"Monopoly Resume Travel"

"Monopoly's Resume Travel" is a very interesting novel. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 infoThe content of the book is twisty, witty, humorous, and makes people laugh and have an aftertaste after reading it, which is an excellent blueprint for making anime movies and cartoons.

The manuscript was conceived by the author over 20 years, crafted and honed over many years. It was written from the birth of Monopoly bistable

from now on, until he became a monopoly. The manuscript was planned to be 400,000 words, and 140,000 words have been written. In the near future, I am ready to log in to the Internet, and all readers are welcome to read on the Internet, and we welcome anime, film and television adaptations, as well as manuscripts from publishers.

About the Author:

The author, Dang Yunqingnan, was born in August 1958, with a college education, and graduated from the Department of Economics of the University of Electric Power in 1986, majoring in business management. After graduating from school, he returned to work in the factory, but the author was not reasonably used by the leaders after returning to work, and was squeezed out and suppressed by the leaders everywhere.

The author was very disappointed, and in the disappointment, the author saw that most of the leaders of state-owned enterprises at that time were not entrepreneurs, and the author wanted to write a novel to inspire the next generation to become entrepreneurs. He has been preparing to write a novel about a young entrepreneur since '87. After 1988, the author stopped writing, and he went to technical schools, vocational colleges, technical secondary schools, and universities to teach more than a dozen professional courses as a part-time teacher specializing in economics. In 2010, the author renamed the original novel "Entrepreneur Bistability" to "Monopoly's Resume Travel".

The author's address is the first floor of the unit in Building No. 10, No. 2606, Jianshe East Road, Nanyang City, Henan Province, Tel: 15839977650 or 13203797897 Website: http://kehuan. E-mail: manbumingshan@

"Monopoly's Travels" children's novel

Table of contents: Author: Dang Yunqing

Chapter 1: The Birth

First, the genetic equation

Two gorgeous families

300 days of photo

Chapter 2: The Cold Snap

One, hibernation

2. Hospitalized

3. Audio-visual briefing room

Fourth, cure the disease

Fifth, the case discussion meeting

VI. Inferences and Conclusions

Chapter 3: Beginning to the South

First, go south for thousands of miles

Second, the first meeting

Three, a new home

Fourth, night talks

Fifth, recruitment

Chapter 4 begins at the age of zero

First, enter the park

Second, drill rings

Three, empty floating

Fourth, perseverance

Chapter 5 Business Development

One, TV commercials

Two, sixty points passed

Third, hidden dangers are beginning to emerge

Fourth, command the layoff

Chapter 6 Walkthrough

First, the first lesson

Second, Professor Misstrong

Third, the first practice of boxing

Fourth, one to one equal,

Fifth, the children remember

Chapter 7 New Classrooms

First, disorderly competition

Second, the rules of the game

Third, interest in teaching method

Fourth, Internet addiction

Fifth, fool the game

Chapter 8 Sine Curves

One, even hit back

Second, prodigy

Third, the bell needs to be tied to the bell

Fourth, toys are always gathered

Fifth, the plane went to the sky

Chapter 9 The Descendants of Confucius

One, face the wall and think about it

Second, the true disciple Kong Zhili

Third, Mr. Qian listens to the class

Fourth, the sound of dumb flute

Fifth, unforeseen disasters

Chapter 10: Painting and Childlike Innocence

First, personalized training

Second, after winning the award

Three, the naïve gallery

Fourth, the formation of wealth

Fifth, toy classroom

Chapter 11 Ideas for a Toy Exchange Shop

One, toy hospital with toy exchange shop

Second, the economic star

3. Wealth education

Fourth, promote to the society

Fifth, the first time to enter the magic city

Chapter 12 The Journey of Seeking Teaching

First, travel through rivers and mountains

Second, a simple dinner

Third, the adventures of accounting firms

Fourth, a whirlwind speech

Fifth, the art of leadership and Facebook

Chapter 13 The Road to Growth

A children's receipt bank

Second, go down the pole

Three, good brother

Fourth, unqualified

5. Training - Training, Retraining

First, the author of the introduction, Dang Yunqing

If we compare ten years to one step, the world has taken another 50 steps forward from 2,000 years, and in the last year of this 50th step, the world economy has taken on a comical color.

In the United States, there is a group of prodigies who control 60 percent of the stock on the New York Stock Exchange, and in Europe, 60 percent of silver

In China, the average age of entrepreneurs has dropped to twenty-three, and most of the world's outstanding entrepreneurs, bankers, and scientists are dolls, and the cynical God has left the world economy in the hands of children.

The most famous in the who's who of the world's young entrepreneurs is the entrepreneur bistability, let's start with the bistability. Chapter 1: The Birth

First, the genetic equation

On a summer morning, the weather is clear, white clouds float in the clear sky, and the wide boulevard is lined with tall and neat poplar trees, and the wind gently blows the swaying foliage.

Early in the morning, Wu Jian, director of the Xingguang Electronics Research Institute, walked into the research institute compound located in the Utuo Mountain Scenic Area with great interest in the breeze.

As soon as Director Wu walked into the institute, the whole institute became lively. Colleagues gathered around, and a female comrade with a ponytail said, "Alas, Director Wu, we want to eat your candy!"

"Eat sugar, eat sugar, everyone comes to my office to eat sugar!" After Director Wu finished speaking, the bald colleague stood next to the director and asked the pigtail, "Where does the joy come from?"

"Ahem, you don't know yet, Wu Chang has a son. ”

"Oh, I see!" said Bald, smiling knowingly.

At this time, the thin man and the fat man also came over to ask Director Wu for candy, and Director Wu had no choice but to lead the big guy into his office.

In the office, Director Wu stood in front of his desk and said like a professor lecturing: "Everyone is here, I will ask you a question first, please answer?

After Director Wu finished speaking, he raised the bag of candy in his hand in front of everyone, and then put it on the table, and the big guys asked in unison: "What question, can you ask it?"

"Okay, what do you think is the best name for my son?"

"Yes, it makes sense, we can't just remember to eat candy and forget the names of children. Bald said. Ponytail then said, "You are all great intellectuals, everyone think about it, right?"

After she finished speaking, the big guys found a chair and sat down in the office. Just when the big guy was thinking about it, the thin man walked up to Wu Jian and said, "I think the child's name is the best kitten!"

"Why is that?" the fat man interjected. The thin man continued: "The kitten is the most blessed, my kitten drinks milk and eats small fish, and the child is called a kitten, and it will definitely eat well in the future." ”

"You're not right, how can humans be compared to animals. The fat man finished. The glasses man walked over and held his glasses with his hand and said: "The name comes from the book, it's useless for us to talk nonsense, let's read the book now!" The glasses reminded everyone that the big guys took the books from the bookshelves in the office and read them.

Wu Jian saw that the big guys were taking books to read, and he also took a book from the bookshelf and flipped through it in his hand. Wu Jian is engaged in electronic technology, and most of his office is full of electronic books, and it is difficult for these nerds to find names from electronics.

Wu Jian was holding a copy of "Transistor Switching Circuits", and he read it several times from beginning to end, but he couldn't see any names. He had no choice but to turn to the third page of the book, and he looked up the table of contents from top to bottom .......

Suddenly, he noticed that there was a line in the book that said monostable circuits...... There is also a ...... of bistable circuits below. "Monostable, bistable?!" Wu Jian involuntarily purred.

"Director Wu, I think the name of the child should be considered from the genetic formation of the parents!" the words of glasses interrupted Wu Jian's train of thought. "Oh, think about it from the perspective of genetic formation!" Wu Jian closed the book and said: "Alas, it makes sense, my genetic composition belongs to the technology type, and his mother's genetic composition belongs to the business type...... What do you say the child's name should be?"

I was stunned by the big guy when I asked, and I didn't know how to answer.

Ding Fatzi, an associate researcher at the institute, learned mathematical equations very well, and he played them and said: "This requires the establishment of mathematical equations." Bald hurriedly interjected:

"Yes, a genetic equation should be established. ’’

The genetic equation should have the terms monostable and bistable. Wu Jian finished speaking. "You know, right? A scholar once said that science and technology and modern management are the two wheels of modern social and economic development, and two wheels should be added to the equation. ”

After Balding finished speaking, he took out a piece of chalk from the chalk box and wrote on the blackboard.

Science and technology type (gene) + management type (gene) = = @ = = = = = bistable state = entrepreneur

Ponytail pointed to the equation and asked Bald, "What do you mean by adding two circles in the middle of the equal sign?"

"You don't understand, that's two wheels, science and technology are one wheel, modern management is one wheel, and the two wheels don't become bistable!"

Ponytail asked, "According to you, a wheel is monostable." Director Wu said, "Yes!" Bald said, "Director Wu is monostable."

The thin man finally said: "Entrepreneurs must be bistable, they must have scientific and technological knowledge and management knowledge, figuratively speaking, entrepreneurs must pedal on two wheels, and the two wheels become bistable." The ponytail said a little humorously: "Director Wu, your father and son got their name from this." ”

Wu Jian said with some disapproval: "What is the name!"

Everyone said in unison, "That's monostable and bistable." ”

Second, the gorgeous family

Bistable is a native of Utuoshan in the north, his father Wu Jian is forty years old, and his mother Wang Zhen is thirty-four years old.

In the blink of an eye, the 100 days of bistability have arrived. On the day of the 100 days of bistability, the whole family gathered. My grandfather and grandmother came back from the United States to visit my little grandson.

My grandfather was a man in his sixties, with sparse silver hair on his head and a pair of owl-like glasses, and he was a manager and consultant for a large bank in the United States.

No sooner had they arrived home than the doorbell rang. The owl-like grandfather opened the door, and it turned out to be a visit from a bistable aunt. "Wu Ying, you go to the living room and sit down. Wu Ying walked into the living room and put a travel bag on the table. "Here, sister, why are you buying so many things?" said Wang Zhen and walked out of the bedroom.

"Sister-in-law, the gifts I brought to 'Xiao Wentai' today are all symbolic old clothes, and I don't spend much money. ”

Monostable also came out of the kitchen at this time, Wu Ying opened the handbag and took out a delicate plastic box from inside. "Big brother, this is a gift from the second brother to Bistable, and inside is a piece of special alloy steel, the purpose is to make my nephew have a steely will when he grows up in the future. ”

It turned out that Wu Ying's second brother was a worker technician in a steel mill, and he left this piece of the world's most advanced special alloy steel to Bistable as a 100-day gift when he was sampling steelmaking.

"Also, this is a welcome pine that my father gave to his grandson. ”

"How's Daddy's illness lately?" asked Monostable with concern. Wu Ying replied: "It's still the same, he said to me on the hospital bed: "I don't have anything too valuable to give him, what I give to my grandson is the plastic bonsai welcome pine that I have treasured for many years, I gave him a pine-like style, selfless, and energetic spirit, I hope that my grandson can grow up and become a talent as soon as possible under the inspiration of this spirit." ”

Hearing these words, my grandfather said excitedly: "What I gave my little grandson is a computer learning machine and an electronically controlled audio player, which can help Bistable Master Cultural Knowledge at an early age." ”

Wu Ying said meaningfully: "The gifts I gave to my nephew were old clothes worn by his cousin and old toys he played with. The foundation of an entrepreneur's entrepreneurship is to be diligent and thrifty, and I hope that my nephew can develop a good habit of thrift and thrift and become an entrepreneur in the future. ”

"Oh, we just talk and forget about bistability. Wang Zhen, go and take us to see our little grandson!" After the old man finished speaking, the whole family followed Wang Zhen into the bedroom.

Bistable lay in the rocking blue car and cried. When he saw his mother, he stopped crying and looked at her in a daze. Grandpa was secretly surprised when he saw the little grandson, this child belonged to five short statures, the head accounted for about half of the body length, the trunk and limbs were short, and he had "O" shaped legs like wheels.

My grandfather said, "How did the child look like this?" and the doctor said that most of the children with this body shape were deformed. Wang Zhen finished speaking. My grandfather asked again, "What is the reason for this body shape, is it because you are not well adjusted during pregnancy?" "No, I have eaten everything I need during pregnancy!"

Grandpa looked at the bistable state in the blue car like an owl, he looked at it for a while, and his mouth couldn't help but say: "This kind of child is congenital deficiency, I expect him to grow up to be an entrepreneur in the future, is it that the entrepreneur in the blue car is congenital deficiency?"

Wang Zhen was so sad that she cried at this time, she said: "As soon as the child is born, I am worried about him, I don't know if he will be able to grow up in the future?"

"It doesn't matter, after infancy, the child will slowly get better, don't be sad. After Wang Zhen's mother finished speaking, she pulled her daughter into the living room. Wu Ying said beside him: "Sister-in-law, you relax, most of the entrepreneurs in their infancy are full of disasters, and after he passes his infancy, he will look better." ”

The mother and daughter sat down on the sofa. "When the long ....... "The electronic doorbell rang again.

3. 100 days of photos

Wang Zhen heard the doorbell and hurriedly walked to the door and opened it. A tall, thin middle-aged man walked in, he took off his sun hat, revealing a fox-like head. "Sister, I'm back. "Brother, you don't make a phone call, let me drive to the airport to pick you up. "No need, I got off the plane and took the subway, and the transportation is really convenient now." ”

Wang Zhen asked with concern: "How is your company's business this year?" "It's okay, but it's not as good as last year!" "Why is that?"

"You don't know that in business, our middle-aged people's heads can't catch up with those dolls. Now the elderly entrepreneurs of the big American companies have been defeated by the children, and it is the Boy Scouts who will be in charge of the world economy in the future!"

At this time, my grandmother said, "Hey, why do you two talk about the company as soon as you meet." "That's three sentences," the owl said, handing his son a cup of McSca.

"Sister, I'd better take a look at my little nephew first. Wang Zhen led her brother to the blue car, and when she saw her uncle coming, she somehow laughed slightly.

The uncle bent down and hugged Bistable in his arms and said affectionately: "My company will be in charge of the little nephew in the future, and you go and compare with those foreign dolls." ”

"Looking at what he looks like, will he be able to become an entrepreneur in the future?" "Yes, haven't you heard that a child has a full head and a brain? No matter how long his limbs are, as long as his head is developed, he will have a way in the future." ”

The uncle looked at the little nephew and said in amazement: "Ho, there is no one among the foreign entrepreneurs whose head can be compared with the little nephew, although the little nephew entrepreneur is congenitally deficient and born late, but he has a developed mind and emancipated his mind, and once he grows up in the future, he will be able to beat foreign dolls in the enterprise competition." ”

The thin fox's words made the whole family turn their worries into joy. "The dish is ready, let's go to the restaurant to eat. Monostable finished. Wu Ying had already arranged the meal, and the family sat down at the table.

The owl raised the goblet first. "Children, we toast to the speedy recovery of the grandfather of the bistable state and the happy 100th birthday of the little homeostasis. Monostable raised his glass and said, "Cheers to my father-in-law's health and the prosperity of the bank." ”

The fox-like uncle stood up, and he held up his glass and said, "Cheers to my brother-in-law's new invention." "Dry" "Bang!" A few wine glasses clashed together.

After the family was full of wine and food, the fox-like uncle suggested: "I see that I want to take a picture of Xiao Wenjing as a souvenir." ”

"Yes, we have to take a picture as a family together. Grandmother finished. Skinny Fox retrieves an American-made fast-life license plate camera from his travel bag.

Wang Zhen put on the bistable with the old clothes sent by Wu Ying, and then carried the bistable to the round table, used a plastic bracket to support the bistable into a sitting position, and put the welcome pine, old toys, alloy steel, and imported computer learning machines, computer sound players and other foreign toys in front of the bistable state.

Seeing such a person, Bistable was blessing himself, and he laughed happily. After a few clicks and clicks of the shutter, a few color photos were taken. The skinny fox took out the fast-washed photo from the camera for everyone to see.

The bistable state in the photograph sits on a round table, and the color photograph takes a red picture of the otherwise pale face, and the deformed bistable state is also illuminated with proportional proportions.

Wu Ying took the photo and said: "Brother, you can shine Xiaowenta so well, I can't imagine it, you see that he is white and fat, and he looks so likable."

"That's thanks to your brother's camera skills and the camera. The owl finished. "This American-made camera is able to automatically adjust the proportions of the human body and adjust the color of the people in the photo very reasonably. ”

"It turns out that this American product is a fake shot. Wu Ying suddenly realized. The thin fox hung the camera around his neck, and he walked to the balcony to look out at the river, flower houses, and rockeries in the garden from a high place. At this time, the chrysanthemums bloom among the flowers and trees in the garden, forming a sea of flowers.

"Good times, good times. We went outside to take family photos. After the thin fox finished speaking, the whole family responded together.

The thin fox with a camera on his chest led the whole family to the rockery and stopped, and in front of the rockery, the thin fox pointed there like a director. "You see a rockery in front of you, a river behind the mountain, and yellow chrysanthemums blooming on the mountain, as if gold was everywhere. ”

The owl smiled and said, "This symbolizes that the little grandson will take the golden road in the future." The father and son sang and harmonized. At this time, Wang Zhen took out the bistable state, and the family stood in front of the rockery. The skinny fox looks at the camera and presses the shutter. Twenty seconds after he hurried to his place, he heard only a click, and the family left a family photo.

After leaving the first footprints of his life in bistability, a gust of autumn wind blew, and bistability was as sluggish as frost, and he hurriedly retracted his head into his mother's arms, which portended an ominous omen.

Chapter 2: The Cold Snap

1. Hibernation

Autumn goes, winter comes.

The temperature in northern China is falling sharply due to the influence of the Siberian cold snap, and when the temperature drops below freezing, the bistable state does not eat or drink all day and seems to sleep instead of sleeping, and enters a state of hibernation. This frightened the monostable couple, who was so anxious that he hurriedly contacted the hospital by phone. Twenty minutes later, a white ambulance drove toward the hospital with a monostable couple and a bistable one.

"Fast", "fast"! Monostability constantly pushes the driver in the car, and the car slides along the concrete road covered with thin ice like a sleigh.

The car looked like a fugitive being pursued, violating speed safety regulations and ignoring the orders of the guards, and was warned twice by the guards. The car came to the artificial lake covered with thick ice, waved his hands and shouted loudly, "Hey, driver - there is a curve ahead, a curve, be very careful, be careful!"

Who knows, not only did the car not stop, but on the contrary, the two wheels of the car rose off the ground and the body tilted, and the car danced on the ice.

"Damn, that's bad luck. Monostable yelled angrily. The car ran over several geese and ducks standing on the shore of the lake. The sudden rush out of the car frightened the skaters and screamed, "Car accident, car accident." "The boys and girls who were skating were so frightened that they collided with each other. The car slipped through the screaming crowd on the mirror-smooth surface of the lake and plunged headlong into the ice palace in the center of the lake.

The ice palace was created by people imitating the appearance of ancient palace buildings with ice cubes and freezing at low temperatures, and the car crashed into the ice palace for a while before stopping.

Monostable stuck his head out of the window of the car, looked at the collapsed ice palace, turned back to the driver, and said, "Drive the car to the hospital." The driver stepped on the accelerator, and the car drove out of the ice palace with a few hums. The driver drove slowly along the shore of the lake with caution.

The car came to the intersection and there was a red light ahead of it to stop. "Parking. A white motorcycle stopped in front of the car, and the motorcycle policeman jumped out of the car and shouted "stop".

The car stopped, and the motorcycle policeman shouted, "Hey, you're the driver of the car with the number 00123, right?" "Yes! What's the matter?" The driver hurriedly jumped out of the car and got out of the car with him.

The policeman pulled out his notebook and said, "You will be fined for driving too fast, and you will need to pay for crushing ducks and geese." If the ice palace is damaged, the construction fee will be compensated, and the three expenses will be added together, totaling eight dry yuan. ”

"What can be worth eight dry yuan?" After Shan Wenjing finished speaking, he patted his chest and said with a large demeanor: "Eight thousand is eight thousand." After paying the police, he asked, "Are you okay?" Now I declare that you will be punished by sawing off two wheels of your car!"

"That's the thing, the car saws off two wheels, and the driver can tell the driver to drive?!" "It's okay! The car you're in is moving like the motorcycle I drive." ”

The car was helplessly pulled by the tractor to the car modification factory, and then two wheels were sawed off by the modification factory. Monostable looked helplessly at the car with two wheels missing, and the policeman stood next to Monostable and patted Monostable on the shoulder with his hand and said, "Isn't this car also monostable." Monostable had no way to shake his head, and he drove his two-wheeled car from side to side to the hospital.

A short time later, the car drove into the front door of the hospital unhindered and stopped in front of a white building. Monostable took out his mobile phone and connected with the emergency room and said, "Hey, is it a pediatric emergency room...... The patient's bistable state has arrived, please take care of it in the pediatric emergency room. A female nurse replied, "Yes, we'll go and meet you right away." ”

2. Hospitalization

Leaning slightly, the glasses girl and Dr. Xiong led two short guards carrying stretchers and hurriedly walked to the ambulance. Dr. Xiong looks like a black bear in a different way, he wears a white hanger, a stethoscope on his chest, an armed belt around his waist, a box gun in his hand, and long boots on his feet, much like a big bear armed to the teeth. The girl with glasses opened the back door of the ambulance, Wang Zhen got out of the car and put the bistable into the stretcher, Dr. Xiong stepped forward, and without saying a word, the bistable turned over, raised his hand and aimed the gun at the buttocks, "horn" is two shots. At this time, Wang Zhen, a stable couple, hurriedly said: "What are you shooting for, do you still use a gun to see a doctor?"

After Dr. Xiong finished firing the gun, he saw that the muzzle of the gun was still smoking, and he unhurriedly inserted the gun into his waist: "Madam, don't you understand that this gun is a new weapon to save lives and help the wounded, it is called a life-saving gun." "What's the use of a life-saving gun, once a person is shot to death, isn't it a life-throwing gun." "Director Shan, you don't understand, listen to me!"

"I don't listen to you, my bistable life is dying, you don't give first aid and shoot him, there is such a doctor. ”

Dr. Xiong was not in a hurry and took the hand of the monostable state and walked and said, "Director Shan, the gun in my hand is a special pistol developed by medical scientists, the maximum range of this gun is 50 meters, it shoots a special first-aid "bullet" with a wake-up agent, after the bullet is fired into the human body, it will not hurt the human body, but quickly dissolves and spreads the drug into the human body, and in two minutes the bistable state will be sober and not hibernating. ”

"If only it were as you said. Shan Wen's face stretched a little unhappily, and Dr. Xiong led the couple into his office.

Dr. Xiong let the monostable couple sit down on the couch, and he walked over to the mahogany desk opposite the monostable couple and turned to sit down in his leather soft chair. Dr. Bear looked at the couple like a judge.

Wang Zhen inspected the office, where the shelves were full of foreign books to show her master's knowledge and make people awe-inspired. Next to the desk is an electronic conversation recorder, a TV fax telephone, and a laptop computer on the desk. In all corners of the room are Jingdezhen antique ceramic vases, filled with flowers.

In the middle of the office is a long plexiglass table, and at one end of the table is a sculpture of an ugly deformed child. At the other end is a statue of Aphrodite, the goddess of love, and Apollo, the ideal male type, with a foam of the waves of the sea made of plastic in the center.

"Jingle bell bell ....... The phone rang, and Lao Xiong picked up the phone and said, "Hey, where are you?" "Hello Dr. Xiong, I am the doctor on duty in the emergency room, I tell you that bihomeostasis has awakened, and we are still observing, please rest assured." ”

"That's great....... Lao Xiong put down the phone and said to the monostable couple: "I tell you a good news, bistable has come to its senses, please rest assured." "Doctor Xiong is really cured! Thank you!" Director Shan said. Lao Xiong scratched his head with his hand and said, "You're welcome, do you like to smoke?" "No, ......" Director Shan seemed to remember something, and hurriedly stood up, took out a box of cigarettes from his coat pocket and threw it to Dr. Xiong, Lao Xiong unceremoniously took the cigarette in his hand, took out a cigarette from a box of cigarettes, put it in his mouth, and lit the cigarette with a lighter, and the room immediately emitted a fragrance brought by tobacco.

Lao Xiong sat there smoking a cigarette and chatted with the monostable couple, he said: "The day before yesterday, I saw a news on the economic reference, in order to accelerate economic reform, the government of a certain country implemented "shock" therapy, and as a result, many enterprises were "shocked" to sleep for a long time.

Monostability says: "No, bistability is not caused by shock, he is sick in winter". "Then tell me the reason for the child's illness!" Dr. Xiong said and turned on the electronic conversation recorder.

"The bistable age is four months, the weight after birth is five pounds and five taels, the birth of five short figures, the head accounts for one-half of the entire body length, the midwife said that the child is a deformed child. When the temperature drops below zero, the bistable state does not eat or drink, and seems to sleep instead of sleeping ....... ”

Dr. Xiong said to monostable: "Then you don't raise the temperature of the room above freezing." "At home, I can't control the indoor temperature at 15~20 degrees. After the monostable state was finished, Wang Zhen interjected and said: "One day I can't raise the indoor temperature to 40 degrees." "You can't be high, you can't stand it anymore. "It's monostable muttering.

"Through your introduction to the condition of bistability, I have a general understanding of the situation of bistability, and now I would like to introduce to the two of you the results of my treatment of deformed children in recent years. ”

3. Audio-visual briefing room

After Dr. Xiong finished speaking, he pressed a green button on the desk, and the wooden inlay wall on the back wall of the office automatically slid open, and a large area of TV display screen appeared inside, which was also equipped with a multi-functional recording and playback system, high-fax amplification and music equipment, and a slide show system.

When Dr. Xiong flicked the button, the office became an audio-visual briefing room. As the projection television broadcast began, the couch on which the monostable sat turned towards the sound as if driven by the devil.

"The beauty and ugliness of human beings are caused by God, and with the development of modern medicine, a group of whimsical surgeons, blasphemous, began to study deformed children and wanted to change their faces.

Dr. Xiong of Jingda Hospital is 60 years old and has a bear body, and people named him Dr. Xiong according to his physical appearance. Dr. Xiong has been researching deformities for more than 20 years, and now the bear cub has grown into an old bear, but he really feels that he is a little overwhelmed in his work.

When Dr. Xiong first arrived at the hospital after graduating from college, he was surrounded by ugly and ridiculous figures. Illness number 1, congenital idiot, shaped like a giant, tall male Rufang, thick legs like a barrel, ape-like behavior, silly and silly. Sick No. 2, Miss Duck, aged thirty-two, with a long face, a pronounced jaw and a prominent outward head, a fat nose, thick lips, and a stubbled beard. Patient No. 3, a three-month-old baby, with a large head and a short body, and a habitual fluttering ...... nose.

Dr. Xiong's research on these deformities began with hormones, the pituitary gland. He said: 'The human body is made up of cells, the smallest unit of life, and all kinds of cells in the human body work together and work in harmony through the nervous system, and the brain is the hub, and all cells are absolutely subordinate to it. There is a gland in the human body, which brews a special substance called hormones, which runs to all parts of the human body and plays an active role at any time, and the shape of the body is determined by this hormone, and the gland that secretes hormones is called the endocrine gland. If one of the endocrine glands is hyperactive and secretes too much, it will inhibit the action of other organs, and the body will immediately change, and the body will become abnormally fat or thin. If dysfunction occurs in the early years of a person, the person either grows wildly, or stops developing, or produces physical deformities.'

After that, Dr. Xiong began to experiment with drugs, and after repeated experiments, he finally made endocrine gland drugs No. 1, No. 2, and No. 3.

One of them treats dwarves, No. 2 treats giants, and No. 3 treats deformed babies. This is a photo of the first patients who were cured, and there are also photos of the patients who changed their appearance.

The purpose of the film is to eliminate the psychological barriers of patients in the treatment process and enhance the confidence of patients to change from ugliness to beauty......"

After the TV program ended, Dr. Xiong was the first to stand up and say to Director Shan: "Now you should rest assured! Anyone who comes to me for treatment must watch this commercial first, the purpose of which is to cure the worries of patients and their families." Director Shan and Wang Zhen also stood up and said, "If it is really as said in the commercial, our bistable state will be saved."

"Ha, ha, ha. Dr. Xiong laughed, and he continued, "It's okay, don't worry, I can cure the disease of bistability." Director Shan and Wang Zhen also smiled bitterly.

"Okay, come here. I'll write you a bill, and you pay half of the money upfront. Dr. Xiong sat down in his desk seat again. He took out a bill from the drawer of his desk and handed it to the monostable, who took it and saw that there was a long list of numbers printed on the bill, and the monostable saw a hundred, two, three hundred yuan...... $10,000......... Infinity.

Shan Wentai took the bill in his hand and looked at it in front of him for a few minutes, and he said to Wang Zhen unremittingly: "Here, you are studying economics, you come and see." Monostable handed the bill to Wang Zhen. Wang Zhen took the bill and looked at it several times from beginning to end, but she couldn't see the beginning and the end. She walked up to Dr. Xiong and saw Dr. Xiong leaning back on the seat with his thighs pressed against his legs, holding a cigarette butt in one hand.

Wang Zhen said: "Doctor Xiong, why can't I understand your bill?" "Isn't it very clearly printed on it! You will understand it when you look at it!" "No, I don't know, why is there no unit price and amount printed on the bill? She handed the bill to Dr. Xiong again.

Dr. Xiong's eyes narrowed, he took the bill, staring at it with his eyes, like an old bear catching a rabbit. "Come, I'll tell you. He said to Wang Zhen: "You see, the payment payable on the first day of hospitalization is 100 yuan, the second day is 200 yuan, and on the third day it continues to be postponed, and the payment on the next day is 100 yuan more than the previous day." ”

"Isn't that a series of equal differences, so what is the number of payments on the last day?"

"It's infinity. ”

Wang Zhen asked: "Infinity, how to say it." "If you think about it, a patient like Bistable can only meet one in 5,000 years, so of course the amount you have to pay is infinite!"

Fourth, cure the disease

Wang Zhen paid for three days of hospitalization and was admitted to the hospital in a stable state. The next day, the phone rang in the office, and Dr. Xiong picked up the phone and said, "Hey, there...... It's the doctor on duty in the emergency room. What's the matter?" he said, "I'm telling you, bistable state went back into hibernation twenty minutes ago, what do you think we should do?"

"Yes, the administration of a large dose of oscillatory therapy to bistable keeps him awake forever. Dr. Xiong finished. The glasses put down the phone and said to the dwarf nurse, "Dwarf go get the spray gun, and Dwarf go to charge the liquid and prepare to shoot." The two short nurses answered.

The glasses push the bistable mobile bed into a closed tubular chamber created with a three-meter diameter plexiglass tube, which is a tubular oscillator. She casually opened the air valve and filled the tubular room with fresh and naturally concentrated air bought from the Xishuangbanna Botanical Garden, with the aim of rejuvenating the bistable body.

The dwarf and the dwarf two are ready at this time. The glasses looked up at their watch, then opened the valve of the spray gun, and suddenly the tubular room was filled with smoke, and the oscillator began to work, and the bistable state swayed from side to side in the tube...... This is the Bear Oscillation Therapy invented by Dr. Xiong.

This therapy has significant efficacy in stopping pneumonia, electrocution suspended animation, drowning shock, etc. It remains to be seen how this effect will be on bistability.

Besides, Dr. Xiong put down the phone and spent a few hours in his office before putting on his white coat and walking into the emergency room, where he prescribed a long prescription for bihomeostasis according to his years of treatment. He said: "Glasses, are you awake now after the smoke spray treatment?"

"Bistable can only stay awake for ten minutes after the smoke jet oscillation treatment, during which he will cry and laugh, his eyes will be open and his muscles will feel good, and after ten minutes he will go back to hibernation," the glasses said. Dr. Xiong said, "Well, you can do the treatment as prescribed." The girl with glasses took the prescription and looked at it for a while, then turned around and walked into the pharmacy, where she took out the endocrine gland No. 3 injection from the medicine cabinet and sucked it into the needle. When she was done, she walked briskly into the room and came to the bistable bed. She reached out and gently lifted her small bistable hand and inserted the needle into the bistable vein to inject the No. 3 needle. After the injection, the girl with glasses observed the bistable state through a medical observation machine.

After ten minutes, there was no change in the bistability, and after another ten minutes, the sudden convulsions of the bistability frightened the glasses girl. "Doctor Xiong, come and see, bistable has convulsions, what should I do?" Dr. Xiong hurriedly walked out of the next room, he hurriedly checked the pulse of bihomeostasis, and said to his glasses, "You quickly give oxygen to bihomeostasis." ”

In the emergency room, as the condition of bistable state worsened, the doctors became more busy, and after a nervous first aid, the glasses presented a report to Dr. Xiong. "After the injection of injection No. 3, bistable states experienced periodic convulsions, that is, convulsions every ten minutes. His condition has changed completely differently from what we are used to with patients ...... past. ”

Tomorrow morning there will be a bistable case discussion and we will study his condition further. After Dr. Xiong finished speaking, he turned around and left, and he went to prepare for the medical case discussion.

5. Discussion of medical records

The next morning, Dr. Xiong held a case discussion meeting, in which Dr. Xiong invited Dr. Lu, a brain specialist, Dr. Snake, a hibernation expert, Master Leng, an environmental medicine theorist, and a monostable couple to participate in the case discussion.

After the discussion began, hibernation experts first presented the results of the bistable examination. He said: "The entrepreneur is bistable and is a macrocephaly child, who hibernates and then has periodic convulsions. Externally, the bistable state sometimes sleeps and sometimes wakes up, and when examined during sleep, the baby's breathing, heart rate, and blood pressure are at the level of wakefulness, which is medically called (rapid eye movement phase of sleep)

This phase together accounts for about a quarter of a normal person's sleep time, and if the subject is woken up during this phase, he usually reports that he is dreaming.

Tests of breathing, heart rate, and blood pressure suggest that bistable is suffering from a hibernating daydreaming disorder. Let's discuss the case and summarize the treatment. After Dr. Snake finished speaking, Dr. Lu spoke.

He stood up and said slowly: "It's not a bad thing to have a big head, just now I observed and measured the bistable brain and found that the baby's brain weight accounts for about one-twentieth of the entire body weight, which is rare for human beings in the world, and the brain weight of modern people accounts for about one-fiftieth of the entire body weight. ”

After a flurry of speeches, Dr. Loh went on to say with great pride: "Bistable not only has a large brain weight, but also a very special head shape, with a high forehead and a bulging dome-shaped crown. According to 'Phrenology', this kind of head is a symbolic ...... of intelligence. ”

Master Leng interjected at this time: "Phrenology is a pseudoscience, and I can't imagine that Dr. Lu has also become a charlatan who sells dog skin plasters." ”

"You are talking nonsense, phrenology was very popular in the nineteenth century, and it is still quite influential among people. Dr. Lu argued angrily.

Dr. Xiong said impatiently, "Dr. Lu, can you use the most advanced brain science in modern times to treat the malformation of bistability? ”

Dr. Lu sighed when he saw that Dr. Xiong did not believe in "phrenology", spread his hands and said helplessly: "Even if you don't believe in phrenology, I really can't do anything about your patient's bihomeostasis." He turned his head and said, "Goodbye," Dr. Lu said, and walked away with his purse in his bag.

After Dr. Lu left, there was an awkward situation in the discussion, and everyone was silent.

6. Inferences and conclusions

Ten minutes later, the snake doctor said: "In my opinion, bistable states have hibernation habits, which is completely caused by the environment, you know that snakes and frogs and other animals have hibernation habits in the winter in the north, and in the south of Hainan Island, because there is no cold winter in the natural environment, snakes and frogs do not have hibernation habits. ”

"Yes. "Darwin, in his book On the Origin of Species by Natural Selection, Survival of the Fittest, argues that the giraffe's long neck is not the result of an elongated neck.

Rather, it is because some giraffes are born with longer necks than their companions, and individuals with longer necks have more access to food. Through natural selection, the long-necked species triumphed.

Natural selection is also easy to explain the giraffe's spotted fur, which mixes with sun-drenched vegetation and thus has more chance of escaping the lion's gaze