. worked hard, so it was widely loved by people from all walks of life, mainland people and even overseas Chinese. It is one of the most popular Chinese pop songs in mainland China and even in the world, and its title has become a motto that encourages people to work hard.

It is also a song widely used in funerals and funerals.

Everyone was howling, and it could be seen on the screen that many onlookers at the airport even stood up and raised their hands, shaking like crazy, all high!

Wave after wave of roar in the treble region. Ignited every house in front of the TV! It's exploded!

Lose your marbles!

TV stations are crazy!

The audience is crazy!

The whole Dumb Bay people are crazy too!

……

Many people's fates have changed because of the illness at the airport!

Many people's hearts are beating wildly because of the death sickness on the airport!

Tonight, the day before New Year's Day, it is destined to only belong to the winner of the disease, countless people scream for the victory of the disease, and countless people are crazy for the victory of the disease! This is the best New Year's Eve gift of 1974!

- "Win the Jedi Counterattack!" 》

- "Win the disease, applaud!" 》

- "Win the disease and fight the gangsters bravely, and save 200 people with wit!" 》

- "National Idol? No! He is a national hero! 》

- "Airports: The Limits of Human Speech." A musical feast! A carnival and tragedy of winning the sick and the bay! 》

- "Let's remember this person and win the disease!" 》

- "The First Emperor has arrived, I come, I see, I conquer!" 》

- "Winning the disease has once again created the myth of Zào! 》

- "Love to fight to win, this may be the biggest secret of his success! 》

- "He is the gentlest water in Victoria Harbour and the sharpest ice in the Great Hong Kong River. He is the perfect idol of Stay Bay and the eternal hero of Stay Bay! 》

The next day's newspaper bombarded people's nerves again, but every citizen bought the truth, and the popularity of winning the sick was exploded in the real sense of the first time in the bay. It's all over the Bay.

When he finally left the airport that night, he met a great man, a real great man. (To be continued......)

PS: I don't know what is written.