NO.22 Cute San'er

In Dawei's car, the atmosphere seemed heavier than ever. There are many reasons, but it is obvious that the most important one is because of the Nuno wearing black stockings and high heels who sat with Ye Wen in the back seat.

No one asked questions or blamed, Wang Jian was drowsy with his hands on his head, and he repeatedly pondered in his heart what Lin Yaxuan was going to do. Dawei drove the car with a gloomy face, and no one knew what he was thinking at this time.

Ye Wen in the back seat is also an outsider, so except for occasionally raising his head and looking at Nuo Nuo with contempt, most of the time he is bored playing the games that come with his mobile phone.

As for the parties involved in the whole thing, Nuno's head was almost buried in his knees, and he sat there as if he was forced to do so, playing with his left hand and his right hand, and he didn't even dare to raise his head.

"Ah Jian, what do you want most?"

Dawei's cold voice finally broke the silence, and made Wang Jian, who was thinking, slowly raise his head, looked at Dawei and looked back at Nuonuo.

"I want a lot of things, such as a house of my own, a beautiful lady, and a lot of brand new tickets, but what I want most is a basket of vegetable and meat buns."

What Wang Jian wants is very simple and crude, basically the most basic requirements of human beings. But these things, for Wang Jian, who is still living in the garage, are almost all foolish dreams, and in the short term, it is estimated that in addition to vegetable and meat buns, Wang Jian still has a lot of ways to go.

"It's so easy." Dawei smiled helplessly: "So a woman's thoughts, we can't figure it out at all." ”

"The card you gave to that woman, aren't you afraid that she will swipe you up?"

Wang Jian lazily discussed the difference between women and men with Dawei, after all, he is also inexperienced, and most of his understanding of women is from the experience of movies and TV series, which will make people laugh at it. After all, there are two sixteen or seventeen-year-old people in the car, it doesn't matter if they are ridiculed by Dawei, but they can be ridiculed by their own students, so ...... Life No.22 cute San'er will definitely be very gloomy.

"Can she run away after brushing it up?" Dawei said lightly: "And she is still your friend, you don't want my mascot, it's because of her, right?" ”

Wang Jian snorted, and then sighed deeply: "I have only met her twice, and she is a little too enthusiastic about me, I suspect that she wants to use me for something." ”

"You said that Lin Yaxuan?" Dawei's expression became a little weird: "I really haven't seen her treat anyone as low as you." ”

Dawei's words are a bit exaggerated, but for Lin Yaxuan, that attitude just now is already a limit for her, and people who are generally not treated as dogs by her are probably some characters with heads and faces, but Wang Jian seems to be an exception.

"So I feel like she's going to take advantage of me."

David was happy: "Maybe I have taken a fancy to you." ”

Wang Jian laughed at what he said, pointed to his dirty clothes, cheap pants and shoes, and the bag he picked up in the garbage heap he was carrying, and said self-deprecatingly: "Do you see that she is blind?" ”

After speaking, Wang Jian turned his head and looked at Nuo Nuo: "You, look up." Ask you, can you take a fancy to me? ”

Nono just raised his head, didn't speak, and continued to play with his fingers silently.

"You see, that's it."

Dawei sighed deeply, with a lot of emotion, glanced at Nuo Nuo from the rearview mirror, his expression became very gloomy again, but he still teased Wang Jian: "The mascot is absolutely good, I swear." As long as you can make her not afraid of you, you will find out how perfect she is. ”

Wang Jian shook his head and didn't speak, just buttoned the rubber skin by the car window and was silent. This state of affairs lasted until Wang Jian found out that the neighborhood where he lived was not far away. He straightened up and pointed ahead, "I'll live here." ”

"Are you sure?"

Dawei's expression became very interesting in an instant, and after slowing down the car, he looked at Wang Jian with a very playful expression, and made Wang Jian furious:

"If you look at me like that again, I'll throw you down."

Dawei was happy, his mood seemed to be brightened by Wang Jian in an instant, and he opened the safety lock and said to Wang Jian: "I'll send the two of them home first, and then I'll come to you." ”

Wang Jian looked at the leftovers in his hand: "Then you bring some steamed buns, can you eat this at night?" ”

"No problem at all."

Seeing that Dawei had no objection, Wang Jian opened the door and got out of the car, but before he took two steps, he turned back again. But this time he stuck his head in the back seat: "If I can't see you two tomorrow morning when I have a class meeting, you're dead." ”

Of course, Ye Wen nodded violently as if he had been drugged, and Nuo Nuo seemed to be a little jealous of herself, the nervous-looking head teacher, after seeing Wang Jian's face washing the floor just now, so even if she was in a bad mood, she nodded heavily.

Seeing Wang Jian walk into the gate of the community, Dawei slumped down, the fierce fight just now made him lose his strength for a long time, and he came over in order not to lose face in front of Wang Jian along the way, and now seeing that Wang Jian is gone, he can naturally let himself hurt.

His appearance seemed to the two people in the back seat to be a different picture, Ye Wen pointed at Nuo Nuo, the meaning was very clear, "It's you shameless who made him like this", while Nuo Nuo buried his face in his knees and didn't say a word.

Just when Dawei was lying on the steering wheel gasping for breath, and the pain in his mouth rang, Wang Jian turned back for the third time and put a bottle of black and yellow oily solution from the window on Dawei's co-pilot.

"Don't hold on to the pain, I can't even talk about you. If you die to save face, you will have to cover your head and cry tomorrow. Wang Jian had a smug look in his eyes that he had already seen through you, and pointed to the bottle of oily stuff and said: "This thing is prepared by myself, you can apply it externally and take it internally, don't ask what the formula is, I said that you will definitely not dare to use it, remember not to dip it in hot water when applying it externally, and you can't drink urine when taking it internally, this thing is against urine, and you will die if you drink it." ”

Dawei, who was about to be in a coma due to the injury and pain of the elbow ligament, laughed out loud when he was made by Wang Jian, raised his head and showed pale lips: "Okay, I know." ”

Wang Jian snorted: "You can use it now, generally speaking, it will take five minutes to take effect." ”

Dawei was also helpless by Wang Jian, so he could only unscrew the bottle of medicinal oil that he didn't know what it was and still exuded a strange smell and smeared it on his hands.

But not to mention, this thing is a spicy sensation when it gets on the skin, and the hand that is already completely unable to grasp it has a trace of feedback, and the pain is significantly reduced. After about ten minutes, Dawei's pain had obviously been suppressed to the limit of tolerability, he let out a sigh of relief, and looked at Wang Jian in surprise: "What is this made of?" The effect is so obvious? ”

Wang Jian was hesitant, and there was a rare hesitation.

"Say, I've used it all."

"After I said it, you have to continue to use it, it will take three days to get better." Although Wang Jian hesitated, he did not hide a kind of smugness between his eyebrows: "Such a bottle will probably waste me for a month." Half a pound of toads have to get a dozen, peel off the skin of the toad and soak it in tea tree oil, and when the oil turns green, use this oil to fry the fish scales, fry the fish scales crispy, take them out and make them into powder and mix them with this, and then add some herbs to them. That's not the key, it's the ...... of medicine."

Wang Jian saw that Dawei's face was green, so he was silent for a while: "Do you still want to listen?" ”

Dawei gritted his teeth and shook his head firmly: "I'm about to throw up...... Needless to say about the process, let's just talk about the medicine. ”

"Roundworms." Wang Jian glanced at Nuo Nuo, who was already retching in the back seat, and then cleared his throat: "I want fresh, alive ......"

After finishing speaking, he ran away for fear that Dawei would return the goods, and only then did he turn around and shout: "You can't eat beef these days, otherwise it will be edema." ”

Long after Wang Jian disappeared again, the three people in the car recovered from that disgusting feeling, Dawei moved his wrist, and then looked at the abominable bottle of medicinal oil very contradictory, and started the car silently.

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This chapter is probably relatively small, I didn't get home until about one o'clock, do you know what I caught while cleaning up the garbage in the old house? You would never have imagined! It's a soft-shelled turtle! It's Wang Bahe! Two catties and seven taels, and the eyes are bright and bright.

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