Chapter 698: The Birth of the Family
Chapter 698: The Birth of the Family: Haoyinli Village (11)
Li Tianxi of the vegetable group was attacked by the sisters and brothers of the enemy, and it was not easy to dig Kim Jong Kook on the side of the ginseng group, leaving home, Liu Jae-seok, Kim Jong Kook, and Dacheng were also walking and Hara, and the topic was drawn to the new member Kim Jong Kook from the beginning.
"Zhong Guo, Dacheng is like you, right?" Liu Zaishi took the lead in opening the chatterbox, "It's all squinting!" ”
Saying that, Liu Zaishi also looked at Dacheng, and he squinted his eyes and looked around in a timely manner, which made Liu Zaishi laugh, "Yes, it's very similar!" ”
Jin Zhongguo looked at Dacheng, hesitated for a moment, and said a little worriedly: "Brother Shi, is it really okay to say this?" Dacheng is an idol! ”
"Hey~~~~~~" Liu Zaishi exclaimed disapprovingly, "It's like it, what's wrong with this, Dacheng?" ”
Dacheng immediately nodded cooperatively, looking honored: "I can be similar to Brother Zhong Guo, but my glory, I have always been a fan of Brother Zhong Guo!" ”
Kim Jong Kook was also quite happy to hear Daesung say this, and now Bigbang is the trend of a boy group in the Korean music industry.
But Jin Zhongguo was obviously happy too early, and as soon as the touting words fell, he stepped on him decisively: "Brother Zhong Guo, this is a little bit of my heart!" ”
As he spoke, Dacheng took out a dog's tail grass like a trick and sent it to Kim Jong Kook with a sincere face.
Jin Zhongguo, who was still looking forward to it, saw the dog's tail grass, swaying in the wind in front of him, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he complained frantically in his heart: What kind of mind is this your sister!
It's not too late, seeing Kim Jong Kook speechless when he was being played by Dacheng, Liu Zaishi also laughed and picked a small wildflower. Offering a treasure in front of Jin Zhongguo: "Zhongguo, this is my brother's welcome gift, welcome to the family!" ”
"Brother Zhong Guo, welcome!" Dacheng also held a dog's tail grass and looked at Kim Jong Kook with a look of hope.
Facing the stupid melon brothers who have no lower limit on their discipline, Kim Jong Kook's eyelids jumped, and he didn't know what to do.
To say. In the past, when Kim Jong Kook participated in "X-man", although he was very reserved, he had a very good sense of artistry, otherwise he would not have given birth to so many well-known shots on him, but now that he has not been out of the army for a long time, and it is the first time he has participated in a variety show, it is inevitable that he is a little uncomfortable. I really didn't know how to respond for a while, so I could only look at Liu Zaishi with a look of help.
"Zhong Guo, this is our intention, please accept it!" Liu Zaishi refused to let go of Kim Jong Kook, held back a smile, and dug a pit with embarrassment, "I'll help you put it on your ear, it will be very handsome." ”
"Yes. That is, Brother Zhong Guo. In fact, each of us has worn it, not just for you to wear it. Dacheng also cooperated with the agitation.
When Kim Jong Kook heard this, he felt that his temples began to jump suddenly, and his blood pressure rose vigorously.
In the end, in desperation, Kim Jong Kook could only accept these two gifts from his cheating father with an absurd heart. The dog tail grass and wildflowers that Liu Jae-seok and Dacheng gave him as a gift were put on his ears.
Compared with the outgoing group, Park Ye-jin at home is not much better, at this moment, she is being called by two unscrupulous big brothers from beginning to end, first using a machine to thresh the rice that the old man has just harvested recently. Then he made a fire and cooked by himself, and finally had to endure all kinds of cool words from Yin Zhongxin and Jin Xiulu, the hard work, the pitiful, the whole little daughter-in-law who was bullied, she was just sad and crying.
"oPPa, can't you just help?" Park Ye-jin complained unbearably while lighting a fire, "You guys look like this, beware of being scolded for disrespecting women after the show is released!" ”
In the face of Yizhen's dissatisfaction, the two uncles were not very concerned, but Yin Zhongxin argued eloquently: "We are teaching you the skills necessary to be a qualified daughter-in-law." ”
Jin Xiulu also followed and said: "That's it! We Yizhen will also get married in the future, so let's just practice in advance now, otherwise it will be very hard to marry someone in the future! ”
Looking at their cheeky appearance, Park Ye-jin was speechless, and she seemed to be very kind, but in fact, she just wanted to be lazy?
At the same time, on Li Junxi's side, the three people who came to the entrance of the village were muttering something under a big tree.
"What now?" Li Tianxi looked up, and the chestnut tree they were looking for above their heads was the season when chestnuts grew, and there were a large number of chestnuts growing on the trees.
Li Junxi also looked up, this chestnut tree is at least a few decades old, the crown is more than 20 meters high, and the lowest branches are more than ten meters high.
Scratching his chin, Li Junxi seemed to think of something, and he turned his head to look at Li Tianxi.
was targeted by Li Junxi, Li Tianxi was instinctively startled, and almost subconsciously turned around and ran away.
Li Junxi looked at Li Tianxi with a smile: "Or, Brother Tianxi, you climb up?" ”
Climb trees?
Li Tianxi looked up at the chestnut high above, and looked at Li Junxi with a sad face: "Junxi! Do I have a grudge against you, thinking about how to play me all day long! ”
"Hey, Brother Tianxi, how is it possible!" Li Junxi smiled and defended, "We are a family!" ”
Li Tianxi immediately said: "Since you are a family, why don't you climb!" ”
Li Junxi said seriously: "Brother Tianxi! You're tall, so it's easier to get chestnuts! ”
Li Tianxi thought about it carefully, and then stood beside Li Junxi and compared it, and found that he was indeed taller than Li Junxi, but your sister was a little taller.
"Jun-hee, ~~~~~~~~~"
"Forget it, forget it!" Li Xiaoli stopped the childish quarrel between the two unreliable men, and said with a smile, "Let's just beat it with a bamboo pole below, it's really not high enough, you can use your shoulders to support me up!" ”
In fact, even if Lee Hyori doesn't say it, Lee Junxi won't really let Lee Tianxi climb a tree, the ratings of the show are naturally important, but personnel safety is really the most important. Although climbing trees is not a dangerous activity, it is better not to take risks if you can.
So Li Junxi didn't continue to force Li Tianxi, and nodded kindly: "Okay, then so be it!" ”
After deciding on the plan, the three of them began to act.
"Bang! Boom! Boom! ”
The three of them held bamboo poles and crackled under the tree, but they didn't knock for a while. Really knocked down a few chestnuts.
Li Xiaoli carefully picked up a small pimple-like thing, took a closer look, and shouted excitedly: "It's a chestnut, it's really a chestnut!" ”
Li Junxi looked at it, indeed, this small round ball covered with burrs was the ingredient they needed, chestnut!
"Okay, that's really fine, let's move on." Lee Jun-hee saw that there was a result. As an urbanite, he has never played such a country game, and he has a very novel feeling when he looks at the leaves that are knocked down all over the sky by them.
Lee Hyo-ri also nodded happily.
However, they were apparently happy too early, and the bamboo poles could only reach the branches under the bottom, and there were not many chestnuts growing on the branches by the roadside. There are only a dozen or twenty scattered ones, therefore. After a while, Li Junxi and the three of them found that they could no longer beat chestnuts.
Looking at the sturdy chestnuts on the branches, and then looking at the more than ten chestnuts scattered in the basket, Li Junxi and the three of you, you look at me, I look at you, and they are speechless.
There was no way, the three of them got together again to discuss countermeasures.
"What should I do?" Lee Jun-hee scratched his head. "Brother Tianxi, why don't I stand up to you?"
Before Li Tianxi answered, Li Xiaoli responded first, "It's better for me to come, Tianxi will never be lighter than me!" ”
Lee Jun-hee heard this. I almost laughed out loud.
Is this self-deprecation?
It seems that since the birth of the family, Lee Hyori's weight has suddenly become a sensitive topic.
Li Junxi was about to agree, but suddenly thought of something, groaned, first looked at Li Xiaoli, then looked at Li Tianxi, and then his eyes lit up, and he said with a smile, "It's better to let Brother Tianxi trust you!" ”
"Huh? Yikes!! Li Tianxi's reaction was also dissatisfied, and he deliberately pretended to be shocked when he heard the words, "Why me, how heavy is filial piety, you don't know!" ”
Seeing Lee Jun Hee and Lee Tian Hee joking with their weight again, Lee Hyori was ashamed and annoyed: "Ah~~~~~~ I have lost weight recently, and I have lost a lot of weight!" ”
After laughing, although he was very happy to cooperate with Li Tianxi, but, despite this, Li Junxi still kicked Li Tianxi mercilessly and kicked Li Tianxi into the pit: "Brother Tianxi, who told you to be taller than me!" ”
Li Junxi's reason is indeed very reasonable, the 188Cm Li Tianxi is indeed a little taller than the 184Cm Li Junxi, which means that it is easier to hit the chestnuts on the tree after holding up Xiaoli, so Li Tianxi pulled the corners of his mouth, irrefutable.
"Hurry up!" Li Junxi smiled and urged, "Squat down!" ”
Helpless, Li Tianxi could only squat down with a bitter face, and Li Xiaoli saw Li Tianxi's bitter look, and smiled and stepped directly on Li Tianxi's shoulder.
"Okay, Brother Tianxi, stand up!" Lee Jun-hee smiled on the side and said, "Hurry up!" It's getting dark! ”
Li Tianxi was helpless, so he could only obediently support his knees again and wanted to stand up, but he didn't know if it was funny or true, his legs straightened up a little, and he trembled violently, as if he was really carrying a thousand-pound object: "Xiaoli!" You also say that you have lost weight and become lighter! Why do I feel heavier than before!! ”
When Li Junxi heard this, he immediately burst out laughing, and even the staff on the side couldn't help laughing.
No matter what, Lee Tian-hee finally staggered to pick Lee Hyo-ri up, and Lee Jun-hee smiled while carefully protecting her in the back to prevent her from falling.
Li Xiaoli rode Li Tianxi's mount with a proud face, commanding him to move left and right, back and forth, and obedient Li Tianxi.
"Go forward, step back!"
"Left, left, right, right!"
If it was just commanding like this, it would be okay, but Li Xiaoli still "remembered" that Li Tianxi had just joked about her weight, and he was not honest with one hand, grabbing Li Tianxi's hair for a while, and pulling Li Tianxi's ears for a while, which hurt so much that Li Tianxi couldn't stop screaming.
Looking at Li Tianxi's miserable appearance, Li Junxi couldn't help laughing, and didn't forget to say cool words on the side: "Fortunately, I reacted quickly and let Brother Tianxi take the cylinder, otherwise I would be the one who was abused by Sister Xiaoli now." ”
Finally, after Li Tianxi's hard work. Finally collected enough chestnuts for duck stewing, Li Junxi smiled and patted Li Tianxi's back, signaling that he was okay: "Okay, okay, okay, enough!" ”
Li Tianxi, who couldn't hold on for a long time, had weak legs. knelt directly: "It's finally over!" ”
Li Tianxi's expression at this moment was as if he had not died after a catastrophe.
The task of chestnut collection ended perfectly in Li Tianxi's dedication, but because the tree height was not good to collect, the time spent was a little beyond expectations, looking at the dark sky, Li Xiaoli reminded Li Junxi of them: "It's not early, we have to hurry!" ”
Lee Jun-hee also noticed the coming of night, so he proposed to Lee Hyo-ri and Lee Tian-hee, "Then let's go pick some chili peppers!" ”
"Hmm" Lee Hyo-ri nodded in agreement, while another member, Lee Tian-hee, also said he had no opinion.
So the three of them set out again to pick up some of the necessary accompaniments for dinner. Like chili, green onions, garlic or something, fortunately, the ingredients they are looking for are all in one place, so it saves them a lot of effort.
After a while, everyone came to the vegetable patch of Grandma's house, and it was getting darker faster.
"Sister Xiaoli!" Lee Jun-hee quickly picked the chili peppers, and at the same time did not forget to talk to Lee Hyo-ri to increase the weight of the broadcast. "Why are you so embarrassed with Brother Zhong Guo?"
"That's right! You've all been active together for ten years, why are you still so embarrassed. Why? Li Tianxi also interjected.
Lee Hyo-ri understood what they meant, they wanted to help her sort out her relationship with Kim Jong Kook, but some things were just so indescribable. Just like although she and Kim Jong Kook have "known" for ten years, her closeness to him is really low, and today I met Kim Jong Kook, who has "known" him for ten years. I always felt a faint sense of alienation, and she didn't know why.
Li Xiaoli replied to them while thinking about his thoughts: "I don't know, generally speaking, I won't be embarrassed to see anyone." But I just feel embarrassed with Zhong Guo oppa, and I want to do better, but ~~~~~~~"
Speaking of this, Lee Hyori suddenly remembered the game, and smiled helplessly: "I don't know why!" ”
Lee Jun-hee and Lee Hyo-ri were also worried about how to get along with Kim Jong Kook, and Wen Sheng said with relief, "Sister Hyori, don't worry too much, in fact, after getting along for a long time, you will find that Brother Zhong Kook is really a very good person!" ”
"I hope so!" Thinking of Kim Jong Kook's "angry" appearance just now, Lee Hyo-ri was helpless, and could only hope that it would be as Lee Jun-hee said.
Seeing Li Xiaoli's sad look, Li Tianxi also comforted her: "Why don't you see what you can do for Brother Zhong Guo?" For example, help Zhong Guoge wash his shoes? ”
"Uh~~~~" Li Junxi straightened up and looked at Li Tianxi hesitantly, "Now? ”
Lee Jun-hee instinctively felt that this idea was not very reliable, but before he could express his objection, Lee Hyori's eyes lit up on the side, "Yes, help him clean up, and he won't blame me!" ”
"Of course!" Li Tianxi said with an affirmative face, "Everyone will be happy to see that the shoes are clean!" ”
"Wait! Now ~~~~~~~" Li Junxi still wanted to dissuade him, but the more Li Xiaoli thought about it, the better, so before Li Junxi could react, he threw the basket and gloves in her hand into his arms, "Junxi, I'll go back first, you can pick it slowly!" ”
"Sister Xiaoli!" Lee Jun-hee instinctively wanted to catch Lee Hyo-ri, but Lee Hyo-ri flashed alertly and left a sentence, "Do a good job!" ”
Then, ignoring the camera, he just ran away.
Looking at the figure jumping and running away, Li Junxi and Li Tianxi looked at each other very absurdly, what is this!
"Brother Tianxi! It's so late, if you wash it now, if you don't do it, Zhong Guoge's shoes will get worse! ”
Li Tianxi looked up at the sky, and suddenly realized: "That's right!" If you don't have the sun, you won't dry out! ”
Lee Jun-hee sweated profusely when he heard this, is this big brother's reflex nerve inherited from dinosaurs? So slow!
Grandma's house!
"I'm back!"
Before someone arrived, the voice had already arrived.
Everyone who stayed at home was shocked, and before everyone could react, a figure ran into the yard like a gust of wind, it was Lee Hyo-ri who ran back alone without the production team and Lee Jun-hee.
"Oh, Ernie ~~~~~" Park Ye-jin, who was cooking on the fire, only had time to say hello before was interrupted by Lee Hyo-ri, "Where, where, where are the sneakers!? ”
Lee Hyo-ri asked and anxiously searched around, and finally she found Kim Jong Kook's dirty shoes under the bamboo bed, "Ah, here!" ”
After speaking, without waiting for anyone else to react, he directly picked up his shoes and went straight to the washing area where the faucet was.
Only then did everyone understand what Li Xiaoli wanted to do, and Jin Xiulu sighed absurdly, "Hey Yigu, is this still the filial piety we know?" ”
"It seems that she is really afraid of Zhong Guo!" Yin Zhongxin also crossed his hands and teased.
Park Ye-jin also looked incredulous: "Ernie! You really ~~~~~~~."
"I can't help it!" Maybe he felt that he was a little bit of something, Li Xiaoli was very embarrassed to defend, "If Zhong Guo oppa hates me, I won't have a good life in the future!" ”
Park Ye-jin teased angrily: "If it were other members' shoes, would Ernie be so nervous?" ”
Lee Hyo-ri unscrewed the faucet and began to clean her shoes, and when she heard Ye-jin's ridicule, she didn't raise her head and said ruthlessly: "Don't even think about anyone else!" ”
Yin Zhongxin and the others were stunned when they heard this, and then nodded with satisfaction: "Sure enough, it is still our filial piety, and it hasn't changed at all!" (To be continued.) )